It was a hard fate, but we had no choice. It was him or us. Petro and I only had one chance, and we took it instinctively. As we lifted his legs, the huge man let out a yell; his great chest and belly bumped across the balustrade, then we had a glimpse of his bootsoles and he slid over head first.
We leaned against one another, holding each other up like drunkards, painfully gasping for breath. We tried not to listen to the instant of silence, or the heavy crunch as the faller landed. When eventually I leaned out and looked down, I did think for a second I saw him crawling, but then he lay still in the finality of death.
The rest was interesting. Dark figures suddenly materialised and bent over the body. I saw one pale face looking up, too far away to identify. Weak as I was by then, I could have been mistaken, but it seemed to me they made an attempt at dragging off the corpse. He must have been too heavy. After a moment they all rapidly walked away.
The next men to arrive had a lantern and a whistle, and were clearly a troop of vigiles.
We waited for them to notice that they were near Petro’s apartment and come upstairs to us. We were both wrecked. We could have called down to them. We were too exhausted to do anything more than wave feebly.
‘Who was your friend, Lucius?’ I demanded wryly.
‘Yours, I think, Marcus.’
‘I really must notify the world that I have changed my address.’
‘Good,’ Petronius agreed. He was in a bad way now. As we tried to recover, failing mostly, he added in a quiet voice, ‘He wanted to stop the rumours about the Aurelian Bank.’
‘He told you? He didn’t mind you knowing he was sent by Lucrio?’ Petro’s voice rasped, due to his damaged throat. One hand was holding his neck. ‘I was meant to end up dead.’
We remained silent for a while. Enjoying the moment. Both savouring the fact that Lucius Petronius Longus was alive.
‘Was that,’ he croaked, ‘my toga you destroyed?’ He hated wearing a toga, like any good Roman. Unfortunately, it was a necessary element of life.
‘Afraid so.’ I lolled against the outside wall, feeling slightly sick. ‘Shredded, I fear. I would give you mine, but Nux whelped her pup on it.’
Petronius sat down on his haunches, unable to stay upright. He held his head between his hands. ‘We can buy matching new ones, like best friends.’ There was a pause. Not for the first time in our lives, we were best friends who were feeling rather ill. This time we could not even blame it on a night of debauchery. ‘Thanks, Falco.’
‘Don’t thank me.’ Petro had taken a lot of damage before I arrived. He was ready to pass out. I was too weak to help him much, but I could hear the vigiles coming up the stairs now. ‘My dear Lucius, you haven’t heard me confess yet what I did to your amphora.’
‘Not the Chalybonium? I really wanted to try that…’
‘Imported, isn’t it? Must have cost you!’
‘You damned menace,’ Petronius muttered weakly. Then he keeled over. I had no strength to catch him, but I managed to get my left foot stretched out so his face - no longer that suffocated purple - landed on my foot. At least it was a better pillow than the floor.
XLV
I WOKE LATE, in my own bed again. My sister Maia was looking in at the bedroom door. ‘Want a drink? I’ve made hot mulsum.’
Moving carefully, I crawled to the living room. I ached, but I had been worse. Nothing was broken or split open this time. I had no internal pain.
Nux and the puppy wagged ecstatic tails. The puppy wagged his little worm perpetually, but Nux meant a real welcome. Julia was striding about in her wheeled walking-frame; she no longer needed it, she just enjoyed the racket. Maia had been left in charge.
There was no sign of Helena. ‘Do you know what she’s doing?’
‘Oh yes!’ replied Maia forcefully. ‘I know exactly what she thinks she’s up to.’ Cradling my beaker, I shot her an equiring look. Her tone of voice modified. ‘Changing her library book, apparently.’ Swapping Greek novels with Passus. Maia was obviously not going to tell me what had caused her to sound so indignant: some girls’ stuff that I was not yet old enough to know about.
‘How’s Petronius?’ The vigiles had stretchered him over here last night and laid him on our reading couch.
‘Awake.’
‘Well enough to keep an eye on you two,’ he rasped himself, appearing in the doorway, barefoot, bare-chested and wrapped in a sheet. Julia trundled herself over to him, bumping hard into his knee. He winced. Maia indicated the end of my bench, then unhelpfully watched Petro aim himself across the room to sit. Once he had landed, he gave her a bared-teeth grin, acknowledging that he had nearly toppled over and that she had known it would be a close thing.
Maia looked at us, from one to another. ‘You’re a right pair.’
‘Cute little treasures?’ I suggested.
‘Stupid chanters,’ sneered Maia.
I wondered when Helena would return. I needed to see her. My sister would forget her scorn soon enough. Helena, who never said much after I had been in trouble, would nonetheless remember thisevent far longer and would grieve over its danger more deeply. Every time there were bad street sounds in the night, I would have to pull her into my arms and shield her from the memory of last night’s terror.
Petro was reaching to collect the beaker Maia had grudgingly poured for him. The sheet slipped, showing widespread bruising. Scythax, the vigiles doctor, had been summoned last night and had examined him for broken ribs, but thought none was damaged. He had left a painkilling draught, some of which Petro unobtrusively poured into his cup.
‘Looks horrible.’ Maia was right. Petronius had a good body, but the giant must have wanted to hurt him before choking out his life. It would account for some of the noise Marius had heard. Maia squinted disapprovingly at the marbled black and purple results. Petro breathed in, showing off to her how he always kept in shape; her lip curled. ‘You’ll have to stop chasing the women. A few well-positioned cuts might have made you look romantic - but that’s just ugly.’
‘I’ll stop chasing when I catch the right one,’ said Petronius, gazing into his hot drink. Steam, comfortingly infused with honey and watered wine, wreathed around his battered face. He looked tired and still in shock, but his brown hair stood up boyishly.
‘Really?’ asked Maia, with a light disbelieving inflexion.
‘Really.’ Petro looked up suddenly with a faint smile that implied - well, maybe nothing at all.
We were all sitting subdued and silent when we were joined by Fusculus. He gazed around as if the atmosphere made him fear the worst, then weighed up his chiefs wounds with routine expertise. As a courtesy, he pulled a face. ‘Nice ornaments!’
‘Pretty effect, eh? It was close. Still, we’re not booking a funeral. What’s new?’ Fusculus tossed a glance towards Maia. Suspicion mingled with masculine interest. Petronius said briefly, ‘Falco’s sister. You can speak.’
Now Fusculus was taking a better look at him, after noticing that Petro’s throat was so sore it was limiting his speech. ‘It’s true? The bastard tried to strangle you…?’
‘I’m all right.’
‘Well, chief, I do have something to report. We know who he is. The description was easy enough to put around. He was a serious heavy, known as Bos. Built like a fighting bull -‘
‘We know that,’ I commented.
Fusculus grinned. ‘Rumour says you two tossed him over a balcony?’
‘Very gently.’
‘Accomplished with perfect etiquette? Well, Bos had a huge reputation. Nobody but you two crazymen would have dared tackle him. If you go down to the Forum today, you’ll be treated like demigods -‘
‘What was his status?’ interrupted Petronius.
‘Brute-for-hire. Leaning on people. Squashing those who refused to co-operate. Mostly he just had to arrive on the doorstep and they gave up.’
‘You surprise me!’
‘Who used to hire him?’ I asked Fusculus intently.
‘Particular clients?’
‘Often a set of debt-collectors called the Ritusii. Harsh and hardhearted. Known for their tough methods and subtle hints of unacceptable violence.’
‘Wrong side of the law?’
‘No,’ said Fusculus dryly. ‘In their field, they make the law. They are never sued for compensation. Nobody lodges complaints.’
Petronius stretched awkwardly. ‘I think I might make one.’
‘Can we prove Bos was sent here by the Ritusii? Doubtful,’ I reminded him. ‘Neither they nor Lucrio will admit a connection; banks aren’t supposed to use enforcers, for one thing. They made a bad mistake, attacking a vigiles officer - but they are unlikely to admit they sent Bos to hurt you.’
‘They do know we suspect it,’ Fusculus told us. ‘A report had to go to the Prefect.’ Petronius choked with annoyance. He had wanted to settle this in his own way. Still, he did not insist on knowing which over-hasty member of the cohort had made the report in his absence. ‘The Prefect sent a detachment to pull their place apart.’
‘Oh, good thinking! Find anything?’ I scoffed sarcastically.
‘What do you think?’
Petronius said nothing. Maia removed his empty beaker, which he seemed about to drop.
‘Do these Ritusii hardmen openly work for Lucrio and the Aurelian Bank?’ I demanded.
‘Not openly,’ said Fusculus. Then an expectant grin stretched across his face. He had something to tell us and wanted to see us react. ‘Anyway, Falco, less business will be coming their way from that direction now - the Aurelian Bank has been inundated with scaredclients wanting to withdraw their funds. Lucrio froze all accounts this morning and called in specialist liquidators. The bank has crashed.’
I helped Petro limp back to the reading couch, where he subsided drowsily.
‘Can you look after yourself?’
‘I’m in the hands of a lovely nurse,’ he whispered with a husky pretence at secrecy. It was the traditional male response to being trapped in a sickbed. You have to play the game.
‘Helena will be back any minute,’ Maia retorted, whisking out of the room with a vigorous yank at her skirts.
I covered him over. ‘Stop flirting with my sister. You may be the demigod who disposed of the giant Bos - but there’s a queue for Maia. Don’t risk your neck with Anacrites. That man is far too dangerous.’
I meant it. It would be bad enough if the Chief Spy made any headway with my sister, but if he did and she ever decided to dump him, it would threaten all our family. He had power. He controlled sinister resources, and he made a spiteful enemy. It was time all of us remembered .Anacrites had a darker side.
Of course if he was dumped by my mother at the same time as Maia saw through him, we were probably dead from the moment the letter saying ‘Darling, we’ve had so much fun and I really hate writing this… landed on his Palace desk. I felt sick at the thought of anyone calling Anacrites darling. But that was nothing to my fear of his reaction if he ever lost face by rejection as a lover - especially if he then blamed me. He had tried to have me killed once, in Nabataea. It could happen again at any time.
As I brooded, Petronius was making some quiet joke: ‘Ah, I won’t have any luck with Maia. I’m her brother’s horrible crony - tainted goods.’
Just as well. I hated all my brothers-in-law. What a pack of irritating swine. The last thing I could have tolerated was my best friend wanting to join them. Shaking my head to be rid of this thought, I set off to the Forum - not to be greeted like a hero, but to try to see Lucrio.
As I walked, I wondered why I had not told Maia the ill-tasting gossip about Anacrites and Ma. Pure cowardice, I admitted it.
Lucrio was nowhere to be found. I was hardly surprised. When any business goes bankrupt the executives ensure that the night before it becomes open knowledge they ride off to their personal villas a long way from Rome - taking the silverware and petty cash. The GoldenHorse change-table stood empty and unstaffed. I walked to Lucrio’s home address. A fair-sized crowd had gathered, some just standing with an air of hopelessness, others flinging rocks at shutters in a desolate way. A few were probably debtors who wondered if they might escape repaying their loans now. The door stayed closed and the windows were well barred.
I felt disappointed. As a riot, it was a washout. Sightseers had started arriving just to watch for suicides among the crowd but the crowd, slightly embarrassed, all looked ready to filter off home. Those who had lost most money would stay away. They would resist accepting what had happened, pretending everything was fine. As long as they could, they would fight off despair. When it struck, nobody would see them again.
There was nothing to do here. When a sad tambourine man came to play and sing mournful drinking songs, I left before his grimy assistant reached me with the hat.
Forget Lucrio. Forget these blank loafers drifting about in the street. I did not know them and I did not care too much about their losses. But if the bank had crashed, it affected real people, people I did know. There was something I had to tackle urgently. I had to go and see Ma.
XLVI
IN MOTHER’S NEIGHBOUR Aristagoras, the little old fellow, was sunning himself in the portico. Ma always kept the commonareas of her block spick and span. Over the years, she must have saved the landlord hundreds in sweeper’s fees. There were bright pots of roses by the front entrance, which she tended too.
Aristagoras called out a greeting; I raised an arm and kept going. He was a chatterer, I could tell.
I ran lightly up the stairs to the apartment. Most days, Ma was either out, whirling about the Aventine on errands and causing annoyance, or else she was in, scrubbing away at pots or chopping like fury in her cooking area. Today I just found her sitting still in a basket armchair that my late brother Festus had once given her (I knew, though she did not, that the cheeky beggar won it in a game of draughts). She had her hands folded rather tightly in her lap. As usual, her dress and hair were scrupulously neat, though a fine aura of tragic gloom enveloped her.
I closed the door gently. Two eyes like burnt raisins bored into me. I pulled up a stool beside her and squatted on it with my elbows on my knees.
‘You heard about the Aurelian Bank?’
Ma nodded. ‘One of the men who works for Anacrites came to see him early this morning. Is it true?’
‘Afraid so. I’ve just been down there - all closed up. Did Anacrites manage to remove his cash?’
‘He had notified the agent that he wanted to make a withdrawal, but the money has not yet been paid to him.’
‘Tough.’ I managed to sound neutral. I gazed at Ma. Despite her anxious stillness, her face was expressionless. ‘They probably knew they were in trouble, you know; they would have slowed up on shelling out. I wouldn’t be too concerned about him. He may have lost a packet with the Aurelian, but he must have plenty more hoarded away in other safe places. It goes with his job.’
‘I see,’ said Ma.
‘Anyway,’ I continued gravely, ‘there are liquidators appointed. All Anacrites has to do is toddle along to see them, mention that he’s the influential Chief Spy, and they will ensure he’ll be top of the list of creditors who get paid in full. Only wise move they can make.’
‘I’ll tell him to do that!’ Ma exclaimed, looking relieved on behalf of her protege. I ground my teeth. Telling him how to bail himself out had not really been my plan.
I waited, but Ma was still keeping her worries to herself. I felt a wrench of embarrassment, as one of her youngest children talking about her finances. For one thing, we had a long-standing tussle about whether I was ever allowed to take charge of anything. For another, she was desperately secretive.
‘What about your own money, Ma?’
‘Oh well, never mind that.’
‘Stop fooling. You had a lot on deposit with that bank, don’t pretend otherwise. Had you drawn any out recent
ly?’
‘No.’
‘So they had it all. Well, Anacrites is the idiot who made you put it there; you should get him to lean on them for you.’
‘I don’t want to bother him.’
‘Right. Look, I have to deal with Lucrio on another issue. I’ll ask what the situation is. If there’s any chance of getting your money back, I’ll do what I can.’
‘There is no need to go to any trouble. You don’t need to worry about me,’ wailed Ma pathetically. That was typical. In fact, I would never have heard the last of it if I had left her to stew in anxiety. I said politely that it was no trouble; I was a dutiful boy who loved his mother and I would happily devote my days to sorting out her affairs. Ma humphed.
This might have been the moment to mention the rumours about Anacrites growing too close as a lodger. My nerve failed.
I could hardly imagine Mother and the spy alone together. She had nursed him when he was desperately ill; that would have involved intimate personal contact - but it was surely different from having an affair. Ma and him in bed? Never! Not just because she was a lot older than him. Perhaps I just did not want to imagine my mother in bed with anyone .
‘What’s on your mind, son?’ Ma noticed me thinking, a process she always regarded as dangerous. The traditional Roman virtues specifically exclude philosophy. Good boys don’t dream. Goodmothers don’t let them. She swiped at me. Out of long experience, I ducked just in time. I managed not to fall off my stool. Her hand sliced through my curls, missing my head. ‘Own up!’
‘I’ve heard a few rumours lately…’
Ma bristled. ‘What rumours?’
‘Just some nonsense.’
‘What nonsense?’
‘Not worth mentioning.’
‘But worth thinking about until you get that silly grin!’
‘Who’s grinning?’ I felt about three years old. The feeling was confirmed when my mother took hold of my ear, with a fierce grip that I knew too well.
‘What exactly are you talking about?’ demanded my mother. I wished I were fighting Bos again.
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