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by Robert Shea; Robert Anton Wilson


  “I’ll see the statues later,” said Mavis. “I’ve got other things to do just now.”

  George followed Hagbard down carpeted staircases and halls paneled in glowing, polished oak. At last they came to a large hall which was apparently paved with marble flagstones. A group of men and women wearing horizontally striped nautical shirts similar to Hagbard’s were clustered around four tall statues in the center of the room. When Hagbard entered the room they stopped talking and stepped away to give him a clear look at the sculptures. The floor was covered with puddles of water and the statues themselves were dripping.

  “No wiping them dry,” Hagbard said. “Every molecule is precious just as it is, and the less disturbed the better.” He stepped closer to the nearest one and looked at it for a long moment. “What do you say about a thing like this? It’s beyond exquisite. Can you imagine what their art was like before the disaster? And to think the Unbroken Circle destroyed every trace of it, except for that crude, stupid pyramid.”

  “Which is the greatest piece of ceramic technology in the history of the human race,” said one of the women. George looked around for Stella Maris, but she wasn’t there.

  “Where’s Stella?” he asked Hagbard.

  “Upstairs minding the store. She’ll see them later.”

  The sculptures were unlike the work of any culture George knew, which was to be expected, after all. They were at once realistic, fanciful and abstractly intellectual. They bore resemblance to Egyptian and Mayan, Classical Greek, Chinese and Gothic, combined with a surprisingly modern-looking note. There were some qualities in the statues that were totally unique, though, qualities doubtless lost by the civilizations to which Atlantis was ancestral, but that might have been found in known world art, had there been other civilizations to preserve and emphasize them. This, George realized, was the Ur-Art; and looking at the statues was like hearing a sentence in the first language spoken by men.

  An elderly sailor pointed at the statue farthest from where they were standing. “Look at that beatific smile. A woman thought of that statue, I’ll bet. That’s every woman’s dream—to be totally self-sufficient.”

  “Some of the time, Joshua,” said the Oriental woman who had spoken before, “but not all of the time. Now what I prefer is that.” She pointed to another statue.

  Hagbard laughed. “You think that’s just nice, healthy oragenitalism, Tsu-Hsi. But the child in the woman’s arms is the Son Without a Father, the Self-Begotten, and the couple at the base represent the Unbroken Circle of Gruad. Usually it’s a serpent with its tail in its mouth, but in some of the earlier representations the couple in oral intercourse symbolizes sterile lust. The Unloved Mother has her foot on the man’s head to indicate that she conquers lust. The whole sculpture is the product of the foulest cult to come out of Atlantis. They originated human sacrifice. First they practiced castration, but then they escalated to killing men instead of just cutting off their balls. Later, when women were subjugated, the sacrifice became a virgin female, supposedly to give her to the Unloved Ones while she was still pure.”

  “That halo around the child’s head looks like the peace symbol,” said George.

  “Peace symbol, my ass,” said Hagbard. “That’s the oldest symbol of evil there is. Of course, in the cult of the Unbroken Circle it was a symbol of good, but that’s the same difference.”

  “They can’t have been so vicious if they produced that statue,” said the Oriental woman stubbornly.

  “Could you deduce the Spanish Inquisition from a painting of the manger at Bethlehem?” said Hagbard. “Don’t be naive, Miss Mao.” He turned to George, “The value of any one of these statues is beyond calculation. But not many people know that. I’m sending you to one who does—Robert Putney Drake. One of the finest art connoisseurs in the world, and the head of the American branch of the world crime syndicate. You’re going to see him with a gift from me—these four statues. The Illuminati were planning to buy his support with gold from the Temple of Tethys. I’m going to get to him first.”

  “If they only needed four statues, why were they trying to raise the whole temple?” George asked.

  “I think they wanted to remove the temple to Agharti, their stronghold under the Himalayas, for safekeeping. I haven’t been any closer to the Temple of Tethys than we were today, but I suspect it’s a treasure-house of evidence of High Atlantis. As such, it would be something the Illuminati would want to remove. Until now there was no reason to, because no one had access to the seabottom other than the Illuminati. Now I can get around down here just as well, better in fact, than they can, and pretty soon others will be following. Several nations and many groups of private persons are exploring the undersea world. It’s time for the Illuminati to finish taking away whatever tells of High Atlantis.”

  “Will they destroy that city we saw? And what about the Pyramid of the Eye?”

  Hagbard shook his head. “They’d be willing to let later Atlantean ruins to be found. That wouldn’t say anything about their existence. As for the Pyramid of the Eye, I suspect they have a real problem with that. They can’t destroy it, and even if they could they wouldn’t want to. But it’s a dead giveaway to the existence of a supercivilization in the past.”

  “Well,” said George, not at all wanting to meet the head of the American crime syndicate, “what we ought to do is go back and raise the Temple of Tethys ourselves, before the Illuminati grab it.”

  “Good grief,” said Miss Mao. “This happens to be the most critical moment in the history of this civilization. We don’t have time to fiddle-fuck around with archeology.”

  “He’s just a legionnaire,” said Hagbard. “Though after this mission he’ll know the Fairest and become a deacon. He’ll understand more then. George, I want you to act as a go-between for the Discordian movement and the Syndicate. You’re going to bring these four statues to Robert Putney Drake and tell him there are more where they came from. Ask Drake to stop working for the Illuminati, to take the heat off our people, wherever he’s after them, and to drop the assassination project the Illuminati have been working on with him. And as an earnest of good faith, he’s to snuff twenty-four Illuminati agents for us in the next twenty-four hours. Their names will be contained in a sealed envelope which you’ll give him.”

  FIVES, SEX. HERE IS WISDOM. The mumble of the breast is the mutter of man.

  State’s Attorney Milo A. Flanagan stood on the roof of the high rise condominium on Lake Shore Drive in which he lived, scanning blue-gray Lake Michigan with powerful binoculars. It was April 24, and Project Tethys should be completed. At any moment Flanagan expected to sight what would look like another Great Lakes freighter heading for the Chicago River locks. Only this one would be carrying a dismantled Atlantean temple crated in its hold. The ship would be recognizable by a red triangle painted on the funnel.

  After being inspected by Flanagan (whose name in the Order was Brother Johann Beghard) and after his report had been sent on to Vigilance Lodge, the North American command center, the crated temple would be moved downriver to Saint Louis, where, by prior agreement with the President of the United States, it would be trucked overland to Fort Knox under the guard of the U.S. Army. The President didn’t know with whom he was dealing. The CIA had informed him that the source of the artifacts was the Livonian Nationalist Movement, now behind the Iron Curtain, and that the crates would contain Livonian art treasures. Certain high officers in the CIA did know the real nature of the organization which the U.S. was helping, because they were members of it. Of course, the Syndicate (without even a cover story) was keeping three-quarters of its gold in with the government store at Fort Knox these days. “Where could you find a safer place?” Robert Putney Drake once asked.

  But the freighter was behind schedule. The wind battered at Flanagan, whipping his wavy white hair and the well-tailored jacket sleeves and trouser legs. The goddamned Chicago wind. Flanagan had been fighting it all his life. It had made him the man he was.


  Police Sergeant Otto Waterhouse emerged from the doorway to the roof. Waterhouse was a member of Flanagan’s personal staff, which meant he was on the Police Department payroll, the Syndicate payroll, and another payroll that regularly deposited a fixed sum in the account of Herr Otto Wasserhaus in a Bavarian bank. Waterhouse was a six-and-a-half-foot-tall black man who had made a career for himself in the Chicago Police Department by being more willing and eager to harass, torture, maim, and kill members of his race than the average Mississippi sheriff. Flanagan had early spotted Waterhouse’s ice-cold, self-hating love affair with death, and had attached him to his staff.

  “A message from CFR communications center in New York,” said Waterhouse. “The word has come through from Ingolstadt that Project Tethys was aborted.”

  Flanagan lowered his binoculars and turned to look at Waterhouse. The State’s Attorney’s florid face with its bushy pepper-and-salt eyebrows was shrewd and distinguished, the sort of face people vote for, especially in Chicago. It was a face that had once belonged to a kid who had run with the Hamburgers in Chicago’s South Side Irish ghetto and bashed out the brains of black men with cobblestones for the fun of it. It was a face that had come from that primitive beginning to knowing about ten-thousand-year-old sunken temples, spider ships, and international conspiracies. It was stamped indelibly with the lines of Milo A. Flanagan’s ancestors, the ancestors of the Gauls, Britons, Scots, Picts, Welsh, and Irish. Around the time the Temple of Tethys was sinking into the sea, they had been driven forth on orders from Agharti from that thick ancient forest that is now the desert country of Outer Mongolia. But Flanagan was only a Fourth-degree Illuminatus and not fully instructed in the history. Though he did not display much emotion there were blue-white flames of murderous madness burning deep in his eyes. Water-house was one of the few people in Chicago who could meet Flanagan’s baleful stare head-on.

  “How did it happen?” Flanagan asked.

  “They were attacked by porpoises and an invisible submarine. The spider craft were all blown to bits. The Zwack came in and counterattacked, was damaged by a laser beam and forced to disengage.”

  “How did they find out we had spider ships at the temple site?”

  “Maybe the porpoises told them.”

  Flanagan looked at Waterhouse coldly and thoughtfully. “Maybe it leaked at this end, Otto. There are JAMs active in this town, more here than anywhere in the country right now. Dillinger has been spotted twice in the last week. By Gruad, how I’d like to be the one to really get him, once and for all! What would Hoover’s ghost say then, huh, Otto?” Flanagan grinned, one of his rare genuine smiles, exposing prominent canine teeth. “We know there’s a JAM cult center somewhere on the North Side. Someone’s been stealing hosts from my brother’s church for the past ten years—even at times when I’ve had as many as thirty men staked out there. And my brother says that there have been more cases of demonic possession in his parish in the last five years than in all of Chicago in all its previous history. One of our sensitives has reported emanations of the Old Woman in this area at least once a month during the past year. It’s long past time we found them. They could be reading our minds, Otto. That could be the leak. Why haven’t we got a fix on them?”

  Waterhouse, who only a few years ago had known nothing more unconventional than how to turn a homicide into “killed while resisting arrest,” looked back calmly at Flanagan and said, “We need ten sensitives of the fifth grade to form the pentacle, and we’ve only got seven.”

  Flanagan shook his head. “There are seventeen fifth graders in Europe, eight in Africa, and twenty-three scattered around the rest of the world. You’d think they could spare us three for a week. That’s all it would take.”

  Waterhouse said, “Maybe you’ve got enemies in the higher circle. Maybe somebody Wants to see us get it.”

  “Why the hell do you say things like that, Waterhouse?”

  “Just to fuck you up, man.”

  Eight floors below, in an apartment which was regularly used for black masses, a North Clark street hippie named Skip Lynch opened his eyes and looked at Simon Moon and Padre Pederastia. “Time’s getting very short,” he said. “We’ve got to finish off Flanagan soon.”

  “It can’t be too soon for me,” said Padre Pederastia. “If Daddy hadn’t favored him so outrageously he’d be the priest today and I’d be State’s Attorney.”

  Simon nodded. “But then we’d be snuffing you instead of Milo. Anyway, I believe George Dorn will be taking care of the problem for us right now.”

  Squinks? It all began with the squinks—and that sentence is more true than you will realize until long after this mission is over, Mr. Muldoon.

  It was the night of February 2, 1776, and it was dark and windy in Ingolstadt; in fact, Adam Weishaupt’s study looked like a set for a Frankenstein movie, with its windows rattling and candles flickering, and old Adam himself casting terrifying shadows as he paced back and forth with his peculiar lurching gait. At least the shadows were terrifying to him, because he was flying high on the new hemp extract that Kolmer had brought back from his last visit to Baghdad. To calm himself, he was repeating his English vocabulary-building drill, working on the new words for that week. “Tomahawk … Succotash … Squink. Squink?” He laughed out loud. The word was “skunk,” but he had short-circuited from there to “squid” and emerged with “squink.” A new word: a new concept. But what would a squink look like? Midway between a squid and a skunk, no doubt: it would have eight arms and smell to hoch Himmel. A horrible thought: it reminded him, uncomfortably, of the shoggoths in that damnable Necronomicon that Kolmer was always trying to get him to read when he was stoned, saying that was the only way to understand it.

  He lurched over to the Black Magic and Pornography section of his bookshelves—which he kept, sardonically, next to his Bible commentaries—and took down the long-forbidden volume of the visions of the mad poet Abdul Alhazred. He turned to the first drawing of a shoggoth. Strange, he thought, how a creature so foul could also, from certain angles and especially when you were high, look vaguely like a crazily grinning rabbit. “Du haxen Hase,” he chortled to himself….

  Then his mind made the leap: five sides on the borders on the shoggoth sketches … five sides, always, on all the shoggoth sketches … and “squid” and “skunk” both had five letters in them….

  He held up his hands, looked at the five fingers on each, and began to laugh. It was all clear suddenly: the Sign of the Horns made by holding up the first two fingers in a V and folding the other three down: the two, the three and their union in the five. Father, Son and Holy Devil … the Duality of good and evil, the Trinity of the Godhead … the bicycle and the tricycle…. He laughed louder and louder, looking—despite his long, thin face—like the Chinese statues of the Laughing Buddha.

  While the gas chambers were operating, other features of life in the camps were also contributing to the Final Solution. At Auschwitz, for instance, many perished from beatings and other forms of ill treatment, but the general neglect of elementary sanitary and health precautions had the most memorable results. First there was spotted fever, then paratyphoid fever and abdominal typhus erysipelas. Tuberculosis, of course, was rampant, and—particularly amusing to certain of the officers—incurable diarrhea brought death to many inmates, degrading as it killed. No attempt was made, either, to prevent the ubiquitous camp rats from attacking those too ill to move or defend themselves. Never before witnessed by twentieth-century doctors, noma also appeared and was recognized only from the descriptions in old textbooks: it is the complication of malnutrition which eats holes in the cheeks until you can see right through to the teeth. “Vernichtung” a survivor said later, “is the most terrible word in any language.”

  Even so, the Aztecs grew more frantic toward the end, increasing the number of sacrifices, doubling and tripling the days of the year that called for spilled blood. But nothing saved them: just as Eisenhower’s army advanced across Europe to end the o
vens of Auschwitz, Cortez and his ships moved toward the great pyramid, the statue of Tlaloc, the confrontation.

  Seven hours after Simon spoke of George Dorn to Padre Pederastia, a private jet painted gold landed at Kennedy International Airport. Four heavy crates were moved by crane from the belly of the plane into a truck which bore on its side the sign “GOLD & APPEL TRANSFERS.” A young man with shoulder-length blond hair, wearing a fashionable cutaway and knee breeches of red velvet with bottle-green silk stockings, stepped down from the plane and climbed into the cab of the truck. Holding an alligator briefcase in his lap, he sat silently beside the driver.

  Tobias Knight, the driver, kept his thoughts to himself and asked no questions.

  George Dorn was frightened. It was a feeling he was getting used to, so accustomed in fact that it no longer seemed to stop him from doing insane things. Besides, Hagbard had given him a talisman against harm, assuring him that it was 100 percent infallible. George slipped it out of his pocket and glanced at it again, curiously and with a wan hope. It was gold-tinted card with the strange glyphs:

  It was probably another of Hagbard’s jokes, George decided. It might even be Etruscan for “Kick this boob in the ass.” Hagbard’s refusal to translate it suggested some such Celinean irony, and yet he had seemed very sober—almost religious—about the symbols.

  One thing was sure: George was still frightened, but the fear was no longer paralyzing. If I was this casual about fear a few years ago, he thought, there’d be one less cop in New York. And I wouldn’t be here either, probably. No, that’s not right, either. I would have told Carlo to go fuck himself. I wouldn’t have let the fear of being called a copout stop me. George had been scared when he went to Mad Dog, when Harry Coin tried to fuck him up the ass, when Harry Coin was killed, when he escaped from the Mad Dog jail, when he saw his own death just as he was coming, and when the Illuminati spider ships had attacked the Lief Erickson. Being scared was beginning to seem a normal condition to him.

 

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