by A. J. Markam
“What is your bidding, High Priestess?” the acolyte asked.
“Take the human to guest quarters and situate him comfortably.” Eluun turned back to me. “Exa will escort you back to your room. I will see you later.”
“But – ”
“I must go,” the priestess said, then turned and walked swiftly down the hall.
The mage looked back at me and scowled, then joined Eluun as they disappeared around the bend.
“That was weird,” I muttered, then turned around to the acolyte.
I was surprised to find she wasn’t looking at my face, but about three feet lower.
She seemed utterly bewildered, transfixed, and aroused. She was biting her lip as she stared, with one of the sexiest expressions I’d ever seen on a woman’s face before.
Uh, beside Alaria, of course.
I looked down to see what she was looking at.
Oh SHIT.
My erection was jutting pretty visibly against my pants.
“Sorry,” I muttered, even though I didn’t know what I had to be sorry for, seeing as I was in a building full of orgies and nymphomaniacs. I turned around and tried to adjust myself, but it didn’t help much. There was still a pretty clear outline of my schlong against my overly tight pants.
“Please don’t make it go away,” she said, with something like desperation in her voice.
I blushed. “I, uh… I just…”
She glanced up at my face briefly, then returned to staring at my crotch. Then she unconsciously put a finger to her mouth and bit it lightly as she stared.
Jesus. This wasn’t helping my erection go down at all.
I cleared my throat. “Maybe we should go back to my room?”
She looked up at me, the shock on her face turning into a wide smile. “Yes! Yes, let’s!”
I frowned. Why was she so happy?
Then I reexamined my words. Maybe we should go back to my room –
Crap.
“I mean, you should take me,” I said.
She looked even more delighted.
“DAMMIT – you should take me back to my room. Okay?”
She nodded, then looked back down at my crotch, stared, and bit her lip some more.
While I have to admit it was awesome to be ogled by such a hot chick, it was also a little disconcerting that the only thing she cared about was one part of my anatomy. I guess since the only male elf around was Saykir, she hadn’t seen a boner in quite some time.
“Well?” I asked.
She looked up at me again, flustered. “Oh – yes, let’s go.”
All of a sudden another woman walked up from the room full of kinksters. She was dressed, at least, though she was wearing a black, corset-like robe rather than a silk one like Exa. She was a solid B-cup, though it was all covered up in black leather straps across her chest. And she wore her hair in a shorter bob cut, different from Exa’s long locks.
“Who’s this, Exa?” the woman asked, looking me up and down lasciviously.
“The human warlock we captured earlier.”
“You know, I have a name,” I said grumpily. “It’s Ian.”
The new woman giggled. “What are you going to do with him?”
I was expecting Take him back to his room, but instead Exa leaned over and whispered in her friend’s ear.
The new woman glanced down at my crotch, too, and got a big smile on her face. “Can I come too?” she purred.
These people with their double entendres.
“Yes,” Exa said, then reached out, grabbed my hand, and began hauling me bodily down the hallway.
“I’m Kel,” the new arrival grinned as she walked along beside me.
“Nice to meet you.”
“We should get Sela,” Kel exclaimed.
“No,” Exa said, “I want to get back to the – ”
“Sela!” Kel exclaimed as we passed the room full of Sensuals. “Come here!”
Another acolyte – completely naked – extricated herself from a tangle of bodies and walked over to us. I found myself staring, although I tried to be a little more discreet than Exa. Of the three women, she had the biggest breasts. Probably a C cup, nice and firm, with small areolas and hard, erect nipples. A cute little tuft of white hair between her thighs. She was also slightly curvier than the other two, with wider hips and a rounder ass. She had nothing on Alaria, but she looked pretty damn good all the same.
“What’s going on?” she asked.
“Exa is taking the human back to her chambers,” Kel giggled.
“His chambers,” Exa said in annoyance.
“My chambers,” I said at the exact same time.
“Want to come?” Kel asked, then leaned over and whispered in the naked woman’s ear.
Sela glanced down at my crotch, and her eyebrows shot up. “Oh. Oh my.”
I blushed furiously and tried to refrain from adjusting myself again. I had to admit, it was a huge turn-on having these women react so positively to my package. Trust me, it was something I was not accustomed to back in the real world.
Sela looked into my eyes and held out her hand. “My name is Sela.”
I held out my hand and struggled to keep my eyes locked on hers. It’s a bit weird shaking the hand of a hot naked chick when you’re completely clothed. Not that I’d had any previous experience, mind you.
As soon as our fingers touched, she got a look on her face halfway between wonder and desire.
“You have remarkably soft hands,” she said.
I frowned in embarrassment and jerked my hand away. No dude wants to hear that he has ‘remarkably soft hands.’ Lumberjacks don’t get told they have ‘remarkably soft hands.’ NBA players don’t hold get told they have ‘remarkably soft hands.’ SEAL Team Six guys don’t get told they have ‘remarkably soft hands.’
It came with being a keyboard jockey and never having done a day of physical work in my entire life. It wasn’t like I went out splitting cords of wood or anything, after all. I did videogame QC for a living.
She saw my reaction.
“It’s good,” she said reassuringly. “Your hands are very nice.”
She reached down, took my hand between both of hers, and gently caressed my fingers – which turned me on in a way that even watching all the elf sex hadn’t.
“Very nice,” she murmured, her voice dropping half an octave, becoming slow and sensual.
Oh shit…
“I have a girlfriend,” I blurted out.
Sela didn’t seem fazed by that all at.
“Lucky girl,” she purred.
I jerked my hand back. “I, uh – I think I need to get back to my chambers now.”
And jerk off.
And think about Alaria while I’m doing it.
Nothing but Alaria. Just me and Alaria. No one else. Yessiree.
“Yes,” Exa said sharply, and tugged on my other hand. “Let’s go. Now.”
15
After Sela put on one of the robes hanging in the front vestibule, we left the temple and ran through the streets, with Exa pulling on my hand insistently. I was shivering from the wind, but the women didn’t seem to be bothered by it. Maybe that was a benefit to being a frost elf – immune from the cold.
We entered a large mansion made of ice. The women spirited me through the halls to a room on the lower level with a large iron door set into the ice walls.
Inside the room was a bed made of onyx, with piles of silver furs draped across it. There was a table with a bowl of fruit, which was filled with blue apples and even darker blue grapes. There was also a small loaf of bread, a knife, and a glass bottle with two silver goblets next to it.
The three women escorted me inside and stood there in a row, looking at me. Sela and Kel smiled, though Exa just seemed impatient.
“Well, thanks,” I said, and jerked my thumb back at the bed. “I better be hitting the hay, so, nice meeting you – ”
Exa closed the iron door and slid the bolt into place with a
loud shunk.
The three women stepped closer to me.
Uh oh.
“I think there’s been some sort of mistake,” I said.
“No mistake,” Kel said with a girlish giggle.
“No mistake at all,” Sela said as she smiled and gazed directly into my eyes.
Kel wasn’t looking in my eyes. She was looking somewhere else entirely.
“How big is it?” she asked, still biting her lower lip.
I looked at her in shock, my eyes wide. “What?”
“Your manhood,” she said breathily, never taking her eyes off it. “How big is it?”
I can tell you, at that second it probably grew about 10% bigger – even though it was already almost as big as it had ever been.
“Look – I have a girlfr– ”
“I want to see it,” Exa interrupted, and bit her finger as she stared at my crotch.
Oh my God.
I swallowed hard. “Did you just hear me about my girlfriend?”
“Doesn’t she want you to have pleasure?” Kel asked.
“Yes – with her.”
And with naked female pirates bent over in stocks, but I didn’t really think that was appropriate to bring up at this point.
“Please,” Exa moaned, her voice low and throaty. “Please – I need to see it.”
“You don’t need to see anything!” I said, both panicked and turned on. “Look, I appreciate you bringing me back here, but – ”
Exa reached out, grabbed the knife off the table, and held it out towards me threateningly.
“Exa!” Sela whispered in shock.
“Oooh,” Kel giggled, obviously liking the turn of events.
“Hold on,” I said, holding my hands up in a Don’t shoot pose.
I wasn’t particularly worried about the knife, seeing as my warlock powers were all still enabled.
On the other hand, I didn’t really want to get shivved by a crazy chick.
“Look – I don’t want to hurt you – ”
“Strip,” Exa said.
“…what?” I asked, totally dumbfounded.
“Take your pants off.”
“Why?” I asked, although I realized as soon as I said it that it was about the dumbest question imaginable. I knew exactly why.
“I told you, I need to see it.” Exa’s voice sounded almost insane with desire.
I have to admit, as alarming as the situation was, it wasn’t exactly a boner-shrinker.
I selected the three women, one by one, and saw they were each about my level of hit points.
I could have easily taken them if I needed to. At three against one, it might have been a somewhat close battle – and I had no idea if I was dealing with warriors, mages, or what – but I figured I had the upper hand with Soul Suck. Increasing my own Health at the expense of theirs would make me hard to kill.
On the other hand, what was I supposed to tell Saykir?
Yeah, I had to kill three of your lady friends because they wanted to see my dick.
I didn’t think that would go over real well as an excuse.
“Look – if I show you, will you leave?” I asked.
“Yes,” Exa said. The knife trembled in her hand. “I just… I need to see it. Please.”
Damn.
How could I turn down a request like that?
I prayed to the videogame gods that Alaria would never find out about this.
Of course, she’d actually encouraged me to do shit like this, didn’t she?
I pushed that thought out of my mind.
Monogamy.
It was fine. I would show them my package, they would go back to their Temple of Lesbian Hijinks, and I would stay here and jerk off.
By myself, thinking of Alaria.
Or… maybe Alaria in a foursome with three frost elf chicks.
Yeah. That’s the ticket.
It’s only a fantasy, after all.
“Fine,” I said, “just put down the knife and I’ll show you – but then you have to leave, okay?”
Kel and Sela nodded enthusiastically. Exa nodded, too, though she didn’t look at my face. She was still staring at my crotch as she placed the knife back on the table.
I undid my belt, unfastened my pants, and let them drop to my knees.
As soon as I freed Willie, he sprang out at full attention.
All three women gasped and put their hands to their mouths as though they were incredibly shocked.
“Oh my Goddess,” Exa exhaled.
I flushed red as a tomato.
“What?” I asked, panicked.
Did frost elf dudes have different shaped junk?
Or were they hung like horses, and I was tiny by comparison?
A decade of watching porn and comparing myself to ten-inch porn stars overwhelmed my brain.
I half-expected the women to burst out laughing any second and taunt me with, It’s so small!
For some reason, though, that thought not only distressed me, but made me a little bit harder.
It was strange admitting to myself that having three hot women staring at my junk and possibly about to make fun of me was… well… I’m not proud of it, but somewhat strangely arousing.
I remembered Eluun’s words: The things that disturb us can also be things that arouse us the most, whether we want that or not.
“WHAT?!” I asked angrily, ashamed of not only my body but what was going through my head.
“Your… thing,” Exa murmured. “I’ve never seen one so…”
She looked at the other women, almost like she was embarrassed to say it.
“Isn’t he?” Exa asked the others, as though for confirmation.
“Yes,” Kel whispered.
Sela could only nod, her eyes wide, her hand over her mouth.
As hot as this was, I was getting upset. “Look, it’s not cool to – ”
“It’s so big,” Exa moaned as her chest fairly heaved with lust.
I stopped and stared at her, completely shocked.
Say what?
“You… think this is… that I’m…”
“Huge,” Exa groaned, never taking her eyes off it.
“Enormous,” Kel said with wide eyes.
“Gigantic,” Sela whispered.
This… this was an entirely new feeling of arousal.
As soon as they said it, my muscles contracted and it twitched.
Kel and Sela exclaimed “Oh!” and Exa just groaned louder.
“Can I touch it?” Kel asked with impish delight.
“I…”
“Please?” Sela whispered as she stared into my eyes.
“I don’t think that’s a good – ”
Exa didn’t even bother asking. She just reached out a hand and grabbed my shaft.
“HEY!” I exclaimed, a little offended.
And now even more turned on.
I spasmed a little bit in her grip, making me temporarily larger.
The look on Exa’s face was priceless as she felt it twitch in her hand. If I didn’t have Alaria to fantasize about, I could’ve spanked to that look for the next three years.
A guttural moan escaped her lips. “Goddess…”
The other two women put their hands out and touched me – Sela tentatively, putting one fingertip on my swollen head. Kel gripped me around my base, then moved her hands down to my balls.
“Oh my,” Kel said with a huge smile on her face.
“It’s so soft,” Sela whispered.
All three of us – me, Exa, and Kel – looked at her like What the hell did you just say?!
Sela blushed. At least, I assumed that’s what it was, because her light blue cheeks flushed a few shades darker.
“I mean, obviously it’s hard. It’s just the skin on it is so soft to the touch,” she murmured.
That mollified my self-esteem.
Now I just had to tear myself away from three chicks handling my junk at the same time.
“Ladies, as much as I’ve
dreamt about something like this my entire life, I have a girlfr– ”
I didn’t get out the ‘girlfriend’ part, because Exa started moving her hand up and down my shaft.
So instead of ‘girlfriend,’ what came out of my mouth was something more along the lines of “I have a girlfrOHHH, oh my god – ”
Sela began stroking my head gently, circling it with her fingers, and Kel began fondling my balls.
“Oh… guys… seriously… we can’t… be doing this…” I panted, my eyes closed.
Exa began tugging off my clothes, forcing my pants down to my ankles.
She was pretty good at it, because she never stopped stroking my shaft the entire time.
The other women joined in, with Sela breaking contact long enough to pull off my cloak and Kel tugging my shirt up over my head. (While Exa continued tugging something else.)
“Hey – wait a second – ”
They didn’t wait a second. They didn’t even wait half a second. They just pushed me backwards, and I waddled like a penguin until the back of my knees hit the bed and I collapsed on top of the pile of furs.
Exa ripped off both my boots as fast as she could, then pulled my pants off the rest of the way.
Now I was completely naked.
I sat up on the edge of the bed and tried to grab my clothes, which Kel held just out of reach with a giggle.
“Look, you can’t do this – ”
Exa was already down between my legs after taking off my boots. It was only a short distance to something else.
She grabbed my shaft at the base, angled it outwards from my body, and then opened her lips wide and took me wetly into her mouth.
All the way.
The look on her face was pure bliss. Her brow furrowed and her eyes closed in ecstasy as she plunged down on me.
“Mmmmm,” she moaned, and I could feel the vibrations throughout my shaft.
Oh My GOD.
I gasped, then moaned myself.
“I want to lick it,” Sela whimpered, and dropped to her knees beside Exa.
“Me too, me too!” Kel giggled, and shouldered her way in.
Within seconds they were fighting over who got to lick and kiss and suck my dick.
Sela gently caressed the shaft with her lips. Kel kept favoring my balls with long, wet strokes of her tongue. And whenever the other two moved out of the way, Exa would start bobbing her head up and down.
Sela and Kel looked up into my eyes as they did it. Sela looked like she was lost in pleasure; Kel grinned and winked as she took both my balls in her mouth.