“Too much they do — too long they’ve done. I’m sick and tired of it. Go and take a swim and larn to find your own vittles honest when you come out, Pussy.”
“My word!” said the Waters, as a sprawling Cat landed all unannounced in the centre of the tail-race. “Is that you, Mewsalina? You seem to have been quarrelling with your best friend. Get over to the left. It’s shallowest there. Up on that alder-root with all four paws. Good-night!”
“You’ll never get any they rats,” said the Miller, as the young Engineer struck wrathfully with his stick at the sacking. “They’re not the common sort. They’re the old black English sort.”
“Are they, by Jove? I must catch one to stuff, some day.”
* * * * *
Six months later, in the chill of a January afternoon, they were letting in the Waters as usual.
“Come along! It’s both gears this evening,” said the Wheel, kicking joyously in the first rush of the icy stream. “There’s a heavy load of grist just in from Lamber’s Wood. Eleven miles it came in an hour and a half in our new motor-lorry, and the Miller’s rigged five new five-candle lights in his cow-stables. I’m feeding ‘em to-night. There’s a cow due to calve. Oh, while I think of it, what’s the news from Callton Rise?”
“The waters are finding their level as usual — but why do you ask?” said the deep outpouring Waters.
“Because Mangles and Felden and the Miller are talking of increasing the plant here and running a saw-mill by electricity. I was wondering whether we — — ”
“I beg your pardon,” said the Waters chuckling. “What did you say?”
“Whether we, of course, had power enough for the job. It will be a biggish contract. There’s all Harpenden Brook to be considered and Batten’s Ponds as well, and Witches’ Fountain, and the Churt’s Hawd system.
“We’ve power enough for anything in the world,” said the Waters. “The only question is whether you could stand the strain if we came down on you full head.”
“Of course I can,” said the Wheel. “Mangles is going to turn me into a set of turbines — beauties.”
“Oh — er — I suppose it’s the frost that has made us a little thick-headed, but to whom are we talking?” asked the amazed Waters.
“To me — the Spirit of the Mill, of course.”
“Not to the old Wheel, then?”
“I happen to be living in the old Wheel just at present. When the turbines are installed I shall go and live in them. What earthly difference does it make?”
“Absolutely none,” said the Waters, “in the earth or in the waters under the earth. But we thought turbines didn’t appeal to you.”
“Not like turbines? Me? My dear fellows, turbines are good for fifteen hundred revolutions a minute — and with our power we can drive ‘em at full speed. Why, there’s nothing we couldn’t grind or saw or illuminate or heat with a set of turbines! That’s to say if all the Five Watersheds are agreeable.”
“Oh, we’ve been agreeable for ever so long.”
“Then why didn’t you tell me?”
“Don’t know. Suppose it slipped our memory.”
The Waters were holding themselves in for fear of bursting with mirth.
“How careless of you! You should keep abreast of the age, my dear fellows. We might have settled it long ago, if you’d only spoken. Yes, four good turbines and a neat brick penstock — eh? This old Wheel’s absurdly out of date.”
“Well,” said the Cat, who after a little proud seclusion had returned to her place impenitent as ever. “Praised be Pasht and the Old Gods, that whatever may have happened I, at least, have preserved the Spirit of the Mill!”
She looked round as expecting her faithful ally, the Black Rat; but that very week the Engineer had caught and stuffed him, and had put him in a glass case; he being a genuine old English black rat. That breed, the report says, is rapidly diminishing before the incursions of the brown variety.
PUCK OF POOK’S HILL
This well-known historical fantasy book was published in 1906, containing a series of short stories set in different periods of English history. The tales are told to two children living near Burwash, Sussex, close to Kipling’s own house Bateman’s. The storytellers are people magically taken from history by the elf Puck, who refers to himself as “the oldest thing in England”, and who is also the same character in Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
Bateman’s in Sussex – close to where these stories are set
The first edition
CONTENTS
WELAND’S SWORD
A TREE SONG
Young Men at the Manor
SIR RICHARD’S SONG
HARP SONG OF THE DANE WOMEN
The Knights of the Joyous Venture
THORKILD’S SONG
Old Men at Pevensey
THE RUNES ON WELAND’S SWORD
A Centurion of the Thirtieth
A BRITISH-ROMAN SONG (A.D. 406)
ON THE GREAT WALL
A SONG TO MITHRAS
The Winged Hats
A PICT SONG
Hal o’ the Draft
A SMUGGLERS’ SONG
THE BEE BOY’S SONG
‘Dymchurch Flit’
A THREE-PART SONG
SONG OF THE FIFTH RIVER
The Treasure and the Law
THE CHILDREN’S SONG
They saw a small brown ... pointy-eared person ... step quietly into the Ring
WELAND’S SWORD
* * *
PUCK’S SONG
See you the dimpled track that runs,All hollow through the wheat? O that was where they hauled the guns That smote King Philip’s fleet!
See you our little mill that clacks,So busy by the brook? She has ground her corn and paid her tax Ever since Domesday Book.
See you our stilly woods of oak,And the dread ditch beside? O that was where the Saxons broke, On the day that Harold died!
See you the windy levels spreadAbout the gates of Rye? O that was where the Northmen fled, When Alfred’s ships came by!
See you our pastures wide and lone,Where the red oxen browse? O there was a City thronged and known, Ere London boasted a house!
And see you, after rain, the traceOf mound and ditch and wall? O that was a Legion’s camping-place, When Cæsar sailed from Gaul!
And see you marks that show and fade,Like shadows on the Downs? O they are the lines the Flint Men made, To guard their wondrous towns!
Trackway and Camp and City lost,Salt Marsh where now is corn; Old Wars, old Peace, old Arts that cease, And so was England born!
She is not any common Earth,Water or Wood or Air, But Merlin’s Isle of Gramarye, Where you and I will fare.
* * *
Weland’s Sword
The children were at the Theatre, acting to Three Cows as much as they could remember of Midsummer Night’s Dream. Their father had made them a small play out of the big Shakespeare one, and they had rehearsed it with him and with their mother till they could say it by heart. They began when Nick Bottom the weaver comes out of the bushes with a donkey’s head on his shoulders, and finds Titania, Queen of the Fairies, asleep. Then they skipped to the part where Bottom asks three little fairies to scratch his head and bring him honey, and they ended where he falls asleep in Titania’s arms. Dan was Puck and Nick Bottom, as well as all three Fairies. He wore a pointy-eared cloth cap for Puck, and a paper donkey’s head out of a Christmas cracker — but it tore if you were not careful — for Bottom. Una was Titania, with a wreath of columbines and a foxglove wand.
The Theatre lay in a meadow called the Long Slip. A little mill-stream, carrying water to a mill two or three fields away, bent round one corner of it, and in the middle of the bend lay a large old Fairy Ring of darkened grass, which was the stage. The millstream banks, overgrown with willow, hazel, and guelder-rose, made convenient places to wait in till your turn came; and a grown-up who had seen it said that Shakespeare himself could not have imagined a mo
re suitable setting for his play. They were not, of course, allowed to act on Midsummer Night itself, but they went down after tea on Midsummer Eve, when the shadows were growing, and they took their supper — hard-boiled eggs, Bath Oliver biscuits, and salt in an envelope — with them. Three Cows had been milked and were grazing steadily with a tearing noise that one could hear all down the meadow; and the noise of the Mill at work sounded like bare feet running on hard ground. A cuckoo sat on a gate-post singing his broken June tune, ‘cuckoo-cuk’, while a busy kingfisher crossed from the mill-stream, to the brook which ran on the other side of the meadow. Everything else was a sort of thick, sleepy stillness smelling of meadow-sweet and dry grass.
Their play went beautifully. Dan remembered all his parts — Puck, Bottom, and the three Fairies — and Una never forgot a word of Titania — not even the difficult piece where she tells the Fairies how to feed Bottom with ‘apricocks, green figs, and dewberries’, and all the lines end in ‘ies’. They were both so pleased that they acted it three times over from beginning to end before they sat down in the unthistly centre of the Ring to eat eggs and Bath Olivers. This was when they heard a whistle among the alders on the bank, and they jumped.
The bushes parted. In the very spot where Dan had stood as Puck they saw a small, brown, broad-shouldered, pointy-eared person with a snub nose, slanting blue eyes, and a grin that ran right across his freckled face. He shaded his forehead as though he were watching Quince, Snout, Bottom, and the others rehearsing Pyramus and Thisbe, and, in a voice as deep as Three Cows asking to be milked, he began:
‘What hempen homespuns have we swaggering here, So near the cradle of our fairy Queen?’
He stopped, hollowed one hand round his ear, and, with a wicked twinkle in his eye, went on:
‘What, a play toward? I’ll be auditor; An actor, too, perhaps, if I see cause.’
The children looked and gasped. The small thing — he was no taller than Dan’s shoulder — stepped quietly into the Ring.
‘I’m rather out of practice,’ said he; ‘but that’s the way my part ought to be played.’
Still the children stared at him — from his dark-blue cap, like a big columbine flower, to his bare, hairy feet. At last he laughed.
‘Please don’t look like that. It isn’t my fault. What else could you expect?’ he said.
‘We didn’t expect any one,’ Dan answered, slowly. ‘This is our field.’
‘Is it?’ said their visitor, sitting down. ‘Then what on Human Earth made you act Midsummer Night’s Dream three times over, on Midsummer Eve, in the middle of a Ring, and under — right under one of my oldest hills in Old England? Pook’s Hill — Puck’s Hill — Puck’s Hill — Pook’s Hill! It’s as plain as the nose on my face.’
He pointed to the bare, fern-covered slope of Pook’s Hill that runs up from the far side of the mill-stream to a dark wood. Beyond that wood the ground rises and rises for five hundred feet, till at last you climb out on the bare top of Beacon Hill, to look over the Pevensey Levels and the Channel and half the naked South Downs.
‘By Oak, Ash, and Thorn!’ he cried, still laughing. ‘If this had happened a few hundred years ago you’d have had all the People of the Hills out like bees in June!’
‘We didn’t know it was wrong,’ said Dan.
‘Wrong!’ The little fellow shook with laughter. ‘Indeed, it isn’t wrong. You’ve done something that Kings and Knights and Scholars in old days would have given their crowns and spurs and books to find out. If Merlin himself had helped you, you couldn’t have managed better! You’ve broken the Hills — you’ve broken the Hills! It hasn’t happened in a thousand years.’
‘We — we didn’t mean to,’ said Una.
‘Of course you didn’t! That’s just why you did it. Unluckily the Hills are empty now, and all the People of the Hills are gone. I’m the only one left. I’m Puck, the oldest Old Thing in England, very much at your service if — if you care to have anything to do with me. If you don’t, of course you’ve only to say so, and I’ll go.’
He looked at the children, and the children looked at him for quite half a minute. His eyes did not twinkle any more. They were very kind, and there was the beginning of a good smile on his lips.
Una put out her hand. ‘Don’t go,’ she said. ‘We like you.’
‘Have a Bath Oliver,’ said Dan, and he passed over the squashy envelope with the eggs.
‘By Oak, Ash and Thorn,’ cried Puck, taking off his blue cap, ‘I like you too. Sprinkle a plenty salt on the biscuit, Dan, and I’ll eat it with you. That’ll show you the sort of person I am. Some of us’ — he went on, with his mouth full — ’couldn’t abide Salt, or Horse-shoes over a door, or Mountain-ash berries, or Running Water, or Cold Iron, or the sound of Church Bells. But I’m Puck!’
He brushed the crumbs carefully from his doublet and shook hands.
‘We always said, Dan and I,’ Una stammered, ‘that if it ever happened we’d know ex-actly what to do; but — but now it seems all different somehow.’
‘She means meeting a fairy,’ said Dan. ‘I never believed in ‘em — not after I was six, anyhow.’
‘I did,’ said Una. ‘At least, I sort of half believed till we learned “Farewell Rewards”. Do you know “Farewell Rewards and Fairies”?’
‘Do you mean this?’ said Puck. He threw his big head back and began at the second line:
‘Good housewives now may say, For now foul sluts in dairies, Do fare as well as they;, And though they sweep their hearths no less,
(‘Join in, Una!’)
Than maids were wont to do, Yet who of late for cleanliness, Finds sixpence in her shoe?’
The echoes flapped all along the flat meadow.
‘Of course I know it,’ he said.
‘And then there’s the verse about the rings,’ said Dan. ‘When I was little it always made me feel unhappy in my inside.’
‘“Witness those rings and roundelays”, do you mean?’ boomed Puck, with a voice like a great church organ.
‘Of theirs which yet remain, Were footed in Queen Mary’s days On many a grassy plain, But since of late Elizabeth, And, later, James came in, Are never seen on any heath As when the time hath been.’
‘It’s some time since I heard that sung, but there’s no good beating about the bush: it’s true. The People of the Hills have all left. I saw them come into Old England and I saw them go. Giants, trolls, kelpies, brownies, goblins, imps; wood, tree, mound, and water spirits; heath-people, hill-watchers, treasure-guards, good people, little people, pishogues, leprechauns, night-riders, pixies, nixies, gnomes, and the rest — gone, all gone! I came into England with Oak, Ash and Thorn, and when Oak, Ash and Thorn are gone I shall go too.’
Dan looked round the meadow — at Una’s Oak by the lower gate; at the line of ash trees that overhang Otter Pool where the mill-stream spills over when the Mill does not need it, and at the gnarled old white-thorn where Three Cows scratched their necks.
‘It’s all right,’ he said; and added, ‘I’m planting a lot of acorns this autumn too.’
‘Then aren’t you most awfully old?’ said Una.
‘Not old — fairly long-lived, as folk say hereabouts. Let me see — my friends used to set my dish of cream for me o’ nights when Stonehenge was new. Yes, before the Flint Men made the Dewpond under Chanctonbury Ring.’
Una clasped her hands, cried ‘Oh!’ and nodded her head.
‘She’s thought a plan,’ Dan explained. ‘She always does like that when she thinks a plan.’
‘I was thinking — suppose we saved some of our porridge and put it in the attic for you? They’d notice if we left it in the nursery.’
‘Schoolroom,’ said Dan quickly, and Una flushed, because they had made a solemn treaty that summer not to call the schoolroom the nursery any more.
‘Bless your heart o’ gold!’ said Puck. ‘You’ll make a fine considering wench some market-day. I really don’t want you to put out a bowl for me; but if ev
er I need a bite, be sure I’ll tell you.’
He stretched himself at length on the dry grass, and the children stretched out beside him, their bare legs waving happily in the air. They felt they could not be afraid of him any more than of their particular friend old Hobden the hedger. He did not bother them with grown-up questions, or laugh at the donkey’s head, but lay and smiled to himself in the most sensible way.
‘Have you a knife on you?’ he said at last.
Dan handed over his big one-bladed outdoor knife, and Puck began to carve out a piece of turf from the centre of the Ring.
‘What’s that for — Magic?’ said Una, as he pressed up the square of chocolate loam that cut like so much cheese.
‘One of my little magics,’ he answered, and cut another. ‘You see, I can’t let you into the Hills because the People of the Hills have gone; but if you care to take seizin from me, I may be able to show you something out of the common here on Human Earth. You certainly deserve it.’
‘What’s taking seizin?’ said Dan, cautiously.
‘It’s an old custom the people had when they bought and sold land. They used to cut out a clod and hand it over to the buyer, and you weren’t lawfully seized of your land — it didn’t really belong to you — till the other fellow had actually given you a piece of it — like this.’ He held out the turves.
‘But it’s our own meadow,’ said Dan, drawing back. ‘Are you going to magic it away?’
Puck laughed. ‘I know it’s your meadow, but there’s a great deal more in it than you or your father ever guessed. Try!’
He turned his eyes on Una.
‘I’ll do it,’ she said. Dan followed her example at once.
‘Now are you two lawfully seized and possessed of all Old England,’ began Puck, in a sing-song voice. ‘By right of Oak, Ash, and Thorn are you free to come and go and look and know where I shall show or best you please. You shall see What you shall see and you shall hear What you shall hear, though It shall have happened three thousand year; and you shall know neither Doubt nor Fear. Fast! Hold fast all I give you.’
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