Complete Works of Rudyard Kipling (Illustrated)

by Rudyard Kipling

  ‘“Even if I don’t,” he said, “why should I insult the memory of my fathers’ Gods? I have sent you a hundred and three of my rascals to christen. Isn’t that enough?”

  ‘“By no means,” I answered. “I want you.”

  ‘“He wants us! What do you think of that, Padda?” He pulled the seal’s whiskers till it threw back its head and roared, and he pretended to interpret. “No! Padda says he won’t be baptized yet awhile. He says you’ll stay to dinner and come fishing with me tomorrow, because you’re over-worked and need a rest.”

  ‘“I wish you’d keep yon brute in its proper place,” I said, and Eddi, my chaplain, agreed.

  ‘“I do,” said Meon. “I keep him just next my heart. He can’t tell a lie, and he doesn’t know how to love any one except me. It ‘ud be the same if I were dying on a mud-bank, wouldn’t it, Padda?”

  ‘“Augh! Augh!” said Padda, and put up his head to be scratched.

  ‘Then Meon began to tease Eddi: “Padda says, if Eddi saw his Archbishop dying on a mud-bank Eddi would tuck up his gown and run. Padda knows Eddi can run too! Padda came into Wittering Church last Sunday — all wet — to hear the music, and Eddi ran out.”

  ‘My good Eddi rubbed his hands and his shins together, and flushed. “Padda is a child of the Devil, who is the father of lies!” he cried, and begged my pardon for having spoken. I forgave him.

  ‘“Yes. You are just about stupid enough for a musician,” said Meon. “But here he is. Sing a hymn to him, and see if he can stand it. You’ll find my small harp beside the fireplace.”

  ‘Eddi, who is really an excellent musician, played and sang for quite half an hour. Padda shuffled off his ox-hide, hunched himself on his flippers before him, and listened with his head thrown back. Yes — yess! A rather funny sight! Meon tried not to laugh, and asked Eddi if he were satisfied.

  ‘It takes some time to get an idea out of my good Eddi’s head. He looked at me.

  ‘“Do you want to sprinkle him with holy water, and see if he flies up the chimney? Why not baptize him?” said Meon.

  ‘Eddi was really shocked. I thought it was bad taste myself.

  ‘“That’s not fair,” said Meon. “You call him a demon and a familiar spirit because he loves his master and likes music, and when I offer you a chance to prove it you won’t take it. Look here! I’ll make a bargain. I’ll be baptized if you’ll baptize Padda too. He’s more of a man than most of my slaves.”

  ‘“One doesn’t bargain — or joke — about these matters,” I said. He was going altogether too far.

  ‘“Quite right,” said Meon; “I shouldn’t like any one to joke about Padda. Padda, go down to the beach and bring us tomorrow’s weather!”

  ‘My good Eddi must have been a little over-tired with his day’s work. “I am a servant of the church,” he cried. “My business is to save souls, not to enter into fellowships and understandings with accursed beasts.”

  ‘“Have it your own narrow way,” said Meon. “Padda, you needn’t go.” The old fellow flounced back to his ox-hide at once.

  ‘“Man could learn obedience at least from that creature,” said Eddi, a little ashamed of himself. Christians should not curse. ‘“Don’t begin to apologise Just when I am beginning to like you,” said Meon. “We’ll leave Padda behind tomorrow — out of respect to your feelings. Now let’s go to supper. We must be up early tomorrow for the whiting.”

  ‘The next was a beautiful crisp autumn morning — a weather-breeder, if I had taken the trouble to think; but it’s refreshing to escape from kings and converts for half a day. We three went by ourselves in Meon’s smallest boat, and we got on the whiting near an old wreck, a mile or so off shore. Meon knew the marks to a yard, and the fish were keen. Yes — yess! A perfect morning’s fishing! If a Bishop can’t be a fisherman, who can?’ He twiddled his ring again. ‘We stayed there a little too long, and while we were getting up our stone, down came the fog. After some discussion, we decided to row for the land. The ebb was just beginning to make round the point, and sent us all ways at once like a coracle.’

  ‘Selsey Bill,’ said Puck under his breath. ‘The tides run something furious there.’

  ‘I believe you,’ said the Archbishop. ‘Meon and I have spent a good many evenings arguing as to where exactly we drifted. All I know is we found ourselves in a little rocky cove that had sprung up round us out of the fog, and a swell lifted the boat on to a ledge, and she broke up beneath our feet. We had just time to shuffle through the weed before the next wave. The sea was rising. ‘“It’s rather a pity we didn’t let Padda go down to the beach last night,” said Meon. “He might have warned us this was coming.”

  ‘“Better fall into the hands of God than the hands of demons,” said Eddi, and his teeth chattered as he prayed. A nor’-west breeze had just got up — distinctly cool.

  ‘“Save what you can of the boat,” said Meon; “we may need it,” and we had to drench ourselves again, fishing out stray planks.’

  ‘What for?’ said Dan.

  ‘For firewood. We did not know when we should get off. Eddi had flint and steel, and we found dry fuel in the old gulls’ nests and lit a fire. It smoked abominably, and we guarded it with boat-planks up-ended between the rocks. One gets used to that sort of thing if one travels. Unluckily I’m not so strong as I was. I fear I must have been a trouble to my friends. It was blowing a full gale before midnight. Eddi wrung out his cloak, and tried to wrap me in it, but I ordered him on his obedience to keep it. However, he held me in his arms all the first night, and Meon begged his pardon for what he’d said the night before — about Eddi, running away if he found me on a sandbank, you remember. ‘“You are right in half your prophecy,” said Eddi. “I have tucked up my gown, at any rate.” (The wind had blown it over his head.) “Now let us thank God for His mercies.”

  ‘“Hum!” said Meon. “If this gale lasts, we stand a very fair chance of dying of starvation.”

  ‘“If it be God’s will that we survive, God will provide,” said Eddi. “At least help me to sing to Him.” The wind almost whipped the words out of his mouth, but he braced himself against a rock and sang psalms.

  ‘I’m glad I never concealed my opinion — from myself — that Eddi was a better man than I. Yet I have worked hard in my time — very hard! Yes — yess! So the morning and the evening were our second day on that islet. There was rain-water in the rock-pools, and, as a churchman, I knew how to fast, but I admit we were hungry. Meon fed our fire chip by chip to eke it out, and they made me sit over it, the dear fellows, when I was too weak to object. Meon held me in his arms the second night, just like a child. My good Eddi was a little out of his senses, and imagined himself teaching a York choir to sing. Even so, he was beautifully patient with them.

  ‘I heard Meon whisper, “If this keeps up we shall go to our Gods. I wonder what Wotan will say to me. He must know I don’t believe in him. On the other hand, I can’t do what Ethelwalch finds so easy — curry favour with your God at the last minute, in the hope of being saved — as you call it. How do you advise, Bishop?” ‘“My dear man,” I said, “if that is your honest belief, I take it upon myself to say you had far better not curry favour with any God. But if it’s only your Jutish pride that holds you back, lift me up, and I’ll baptize you even now.”

  ‘“Lie still,” said Meon. “I could judge better if I were in my own hall. But to desert one’s fathers’ Gods — even if one doesn’t believe in them — in the middle of a gale, isn’t quite — What would you do yourself?”

  ‘I was lying in his arms, kept alive by the warmth of his big, steady heart. It did not seem to me the time or the place for subtle arguments, so I answered, “No, I certainly should not desert my God.” I don’t see even now what else I could have said.

  ‘“Thank you. I’ll remember that, if I live,” said Meon, and I must have drifted back to my dreams about Northumbria and beautiful France, for it was broad daylight when I heard him calling on Wotan in that high,
shaking heathen yell that I detest so.

  ‘“Lie quiet. I’m giving Wotan his chance,” he said. Our dear Eddi ambled up, still beating time to his imaginary choir.

  ‘“Yes. Call on your Gods,” he cried, “and see what gifts they will send you. They are gone on a journey, or they are hunting.”

  ‘I assure you the words were not out of his mouth when old Padda shot from the top of a cold wrinkled swell, drove himself over the weedy ledge, and landed fair in our laps with a rock-cod between his teeth. I could not help smiling at Eddi’s face. “A miracle! A miracle!” he cried, and kneeled down to clean the cod.

  ‘“You’ve been a long time finding us, my son,” said Meon. “Now fish — fish for all our lives. We’re starving, Padda.”

  ‘The old fellow flung himself quivering like a salmon backward into the boil of the currents round the rocks, and Meon said, “We’re safe. I’ll send him to fetch help when this wind drops. Eat and be thankful.”

  ‘I never tasted anything so good as those rock-codlings we took from Padda’s mouth and half roasted over the fire. Between his plunges Padda would hunch up and purr over Meon with the tears running down his face. I never knew before that seals could weep for joy — as I have wept.

  ‘“Surely,” said Eddi, with his mouth full, “God has made the seal the loveliest of His creatures in the water. Look how Padda breasts the current! He stands up against it like a rock; now watch the chain of bubbles where he dives; and now — there is his wise head under that rock-ledge! Oh, a blessing be on thee, my little brother Padda!”

  ‘“You said he was a child of the Devil!” Meon laughed. ‘“There I sinned,” poor Eddi answered. “Call him here, and I will ask his pardon. God sent him out of the storm to humble me, a fool.”

  ‘“I won’t ask you to enter into fellowships and understandings with any accursed brute,” said Meon, rather unkindly. “Shall we say he was sent to our Bishop as the ravens were sent to your prophet Elijah?”

  ‘“Doubtless that is so,” said Eddi. “I will write it so if I live to get home.”

  ‘“No — no!” I said. “Let us three poor men kneel and thank God for His mercies.”

  ‘We kneeled, and old Padda shuffled up and thrust his head under Meon’s elbows. I laid my hand upon it and blessed him. So did Eddi.

  ‘“And now, my son,” I said to Meon, “shall I baptize thee?”

  ‘“Not yet,” said he. “Wait till we are well ashore and at home. No God in any Heaven shall say that I came to him or left him because I was wet and cold. I will send Padda to my people for a boat. Is that witchcraft, Eddi?”

  ‘“Why, no. Surely Padda will go and pull them to the beach by the skirts of their gowns as he pulled me in Wittering Church to ask me to sing. Only then I was afraid, and did not understand,” said Eddi.

  ‘“You are understanding now,” said Meon, and at a wave of his arm off went Padda to the mainland, making a wake like a war-boat till we lost him in the rain. Meon’s people could not bring a boat across for some hours; even so it was ticklish work among the rocks in that tideway. But they hoisted me aboard, too stiff to move, and Padda swam behind us, barking and turning somersaults all the way to Manhood End!’

  ‘Good old Padda!’ murmured Dan.

  ‘When we were quite rested and re-clothed, and his people had been summoned — not an hour before — Meon offered himself to be baptized.’

  ‘Was Padda baptized too?’ Una asked.

  ‘No, that was only Meon’s joke. But he sat blinking on his ox-hide in the middle of the hall. When Eddi (who thought I wasn’t looking) made a little cross in holy water on his wet muzzle, he kissed Eddi’s hand. A week before Eddi wouldn’t have touched him. That was a miracle, if you like! But seriously, I was more glad than I can tell you to get Meon. A rare and splendid soul that never looked back — never looked back!’ The Arch-bishop half closed his eyes.

  ‘But, sir,’ said Puck, most respectfully, ‘haven’t you left out what Meon said afterwards?’ Before the Bishop could speak he turned to the children and went on: ‘Meon called all his fishers and ploughmen and herdsmen into the hall and he said: “Listen, men! Two days ago I asked our Bishop whether it was fair for a man to desert his fathers’ Gods in a time of danger. Our Bishop said it was not fair. You needn’t shout like that, because you are all Christians now. My red war-boat’s crew will remember how near we all were to death when Padda fetched them over to the Bishop’s islet. You can tell your mates that even in that place, at that time, hanging on the wet, weedy edge of death, our Bishop, a Christian, counselled me, a heathen, to stand by my fathers’ Gods. I tell you now that a faith which takes care that every man shall keep faith, even though he may save his soul by breaking faith, is the faith for a man to believe in. So I believe in the Christian God, and in Wilfrid His Bishop, and in the Church that Wilfrid rules. You have been baptized once by the King’s orders. I shall not have you baptized again; but if I find any more old women being sent to Wotan, or any girls dancing on the sly before Balder, or any men talking about Thun or Lok or the rest, I will teach you with my own hands how to keep faith with the Christian God. Go out quietly; you’ll find a couple of beefs on the beach.” Then of course they shouted “Hurrah!” which meant “Thor help us!” and — I think you laughed, sir?’

  ‘I think you remember it all too well,’ said the Archbishop, smiling. ‘It was a joyful day for me. I had learned a great deal on that rock where Padda found us. Yes — yess! One should deal kindly with all the creatures of God, and gently with their masters. But one learns late.’

  He rose, and his gold-embroidered sleeves rustled thickly.

  The organ cracked and took deep breaths.

  ‘Wait a minute,’ Dan whispered. ‘She’s going to do the trumpety one. It takes all the wind you can pump. It’s in Latin, sir.’

  ‘There is no other tongue,’ the Archbishop answered.

  ‘It’s not a real hymn,’ Una explained. ‘She does it as a treat after her exercises. She isn’t a real organist, you know. She just comes down here sometimes, from the Albert Hall.’

  ‘Oh, what a miracle of a voice!’ said the Archbishop.

  It rang out suddenly from a dark arch of lonely noises — every word spoken to the very end:

  ‘Dies Irae, dies illa,

  Solvet saeclum in favilla,

  Teste David cum Sibylla.’

  The Archbishop caught his breath and moved forward. The music carried on

  by itself a while.

  ‘Now it’s calling all the light out of the windows,’ Una whispered to Dan.

  ‘I think it’s more like a horse neighing in battle,’ he whispered back. The voice continued:

  ‘Tuba mirum spargens sonum

  Per sepulchre regionum.’

  Deeper and deeper the organ dived down, but far below its deepest note they heard Puck’s voice joining in the last line:

  ‘Coget omnes ante thronum.’

  As they looked in wonder, for it sounded like the dull jar of one of the very pillars shifting, the little fellow turned and went out through the south door.

  ‘Now’s the sorrowful part, but it’s very beautiful.’ Una found herself speaking to the empty chair in front of her.

  ‘What are you doing that for?’ Dan said behind her. ‘You spoke so politely too.’

  ‘I don’t know... I thought — ’ said Una. ‘Funny!’

  ‘‘Tisn’t. It’s the part you like best,’ Dan grunted.

  The music had turned soft — full of little sounds that chased each other on wings across the broad gentle flood of the main tune. But the voice was ten times lovelier than the music.

  ‘Recordare Jesu pie,

  Quod sum causa Tuae viae,

  Ne me perdas illi die!’

  There was no more. They moved out into the centre aisle.

  ‘That you?’ the Lady called as she shut the lid. ‘I thought I heard you, and I played it on purpose.’

  ‘Thank you awfully,’ said Dan. ‘
We hoped you would, so we waited. Come on, Una, it’s pretty nearly dinner-time.’

  Song of the Red War-Boat

  Shove off from the wharf-edge! Steady!

  Watch for a smooth! Give way!

  If she feels the lop already

  She’ll stand on her head in the bay.

  It’s ebb — it’s dusk — it’s blowing,

  The shoals are a mile of white,

  But (snatch her along!) we’re going

  To find our master tonight.

  For we hold that in all disaster

  Of shipwreck, storm, or sword,

  A man must stand by his master

  When once he had pledged his word!

  Raging seas have we rowed in,

  But we seldom saw them thus;

  Our master is angry with Odin —

  Odin is angry with us!

  Heavy odds have we taken,

  But never before such odds.

  The Gods know they are forsaken,

  We must risk the wrath of the Gods!

  Over the crest she flies from,

  Into its hollow she drops,

  Crouches and clears her eyes from

  The wind-torn breaker-tops,

  Ere out on the shrieking shoulder

  Of a hill-high surge she drives.

  Meet her! Meet her and hold her!

  Pull for your scoundrel lives!

  The thunder bellow and clamour

  The harm that they mean to do;

  There goes Thor’s Own Hammer

  Cracking the dark in two!

  Close! But the blow has missed her,

  Here comes the wind of the blow!

  Row or the squall’ll twist her

  Broadside on to it! — -Row!

  Hearken, Thor of the Thunder!

  We are not here for a jest —

  For wager, warfare, or plunder,

  Or to put your power to test.

  This work is none of our wishing —

  We would stay at home if we might —