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by Stefanie Lyons

A politician for the people, not payoffs!

  He’s focused and fearless

  and sometimes I wonder,

  Is it ever rewarding?

  For the People—Sam

  Some of the people

  mainly this person

  is for a particular future,

  my future.

  For the People of Me!

  Preparing for senior year—

  college at RISD

  East Coast bound

  Rhode Island and me

  where I will learn to be

  my own masterpiece.

  Setting my goals

  setting my sights

  painting my way into my own

  picture.

  In My Bedroom

  I set up a fresh canvas.

  Study the stark surface.

  Prepare for an email from Gavin:

  When can I meet this Romeo?

  Or pseudo-apology from April:

  R U mad at me? Don’t be mad at me!

  I had to take Ralph’s call, right?

  I place pink paint

  onto the pale canvas

  feet dancingpliépirouettelifting tip to toe

  like Mom used to teach.

  Not Jane.

  A tiny hint of yellow, I

  outline the edge of my shoe.

  My ballerina shoe.

  While the paint dries, I

  open my laptop.

  My BFFs both email.

  I know them so well.

  Gavin:Let’s face it. I must meet this dreamboat.

  April:Sorry to ditch your call for that rat.

  Ralph’s a rat, right?

  My Gavin

  my go to

  my guru

  my glue

  my Green isn’t your color

  my Geronimo

  my GPS

  my getaway

  my gouache pusher

  my Gwen Stefani

  my Google

  my Gatorade

  my gossip column

  my gaydar

  my gems of wisdom

  my granite

  my gut instinct

  my Geico insurance

  my get-’er-done

  my gofer

  my guardian angel

  my goalie

  my German Shepherd

  my girlfriend

  my guy friend

  but not

  my boyfriend.

  April

  She’s flighty

  funny

  super bossy

  fantastic busybody

  flair for drama

  and hair color

  lip gloss

  baggy shirts

  and cool-girl kicks.

  She loathes pretentious words like

  ergo, nouveau riche, lexicon,

  loquacious (although she is)

  and describing people as fabulous

  (apparently until now).

  She’s constantly changing

  constantly obsessed with her

  boyfriend

  not-boyfriend

  boyfriend

  not-boyfriend

  boyfriend

  not-boyfriend

  problems with Ralph.

  She’s the cheeriest person in every

  hallway, classroom, café, lunchroom, gymnasium,

  theater, shopping mall, taxi, or bus

  unless, of course, she’s discussing

  The Problem with Ralph.

  Regardless,

  she’s the world’s most loyal friend.

  The Problem with Sam

  Sam washes dishes.

  She babysits her sister.

  She folds her socks.

  Sam saves her money.

  She makes her bed.

  She flosses.

  Sam applies for college.

  She wears clean underwear.

  She washes her hands.

  Sam studies for finals.

  She eats her broccoli.

  She waxes poetic.

  She waxes the kitchen floor.

  She attends political rallies.

  Sam aims

  Sam shoots

  Sam misses

  her

  life,

  love.

  Next Time I See X

  I’m in my favorite faded black jeans,

  Gauguin’s Woman with a Mango T-shirt,

  pink and purple charm bracelet,

  and my Chuck Taylors.

  I’m indie and girlie

  at Café Hex.

  Pretending to read

  Life of Gauguin

  I study the paintings

  and X’s flushed cheeks.

  I’m stealthy and artsy

  at Café Hex.

  He stops by my table.

  X:After my shift, can I accompany you home?

  He really says accompany.

  No high school boy would accompany me.

  Certainly not Ted.

  Jock-head Ted.

  High school Ted.

  It feels chivalrous, so I agree.

  Walking and Falling

  We walk

  down the tree-lined streets of Bucktown.

  Sweet gardenias

  blooming from balconies.

  Sidewalk cafés

  sprouting from nowhere.

  Chicago in spring.

  We talk

  over the finer points of coffee.

  Countries and climates

  where beans come from

  tasting bitter,

  tasting bold.

  X and me.

  He wants to ride his Vespa

  through the coffee fields of Columbia.

  A tendril of hair flies in his face.

  I tell him how I

  hate Geometry

  love Gauguin.

  X:Sam Henderson. Smart and artistic.

  Hearing him say it, I actually feel it.

  Artistic.

  I can sayanythingeverythingnothing

  and he will understand.

  Are high school boys really that difficult to talk to?

  Or

  maybe I forget myself when he

  looks at me.

  Secrets

  It only takes his look

  a glance.

  And suddenly, shivers

  a need.

  I need to share my secret dream

  of painting in Paris.

  Even though I know my dad would think it dumb.

  Flitting off to Paris to paint?

  Me:I want to be an artist.

  X:Looks like you already are.

  He taps the Gauguin book in my arms

  making me feel like a canvas

  crisp and new

  waiting for the acrylics.

  It only takes my smile

  a grin.

  And suddenly, candor

  a confession.

  He swears he’s never shared his dream

  of a media empire like Hugh Hefner’s.

  His laugh is stealth,

  like the funny things he says

  just slip out the side, unnoticed.

  X:Not the naked girls, of course. His media empire.

  He smiles again in that way.

  X:Hef changed the way people looked at stuff.

  I’d like to do that.

  His sideways gleam

  sets the butterflies free in my stomach.

  Who is this boy with these charms? The
se

  beguiling gazes, languid movements

  and crazy-new thoughts?

  A breeze sweeps through the trees.

  We stroll down the sidewalk. Me,

  not wanting to ever reach

  home.

  In Flux

  We pass a faded blue car

  resting like Rip Van Winkle.

  Rust spots eat their way through the fender

  the front wheel’s locked down by the boot,

  tickets wallpaper the windshield.

  X’s car.

  An Oldsmobile Rocket.

  Says he loves old stuffrecordsvintage shirts

  he touches my T-shirt

  Is he flirting?

  and cars.

  He looks longingly at his.

  I can’t tell if his touch is light or loaded,

  he’s still looking at his car …

  X:She doesn’t run right now so I’m storing

  her on the street.

  His cheeks flush

  pink

  crimson

  burgundy.

  His jet-black hair flops to one side.

  He tucks it back like he’s folding a blanket

  hand to hairtuck behind earrepeat.

  Two guys pass us.

  Guys:Great party.

  They pat X on the backsmile at mewalk on.

  People know himlike himparty with him.

  He places his hands in his pockets,

  bows his head.

  Is he embarrassed to be with me?

  I study his

  T-shirtfadedhole starting along the sleeve

  shoelaceuntiedtrailing as we walk.

  His life is—

  in a cast

  in the boot, or

  in flux.

  In flux.

  Much more exciting than—

  in high school

  in political rallies

  in finals week.

  Me:Well, this is me.

  X:A brownstone.

  He nods, flicks his hair.

  Melanie peeks out from behind our bay window.

  X:Your sister?

  Melanie rests her face against the glass, staring at us.

  Me:She came with the house.

  X:You’re funny.

  Inside my head,

  I throw a party for my brilliant wit.

  Outside my head,

  I smile.

  X:So, want a lesson in coffee-tasting next time?

  I nod, casually.

  Neurons snapping in my brain.

  A date?

  A date!

  A date?

  A date.

  Saturday afternoon

  casualcoolcups of coffee.

  X:You’re going to love it.

  He winks

  I smile

  hoping I’m also not blushing

  pink

  crimson

  burgundy.

  Me:Okay. See you Saturday.

  Half Full

  cup cup

  fill me up

  hot steamy beverage caffeinating

  my heart

  like an extra large latté you foam

  my brain

  dreaming of nothing other than the

  taste of your lips

  on mine

  the smell of your hair

  brushing by

  the heat of your shoulder

  bumping me

  percolating under my skin

  your dangerous smile keeping me up all night

  like a strung-out mess

  filled to the brim and still thirsty

  for more.

  I drink it all in

  and wait for

  you

  to pour me

  another

  cup cup

  At School

  April looks at me, knowingly

  shifting her pile of books

  staring me up and down.

  April:So, who’s the boy?

  She’s good that way.

  Gavin tips his bowler hat to us as April whines—

  I’m shutting her out

  storing secrets

  she knows there’s a new love

  and he’s not Ted.

  What gives?

  Gavin:You didn’t tell her about the old guy?

  Me:Don’t be jealous.

  April:Old guy? Am I missing something?

  Me:He’s in college, well, was.

  Gavin:And tall. And cute.

  I blush.

  Me:He is cute. And a free spirit.

  April:Free spirit?

  Ted walks by,

  arms around some

  sweet-looking sophomore

  speaking softly, saying something sports-related

  probably.

  Hespots me

  stops smiling.

  Ipretend not to notice.

  Ted can move on, right?

  Feeling my nervous energy,

  April springs into action—

  Where’d you meet X?

  How old is he?

  How cute?

  Then inevitably,

  something triggers her into a story

  about Ralph.

  She is, after all, obsessed with Ralph.

  Clueless, clueless Ralph.

  April:He lives with musicians?

  Think their band’s as good as Ralph’s?

  Here we go.

  I listen to The Problem with Ralph

  up two flights of stairs and

  through the final bell.

  There will be more

  to come on this subject

  at lunch.

  This is as certain

  as homework.

  High School Ted

  High school boys play with toys they are, yes, they are that young. High school boys play with toys they are,

  yes, they are that young. I don’t

  know why they like to play with

  toys, act like boys, make loud noise

  just to annoy us, when the girls are growing up. They play with toys it

  gives them joy, but girls don’t see

  the fun. It’s not fun, no longer fun.

  It’s dumb. How come they enjoy it? High school girls like to shake their brain, bounce their curls. They want

  a guy not a boy. They want to flirt. What’s the hurt? They want to court.

  Go out in short skirts. Paint the town red. Go head to head. But mostly what they want to do is anything and everything and something else but be with that boy, that high school boy,

  Ted.

  Chemistry

  Mr. Tanner scribbles

  Antoine Lavoisier

  on the whiteboard.

  April looks at me like,

  Who the heck is that?

  She really should crack open a chemistry book.

  Mr. Tanner scratches,

  conservation of mass

  and faces the mass of blank stares.

  Mr. Tanner scribes,

  mass that’s isolated cannot change over time …

  remains the same … unchanged.

  As Mr. Tanner explains,

  I contemplate my own chemistry.

  What is X doing right now?

  Is he sitting at some other girl’s table?

  Is he thinking of me?

  Is he working right now?

  Or hanging out with his roommates?

  Is he doing twenty-two-year-old stuff?

  Artsy stuff?

  He’s
certainly not doing

  Chemistry class stuff—

  listening to a teacher

  with male-pattern baldness

  ramble on about matter.

  And what matters is our chemistry.

  But how could X possibly connect

  with a high school girl?

  A girl like me?

  An isolated mass waiting to be unstuck.

  Changed.

  April passes me a note.

  Carefully, I uncurl the paper and read it.

  Another quandary over Ralph.

  Talk about bad chemistry.

  Lunch

  We are the usual suspects

  at our typical table.

  April slides in first

  Gavin snuggles up to George,

  squeezing some room for me.

  I plop down my lunch of

  Twizzlers

  PB&J

  Chex Mix

  Twizzling and crunching as

  The Problem with Ralph, Pt. II begins.

  April:What comes after this?

  George:What’s the big deal?

  Gavin:What’s a few drugs among friends?

  April:I just don’t see how we can be together when—

  Gavin:You aren’t together!

  George:You aren’t together!

  Gavin and George make goofy love eyes at each other

  for their same response.

  Me:Can somebody clue me in here?

  April:Ralph’s doing—

  Gavin:Things.

  Me:Things?

  Gavin:Bad things.

  Me:Bad things?

  I sound like a parrot.

  April:Drugs, okay? Ralph’s a druggie!

  George:Honey, please! It’s just pot!

  April:For now, it’s pot.

  George:Plenty of people smoke pot.

  Gavin:You do pot?

  George:Sure! Now and then.

  Gavin:Oh? And what else do you keep from me?

  Gavin deflates.

  Up next—The Problem with George, perhaps?

  April:Hello! Can we focus on me?

  I focus on April,

  tell her it’s not a shock

  really

  Ralph being one of the most

  unmotivated guys I know.

  Me:You’re dating someone beneath you.

  Gavin:Date up, honey, not down.

  Me:You could do better, perhaps.

  Gavin:Sam’s right.

  Ralph’s not so high on the dating scale.

  Get it?!

  Gavin laughs at his play on the word “high.”

  George rolls his eyes.

  April looks pained.

  I finish my Twizzlers.

 

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