by Paige Steele
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Epilogue
Sneak Peek of Playin’ Dirty
About the Author
Special Thanks
All my dirty, flirty friends.
Stay Dirty
<3 P.S. I love you <3
Cooper
I lie here holding Ansley on top of my body, after we just made love for the second time tonight, and I think I am one lucky son of a bitch. While she rests her cheek against my chest, my hand glides up and down her back as she catches her breath. I should feel guilty for exhausting her like I just did, but I don’t. She knows her body is like a playground that I can’t stop enjoying. Though finding out tonight that I have to be away from her, the night before our wedding, makes me want to take her and run to Vegas and then see Elvis in the drive-through.
Tomorrow we have our bachelor and bachelorette parties to attend. I have no idea what is happening and neither does Ansley. The only thing we were told is that we all will be meeting up by the end of the night. Ryan and Jesse have been planning mine, while Kenna and Maddie have been getting Ansley’s organized. Let’s be honest…the way Maddie laughed at the thought of being in charge of it, scared the hell out of me. What has she done? Thank God for Kenna, I don’t think she’d let anything too crazy go on.
As for my party, with Ryan being her best friend, there is no way in hell he’s going to let me fuck this up and Jesse; well, I’m not sure he’s had enough experience to know exactly what goes on at bachelor parties sometimes. So I’m thinking Ansley has nothing to worry about when it comes to what I’ll be doing before we all meet up.
“You ready for tomorrow?” she says, lifting her head, placing her chin to my chest.
“I think I am. Are you?” I ask back.
“Well, I better be, cause the girls will be here at ten in the morning to kidnap me, they said.”
“Ten? What the hell are you doing all day?”
“I have no idea. The only thing I was told was, from the moment they pick me up, I’m theirs to do with as they see fit.”
“What the hell does that mean exactly?” Okay, I’m a bit more worried now.
“Haha, relax, Mr. Brewis. Nothing bad’s going to happen.” She leans up kissing me on the lips before sliding out of bed to use the bathroom.
The next morning, we both wake up around eight and head downstairs together. Ansley starts coffee while I start breakfast. We’ve gotten to be quite the team in the mornings before we both start our day.
About two minutes before ten, our doorbell goes off, and I know exactly what that means…the girls have arrived. Maddie doesn’t wait for Ansley or myself to answer the door; she comes walking right in.
“We’re here!” she yells out and follows it up with, “Ansley, get your sweet ass out here lady, we need to leave.”
“I’m coming, hold your horses.”
Both of us walk out of the kitchen together and Kenna asks if she is ready to rock and roll. Nodding her head yes, Ansley turns and kisses me goodbye. Without a second thought, I pull her close. While holding her tightly in my arms, I deepen the kiss until she is melting against me.
“Okay, Loverboy, put your tongue back in your mouth so we can steal your girl away. You’ll see her at midnight tonight.”
“You better take care of her, ladies, she’s precious cargo…handle her with care.” I smile down at her while talking. “I love you, Beautiful.”
“I love you too,” she says, as she rises on her tiptoes to give me one more, quick peck to my lips.
Then before I know it, all three of them are gone, and I’m headed to the gym to get my workout in for the day. I’ll be counting down the hours until I’m holding her again.
Ansley
I’ve just spent the last two and half hours being pampered at a local spa. First we all had an hour-long massage, followed by mani/pedi’s. Then it was topped off when I was taken to have several body parts waxed; which included me being on all fours and a scream escaping out of my mouth, but we don’t need to rehash that. Yikes, that shit hurts!
Anyway…here we are now, at the bridal boutique. I’m not sure why we’re here, considering I already found my dress, but I play along as I follow Kenna, Maddie, Josie, and a couple of the other Hyped Energy girls into the store. Once we all enter, we are immediately taken to the back by one of the sales clerks, into a private area with dressing rooms. There’s a table set up with cheese and crackers, along with glasses filled with champagne. The owner of the store greets me and starts to hand out the long stemmed glasses. The girls are all directed to have a seat on a couple couches, set in a half circle in the room, but I am asked to sit in front in a high-backed chair. Everyone sits but Maddie and Kenna.
“Ok, so I’m sure you are wondering why we are here.” Maddie starts the speech with Kenna by her side.
“In fact, I am.” I smile back at them both with a hint of caution in my voice. I can never tell what the two of them are up to.
“Are you nervous?” she asks, while laughing back at me.
“That’s a funny question coming from you, Maddie. I’m always nervous when your hands have been involved.”
“Haha! Now would little old me do something inappropriate?”
I think every girl here said yes and then a round of laughter escaped us all.
“Okay, well then. I’ll tell ya. Ansley, you mean everything to me, and I want your day and NIGHT,” she says with a bit more enthusiasm,
“to be perfect. Now with that being said, we picked out a few things we believe you’ll need to make that happen.”
“Oh, did you now? And what exactly do I need?”
“Well for starters, you need a kick-ass garter to wrap around that sexy leg of yours, while Cooper is up your dress, taking it off with his teeth,” Maddie chimes in to say, which gets another round of giggles.
“So, here is what we’ve picked out. Now all you have to decide is which one,” Kenna says, as a table is rolled in with five different ones to look at.
I look at each of them and finally decide on the beautiful white satin, with a touch of blue lace at the top. I think what caught my eye was the little silver dirt bike charm hanging in the middle of it.
“Haha! I win!” Maddie yells out.
“Damn it,” Josie pouts and giggles.
“Are you girls betting on the things I’m going to pick?” I laugh at them both.
“Yes, we all picked out the item that we thought you’d choose. But Maddie cheated because she had that little charm added to hers.” Josie smiles brightly.
“Ok, Ansley, for our next item, we decided that you need just the right bra and panty set to go under that gorgeous dress of yours. So, here are your options,” Kenna states.
As the table comes in, being pushed by a sales associate, I notice there are only four items. I look up and just as I’m about to say something about it, Maddie speaks.
“I’d like the record to show; I chose nothing because, duh, you should be ready to go at it with Cooper at a moment’s notice.”
“Thanks, Mads, but I think you’re going to lose this one, as much as Cooper would agree, I do not.” After I finish telling her, I blow her a kiss.
“Well, don’t say I didn’t warn ya. When the poor guy’s trying to take you in the back of the limo before you even get to the hotel, and he struggles with your panties, and you get frustrated cause now you want it, but he can’t get them off, so in the end you both have to walk in the hotel sexually deprived; you can think of me.”
“HAHA,” I laugh hard at her going on and on, before I say, “I won’t be thinking of you, I promise.”
She smiles back at me with a wicked little grin, and I can see her dirty little mind turning already. I shake my head at her and another round of giggles erupts before I stand to look at the table set before me.
“I pick this one,” I say, holding up a white satin thong with a tiny silver heart dangling off the back off it. The matching bustier is beautiful, along with the garter belt and thigh-high combination. I personally think Cooper will freak when he sees it.
“Okay, lady, now when the next table comes out, don’t freak out,” Kenna states.
I see the rest of the girls start whispering and giggling like a bunch of schoolgirls. I can’t help but to get a bit worried. I look around to see another sales associate push in the covered table. I narrow my eyes at it as it comes closer to me.
“Nervous?” Josie asks.
“Should I be?”
“Possibly.” She winks back at me.
“So, we all visited the pleasure store attached to this boutique. We all decided on a little something that might help you spice things up on your wedding night.” Maddie is rubbing her hands together, as if she’s so excited for me to see what they’ve all decided on.
“Umm, okay, I think.” My eyebrows crease a tad as I pull off the cloth to reveal my choices. Yep, my facial expression probably says it all. I can’t hide it for God’s sake…there lays a vibrator, his and her lotions, a tube of God knows what, handcuffs, and something that looks like a small whip. Lord, help me!
“Ansley, you’re blushing.” Kenna smiles.
I reach my hands to my cheeks and hold them. The heat has definitely risen up a degree or two.
“Do I have to pick one?” I laugh nervously.
“You can pick two if you want,” Josie giggles.
“I think you all have read or watched Fifty Shades of Grey too many times,” I say, looking around the room, “and no, one will be fine, I’m sure. Though Cooper would probably be okay if I brought them all home.”
“Oh, does Loverboy turn into Mr. Freak in the sheets?” Maddie looks eager to find out the details.
“I’ll never tell.” I wink back at her.
“After a few drinks, she’ll start spilling her guts,” Kenna shares.
Staring down at my choices once again, I shake my head as I say, “I guess I’ll take these.” I hold up the bottles of lotion. One bottle reads for her pleasure and the other has for his, and both state they are strawberry flavored.
“YES, I win this time!” Josie jumps up, clapping her hands.
As the final table comes into focus, as it gets closer, I’m told I need to pick out my stripper outfit. At this point, a puzzled look spreads across my face.
“Hurry up and pick one, we all have a pole dancing class to get to,” Kenna says, as she walks over to me.
“Are you kidding me?”
“Nope, she’s not.” One of the other girls with us laughs.
The one that catches my eye is a short skirt that has a matching thong, along with a halter-top bra. Not sure why, though it could be that it sparkles with the Yamaha blue color I know Cooper will love.
Shortly after the last table is taken away, a bag is brought out to me with all the goodies that I’ve just spent the last hour and a half picking out. Then I’m whisked away to yet another location. I’m surprised to find out the girls weren’t lying when we arrive at a dance studio.
“Let’s see what you’re made of, girl,” Maddie says, as she slaps me on the ass as I slide out of the car in front of her.
“Ouch. I can hold my own on the dance floor, but pole dancing is a whole other world, one I’m not sure I’ll be any good at. Why in the hell do I even need to learn how to pole dance anyway?”
“Duh, so you can give your future husband a private show later.”
“Sorry, there’s no pole in our house.” I laugh at the thought, knowing Cooper would love it. As I look around, I notice all the girls are giggling and whispering to each other as if they know something I don’t. Hmmm…
We are immediately introduced to the instructor as we walk into the large studio. An hour goes by, and I’m covered in sweat and in need of a hot shower. Who knew that swinging around a pole could be such hard work? Believe me when I say, I now have a new found respect for strippers; those ladies have to stay in shape for what they do.
After we all hit the private showers at the studio, I’m ushered out to hit the salon. I’m taken to a chair waiting for me at the sinks, while all the other girls greet their own stylists. It’s now time to get ourselves dolled up to go out for ladies’ night.
Cooper
It’s close to four when I receive the first text message from Ryan, letting me know a car will be here to pick me up in just a couple of minutes. I hate not knowing what the hell is going on, so this is killing me. Then my phone goes off to notify me of another message.
Jesse: Be afraid, your ass is mine.
Considering I have no fucking clue what he’s talking about, I just respond the only way I can think of.
Me: Thanks but you’re not my type. Lol
Throwing my shirt over my head, I walk out of my bedroom, feeling a bit anxious to get this day and night both started and finished. I head to the kitchen to grab a water, just as I hear the doorbell ring.
“It’s open!” I yell toward the front door, as I keep walking in the opposite direction.
“You ready, fucker?”
“Considering I have no idea what the hell we are doing, it’s kinda hard to say if I’m ready or not. But Jesse informed me by text, I should be afraid,” I chuckle.
Ryan just laughs as he enters the kitchen behind me.
“One before we go?” I ask him.
“Sure, we have a driver, line ‘em up.”
Reaching up in the cupboard above the fridge, I grab two shot glasses and the bottle of Sam
buca. Pouring one for each of us, we cheer to a night to remember, a week of new memories, and to best friends.
I’m told as we walk out to grab a sweatshirt, which only piques my curiosity more. Ryan says all the guys are waiting for us where we are going but still gives nothing away. Once inside the black SUV, I’m finally greeted with the answer I’ve been waiting for as to what is going on. There sits a mask, elbow and kneepads, along with a paintball gun.
“Oh, it’s on.”
“I hope you’re ready,” Ryan chuckles.
“Don’t worry about me. Who’s on whose team?”
“It’s you, me, and Adam against Jesse, Cole, and Trey. Justin and couple other guys won’t be here for the battle, but they’re meeting us later on.”
“Well, let the games begin,” I say, as I sit back pulling the pads to cover my knees and elbows on.
“Oh, yeah this should be good.”
After a two-hour battle of man verses man, it’s over. Of course, we kicked ass with the best two out of three matches. With Adam’s speed, he was able to run around the course like lightning, and Ryan and I were dead on when firing. We picked them off one by one. The welts left on all of our bodies though, are something that won’t go away anytime soon. Thank God I’ll be wearing long sleeves at the wedding, or Ansley would be kicking my ass.
The six of us pile back into the SUVs waiting for us and head back to my house. One by one, everyone showers and gets ready for the night’s festivities. Before you know it, we are having our first round of drinks.
When nine o’clock rolls around, we are ready to head out. I, on the other hand, am counting down until I see my Beauty. I haven’t heard from her since she left with the girls, and it’s been killing me not to send a text to her, but I promised I’d behave and not text her all day. Well, that is up until now, because fuck it; I want to see how she is.
Me: I miss you.
I immediately get a response, which makes me smile.
Ansley: I miss you, too. What have you been doing all day?