by Jack Dann
So when I agreed to accompany Freya to the Solday party of Heidi van Seegeren, it was against my better judgment. But Freya assured me there would be no business involved; and despite the obvious excesses, I enjoy a Solday party as much as the next esthete. So when she came by my villa, I was ready.
"Make haste," she said. "We're late, and I must be before Heidi's Monet when the Great Gates are opened. I adore that painting."
"Your infatuation is no secret," I said, panting as I trailed her through the crowded streets of the city. Freya, as those of you who have read my earlier tales know, is two and a half meters tall, and broad-shouldered; she barged through the shoals of Solday celebrants rather like a whale, and I, pilot fish-like, dodged in her wake. She led me through a group of Grays, who with carpetbeaters were busy pounding rugs saturated with yellow dust. As I coughed and brushed off my fine burgundy suit, I said, "My feeling is that you have taken me to view that antique canvas once or twice too often."
She looked at me sternly. "As you will see, on Solday it transcends even its usual beauty. You look like a bee drowning in pollen, Nathaniel."
"Whose fault is that?" I demanded, brushing my suit fastidiously.
We came to the gate in the wall surrounding Van Seegeren's town villa, and Freya banged on it loudly. The gate was, opened by a scowling man. He was nearly a meter shorter than Freya, and had a balding head that bulged rather like the dome of the city. In a mincing voice he said, "Invitations?"
"What's this?" said Freya. "We have permanent invitations from Heidi."
"I'm sorry," the man said coolly. "Ms. Van Seegeren has decided her Solday parties have gotten overcrowded, and this time she sent out invitations, and instructed me to let in only those who have them."
"Then there has been a mistake," Freya declared. "Get Heidi on the intercom, and she will instruct you to let me in. I am Freya Grindavik, and this is Nathaniel Sebastian."
"I'm sorry," the man said, quite unapologetically. "Every person turned away says the same thing, and Ms. Van Seegeren prefers not to be disturbed so frequently."
"She'll be more disturbed to hear we've been held up," Freya shifted toward the man. "And who might you be?"
"I am Sander Musgrave, Ms. Van Seegeren's private secretary."
"How come I've never met you?"
"Ms. Van Seegeren hired me two months ago," Musgrave said, and stepped back so he could look Freya in the eye without straining his neck. "That is immaterial, however—"
"I've been Heidi's friend for over forty years," Freya said slowly, once again shifting forward to lean over the man. "And I would wager she values her friends more than her secretaries."
Musgrave stepped back indignantly. "I'm sorry!" he snapped. "I have my orders! Good day!"
But alas for him, Freya was now standing well in the gateway, and she seemed uninclined to move; she merely cocked her head at him. Musgrave comprehended his problem, and his mouth twitched uncertainly.
The impasse was broken when Van Seegeren's maid Lucinda arrived from the street. "Oh, hello, Freya, Nathaniel. What are you doing out here?"
"This new Malvolio of yours is barring our entrance," Freya said.
"Oh, Musgrave," said Lucinda. "Let these two in, or the boss will be mad."
Musgrave retreated with a deep scowl. "I've studied the ancients, Ms. Grindavik," he said sullenly. "You need not insult me."
"Malvolio was a tragic character," Freya assured him. "Read Charles Lamb's essay concerning the matter."
"I certainly will," Musgrave said stiffly, and hurried to the villa, giving us a last poisonous look.
"Of course, Lamb's father," Freya said absently, staring after the man, "was a house servant. Lucinda, who is that?"
Lucinda rolled her eyes. "The boss hired him to restore some of her paintings, and get the records in order. I wish she hadn't."
The bell in the gate sounded. "I've got it, Musgrave," Lucinda shouted at the villa. She opened the gate, revealing the artist Harvey Washburn.
"So you do," said Harvey, blinking. He was high again; a bottle of the White Brother hung from his hand. "Freya! Nathaniel! Happy Solday to you—have a drink?"
We refused the offer, and then followed Harvey around the side of the villa, exchanging a glance. I felt sorry for Harvey. Most of Mercury's great collectors came to Harvey's showings, but they dissected his every brushstroke for influences, and told him what he should be painting, and then among themselves they called his work amateurish and unoriginal, and never bought a single canvas. I was never surprised to see him drinking.
We rounded the side of the big villa and stepped onto the white stone patio, which was made of a giant slab of England's Dover cliffs, cut out and transported to Mercury entire. Malvolio Musgrave had spoken the truth about Heidi reducing the size of her Solday party: where often the patio had been jammed, there were now fewer than a dozen people. I spotted George Butler, Heidi's friend and rival art collector, and Arnold Ohman, the art dealer who had obtained for many of Mercury's collectors their ancient masterpieces from Earth. As I greeted them Freya led us all across the patio to the back wall of the villa, which was also fronted with white slabs of the Dover cliffs. There, all alone, hung Claude Monet's Rouen Cathedral—Sun Effect. "Look at it, Nathaniel!" Freya commanded me. "Isn't it beautiful?"
I looked at it. Now you must understand that, as owner of the Gallery Orientale, and by deepest personal esthetic conviction, I am a connoisseur of Chinese art, a style in which a dozen artfully spontaneous brushstrokes can serve to delineate a mountain or two, several trees, a small village and its inhabitants, and perhaps some birds. Given my predilection, you will not be surprised to learn that to look at the antique rectangle of color that Freya so admired was to risk damaging my eyes. Thick scumbled layers of grainy paint scarcely revealed the cathedral of the title, which wavered under a blast of light so intense that I doubted Mercury's midday could compete with it. Small blobs of every color served to represent both the indistinct stone and a pebbly sky, both were composed of combinations principally of white, yellow, and purple, though as I say every other color made an appearance.
"Stunning," I said, with a severe squint. "Are you sure this Monet wasn't a bit nearsighted?"
Freya glared at me, ignoring Butler's chuckles. "I suppose your comment might have been funny the first time you made it. To children, anyway."
"But I heard it was actually true," I said, shielding my eyes with one hand. "Monet was nearsighted, and so, like Goya, his vision affected his painting—"
"I should hope so," Harvey said solemnly.
"—so all he could see were those blobs of color; isn't that sad?"
Freya shook her head. "You won't get a rise out of me today, Nathaniel. You'll have to think up your dinner conversation by yourself."
Momentarily stopped by this riposte, I retired with Arnold Ohman to Heidi's patio bar. After dialing drinks from the bartender we sat on the blocks of Dover cliffs that made up the patio's outer wall. We toasted Solday, and contemplated the clouds of yellow talc that swirled over the orange tile rooftops below us. For those of you who have never visited it, Terminator is an oval city. The forward half of the city is flat, and projects out under the clear dome. The rear half of the oval is terraced, and rises to the tall Dawn Wall which supports the upper rim of the dome, and shields the city from the perpetually rising sun. The Great Gates of Terminator are near the top of the Dawn Wall, and when they are opened shafts of Sol's overwhelming light spear through the city's air, illuminating everything in a yellow brilliance. Heidi van Seegeren's villa was about halfway up the terraced slope; we looked upon gray stone walls, orange tile roofs, and the dusty vines and lemon trees of the terrace gardens that dotted the city. Outside the dome the twelve big tracks of the city extended off to the horizon, circling the planet like a slender silver wedding band. It was a fine view, and I lifted my glass remembering that Claude Monet wasn't there to paint it. For sometimes, if you ask me, reality is enough.
Ohman downed his drink in one swallow. Rumor had it that he was borrowing heavily to finance one of his big Terran purchases; it was whispered he was planning to buy the closed portion of the Louvre—or the Renaissance room of the Vatican museum—or Amsterdam's Van Gogh collection. But rumors like that circulated around Arnold continuously. He was that kind of dealer. It was unlikely any of them were true; still, his silence seemed to reveal a certain tension.
"Look at the way Freya is soaking in that painting you got for Heidi," I said, to lift his spirits. Freya's face was within centimeters of the canvas, where she could examine it blob by blob; the people behind her could see nothing but her white-blond hair. Ohman smiled at the sight. He had brought the Monet back from his most recent Terran expedition, and apparently it had been a great struggle to obtain it. Both the English family that owned it and the British government had had to be paid enormous sums to secure its release, and only the fact that Mercury was universally considered humanity's greatest art museum had cleared the matter with the courts. It had been one of Arnold's finest hours.
Now he said, "Maybe we should pull her away a bit, so that others can see."
"If both of us tug on her it may work," I said. We stood and went to her side. Harvey Washburn, looking flushed and frazzled, joined us, and we convinced Freya to share the glory. Ohman and Butler conferred over something, and entered the villa through the big French doors that led into the concert room. Inside, Heidi's orchestra rolled up and down the scales of Moussorgsky's Hut of Baba Yaga. That meant it was close to the time when the Great Gates would open (Heidi always gets inside information about this).
Sure enough, as Moussorgsky's composition burst from The Hut of Baba Yaga into The Great Gates of Kiev, two splinters of white light split the air under the dome. Shouts and fanfares rose everywhere, nearly drowning the amplified sound of our orchestra. Slowly the Great Gates opened, and as they did the shafts of light grew to thick buttery gold bars of air. By their rich, nearly blinding glare, Heidi van Seegeren made her first entrance from her villa, timing her steps to the exaggerated Maazel ritard that her conductor Hiu employed every Solday when Pictures at an Exhibition was performed. This ritard shifted the music from the merely grandiose to the utterly bombastical, and it took Heidi over a minute to cross her own narrow patio; but I suppose it was not entirely silly, given the ritual nature of the moment, and the flood of light that was making the air appear a thick, quite tangible gel. What with the light, and the uproar created by the keening Grays and the many orchestras in the neighborhood, each playing their own overture or fanfare (the Coriolan came from one side of us, the 1812 from the other), it was a complex and I might even say noisy esthetic moment, and the last thing I needed was to take another look at the Monet monstrosity, but Freya would not have it otherwise.
"You've never seen it when the Great Gates are opened," she said. "That was the whole point in bringing you here today."
"I see." Actually I barely saw anything; as Freya had guided me by the arm to the painting I had accidentally looked directly at the incandescent yellow bars of sunlight and brilliant blue afterimages bounced in my sight. I heard rather than saw Harvey Washburn join us. Many blinks later I was able to join the others in devoting my attention to the big canvas.
Well. The Monet positively glowed in the dense, lambent air; it gave off light like a lamp, vibrating with a palpable energy of its own. At the sight of it even I was impressed.
"Yes," I admitted to Freya and Harvey, "I can see how precisely he placed all those little chunks of color, and I can see how sharp and solid the cathedral is under all that goo, but it's like Solday, you know, it's a heightened effect. The result is garish, really; it's too much."
"But this is a painting of midday," Harvey said. "And as you can see, midday can get pretty garish."
"But this is Terminator! The Grays have put a lot of talc in the air to make it look this way!"
"So what?" Freya demanded impatiently. "Stop thinking so much, Nathaniel. Just look at it. See it. Isn't it beautiful? Haven't you felt things look that way sometimes, seeing stone in sunlight?"
"Well . . ." And, since I am a strictly honest person, if I had said anything at all I would have had to admit that it did have a power about it. It drew the eye; it poured light onto us as surely as the beams of sunlight extending from the gates in the Dawn Wall to the curved side of the clear dome.
"Well?" Freya demanded.
"Well yes," I said. "Yes I see that cathedral front—I feel it. But there must have been quite a heat wave in old Rouen. It's as if Monet had seen Terminator on Solday, the painting fits so well with this light."
"No," Freya said, but her left eye was squinted, a sign she was thinking.
Harvey said, "We make the conditions of light in Terminator, and so it is an act of the imagination, like this painting. You shouldn't be surprised if there are similarities: We value this light because the old masters created it on their canvases."
I shook my head, and indicated the brassy bedlam around us. "No. I believe we made this one up ourselves."
Freya and Harvey laughed, with the giddiness that Solday inspires.
Suddenly a loud screech came from inside the villa. Freya hurried across the patio into the music room, and I followed her. Both of us, however, had forgotten the arrangements that Heidi made on Soldays to cast the brilliant light throughout her home, and as we ran past the silenced orchestra into a hallway we were blasted by light from a big mirror carefully placed in the villa's central atrium. Screams still echoed from somewhere inside, but we could only stumble blindly through bright pulsing afterimages, retinal Monets if you will, while unidentified persons bowled into us, and mirrors crashed to the floor. And the atrium was raised, so that occasional steps up in the hallway tripped us.
"Murder!" someone cried. "Murder! There he goes!" And with that a whole group of us were off down the halls like hounds—blind hounds—baying after unknown prey. A figure leaped from behind a mirror glaring white, and Freya and I tackled it just inside the atrium.
When my vision swam back I saw it was George Butler. "What's going on?" he asked, very politely for a man who had just been jumped on by Freya Grindavik.
"Don't ask us," Freya said irritably.
"Murder!" shrieked Lucinda, from the hallway that led from the atrium directly back to the patio. We jumped up and crowded into the hallway. Just beyond a mirror shattered into many pieces lay a man's body; apparently he had been crawling toward the patio when he collapsed, and one arm and finger extended ahead of him, still pointing to the patio. Freya approached, gingerly turned the body's head. "It's that Musgrave fellow," she said, blinking to clear her sight. "He's dead, all right. Struck on the head with the mirror there, no doubt."
Heidi van Seegeren joined us. "What's going on?"
"That was my question," George Butler said.
Freya explained the situation to her.
"Call the police," Heidi said to Lucinda. "And I suppose no one should leave."
I sighed.
And so crime detection ensnared me once again. I helped Freya by circulating on the patio, calming the shocked and nervous guests. "Um, excuse me, very sorry to inform you, yes, sorry—hard to believe, yes—somebody had it in for the secretary Musgrave, it appears"—all the while watching to see if anyone would jump, or turn pale, or start to run when I told them. Then, of course, I had to lead gently to the idea that everyone had gone from guest to suspect, soon to be questioned by Freya and the police. "No, no, of course you're not suspected of anything, farthest thing from our minds, it's just that Freya wants to know if there's anything you saw that would help," and so on. Then I had to do the difficult scheduling of Freya's interviews, at the same time I was supposed to keep an eye out for anything suspicious.
Oh, the watson does the dirty work, all right. No wonder we always look dense when the detective unveils the solutions; we never have the time even to get the facts straight, much less meditate on their meaning. All I got that da
y were fragments: Lucinda whispered to me that Musgrave had worked for George Butler before Heidi hired him. Harvey Washburn told me that Musgrave had once been an artist, and that he had only recently moved to Mercury from Earth; this was his first Solday. That didn't give him much time to be hired by Butler, fired, and then hired by Van Seegeren. But was that of significance?
Late in the day I spoke with one of the police officers handling the case. She was relieved to have the help of Freya Grindavik. Terminator's police force is small, and often relies on the help of the city's famous detective for the more difficult cases. The officer gave me a general outline of what they had learned: Lucinda had heard a shout for help, had stepped into the atrium and seen a bloodied figure crawling down the hallway toward the patio. She had screamed and run for help, but only in the hallway was clear vision possible, and she had quickly gotten lost. After that, chaos; everyone at the party had a different tale of confusion.
Following that conversation I had nothing more to do, so I got all the sequestered guests coffee, and helped pick up some of the broken hall mirrors, and passed some time prowling Heidi's villa, getting down on my hands and knees with the police robots to inspect a stain or two.
When Freya was finished with her interrogations, she promised Heidi and the police that she would see the case to its end—at least provisionally: "I only do this for entertainment," she told them irritably. "I'll stay with it as long as it entertains me. And I shall entertain myself with it."
"That's all right," said the police, who had heard this before. "Just so long as you'll take the case." Freya nodded, and we left.
The Solday celebration was long since over; the Great Gates were closed, and once again through the dome shone the black sky. I said to Freya, "Did you hear about Musgrave working for Butler? And how he came from Earth just recently?" For you see, once on the scent I am committed to seeing a case solved.