by Phil Rickman
He slid a hand under her hair. ‘How necessary are they?’
‘Shrinks?’
‘I mean in Deliverance.’
Merrily thought about it. ‘You could probably say they’re only actually essential when you’re dealing with someone who thinks he or she is possessed by something… external. A psychiatrist would be able to detect symptoms of, say, schizophrenia.’
‘Symptoms of schizophrenia don’t necessarily prove the person actually is schizo,’ Lol said.
‘No, but it’s something that needs to be eliminated.’
‘How often have you had a case of demonic possession, then?’
‘Never. As you know. Never had a case where it was down to schizophrenia, either.’
‘So the idea of having a psychiatrist as a permanent part of your Deliverance group…’
‘Could be overkill,’ Merrily said. ‘If you consider that most of what we’re dealing with are what you might call non-invasive psychic phenomena… then if you have your resident psychiatrist insisting that it’s always down to delusion, hallucination, comfort chemicals in the brain, et cetera…’
‘… Then what’s the point of people like you?’
‘Listen to us, we’re finishing one another’s sentences,’ Merrily said. ‘How cosy is that? What’s this music?’
‘Elbow. Cast of Thousands.’
‘It’s lovely.’
‘It’s bloody terrifying. I don’t know why I bother.’
‘Never mind, they were probably influenced by you.’
‘You vicars can be so patronizing.’
Merrily looked around in the firelight, among the paint cloths and the ladders, for a clock. Jane was out with Eirion, as usual on a Friday night. By agreement, she was always home by one.
There wasn’t a clock anywhere yet. She guessed she’d been here about an hour and a half.
‘So, anyway, I called Andy before I came out,’ she said. ‘I’m going over tomorrow to see his mother. Not being much help around here, am I?’
‘You’re crap at painting anyway. You told the shrink you’re going?’
‘I really don’t know what to do. I mean, this is routine pastoral stuff. I wouldn’t be going if it wasn’t Andy Mumford — I’d refer it to local clergy. It doesn’t need a psychiatrist, so why set a precedent? You’re right, it’s overkill. All this belt-and-braces stuff, the Church covering its back, never sticking its neck out…’
‘Can you cover your back and stick your neck out at the same time?’ Lol bent and kissed her, one hand pushing her face into his, the other hand…
‘Mmmmph…’ It suddenly struck her that there were no curtains in this room and one window overlooked Church Street.
‘You’ve gone stiff,’ Lol said.
She sat up. ‘You should talk.’
‘We could go upstairs, take some cushions. Merrily, people know…’
‘I need to get home. Jane’ll be back. Besides, if you’ve got to drive back to Knight’s Frome—’
‘I’m going to sleep here on my nice new sofa,’ Lol said. ‘There’s this guy from Q magazine coming tomorrow, quite early.’
‘He’s coming here?’
‘Prof didn’t want him poking round the studio. We’ve got Tom Storey in, mixing his album. Prof’s a very private producer, Tom hates the media. I won’t say a word about you, you know that.’
‘It shouldn’t be like this.’ Merrily stood up and straightened her sweater. ‘I’m sorry. I mean, there’s probably no real reason for…’
‘We’ll get there,’ Lol said.
Would they? Within a few weeks, when his intermittent tour was over, he was going to be living here permanently. She supposed that what the new-home cards on the window sill were saying was that it was time to stop being coy and covert.
‘Oh hell, Lol, let’s — I don’t know — put a notice in the window at the Eight till Late or something.’
‘Uh…’ Lol went over to the window where the cards were. ‘You should know about this.’
Handing her a folded paper. She took it to the hearth and opened it out. It wasn’t hard to read it by the firelight. Big letters.
FIND YOUR WAY IN THE DARK?
‘Oh.’ Not a universal welcome, then.
‘I’d have said it was somebody having a laugh,’ Lol said, ‘but I can’t think of anybody… I mean, it’s not that funny, is it?’
She refolded the paper, annoyed. ‘You might as well tell the guy from Q. It would at least end this kind of stuff.’
‘Not in the context in which they’d run the story. It’d have to be from my side… the arrest, the loony bin. My Years of Hell. Now finding happiness at last, with a good woman in every sense, and letting it all come out in the music.’
‘God.’ Merrily shuddered. ‘Let me think about this.’
When she left, she went by the back door, reaching Church Street via the alley. Keeping to the shadows until she was approaching the square, where security lamps lit the front of the Black Swan and only two cars were still parked.
What was coming back was what Huw Owen had said.
Had your picture in the paper once too often.
He was right, of course. Deliverance was the Church’s secret service. Essentially low-level. Publicity was seldom helpful. No room at all for the cult of personality.
Maybe the Deliverance group/panel/circle/whatever was a good thing. Good for her. Prevent her becoming proprietorial. A question of sharing, Martin Longbeach had said.
Always painful lessons to be learned about yourself, your attitude.
So why was she deciding, as she padded quietly across the cobbled street to the vicarage, that she would not ring Nigel Saltash about tomorrow’s appointment with Mumford’s mother?
5
Saturday Sun
Nigel Saltash came to pick Merrily up at ten.
Jane spotted him from the landing window on her way down from her apartment in the attic, calling down the stairs.
‘He’s got one of those cool little BMW sports cars.’
Merrily widened her eyes. ‘Like… gosh.’
‘He’s getting out. He’s wearing jeans and a cream sports jacket that could be Armani. He looks a smooth old bastard, Mum.’
Merrily said nothing, stepping into her shoes at the bottom of the stairs, sliding her slippers under the hallstand. She was still feeling resentful, manipulated. What Saltash had done was phone Andy Mumford himself last night, saying he’d tried to call Merrily but she was out. Finding out the time of this morning’s proposed visit to Mumford’s mother and then leaving a message on Merrily’s machine suggesting he pick her up: no point in a convoy.
‘So how badly do you think he fancies you?’ Jane said.
‘He’s seventy-one, flower.’
‘The new dangerous age. They’re getting in as much sex as they can before it’s too late. Apparently, at that age they can only hold an erection for five minutes max, and it’s counting down all the time, did you know that?’
‘Oh, Jane…’
‘And, listen, you’ve got to stop calling me “flower”. You’ve been calling me “flower” since I was seven.’
‘I’ll try.’ Merrily pulled her coat from the peg. ‘What are you doing today?’
‘In the absence of his girlfriend, I’ll probably help Lol finish painting Lucy’s living room.’
‘I don’t think so.’
Jane peered down at her, hands on hips. ‘I’m sorry?’
‘The guy from Q magazine’s coming to interview him. Teenage girl walks in, the guy remembers Lol’s history.’
‘Oh, that is…’ Jane bounded downstairs. ‘That is like totally ridiculous. It was twenty years ago. He was a kid. And he was fitted up, and if the guy from Q’s done his research he’ll know that.’
‘No smoke, flower. Just stay away until he’s gone, OK?’
‘Hah!’ Jane stopped, with an arm wrapped around the black oak post sunk between the flags like a tree stump at the foot of the
stairs. ‘Now I understand. If the journalist sees me, Lol will have to explain whose daughter I am. And we can’t have that coming out, can we?’
Merrily sighed. ‘It’s a music magazine. They wouldn’t be interested anyway.’
‘Yeah, but doesn’t the same firm publish Heat?’
‘Jane, please? Humour me?’
Feet crunched the gravel outside and the front door was rapped. Merrily unbolted the door, telling herself that some Deliverance teams worked like this all the time, in tandem with a bloody shrink.
At the Eight till Late, now the only worthwhile shop in Ledwardine, a partitioned strip along the side of the main window was full of handwritten notices.
PUPPIES. Border Collie/Lab cross. Good working strain. Parents can be seen. £40… RESPECTABLE CLEANER NEEDED TWO DAYS A WEEK… MOUNTAIN BIKE, NEARLY NEW. EIGHTEEN GEARS.
That kind of stuff. Even the personal columns of the Hereford Times were loaded now with ads like: Live Adult-fantasy Chat… Venus’s 24-hour Wankline. But village noticeboards never changed — unless ‘respectable cleaner’ was some little-known rural euphemism for bondage-supervisor.
This window was Jane’s last hope, anyway. She’d checked out the prayer board in the church. She’d even, for the first time ever, been through the parish register to see if, by chance, somebody had endorsed their marriage vows in the hand that had also scrawled VICERAGE.
She’d photocopied the poison-pen note before giving it back to Lol. OK, maybe it wasn’t that poisonous. It was just that they all had to go on living here, and Lol and Mum had been through all kinds of crap already, and it just really pissed Jane off that there was some mean-spirited git in this village who begrudged them a hint of happiness.
And Mum was the vicar and therefore too nice to deal with it, and Lol was too timid, and so…
Mobile hairdresser. Women and men catered for.
She pulled the photocopy from her jeans, held it up to the window. Close.
Jim Prosser, who ran the shop, waved to her from inside. Jane put away the paper, waved back. Jim knew everybody in Ledwardine, must have seen a fair few handwritten shopping lists and weekly orders, for delivery. And he knew all about Mum and Lol.
Maybe not. And the lettering wasn’t that close.
She walked off down Church Street. Sharp Saturday sun slanting on Ledwardine, the black and white cottages and shops all tarted up for the early tourists looking for pseudo-antiques and maybe a weekend cottage to display them in.
Predatory Londoners on the spree. Jane had read in one of the Sunday property supplements that, now you couldn’t find a garden shed in the Cotswolds for much under half a million, the Welsh Border was no longer considered too remote for commuters. So Ledwardine, this classic calendar village still enclosed by ancient orchards, was well in the cross-hairs. Even its one-time council estate no longer looked like a council estate, with its new hardwood windows, rendered brickwork, conservatories bulging out like transparent blisters.
Hereford’s estate agents were doing faster business than Venus’s Wankline.
Lol had somehow squeezed in, though Jane guessed that his mortgage on Lucy’s house was crippling. And knew that when she got round to needing a place of her own there’d be like no chance here. And she liked Ledwardine, didn’t want it to become Beverly Hills with a botox population and Jim Prosser forced to stock disgusting pâté de foie gras to stay in business.
But unless you had a farm or something to inherit, you were stuffed. At least when the Church kicked her out of the vicarage Mum could move in with Lol. If that was acceptable to Mr Vicerage.
Who might be here right now on the square, watching.
Jane wandered around, keeping an eye open for Eirion’s car. After Mum had put her off going to Lol’s, she’d called Eirion at home in Abergavenny, and he’d said, yeah, OK, he could probably try and cobble together a few quid for the petrol; he’d come over. Less enthusiastic than he might have been. Was something cooling off? It was true that there were times when she felt she needed some space, maybe go out with someone else, just to, you know, compare. But the thought of Eirion with another girl… she couldn’t handle that.
She stopped in front of the two-up, two-down terraced cottage, separated from the pavement by a ridge of new cobbles. Lucy’s house. A little black Nissan was parked outside behind Lol’s clapped-out Astra. The man from Q? She thought of going round the back and letting herself in through the kitchen door that Lol never locked. Just sitting in the kitchen, listening.
But she knew that if Lol was being too self-deprecating she’d just get annoyed and give herself away. And she was annoyed enough already, at the carrion crows from Off scooping up Ledwardine. And at herself for being so insecure.
* * *
‘You must feel I’m rather on your back,’ Saltash said, cruising onto the Leominster road.
He had dark glasses on and his leather seat eased well back. There was a buttermilk sun, and the hedgerows on either side of the road were greening up almost in front of their eyes.
‘Well, I… tend to think that if you arrive with a psychiatrist most people feel a bit threatened,’ Merrily said. ‘Some of them have really had to steel themselves to approach someone like me, and so… we probably need to think of a way around that.’
Saltash chuckled. ‘Just as well I’m no longer a psychiatrist, merely a new member of the team who wants to learn.’
‘Probably a few things I could learn, too,’ Merrily said, being diplomatic for the moment. She was wearing civvies, jumper and skirt. In another parish, you didn’t make a show of what you were.
The BMW was swallowing miles in small, easy sips. When Saltash slowed for the Leominster traffic island, the engine made a thick and fleshy sound, as if it was powered by rising sap. With the size of insurance premiums and the cost of petrol, you peered into a sports car these days and almost invariably saw white hair and driving gloves. Merrily tightened her seat belt.
‘So what exactly do you want to know about ghosts, Nigel?’
‘Ghosts?’ Saltash twisted his head towards her, the cords in his long neck like piano wires. ‘Oh, ghosts are terribly interesting. Don’t you think? I doubt there’s ever been a wholly convincing study, though.’
‘That mean you’re thinking of making one?’
‘Be awfully time-consuming, but perhaps worthwhile. I’d certainly be quite interested in examining apparitions as subjective — or reflective — phenomena.’
‘I’m sorry?’
‘A study of perceived apparitions to discover what they’re telling us about the perceiver.’
‘The ghost as a psychological projection of someone’s inner condition?’
‘Inner guilt, inner torment.’ Saltash joined a tailback of cars from Leominster’s town-centre lights. ‘Sense of loss. Repressed sexual desire. Is the perceived ghost, for instance, shadowy and quiescent? Is it urgent, or aggressive?’
‘So I can take it you don’t accept the possibility of ghosts as an objective reality.’
‘Merrily, the very word “ghost” ’ — Saltash’s smile broke out — ‘is surely an antithesis of the word “real”.’
‘So, even as a Christian—’
‘I don’t think the Bible has a lot to say on the subject. Or am I wrong?’
‘Well, it… occurs, here and there.’
‘But probably without a hard and fast definition of the term ghost. You see, I don’t know how far you personally go with this. I’m not going to ask you about your personal “psychic experience” — highly subjective, therefore rarely helpful, and not a can of worms I’d want to open at this stage of our relationship.’
This stage?
Merrily had the feeling of being worked, becoming the subject of some kind of private thesis. And guessing that whatever she said next would seep, at some strategic point, back to Siân Callaghan-Clarke.
There was that mellow, new-car smell inside the BMW, a discreet No Smoking sign on the dash. She wished she was a
lone, in her rattling Volvo.
‘Look, I… I don’t have a particular problem with psychological projection. Probably does account for a lot of ghost stories. But it doesn’t fully explain the traditional haunted house, does it? Where something is seen again and again, by more than one person. How would you deal with that?’
‘Where do you want to start?’ The lights turned green; Saltash turned left. ‘Preconditioning? Folie à deux on a grand scale? If I were a physicist, I might even be drawn to seek a more scientific explanation of the trace-memory theory. But that’s not my backyard. The mind’s where I live. Edging, a touch warily for the moment, however, around Jung’s collective unconscious.’
‘So I’d be safe in assuming that the whole idea of the unquiet dead… would be well over your belief threshold.’
‘Merrily…’ Nigel Saltash wore his smile like a gold medallion. ‘Do you think we know each other well enough yet to even raise that question without the risk of permanent damage to an otherwise promising relationship?’
Promising? Promising how?
They were leaving Herefordshire now, and the personality of the countryside was changing. She saw the plains and ridges and escarpments of Shropshire: a bonier landscape, a lighter green, a bigger sky.
She saw, far in the east, the sawn-off slope of the Clee Hills. And then, momentarily, in the middle distance, fading out of the morning mist to the north-west, the tower of the church that was sometimes called the Cathedral of the Marches.
St Laurence’s, Ludlow. The ancient town clustered below it, an island in amber. A small town with an antique lustre and a bigger history than the whole of Herefordshire.
No town that ancient is unhaunted, Merrily thought, irrationally.
At first, Lol had thought, He’s too young.
Too young to know the background. Too young to understand how difficult it had been to get anywhere in the 1980s with music that was soft and breathy and woven into a mesh of acoustic guitars, when everything else was shiny and synthesized and nobody had heard of Nick Drake, and the Beatles were archaeology.