“You’ve been working for the Directorate for thirteen years, Mr. Steerforth, is that correct?”
“Almost fifteen, sir.”
“You’ve served in Algeria, Khartoum and the Sudan. And you’re frightened of a bit of London fog?”
“It’s not the fog which scares me, sir. I’m frightened of what it might be hiding.”
“This discussion is at an end. Do not question my authority again.”
All at once, a hush fell upon Downing Street, an atavistic silence.
Two figures strolled through the black door of Number Ten — creatures dressed as schoolboys, forced to walk unnaturally slowly, shuffling in tiny steps like old men. A metal chain ran between their ankles and their hands were shackled and cuffed in front of them. They were as criss-crossed and tightly bound with manacles and locks as was the ghost of Jacob Marley.
Hawker and Boon were flanked by men with guns, killers who eyed their captives with the keen suspicion of keepers at the most dangerous wing of the zoo. Weapons were trained upon every part of the Prefects’ bodies by Directorate officers with paranoiac minds and itchy fingers, who were trained to murder in an instant and to relish it.
Yet Hawker and Boon were laughing. They were positively full of mirth, beaming and winking at one another as though they were on a school trip on the last day of term.
“Corks!” said Boon. “Fresh air! Have you missed it, old thing?”
“Rather,” said Hawker. “It’s absolutely topping!”
“Course we’re used to having the run of the playground. Such a shame the beaks kept us in detention so long.”
“Asses.”
“Swine.”
“Rotten brace of polecats.”
“I say,” said Boon, and I had a terrible feeling that he was looking at me. “Isn't that Henry Lamb?”
“Beards! It’s old lamb chop.”
“Lamb chop! Over here!”
Had they been able to raise their arms, no doubt they would have waved.
For six long minutes they stood there, keeping up their ceaselessly see-sawing conversation, their endless, babbling cross-talk, until they were marched at gunpoint into the back of the armored van.
As the door clunked shut, a man in uniform jogged up to Steerforth. “Sir?”
Steerforth looked irritated at the interruption. “What is it, Captain?”
“We’ve got a civilian, sir. She’s asking to see Lamb.”
“I thought we’d sealed the whole street off.”
Spots of color appeared on the man’s cheeks. “We’ve no idea how she got in. It seems she…”
“Yes?”
“It seems she slipped through…”
“Keep her detained until after this thing’s over. Least she deserves for poking her nose in.”
“She knows more than she should, sir. She’s naming a lot of names…”
Before Steerforth could reply, an elderly woman trotted impatiently out of the fog. “Henry? There you are, dear. I’ve been looking all over for you.”
She advanced on Steerforth. “You must be the new boy.”
Steerforth looked affronted. “I’ve served the Directorate for fifteen years.”
“Like I said. The new boy.”
“Everyone,” I said, trying to ease the tension. “This is Miss Morning.”
“Thank you, dear,” the old lady said. “They know who I am.”
Dedlock was shouting. “Who’s there? Steerforth, let me see.”
Mr. Steerforth looked as though he were going to be sick. “Now, sir? Does it really have to be now?”
The growl of the head of the Directorate: “Let me in.”
Poor Steerforth. He convulsed once, twice, three times, his face squeezing and contorting in agony.
“Miss Morning?” he said. The body was Steerforth’s but the voice, cracked and bitter, belonged unmistakably to Dedlock. “Time, it seems, has not been kind to you. Or even mildly understanding.”
Miss Morning thrust out her chin pugnaciously. “And how is life underwater, Mr. Dedlock?”
“What are you doing here?”
“You’re about to do something very stupid indeed.”
“I’m doing what is necessary to win this war.”
“The Prefects don’t give a jot about your war.” They’re playing a larger game.”
Steerforth’s face was turning a terrible scarlet color. “I’ve outmaneuvered them.”
“Come now. You’ve done no such thing. This situation is entirely of their own devising.”
“I am the one in control here.”
The old lady sounded tired. “Oh, but they’ll escape.”
“Escape?”
“Of course, they’ll escape. They’re the Prefects.”
Steerforth turned toward the soldier. “Captain, make sure this presumptuous secretary is put in a holding cell.” The captain place a hand, slightly squeamishly, on Miss Morning’s shoulder but she scarcely seemed to notice.
“Why can’t you see?” she said. “This is their fog.”
“Move them out,” Dedlock snarled before, all at once, Steerforth’s face sagged back into its familiar lines.
We stood and watched, transfixed in solemnly respectful silence, as the armored vehicle reversed out of Downing Street, turned laboriously and began to progress down Whitehall, creeping through the fog.
“You mustn’t let this happen!” Miss Morning said, jerking at my sleeve.
“What can I do?”
Perhaps I am retrospectively crediting myself with too much perspicacity but I was unable to shake the feeling that what we were watching was somehow less than real, that we were just spectators and that all of this was merely an illusion.
“Dedlock!” Miss Morning was almost shouting now. “Unless you finish this right now, people are going to start dying.”
In monumental indifference to the old woman’s warnings, the vehicle continued its stately progress down Whitehall. Bikes rode close by on either side. Dozens of guns were trained at it, ready to fire at the slightest sign of trouble.
It was then that we noticed something was wrong.
It began as a trickle, a thin line of red smoke, curling out from under the doors. I watched it grow larger, as though a fire had been lit within. Then great clouds of red smoke were pouring out, streaming into the fog, staining the night scarlet.
Dedlock bellowed in our ears: “What’s happening?”
“I see it!” Steerforth ran toward the van as it skidded to a halt, and the rest of us followed.
Dedlock: “What the hell’s going on?”
Miss Morning appeared by my side. “It’s happened already. They just couldn’t help themselves.”
The old man was screaming out his fury. “Mr. Lamb?”
“I don’t know,” I snapped. “I can’t make anything out in this fog.”
As we drew close to the vehicle, Steerforth opened the door and clambered inside. The fog made it impossible to be certain what had happened, although, of course, I think I already suspected. All of us did, I suppose.
At last we were close enough to see.
Jasper was talking to his master. “Its’ bad, sir. It’s really bad.”
I stared into the van and saw the truth of it. The vehicle was empty. The prisoners were gone. The Prefects had vanished in a puff of smoke.
Miss Morning turned away. “It’s finally happened,” she murmured, her voice shot through with bitterness. “The Domino Men are loose.”
Chapter 18
What happened next was chaos in its purest form.
Cries of panic and disbelief, Dedlock screaming in our ears, the rattle of weapons, the jabber of gunfire, the bellow of Steerforth’s commands as he screamed phrases so dismayingly hackneyed I thought I would only ever hear them on television. “Secure the perimeter!” “Go, go, go!” “Damn it, I want them alive!” And all around us, the ceaseless swirl of fog.
Mr. Jasper had turned the color of chalk. “How did they do
it?” he asked. “How was it so easy?”
“It’s a game,” Miss Morning murmured, a grim kind of satisfaction in her voice, a melancholy I-told-you-so crouched behind each syllable. “It’s always been a game to them.”
Steerforth turned to the soldier who still stood, stricken with shock, by his side.
“Captain, give me a status report.”
In the palm of his right hand, the soldier clutched a PDA which displayed an electronic street map of Whitehall.
“They’re on the move, sir.” He stabbed a finger toward two smudges of black that were barreling across the screen. “They’re heading toward the roadblock.”
“Then we can still catch them.” We all heard it then in Steerforth’s voice — that awful Ahab mania. “I need twenty volunteers.”
The pit bull of the Directorate got his volunteers that night — more than he had asked for. All the killers who were there lined up before him — brawny men in khaki, the kind who’d been good at games at school, now trained to murder on the say-so of the state. The captain was amongst them and as he strode across to join the others he trust his screen into my hands. I began to protest but he pressed it toward me with such insistent vigor that I felt I had no choice but to accept. It made me uneasy, this piece of high technology which turned men’s lives into pixels and reduced mortality to a mouse click.
As Steerforth was yelping more orders, exhorting them to bring the Prefects back alive, Miss Morning was shaking her head. “What a waste,” she murmured. “And they all seemed like such nice young men.”
Steerforth must have heard because he spun around to face her. “They’re the best. They’ll run those bastards down. You have my word.”
“Those creatures are death incarnate, Mr. Steerforth. Take it from me — your men won’t stand a chance.”
The soldiers sprinted into the fog, and as I scrutinized the screen, I saw twenty spots of white hare after the Prefects’ trails of black.
“Oh dear, oh dear,” Miss Morning said pityingly. “When will you people learn?”
The next few minutes were a study in impotence. Powerlessly, we watched as the white chased the black. We watched as the two colors met somewhere at the very tip of Whitehall and we watched as, one by one, the splashes of white were extinguished.
“No…” Steerforth whispered.
“Boys will be boys,” Miss Morning murmured with what, under the circumstances, I suppose should count gallows humor.
Dedlock was shouting in our ears again. “Are they dead? Are they all dead?”
Jasper tried his best to calm the situation. “It would seem so, sir, yes.”
“Where are they now?”
I consulted the PDA. “Moving out of Whitehall. Heading toward Trafalgar Square.”
“Then find them!” “Dedlock screamed.
A vein twitched in Steerforth’s temple. “Please, sir…”
“What is it, Mr. Steerforth?”
Despite the arctic tinge of the night, the man was sweating prodigiously. “I’m afraid, sir.”
“Steerforth! We do not have time for your soul-searching!”
Jasper moved to the burly man’s side and placed a hand discreetly on his arm. “You’re Mr. Steerforth.” His voice was gentle but underscored by steel. “You’re the hero of the Directorate. There’s nothing you’re afraid of.”
At the time, I assumed that Jasper was doing his best to support a friend and colleague, trying to cajole him into action. Now I’m not convinced that there wasn’t some other, darker agenda at work.
The voice of the old man crackled in our ears. “Stop bleating! Do your job!”
Steerforth seemed to come to a decision. He straightened himself up, pushed back his shoulders and snapped a reply: “Yes, sir!” Turning to the few of us who were left, he said: “I’m going after them. Who’s with me? Who’s bloody with me?”
“Steerforth?” Dedlock snarled. “Bring me their heads!”
“Yes, sir!” And again, filled with the unfettered joy of hara-kiri: “Yes! Sir!”
As Steerforth pelted into the fog, Jasper and I started, reluctantly, to follow.
I have never claimed to be a hero and I’m happy to admit that I was absolutely terrified. It wasn’t long before we came across the first of the corpses, the body of the young captain, contorted in death, splayed out on the Whitehall street like a doll abandoned by children who play too rough. I almost tripped over him and, at the sight, swallowed back a sick-bag surge of nausea and despair.
“What is it?” Dedlock bellowed in my earpiece. “What can you see?”
“Casualties, sir,” said Jasper.
“Bad?”
“Couldn’t be much worse.”
We walked on in silence, respectful though full of fear, treading through the fog past the ranks of the fallen.
Somewhere out of the billowing banks of mist came the voice of Mr. Steerforth: “I’m at the roadblock, sir. Everyone’s dead.” There was a swell of hysteria in his voice. “Did you hear me?” Everybody’s dead.”
“Mr. Steerforth!” Dedlock barked in everybody’s ears. “Moderate your tone!”
“Don’t you understand? Those things are loose in London. Nothing’s safe now. They’ll turn this city into a charnel house.”
“Clearly you’re not robust enough to cope. I’m taking charge of this operation personally.”
“With respect, sir—”
“I don’t give a tinker’s cuss for your respect,” Dedlock snapped. “Just give me what I want.”
“Please—”
It was too late. There was a grinding, crunching sound, the noise of clanking cogs and arthritic gears — and when Steerforth spoke again it was in the voice of Mr. Dedlock. There could be no question what had happened.
“Slaughter!” His voice was full of fury. “Slaughter on the streets of London.”
The rest of us hurried toward him, terrified of what we might find.
In our earpieces, Dedlock spoke again through Steerforth. “They’re heading toward Trafalgar Square. I’m going after them.” Then — “I can see them! I’m in pursuit.”
Somewhere ahead of us, he was dashing after the Prefects. It may have been my imagination but through my earpiece I was sure I could hear the malevolent lullaby of their laughter.
I can imagine how it would have gone, how they would have taunted and teased him, showing just enough of themselves — a flash of blazer, a glimpse of gnarled knee, a distant glint of penknife — just enough to keep him going, to feed him hope and lead him on.
We emerged at the mouth of Whitehall to find the roadblock in ruins and yet more tragedy, stumbled over in the fog.
Dedlock was screaming. “I can see them! I’ve got them in my sights.”
Jasper and I moved toward Trafalgar Square, where only the base of Nelson’s Column was visible, the great man’s view being mercifully obscured.
Steerforth was still shouting that he could see them, that he was going to bring them back and make them pay — although we could make out nothing ahead but endless fog.
Through our earpieces, we caught a fragment of conversation.
“Hello, sir!”
“You’re looking a bit peaky!”
“Not feeling yourself, sir?”
Much laughter at this, then a scuffling sound, then a thud, then a sickening crack.
Dedlock’s voice: “Forgive me. I have to leave you.”
Then, strangely, Steerforth’s again: “Please, sir. Don’t leave me like—”
He was interrupted by what sounded like a scream. There was an animal whine, cut abruptly short, the abattoir shriek of metal on bone. Then another sound, a bouncing, rolling noise like a bowling ball as it speeds toward the skittles.
Sometimes I dream about what we saw come wobbling out of the fog toward us, sliding over the tarmac of Trafalgar Square. I felt a powerful urge to vomit and even Mr. Jasper seemed to have tears (or something like them) swelling in his eyes.
It rolled
to a stop a few centimeters before it reached me, saving me the embarrassment of having to halt its progress with my foot as though it were a child’s football kicked into the street.
Dedlock spoke again into my earpiece. “I think… I think Mr. Steerforth may have passed away.”
None of us replied. Jasper sank onto his haunches and, almost tenderly, picked up the disembodied thing. Still, there was silence.
“Apply yourselves!” Dedlock was shouting again. “Get me a status report.”
“The Prefects have disappeared,” I said flatly. “They’ve gone.”
“Gone?”
“They must have known we’d put tracers on them,” Jasper muttered wearily. “There’s only two of us left here, sir. What do you want us to do?”
Dedlock hissed. “I want you to find them!”
“With respect, sir. You’ve seen the casualties we’ve taken. You’d be sending us to our deaths.”
Then — a bitter order. No apology. No trace of sympathy. “Go back to Downing Street.”
We trudged forlornly to Number Ten, where Miss Morning was waiting. At the sight of what Jasper was carrying, she seemed to tremble on the edge of tears.
“Now you understand,” she said quietly.
Dedlock spoke again. “I’m sending in a whitewash team to deal with this mess. Our first priority must be to find the Prefects. They’re still our only like to Estella.”
“More than that,” Miss Morning said. “They would tear this city apart simply because they’re bored.”
“There are other resources available to the Directorate,” Dedlock said. “I’ll see all of you again at nine A.M. at the Eye for a council of war. Until then — get some rest. Guards will be posted at your homes. You’re dismissed.”
Miss Morning, who, lacking an earpiece, had not quite been following all of this, turned to me and said: “Tell him I’ll be seeing him tomorrow.”
“Sir?” I said. “Did you hear that?”
“Why would I want her?” he asked. “What do I need with a bloody secretary?”
“Tell him I understand these monsters. Tell him I know what makes them happy.”
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