The slip was a voucher from the Federal Psychiatric Board. Walsh turned it over numbly. ‘You mean this’ll get me off?’
‘You were acting compulsively; you weren’t responsible. There’ll be a cursory examination, of course, but nothing to worry about.’ The robot slapped him good-naturedly on the back. ‘It was your final neurotic act … now you’re free. That was the pent-up stuff; strictly a symbolic assertion of libido - with no political significance.’
‘I see,’ Walsh said.
The robot propelled him firmly toward the external exit. ‘Now go on out there and give the slip to them.’ From its metal chest the robot popped a small bottle. ‘And take one of these capsules before you go to sleep. Nothing serious, just a mild sedative to quiet your nerves. Everything will be all right; I’ll expect to see you again, soon. And keep this in mind: we’re finally making some real progress.’
Walsh found himself outside in the night darkness. A police van was pulled up at the entrance of the unit, a vast ominous black shape against the dead sky. A crowd of curious people had collected at a safe distance, trying to make out what was going on.
Walsh automatically put the bottle of pills away in his coat pocket. He stood for a time breathing the chill night air, the cold clear smell of darkness and evening. Above his head a few bright pale stars glittered remotely.
‘Hey,’ one of the policemen shouted. He flashed his light suspiciously in Walsh’s face. ‘Come over here.’
‘That looks like him,’ another said. ‘Come on, buddy. Make it snappy.’
Walsh brought out the voucher Charley had given him. ‘I’m coming,’ he answered. As he walked up to the policeman he carefully tore the paper to shreds and tossed the shreds to the night wind. The wind picked the shreds up and scattered them away.
‘What the hell did you do?’ one of the cops demanded.
‘Nothing,’ Walsh answered. ‘I just threw away some waste paper. Something I won’t be needing.’
‘What a strange one this one is,’ a cop muttered, as they froze Walsh with their cold beams. ‘He gives me the creeps.’
‘Be glad we don’t get more like him,’ another said. ‘Except for a few guys like this, everything’s going fine.’
Walsh’s inert body was tossed in the van and the doors slammed shut. Disposal machinery immediately began consuming his body and reducing it to basic mineral elements. A moment later, the van was on its way to the next call.
Autofac
I
Tension hung over the three waiting men. They smoked, paced back and forth, kicked aimlessly at weeds growing by the side of the road. A hot noonday sun glared down on brown fields, rows of neat plastic houses, the distant line of mountains to the west.
‘Almost time,’ Earl Perine said, knotting his skinny hands together. ‘It varies according to the load, a half second for every additional pound.’
Bitterly, Morrison answered, ‘You’ve got it plotted? You’re as bad as it is. Let’s pretend it just happens to be late.’
The third man said nothing. O’Neill was visiting from another settlement; he didn’t know Perine and Morrison well enough to argue with them. Instead, he crouched down and arranged the papers clipped to his aluminum check-board. In the blazing sun, O’Neill’s arms were tanned, furry, glistening with sweat. Wiry, with tangled gray hair, horn-rimmed glasses, he was older than the other two. He wore slacks, a sports shirt and crepe-soled shoes. Between his fingers, his fountain pen glittered, metallic and efficient.
‘What’re you writing?’ Perine grumbled.
‘I’m laying out the procedure we’re going to employ,’ O’Neill said mildly. ‘Better to systemize it now, instead of trying at random. We want to know what we tried and what didn’t work. Otherwise we’ll go around in a circle. The problem we have here is one of communication; that’s how I see it.’
‘Communication,’ Morrison agreed in his deep, chesty voice. ‘Yes, we can’t get in touch with the damn thing. It comes, leaves off its load and goes on - there’s no contact between us and it.’
‘It’s a machine,’ Perine said excitedly. ‘It’s dead - blind and deaf.’
‘But it’s in contact with the outside world,’ O’Neill pointed out. ‘There has to be some way to get to it. Specific semantic signals are meaningful to it; all we have to do is find those signals. Rediscover, actually. Maybe half a dozen out of a billion possibilities.’
A low rumble interrupted the three men. They glanced up, wary and alert. The time had come.
‘Here it is,’ Perine said. ‘Okay, wise guy, let’s see you make one single change in its routine.’
The truck was massive, rumbling under its tightly packed load. In many ways, it resembled conventional human-operated transportation vehicles, but with one exception - there was no driver’s cabin. The horizontal surface was a loading stage, and the part that would normally be the headlights and radiator grill was a fibrous spongelike mass of receptors, the limited sensory apparatus of this mobile utility extension.
Aware of the three men, the truck slowed to a halt, shifted gears and pulled on its emergency brake. A moment passed as relays moved into action; then a portion of the loading surface tilted and a cascade of heavy cartons spilled down onto the roadway. With the objects fluttered a detailed inventory sheet.
‘You know what to do,’ O’Neill said rapidly. ‘Hurry up, before it gets out of here.’
Expertly, grimly, the three men grabbed up the deposited cartons and ripped the protective wrappers from them. Objects gleamed: a binocular microscope, a portable radio, heaps of plastic dishes, medical supplies, razor blades, clothing, food. Most of the shipment, as usual, was food. The three men systematically began smashing objects. In a few minutes, there was nothing but a chaos of debris littered around them.
‘That’s that,’ O’Neill panted, stepping back. He fumbled for his checksheet. ‘Now let’s see what it does.’
The truck had begun to move away; abruptly it stopped and backed toward them. Its receptors had taken in the fact that the three men had demolished the dropped-off portion of the load. It spun in a grinding half circle and came around to face its receptor bank in their direction. Up went its antenna; it had begun communicating with the factory. Instructions were on the way.
A second, identical load was tilted and shoved off the truck.
‘We failed,’ Perine groaned as a duplicate inventory sheet fluttered after the new load. ‘We destroyed all that stuff for nothing.’
‘What now?’ Morrison asked O’Neill. ‘What’s the next strategem on our board?’
‘Give me a hand.’ O’Neill grabbed up a carton and lugged it back to the truck. Sliding the carton onto the platform, he turned for another. The other two men followed clumsily after him. They put the load back onto the truck. As the truck started forward, the last square box was again in place.
The truck hesitated. Its receptors registered the return of its load. From within its works came a low sustained buzzing.
‘This may drive it crazy,’ O’Neill commented, sweating. ‘It went through its operation and accomplished nothing.’
The truck made a short, abortive move toward going on. Then it swung purposefully around and, in a blur of speed, again dumped the load onto the road.
‘Get them!’ O’Neill yelled. The three men grabbed up the cartons and feverishly reloaded them. But as fast as the cartons were shoved back on the horizontal stage, the truck’s grapples tilted them down its far-side ramps and onto the road.
‘No use,’ Morrison said, breathing hard. ‘Water through a sieve.’
‘We’re licked,’ Perine gasped in wretched agreement, ‘like always. We humans lose every time.’
The truck regarded them calmly, its receptors blank and impassive. It was doing its job. The planetwide network of automatic factories was smoothly performing the task imposed on it five years before, in the early days of the Total Global Conflict.
‘There it goes,’ Morrison observed dismal
ly. The truck’s antenna had come down; it shifted into low gear and released its parking brake.
‘One last try,’ O’Neill said. He swept up one of the cartons and ripped it open. From it he dragged a tengallon milk tank and unscrewed the lid. ‘Silly as it seems.’
‘This is absurd,’ Perine protested. Reluctantly, he found a cup among the littered debris and dipped it into the milk. ‘A kid’s game!’
The truck had paused to observe them.
‘Do it,’ O’Neill ordered sharply. ‘Exactly the way we practiced it.’
The three of them drank quickly from the milk tank, visibly allowing the milk to spill down their chins; there had to be no mistaking what they were doing.
As planned, O’Neill was the first. His face twisting in revulsion, he hurled the cup away and violently spat the milk into the road.
‘God’s sake!’ he choked.
The other two did the same; stamping and loudly cursing, they kicked over the milk tank and glared accusingly at the truck.
‘It’s no good!’ Morrison roared.
Curious, the truck came slowly back. Electronic synapses clicked and whirred, responding to the situation; its antenna shot up like a flagpole.
‘I think this is it,’ O’Neill said, trembling. As the truck watched, he dragged out a second milk tank, unscrewed its lid and tasted the contents. ‘The same!’ he shouted at the truck. ‘It’s just as bad!’
From the truck popped a metal cylinder. The cylinder dropped at Morrison’s feet; he quickly snatched it up and tore it open.
STATE NATURE OF DEFECT
The instruction sheets listed rows of possible defects, with neat boxes by each; a punch-stick was included to indicate the particular deficiency of the product.
‘What’ll I check?’ Morrison asked. ‘Contaminated? Bacterial? Sour? Rancid? Incorrectly labeled? Broken? Crushed? Cracked? Bent? Soiled?’
Thinking rapidly, O’Neill said, ‘Don’t check any of them. The factory’s undoubtedly ready to test and resample. It’ll make its own analysis and then ignore us.’ His face glowed as frantic inspiration came. ‘Write in that blank at the bottom. It’s an open space for further data.’
‘Write what?’
O’Neill said, ‘Write: the product is thoroughly pizzled.’
‘What’s that?’ Perine demanded, baffled.
‘Write it! It’s a semantic garble - the factory won’t be able to understand it. Maybe we can jam the works.’
With O’Neill’s pen, Morrison carefully wrote that the milk was pizzled. Shaking his head, he resealed the cylinder and returned it to the truck. The truck swept up the milk tanks and slammed its railing tidily into place. With a shriek of tires, it hurtled off. From its slot, a final cylinder bounced; the truck hurriedly departed, leaving the cylinder lying in the dust.
O’Neill got it open and held up the paper for the others to see.
A FACTORY REPRESENTATIVE
WILL BE SENT OUT.
BE PREPARED TO SUPPLY COMPLETE DATA
ON PRODUCT DEFICIENCY.
For a moment, the three men were silent. Then Perine began to giggle. ‘We did it. We contacted it. We got across.’
‘We sure did,’ O’Neill agreed. ‘It never heard of a product being pizzled.’
Cut into the base of the mountains lay the vast metallic cube of the Kansas City factory. Its surface was corroded, pitted with radiation pox, cracked and scarred from the five years of war that had swept over it. Most of the factory was buried subsurface, only its entrance stages visible. The truck was a speck rumbling at high speed toward the expanse of black metal. Presently an opening formed in the uniform surface; the truck plunged into it and disappeared inside. The entrance snapped shut.
‘Now the big job remains,’ O’Neill said. ‘Now we have to persuade it to close down operations - to shut itself off.’
II
Judith O’Neill served hot black coffee to the people sitting around the living room. Her husband talked while the others listened. O’Neill was as close to being an authority on the autofac system as could still be found.
In his own area, the Chicago region, he had shorted out the protective fence of the local factory long enough to get away with data tapes stored in its posterior brain. The factory, of course, had immediately reconstructed a better type of fence. But he had shown that the factories were not infallible.
‘The Institute of Applied Cybernetics,’ O’Neill explained, ‘had complete control over the network. Blame the war. Blame the big noise along the lines of communication that wiped out the knowledge we need. In any case, the Institute failed to transmit its information to us, so we can’t transmit our information to the factories - the news that the war is over and we’re ready to resume control of industrial operations.’
‘And meanwhile,’ Morrison added sourly, ‘the damn network expands and consumes more of our natural resources all the time.’
‘I get the feeling,’ Judith said, ‘that if I stamped hard enough, I’d fall right down into a factory tunnel. They must have mines everywhere by now.’
‘Isn’t there some limiting injunction?’ Perine asked nervously. ‘Were they set up to expand indefinitely?’
‘Each factory is limited to its own operational area,’ O’Neill said, ‘but the network itself is unbounded. It can go on scooping up our resources forever. The Institute decided it gets top priority; we mere people come second.’
‘Will there be anything left for us?’ Morrison wanted to know.
‘Not unless we can stop the network’s operations. It’s already used up half a dozen basic minerals. Its search teams are out all the time, from every factory, looking everywhere for some last scrap to drag home.’
‘What would happen if tunnels from two factories crossed each other?’
O’Neill shrugged. ‘Normally, that won’t happen. Each factory has its own special section of our planet, its own private cut of the pie for its exclusive use.’
‘But it could happen.’
‘Well, they’re raw material-tropic; as long as there’s anything left, they’ll hunt it down.’ O’Neill pondered the idea with growing interest. ‘It’s something to consider. I suppose as things get scarcer—’
He stopped talking. A figure had come into the room; it stood silently by the door, surveying them all.
In the dull shadows, the figure looked almost human. For a brief moment, O’Neill thought it was a settlement latecomer. Then, as it moved forward, he realized that it was only quasi-human: a functional upright biped chassis, with datareceptors mounted at the top, effectors and proprioceptors mounted in a downward worm that ended in floor-grippers. Its resemblance to a human being was testimony to nature’s efficiency; no sentimental imitation was intended.
The factory representative had arrived.
It began without preamble. ‘This is a data-collecting machine capable of communicating on an oral basis. It contains both broadcasting and receiving apparatus and can integrate facts relevant to its line of inquiry.’
The voice was pleasant, confident. Obviously it was a tape, recorded by some Institute technician before the war. Coming from the quasi-human shape, it sounded grotesque; O’Neill could vividly imagine the dead young man whose cheerful voice now issued from the mechanical mouth of this upright construction of steel and wiring.
‘One word of caution,’ the pleasant voice continued. ‘It is fruitless to consider this receptor human and to engage it in discussions for which it is not equipped. Although purposeful, it is not capable of conceptual thought; it can only reassemble material already available to it.’
The optimistic voice clicked out and a second voice came on. It resembled the first, but now there were no intonations or personal mannerisms. The machine was utilizing the dead man’s phonetic speech-pattern for its own communication.
‘Analysis of the rejected product,’ it stated, ‘shows no foreign elements or noticeable deterioration. The product meets the continual testing-standards empl
oyed throughout the network. Rejection is therefore on a basis outside the test area; standards not available to the network are being employed.’
‘That’s right,’ O’Neill agreed. Weighing his words with care, he continued, ‘We found the milk substandard. We want nothing to do with it. We insist on more careful output.’
The machine responded presently. ‘The semantic content of the term “pizzled” is unfamiliar to the network. It does not exist in the taped vocabulary. Can you present a factual analysis of the milk in terms of specific elements present or absent?’
‘No,’ O’Neill said warily; the game he was playing was intricate and dangerous.’ “Pizzled” is an overall term. It can’t be reduced to chemical constituents.’
‘What does “pizzled” signify?’ the machine asked. ‘Can you define it in terms of alternate semantic symbols?’
O’Neill hesitated. The representative had to be steered from its special inquiry to more general regions, to the ultimate problem of closing down the network. If he could pry it open at any point, get the theoretical discussion started …
‘ “Pizzled,” ‘ he stated, ‘means the condition of a product that is manufactured when no need exists. It indicates the rejection of objects on the grounds that they are no longer wanted.’
The representative said, ‘Network analysis shows a need of high-grade pasteurized milk-substitute in this area. There is no alternate source; the network controls all the synthetic mammary-type equipment in existence.’ It added, ‘Original taped instructions describe milk as an essential to human diet.’
O’Neill was being outwitted; the machine was returning the discussion to the specific. ‘We’ve decided,’ he said desperately, ‘that we don’t want any more milk. We’d prefer to go without it, at least until we can locate cows.’
‘That is contrary to the network tapes,’ the representative objected. ‘There are no cows. All milk is produced synthetically.’
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