Vorpal Blade votsb-2

by John Ringo

  “The boat could come out of warp,” Bill said, his eyes closing in thought. “Hell, the damned sphere could get pulled out of the mag field. It’ll take the shock, but…”

  “I would advise going carefully,” Mimi said. “Especially around the bow shock.” She nodded to the captain and then walked out of the compartment whereupon the COB let one of the other mission specialists into the conn.

  “I’m starting to figure out why she’s along,” the captain said.

  “Yes, sir,” Bill replied.

  “You know each other,” the CO said.

  “I was there the night she walked in out of the middle of ground zero at UCF with that thing on her shoulder,” Bill said. “Her whole world destroyed, her home destroyed, her mother dead, and calm as you please. Shortly thereafter I think I went to the place Tuffy comes from. And I’d say that it’s the strangest place in the universe, were it even in the universe.”

  “XO has the con,” the CO said.

  “XO has the con,” the XO repeated.

  “Join me in my office, Commander,” the CO said.

  “Sir.”

  They climbed up a ladder on the port side of the conn and down the narrow corridor to the CO’s office. The CO crossed it and flopped down behind his desk, waving at a chair.

  “Bill, explain to me this thing with gravi… What she said.”

  “Gravitational standing waves,” Bill replied. “You’ve been through a cut in the intercoastal in a small boat, sir?”

  “Yes,” the CO said, frowning.

  “Well, when the tide’s running…” Bill said.

  “Oh, you get standing waves,” the CO said, nodding. “I’ve seen ’em run ten feet sometimes. So the boat’s going to go up and down?”

  “These are going to be going more like… back and forth,” Bill said, frowning and looking at the overhead. “I think. I’ve seen the theory but until Mimi pointed it out I wasn’t concerned about it. The gravity out here is so diffuse that big standing waves were, I thought, unlikely. But I think I can see where she’s deriving her theory from. If the conditions in the interstellar medium are significantly different than around a star…”

  The CO waited for about thirty seconds, then cleared his throat.

  “Sorry, sir,” Bill said, looking at his commander and grinning. “I’d need to sit down and do some serious calculations to figure out if Mimi’s off or not. But off the top I can see where she’s coming from. If they are high, it’s going to make the bow shock an interesting place. They’re going to be more or less stationary, so there may be odd material caught in them. The stellar equivalent of flotsam and jetsam.”

  “You get in an area that has possibly damaging material, you slow down,” the CO said. “We get out there and engage the normal space drive. Take it slow.”

  “Hmm…” Bill said, wincing. “Top velocity in normal space is three and a half kilometers per second, sir. Three point five kkps.”

  “That’s always bugged me,” the CO said. “If we continually accelerate, we can go faster, right?”

  “Materials, sir,” Bill replied, frowning. “Do you want us to sustain a relativistic impact?”

  “Relativistic…” the CO said. “Apparently, I’m going to ask a dumb question. What is a… ?”

  “If we keep accelerating things get… bad, sir,” Bill replied. “We can continue accelerating, stopping for chill-downs from time to time, as long as our fuel holds out. And with our acceleration we’ll get… very fast very quickly. However, long before we consume much of our quarkium, we’ll get up into largish fractions of light speed. Just our top end of three thousand five hundred kps is enough of a fraction to make me wince. It’s about fifty times the fastest spacecraft Earth’s ever launched and about point zero one two light speed. But the problem is that space isn’t totally empty. There are small bits all over, micrometeorites, that we’re running into even now: the bow of the boat has armoring and micrometeorite blankets on it; that absorbs most of the impacts. However, if we get up to serious fractions of light speed, a real ‘intermediate speed’ when we’re talking about the distance from the sun to Jupiter, those impacts stop being survivable. Newton starts to make way for Einstein and energy release stops being purely kinetic and starts getting… relativistic. Think nukes instead of rocks. Up close to the speed of light, if we hit something the size of a pea we’ll be a smear of photons spread over an area the size of the solar system. Not to mention when we get back home our clocks will be so off we’ll never be able to figure out what time Jeopardy is on. But that’s another discussion…”

  “Time dilation I’ve got,” the CO said. “As we get up to fractions of light speed, our time slows down compared to the rest of the universe. Einstein said it was so and I heard there were some experiments that have proved it. Oh, hell. And mass increases. So that pea, since it’s going at a relative fraction of light speed, would be like—”

  “Running into a planet,” Bill said, nodding. “As velocity increases, gets into relativistic range, time slows, mass increases. It also means the faster we go, the harder it is to go faster, since our own mass increases. Thirty-five isn’t a speed limit, it’s more of a guideline. But it’s a pretty good guideline, sir.

  “The point is, sir, I’m not sure what you mean by… ‘out there,’ but if you mean we stop at approximately two astronomical units from the perceived trouble area, which itself is going to be something on the order of ten AUs wide, at 3.5 kkps it will take us fifty-one hundred thousand seconds to do the approach, which is—”

  “A lot of minutes,” the CO said, frowning. “Hours.”

  “Thirty six hundred seconds in an hour,” Bill said. “Two hours to do the approach. That’s not bad. But it will take fourteen to do the full crossing. We can cross light years in that time. And if we’re damaged coming back… Fourteen hours might be more hours than we have.”

  “So we hit it at Warp One and hope for the best,” the CO said.

  “I’m not sure what else we can do, sir,” Bill replied. “I do suspect, however, that the major issue will be in the area of the bow shock. So once we do this sampling… Probably when we enter a system it should be away from the bow shock.”

  “Effects,” the captain said.

  “The waves are going to create shearing stress. I’m not sure what the drive is going to do in those conditions, frankly, but we should probably warn the crew of the possibility of unusual maneuvers…”

  “Grapp, I’m getting whacked,” Hattelstad said, looking at the clock on the bulkhead. “Four more hours.”

  “We’re on twelve on, twelve off schedules,” Jaenisch said as they made their way to the armory. “Two platoons up at a time, one down. We’re the last platoon to go down. Sorry about that. I know you had a bad night.”

  “Not a problem,” Berg said. “I can hang.”

  “Hey, Josh,” Jaen said as they entered the armory.

  The armorer was a corporal, very tall, about six-six if Berg was right, and skinny. He also looked… odd. It was something about the way he stood. His name tag read “Lyle.”

  “Hey, Jaen,” the armorer said in what was barely a whisper. “This Two-Gun?”

  “Yeah,” Jaen said, grinning. “But he promises he’s not going to go all mojo on us in combat.”

  “I laid in a spare set of M-96s just in case,” the armorer said, smiling lopsidedly. It seemed as if one side of his face didn’t work quite properly. “You’ll be wanting your guns.”

  “That we would,” Jaen said. “Want help?”

  “Got it,” the armorer said, limping away from the window. When he came back he was hefting an eight-barrel Gatling gun in either hand. He set the massive weapons on the counter as if they weighed no more than a .22. Then he went back and came out with a heavy automatic cannon.

  “You’ve got the other Gatling,” Sergeant Jaenisch said, checking the serial numbers and setting one of the guns on his shoulder. “See ya, Josh.”

  “Go get ’em,” the ar
morer said, grinning. “And I’m serious. I’ve got two official .455s for old Two-Gun here when he wants them.”

  “Thanks,” Berg said, picking up the other Gatling. “If I need them, you’ll be the second person to find out.”

  “What’s with the armorer?” he asked when they’d cleared the compartment.

  “Broke his grapping back in a Humvee rollover,” Hattelstad answered. “Spent two years in rehab. They said he’d never walk again. He could have taken a full medical but he went through rehab then did a maulkload of paperwork to get back in.”

  “Grapp,” Berg said. “I guess I’ll just overlook any little oddities. He reminded me of Lurch, though.”

  “Thus his team name,” Sergeant Jaenisch said. “But you only use it if you’re allowed.”

  “Clear,” Berg said.

  The only compartment large enough to work on the Wyvern systems was the missile compartment. It wasn’t exactly crowded with Marines, but there were quite a few when they got there. They found an out-of-the-way corner, port aft, and settled down to some serious weapons cleaning.

  “You know an M-675?” Jaenisch asked.

  “I qualified in it when I Wyvern qualled,” Berg said. “Then again at FOT. About the only thing I haven’t trained on is the Mark Fives.”

  “We’ll get you fitted tomorrow,” Jaen said. “It’s scheduled. Then we’ll run you though the simulator. You’re going to have priority on that, so you can avoid most of the dickbeating for a couple of days.”

  “We’ve got maulk to do unless they find a planet that’s worth checking out on the ground,” Hattelstad said.

  “Hey, guys,” Crowley said from where his team was working on their guns. “You hear there’s an alien onboard?”

  “Sure,” Jaen said, easily. “Tchar in engineering. I mean he comes through the missile bay twice a day at least.”

  “No, I mean a real alien,” Crowley said. “Some sort of talking spider that rides around on one of the mission spec’s shoulder! And, that mission spec? She can’t be more than twelve but man is she hot!”

  “Twelve will get you twenty, Crow,” Hattelstad said. “On the other hand, the linguist? Oh, my God.”

  “Huh?” Berg said.

  “The science team,” Jaen explained. “It’s mixed. Only two women, though, so if we get stranded it’s going to be drawing straws time. And I seriously hope I get the linguist straw. Cute as hell. The bio lady, though, well…”

  “She’s not bad,” Hatt said. “But she’s black and in her forties. Sort of rode hard and put up wet. But the linguist is a grapping fox.”

  “I hear she’s weird as hell, though,” Crowley said. “Like nuts weird.”

  “Can’t be nuts and be on a sub,” Jaen said placidly.

  “We don’t deal with the scientists, huh?” Berg asked.

  “Nope,” Hatt replied. “Not until we land. SF does all the mixing, lucky bastards.”

  “There’s not a designated linguist team,” Jaen pointed out. “There’s a designated bio team and geo, but no linguist team. So who’s gonna cover her pretty backside if we find aliens for her to talk to?”

  “Some officer,” Hatt said. “Face it, we’re not going to get near her. I don’t even know her name.”

  “Surely there’s a roster,” Berg said. “Look it up.”

  “Like I have time?”

  “You said we’re going to be dickbeating most of the cruise.”

  “Top’s inventive at ways to keep us from getting bored,” Jaenisch said.

  “That sounds ominous,” Berg said.

  “It was meant to.”

  “All hands. All hands,” the 1-MC announced. “Secure all gear and noncritical personnel.”

  “Maulk,” Hattelstad said. “That’s us. What the grapp? We just drew these things!”

  “And now we turn them back in,” Jaenisch replied. “Welcome to the Space Mushrooms.”

  “Lost me,” Berg said, rapidly putting his Gatling back together.

  “Mushrooms,” Hattelstad said, sliding the breach into the cannon. “They keep us in the dark and feed us horsemaulk all day.”

  “Ah.”

  “Hey, Josh, what the grapp?” Jaenisch asked when they got back to the armory.

  “No grapping clue,” the armorer whispered. “Heard a rumor that we’re on some sort of collision course.”

  “Oh, just grapping great,” Hattelstad said.

  “I didn’t say I believed it,” Lyle snapped. “I think it was Lujan spreading the worst rumor he could think of. You believe Drago?”

  “Not on a bet,” Hattelstad admitted, handing over his cannon.

  It had taken nearly fifteen minutes for them to get to the counter and they had to make their way through the crowd to their racks.

  “There’s a ship info channel,” Jaenisch said, then paused and cursed. “But of course they haven’t posted anything!”

  “Attention on deck!” somebody yelled.

  “At ease,” the CO said, cutting through the bustle. “Stay in your racks. There is an unforeseen problem with exiting the system. Maybe. The captain is taking the precaution of locking everything down. In the event of a serious problem, seal your bunks. On-duty crew are going to suits. You’ve got ten hours of air in your bunk systems. Even if we sustain a full-scale breach, you’ll be fine. Just hunker down and listen to music. Hopefully, nothing will happen. But if it does, we’re still good. That’s all.”

  “Like the CO said, there’s a possible problem,” Top said as the CO exited the compartment. “If anybody wants the physics, I can explain it. Sort of. But if the theory is right, it’s going to be like going through a bad storm. Just hold on and puke into your bags. So let me get an attitude check.”

  “Grapp this!” most of the Marines shouted.

  “Let me get a positive attitude check!”

  “Positively grapp this!”

  “Let me get a negative attitude check!”

  “I am not joining the grapping Space Marines!”

  “Oorah!” the first sergeant said, grinning. “Seal ’em up, boyos, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!”

  “Approaching the bow shock,” the XO said.

  The conn personnel had put on their ship suits. Unlike the EVA suits, which were traditional “space” suits, the ship suits were leopard suits that fit like a glove. They were designed simply to permit the ship personnel to survive in the event there was a full scale pressure breach. Damage control personnel were fitted with “real” space suits.

  The helmets of the leopard suits were hinged back so that they could be donned rapidly in the event of an emergency. But barring serious conditions, the CO never ordered them donned. They really tended to slow down communications.

  “Slow to Warp One,” the CO replied, then grinned. “God, I love saying that. And you were right, Commander Weaver, it is rather spectacular.”

  Once the sampling on Saturn was done, the run to the heliopause had taken about forty minutes.

  The bow shock, this close up, was rather spectacular. The area captured a mass of hydrogen and helium along with charged particles from the interstellar cosmic rays and interfiltered solar wind. The charged particles excited the atoms of hydrogen and helium into a broad spread fluorescence that lit up the forward viewscreens.

  “XO, make an announcement that we’re entering the bow-shock zone and the ship may experience some turbulence,” the former fighter pilot said. “Tray tables and seat backs should be upright.”

  The announcement had just been made when the first wave hit.

  “Wow,” the XO said, grabbing a stanchion. “What in the hell was that?”

  It had felt as if they had turned sideways, but the boat remained “upright.”

  “Standing wave,” Bill said. “That was the first one.”

  The crew had been briefed that there might be some unusual effects and warned of the possibility of damage. But that was different from experiencing the effects.

  “Whoa,” the CO said, s
haking his head. He’d installed himself in his command chair and now brought up his chicken straps, buckling himself in. “XO, all hands, brace. That last one was—”

  “Holy maulk!” Weaver shouted as the world seemed to buck. He slid into his chart table, then started to slide back. In the distance there was a crash as some equipment that had been improperly stowed spun across a compartment. “That was at least a G, sir!”

  “Drop out of—” The words from the CO were too late as the boat suddenly seemed to twist. The grav wave stretched everything in the boat, pulling forward and aft and creating a miniature tidal effect even on the human body, pushing blood into the head and feet. On the boat, and the engine, it had much worse effects.

  Berg hunted through the menu on the computer until he found what he was looking for.

  “Hey, Jaen,” he said.

  “You found the communicator,” Jaen said. “What you got?”

  “How do I ask Top about the physics?” Berg asked.

  “You’re serious?” Sergeant Jaenisch said. “You ask Top about the physics some time when we’re not talking about the ship coming apart. Clear, Marine?”

  “Clear, Sergeant,” Berg said. “Sorry.”

  “Not a problem,” Jaen replied. “Just sit tight and—”

  “All hands! All hands! Prepare for bow-shock entry.”

  “What in the hell… ?” Jaen said.

  “Shiny, we’re going into the bow shock,” Berg said happily.

  “What in the hell is a bow shock?” Jaen asked.

  “Aw, hell,” Berg said. “There’s probably an explanation on the system. Is there a way to look out?”

  “Look it up, Two-Gun,” Jaenisch said, then gasped. “Whoa! What in the hell was that?”

  “Maulk,” Berg said. “That was a—”

  Then the second wave hit and he stopped talking. All he could do at first was hang onto his position by bracing against the door and bulkhead. But as the ship went into what felt like flips, he could feel his stomach, normally cast-iron, start to flip with it.

  “Oh, God,” Berg moaned, fumbling for the puke bag compartment. “I’m sooo tired of thisss!”

  It tasted like a soprano note.