ADULTING
NEHARIKA GUPTA
For my parents
Contents
1 Talk to Me About Literature
– TEJAS –
2 Ideal Delhi Girl
– AISHA –
3 Love Gaps
– RUHI –
4 Gritty and Indie
– TEJAS –
5 Better Ugly Than Dead
– AISHA –
6 In My Feelings
– RUHI –
7 Dashing Misfit of a Writer
– TEJAS –
8 I Woke Up Like This
– AISHA –
9 A Lady Doesn’t Kiss and Tell
– RUHI –
10 Under Pressure
– TEJAS –
11 Finesse
– AISHA –
12 I Knew You Were Trouble
– RUHI –
13 Closer
– TEJAS –
14 Delicate
– AISHA –
15 Bitch
– RUHI –
16 Tainted Love
– TEJAS –
17 Timepass
– AISHA –
18 Bored Games
– RUHI –
19 Hot, Cold & Hot Again
– TEJAS –
20 All Time Low
– AISHA –
21 (You Drive Me) Crazy
– RUHI –
22 Ghosts of Writings Past
– TEJAS –
23 Monster in the Mirror
– AISHA –
24 Sorry Not Sorry
– RUHI –
25 Dazed & Confused
– TEJAS –
26 Irony of a looking glass
– AISHA –
27 A Real Sweet Life
– RUHI –
Acknowledgments
About the Book
About the Author
Copyright
1
Talk to Me About Literature
– TEJAS –
Saturday, 23 May
Today is the beginning of the rest of my life. Three years of traipsing around the continent and I’ve written a book even I would love to read. It’s not everyday that a Delhi University dropout ends up writing a book that publishers bid for. A good book, not a vapid love story. These characters are based on real people, people I’ve met and loved and known, and more than that, it’s a story that’s universal: one of heartache.
It was skewed but I smiled.
I smiled at everyone around, whoever was here for my book. We were at a place called Social, in Hauz Khas Village, for my book launch. The entire joint was full of people I didn’t know. We were all here, celebrating.
‘Tejas! Can you hear me? I need your help,’ Ruhi said, beckoning me towards the loo, beside a slumped-over girl in an evening dress. Half of Ruhi’s long brown hair was tied up, the other half swinging loose. She looked like her usual elfish self, even in the body-hugging skirt which, it seemed, her mother had picked out for her. More of a ponytail-and-jeans type of girl, she had paired her outfit with shiny sneakers. Ruhi’s cheeks were flushed and she pushed her glasses up; they had a tendency to keep slipping down her tiny nose.
‘This is Aisha,’ Ruhi said, pointing down.
‘Nice to meet you, Aisha,’ I said to her as she lolled her head forward.
‘Please don’t joke right now, okay?’ Ruhi said. ‘We need to help her. She isn’t waking up. How drunk are you?’
‘Not at all. I’m enjoying this too much sober.’ It was true, I was watching people who didn’t read for nuts make fools of themselves, trying to talk to me about literature.
‘Let’s get her to a hospital,’ Ruhi said. ‘She said she wasn’t going to drink tonight. Something else is up, okay? Please.’
‘Everyone says that, including me. Who is she?’
‘Aisha Oberoi, the new social media manager at Litracy. We’ve been working together a week now. She officially starts on Monday.’
‘Ruhi, you hardly know her. She’s not your concern, man. Leave it alone.’
‘Tejas. You’d do the same for me, wouldn’t you? Please! She’s a friend. It’s going to be a while before your speech anyway. I’ll allow you to cut it short. How about you just read from the book and don’t talk about it?’
‘Oh hell,’ I said. ‘You drive a good bargain. Fine, Ruhi. Grab her bag.’ I wasn’t used to addressing crowds, anything to make that easier was okay with me. I lifted the girl and put her on my shoulder. She was even lighter than she looked.
‘Lead the way.’
Ruhi led me to the exit avoiding the prying eyes of the party guests, or Farah, I figured. Ani approached us seeing us heading out. Ruhi told her the situation and Ani said she would help delay things a bit. Ani – or Anandita Sharma – was the head of PR. She was good at her job and got things done but one wouldn’t want to get on her bad side. I hoped she wouldn’t spill to Farah.
‘It was a good launch, Ruhi. The first half hour, at least,’ I said, when we were buckled up in the car. Aisha was stretched out in the back of my Audi. ‘You should go back. This is your event.’
‘Our event,’ Ruhi said. ‘Ani will help explain things to Farah. I can’t spend another minute defending myself for my tiniest of decisions.’
‘You still call her that?’
‘She thinks it’s modern.’
‘Sounds like her. Funny how we both are the nexus of this event but want to get away from it.’
‘It’s best we take a little breather. It’ll be a long night,’
Ruhi said.
‘I’ll make something up for Farah,’ I said. ‘To take the heat off you.’
Farah was the editor-in-chief at White Dog Books, Delhi’s biggest publishing house. She was also Ruhi’s mother. Litracy, as in Litracy, was White Dog’s imprint featuring up-and-coming contemporary writing, like my novel, Carnival of Dreams .
Litracy was Ruhi’s baby. She had the sole responsibility of signing on authors, overseeing the editing, art and production.
She ran it like a startup, there were coffee machines, bean bags and fridges stocked with Red Bull and beer. Indeed it was full of some of the brightest, most creative people in town. She had free rein and did brilliantly for herself, but her mother kept a close
eye on her. Too close. Ruhi had been groomed for being Farah’s successor since school. This was a test.
Farah made Ruhi’s life hell, or rather Ruhi let her, in exchange for Litracy, a barter of power between mother and daughter, the traditional and the new. A father figure was not in the picture, having passed away when Ruhi was three. Ruhi would have to put her foot down at some point, lest Farah’s rule became draconian, which it was dangerously close to.
‘Social media huh?’ I asked, glancing at Aisha’s face in the rearview mirror.
‘She was a real find. I came across her here in Hauz Khas, putting a blog post together. She is one of Delhi’s most iconic influencers. Her lifestyle blog is going viral online.’
‘Ah, that’s why she looks familiar. I read about her. Very Delhi Girl or something.’
‘ Every Delhi Girl .’
‘Doesn’t she have anyone to take care of her?’
‘I couldn’t spot the people she came with,’ Ruhi said, pushing her glasses up again, checking her phone for the tenth time.
‘So what’s the deal with her? She single?’
‘Tejas! She’s unconscious.’
‘I’m sure she’s okay. I mean, she’s famous-ish, like me, so just asking, you know ... who she moves with.’
‘Bloggers, designers, fashion entrepreneurs, people like that.’
‘Good for you, it will lessen the burden of the world for you a bit. Good for me?’
‘I have no doubt. Here we are,’ I said, pulling up at the emergency wing of the hospital. Attendants came out and helped us take Aisha in.
‘I’m going to call Farah. You go on ahead. And bring back some gauze,’ I said, looking at my phone. ‘I need to call Farah, I have four missed calls from her already’.
‘Small accident,’ I explained on the phone. ‘I cut myself on some glass. No I wasn’t drinking. Back in fifteen minutes. Yes, Ruhi’s with me. She drove me here.’
Ruhi came out. ‘Here,’ she said, handing me the gauze.
‘What’s the situation inside?’ I asked.
‘Don’t ask. She’s waking up now. She hadn’t eaten all day. She has an awful bump on her head and they want to check for a concussion. I was going to introduce her to Farah tonight, but that will have to wait.’
‘Ruhi! We’re here because some bimbo has been starving herself all day? Now I get why Farah insists on babying you all the time.’
‘Shut up, Tejas. Leave my mother out of this. You’d have done the same thing in my place. And you don’t know Aisha, okay? We really connect,’ Ruhi said, turning away, sniffling. ‘Is it so terrible of me to think of someone other than you for five minutes? This entire night was for you. I worked so hard, everything worked out perfectly. It’s going to be a great launch.’
‘It is.’
I held her. No one was around. I kissed her – a taboo in Delhi, at least when on the road.
I was extremely fond of Ruhi. She adored me to the point of insanity, and was a marvellous editor. I couldn’t have asked for more during the six months I spent on nerve-wracking rewrites.
Pity we had to keep it from her mother and the entire office.
Sunday, 24 May
After a month of sitting at my computer with nothing to write, I had a damn good confidence boost after my launch last night. It was the pickup I’ d been looking for. I began working on a romance as soon as I got home. Love really seems to get the crowds going these days. I’m not sure what to add though, maybe a historical setting or a murder? This cootchie-coo drama is not really my thing.
Eight hours of scribbling and playing with storylines and I was wide awake. I wasn’t groggy at all and I decided to visit the hospital to give Aisha her bag. I found it in the car when I was returning home from Social last night and Ruhi had asked me to drop it by her and Farah’s place in Noida or the hospital.
The hospital was closer and I wanted to save my day for writing.
I was in Aisha’s room now. I looked at her black dress, carefully folded on the side, next to a shaving mirror. Minute snores escaped her mouth, now devoid of the pink lipstick from the night before.
Rubbing her eyes, she took a while to remember where she was, and she was startled to see me.
‘Hey, hey it’s me. I – I’m the writer with Litracy. I was just leaving.’
‘You ... Tejas. Ruhi’s boyfriend,’ she mumbled, reaching for the shaving mirror by her bed.
‘You know’.
‘It’s my job to know’. She smiled, wincing as she prodded the nasty bruise on her forehead.
‘That looks painful.’
‘Why are you here? Are you one of those writers who overshares and posts too much personal info on social media?’
‘Hell no, I don’t use social media if I can help it.’
She shook open the bun on top of her head. Black, gold and light-brown locks cascaded down to her elbows. She tousled her hair over the bruise. Even in the green hospital gown she was stunning. No wonder all of Delhi had fallen in love with her.
‘This’ – I pointed at her purse, a little explosion of pink, no bigger than my palm – ‘We left it in the car when we came to drop you’.
‘Oh. Why did you wrap it in newspaper?’
‘Uh, I had to walk by a lot of people to get to your room,’ I said, to Aisha’s amusement. ‘I’m glad I’m making you feel better.’
‘I missed the entire launch. How was it then, up to your standards?’ Aisha asked.
‘If it were up to me, I wouldn’t be addressing an audience at all. But decent, I guess.’
‘What are you writing?’ she said, pointing at my Moleskine. ‘You carry that around?’
‘Yes. Musings.’
‘What now?’
‘Observations and thoughts. Notes. I take them all the time.’
‘Thoughts. Even we have those,’ Aisha said. ‘Though the rest of us don’t get paid to think, unfortunately’.
‘But you do. Aren’t you my social ehmm–’
‘Social Media Manager’. She raised an eyebrow at me. ‘And it’s not just about Instagramming and Tweeting all day.’
‘I didn’t say anything,’ I said.
‘Oh sure. You thought it.’
‘I guess you get that a lot.’
‘It’s what, eight in the morning? Do you always wake up this early?’
‘Yes.’
‘And write all day?’
‘At times.’
‘Can you–’ She struggled to reach her bag on the table next to her.
‘Here.’
Aisha took out her phone from the bag and began flicking through a photostream, on Instagram, while simultaneously plying me with every question she could think of.
‘Do you have friends?’
‘Of course.’
‘I didn’t see any last night.’
‘It’s not their scene.’
‘Where are your parents?’
‘London.’
This got her attention. ‘Nice. Mine travel a lot too. So do your parents have property in London or what–’
‘Yes. They switch between there and Delhi. I’ll be going now.
Mail me your questions okay? I don’t like interviews and reporters. It’s very early in the morning and I’m a little hungover’.
‘Hey, no. I’m not trying to spring anything on you. Just getting to know you. I like Ruhi and I’m curious about you. It’s like black and white coming together, you and her. Plus, we’re going to be friends too, obviously. We’ll be working together a lot from now on.’
I must have rolled my eyes because she said, ‘I’m not bad company. I’ve been told people love me.’
‘Sweet nothings.’
‘Excuse me?’
‘It’s what sycophants do. You know, people who flatter’.
‘I know what sycophant means. Are you implying what I think you’re implying? I have plenty of friends who don’t care about the fame.’
‘Sure. So do I.’
‘Stop with the sarcasm. I’m good with people.’
‘That I believe.’
‘Let’s change the subject. How’s your next book coming along?’
‘Okay. I’m halfway through.’ That wasn’t exactly true, though that was what I’d been feeding Ruhi and Farah.
‘What’s it about?’
‘You’ll have to read it to know’.
‘Forever a mystery’, Aisha said. ‘We’ve spent minutes talking.
And I don’t know a single thing about you.’
‘Yes.’
‘Yes? Who talks like that?’
‘I do.’
‘I give up. I’ll just ask Ruhi.’
‘Is that the message Every Delhi Girl wants to give to the masses? Aisha Oberoi: a quitter?’
‘Not by a far stretch of your strange imagination,’ she said.
‘Read my book, the first one. That’s all you’ll ever need to know,’ I said, leaving Aisha to her phone.
At home, it was back to the drawing board for me. I’d promised Litracy a second novel. I’d been up since five trying to chart out a decent plot, and was going nuts. Whatever I came up with was overdone and the words just weren’t coming out right.
It was going to be another torturous day of trying to figure out the plot, and I’d have to drink myself to oblivion yet again and go through my ideas, hoping
a story would stumble out of a drunken haze and fit into the already-crumbling love story.
Whatever happened to those carefree writing days when I wrote Carnival of Dreams with ease.
I was going to be out of time soon. That wouldn’t be good for me or Ruhi. She put all her faith in me, signing me on. A wave of gloom came over me and I poured myself a whiskey.
2
Ideal Delhi Girl
– AISHA –
Sunday, 24 May
What’s on your mind?
Stoked about my new job with @LitracyBooks. Thanks @RuhiSingh for the fab opportunity. Let’s go viral! #WhiteDogBooks #LitracyBooks
#HKV
I have been fake-smiling so much at the hospital staff, it hurts.
Attendants kept barging into my room all night, waking me up, asking if I was okay. Then they would harp on about if there was someone I could call. No, my parents were too busy and no, I couldn’t stand anybody I did know. Not in this state.
As it is, my ex Kartik and his sister Kareena had disappeared during the party. Probably gone to a bar in HKV and gotten drunk.
We had free drinks at the launch, what was the big deal in showing me a modicum of support … where was the love I’d shown their million-and-one ventures? Ruhi got me to the hospital.
Tejas drove me, and came by this morning to return my bag. He doesn’t talk much – I had to pry things out of him – the complete opposite of Ruhi.
The first time I met Ruhi Singh, I thought she was in school, or at the most, first year of college. She was wearing white sneakers with a white t-shirt and jeans. I thought she was an intern at one of those startup types, looking to feature a product on my blog.
Turned out she wanted to hire me. Hard to believe this tiny girl was the force behind Litracy Books. She took me around the Litracy office, an entire floor of a building that had a coffee shop at the ground level and an up-and-coming e-zine on the first floor. We were up on the second floor with fab views of the village and the lake.
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