“You didn’t answer! Giving houseroom to you lot is like having three extra wives…”
With four of us, we could now take a side of the compound each.
Justinus was flailing at heads as they popped up on the fence. “If I were on the outside,” he shouted, ‘my priority would be to rush the gates.”
I swiped a man who peered over at us. “I’m glad you’re in here with us, then. I don’t want attackers who use strategy.”
The green timber had dried out enough to burn now, so we had to spare more time to beating out sparks or we would be roasted. Heat from the blazing tree trunk we had dragged free was making life really difficult. Rather than waiting to pick us off at leisure once the smoke increased, our attackers had the bright idea of setting tire to one of the fence panels. It took at once. A column of smoke poured skywards; it must have been visible for miles. We heard new voices, then the dogs baying once again. Aelianus sucked his teeth involuntarily. Shouts outside heralded some new phase of fighting. I waved at the lads, then we all scrambled over the cart and leapt outside the depot.
We found mayhem a fist tight all over the roadway. I spotted Gaius, being carried around on a pony behind a small girl-Cyprianus’ daughter, Alia. Maybe Gaius had fetched the help. Anyway, he was now riding in circles, letting out war cries. Dog handlers were patrolling the scrimmage, unable to decide where or when to unleash their charges. The men who had ambushed me were dressed in distinguishably in site boots and labourers’ tunics, but they were mainly fair or redheads, favouring long moustaches, whereas the new crowd were dark, swarthy and stubbly chinned. These arrived in small numbers-most labourers had left earlier for the canabae but they saw themselves as Roman support against the British barbarians. The rescue gang were Lupus’ men, opposing those who had worked with Mandumerus. They could all fight and were eager to demonstrate. Both sides were viciously settling old scores.
We joined in. It seemed polite.
We were hard at it, like drunks at a festival, when we heard more shouts above the melee. Trundling and creaking, along came a row of heavy transports, from which Magnus and Cyprianus leapt down in astonishment. The carts had returned from the Marcellinus villa.
This took the passion out of everything. Those of the Britons who could still stagger made off sheepishly. Some of the rest and a few of the overseas group were suffering, though it looked as though there would only be two fatalities the man I disembowelled first, and the other whose legs I had slashed; he was now bleeding to death in the arms of two colleagues. My party were all bruised, and Aelianus’ leg wound must have reopened, adding colour to his bandages. As Cyprianus tore his hair out over the fire damage to the site depot then growled even more when he realised what had happened to some precious stores inside-I recovered my breath then explained how Gaius and I were set upon. Magnus appeared sympathetic, but Cyprianus was angrily kicking a torn-down, smouldering fence panel. He was furious-not least because he now had the Marcellinus material to store, but nowhere secure to keep it.
I nodded at the lads. We made polite farewells. The four of us sauntered, perhaps rather stiffly, back to my suite at the King’s palace.
Then, as we approached the ‘old house’, I saw a man I recognised, shinning up a ladder on the scaffold: Mandumerus.
Nothing for it: my wife, sister, children and female staff were inside that building. Anyway, I was well worked up for action. I reached the building at a run, grasped the wooden ladder and shot up after him. Helena would have said it was typical-one adventure was not enough.
“Go inside and comb your hair, boys. I’D be with you soon,” I roared.
“Mad bugger!” That sounded like Larius.
“Has he got a head for heights?” One of the Camilli.
“He gets squeamish standing on a chair to swat a fly.” I would deal with that rascal later.
There was a working platform at first-storey height, and another up at roof level. I felt perfectly safe climbing aloft to the first one then deeply insecure. “He’s gone all the way up, Falco!” Aelianus was sensibly resting his leg standing back at a distance so he could monitor events and shout advice. I hated being supervised, but if I fell off, I would like to think someone could make out a lucid fatality report. Better anyway than Valla’s: What happened to him? He was a roofer. What do you think happened? He fell off a roof!
Grit rattled through the boarding overhead, showering me in the eye. I came to the second ladder. Mandumerus knew I was after him. I heard him growl under his breath. I had my sword. Faced with light fencing practice, twenty feet above the ground, I shoved the weapon into its scabbard. I wanted both hands free for clinging on.
I saw him now. He laughed at me, then ran lightly ahead, vanishing around the building. Beneath my feet the boards seemed far too flimsy. Gaps in the loose, elderly planks gaped. There was a guard rail of sorts, just a few roughly tied cross-pieces that would snap under the slightest pressure. The whole scaffold had been braced with mere scantling. As I walked, I could feel it bowing gently. My footsteps echoed. Bits of old mortar left un swept on the platform made the going treacherous. Obstructions jutted at intervals, forcing me out from the apparent safety of the house wall. Keeping my eyes fixed ahead, I knocked into an old cement-encrusted bucket; it went bowling off the edge and crashed below. Someone cried out in annoyance. Aelianus, probably. He must be tracking me at ground level.
I turned the corner; sudden sea views distracted me. A gust of wind slammed into me frighteningly. I grabbed the guard rail. Mandumerus crouched, waiting. In one hand he wielded a pick handle. He had hammered a nail into the end of it. Not any old nail, but a huge thing like the nine-inch wonders they use for constructing fortress gatehouses. It would go right through my skull and leave a point the other side long enough to hang a cloak on. And a hat.
He made a feint. I had my knife. Small comfort. He lunged. I swung, but was out of reach. I stabbed the air. He laughed again. He was a big, pale, swollen-bellied brute who suffered from pink-eye and eczema-cracked skin. Scars told me not to mess with him.
I He was coming at me. He filled the width of the platform. With the pick handle flailing from side to side in front of him, I had no clear approach, even if I had dared close with him. He flailed at me; the nail point hit the house and screamed down the stonework, leaving a deep white scratch as it gouged the limestone blocks. I grabbed his arm, but he shook me off and viciously jabbed at me again. I turned to flee, my foot slipped on the boards, my hand grabbed for the rail again and it gave way.
Someone had come up behind me. I was barged to safety against the wall. It knocked the breath out of me. As I scrabbled to regain my footing, someone stepped past, featherlight as a trapeze artiste. Larius. He had a shovel and an expression that said he would use it.
Justinus must have run along at ground level and climbed up by another ladder. I glimpsed him too at our height now, crashing towards us on the scaffold from the far side. He only had bare hands, but his arrival was at high speed. He grasped Mandumerus from behind in a bearhug. Using the surprise, Larius then smashed his
shovel on the brute’s shoulder, forcing him to drop the wood and nail. I fell on top of him and laid my knife on his windpipe.
He threw us all off. Dear gods.
He was back on his feet and now chose to run up the pan tiles He scaled the palace roof at a slant. The tiles began to suffer. Marcellinus must have provided inferior roof battens. (No surprise; the best probably went to his own villa.) Even climbing at an angle away from us, the steep roof pitch told against Mandumerus. He got halfway up, then lost momentum. With nothing to grab, he began to slow down. Then his feet skidded.
“Not a roofer-wrong boots!” chortled Larius. He was setting off to intercept Mandumerus.
“Watch yourself!” I cried. His mother would kill me if he killed himself up here.
Justinus and I inched warily past the section where the guardrail had gone, then followed Larius. The Briton slid slowly down the roof slop
e, in a vertical line towards the three of us. We captured him neatly. He seemed to give up. We were taking him back to the ladder when he broke free again. This time he managed to get his great hands on the giant hook on the pulley rope.
“Not that old trick!” scoffed Larius. ‘Duck!”
The evil claw, made of heavy metal, came hurtling round in a circle at face height. Justinus leapt back. I crouched. Larius simply gripped the rope, just above the hook, as it reached him. Four years playing about on Neapolis villas had left him fearless. He took off and swung. Feet out, he kicked Mandumerus in the throat.
“Larius! You are not nice.”
While I contributed the refined commentary, Justinus rushed past me. He helped my nephew batten onto the man again. Clutching his neck, Mandumerus gave in a second time.
Now we had a problem. Persuading a reluctant captive to descend a ladder is no joke. “You can go down nicely or we’ll throw you off.”
That was a start. We acted as if we meant it while Mandumerus looked as if he didn’t care a damn. I dropped my sword to Aelianus so he could stand guard at the bottom. Larius did gymnastics down the scaffold, then jumped the last six feet. The Briton reached ground level. The ladder must have been merely lent against the scaffold (or else he slipped its ties as he went down). Now he grasped the heavy thing and hauled it away from its position. I had been about to follow him down, so I had to make a jump for safety. He swiped Aelianus and Larius with the ladder and left me dangling from a scaffold pole. Then he threw down the ladder and was gone.
I had no alternative: I sized up the distance to the ground, then as my wrists began to go, I dropped. Luckily, I broke no bones. Larius and I replaced the ladder for Justinus to descend.
The fugitive made it to the end of the garden colonnade. Then two figures appeared unexpectedly, discussing some abstruse design point in the fading light of dusk. I recognised the parties and feared the worst. Yet they turned out to be quite handy. One threw himself headlong in a tackle and brought Mandumerus down: Plancus. Maybe a low lunge to the knees was how he acquired new boyfriends. The other grappled with a garden statue (faun with pan pipes rather hairy, anatomically suspect; dubious musical fingering). He wrested it from off its plinth then dumped the armful on the prone escapee: Strephon.
We cheered enthusiastically.
Being captured by a pair of effete architects hurt Mandumerus’ pride. He subsided, grizzling tears of shame. As he pleaded in crude Latin that he had meant no harm, Strephon and Plancus assumed the high-handed manners of their fine profession. They summoned staff, loudly complained about rowdiness on site, denounced the clerk of works for permitting horseplay on a scaffold and generally enjoyed themselves. We left them to supervise the miscreant’s removal to the lock-up. Thanking them quietly, we continued to our suite.
LIV
maia was alone with my children. She was furious. I could handle that. She was anxious too.
“Where’s everyone?” I meant, where was Helena.
The Camilli and Larius, sensing domestic danger, shuffled off to another room where I could soon hear them trying to repair the damage to their outfits. At least their bruises made them look like men to reckon with.
My sister’s mouth was tight with distaste for yet another stupid situation. She told me Hyspale had gone off with her ‘friend’; he had turned out to be Blandus, the chief painter. Hyspale must have met him when she was hanging around the artists’ habitat, hoping to encounter Larius.
I was disgusted and annoyed. “Blandus should not be entrusted with an unmarried woman-one with limited sense and no experience! Helena allowed that?”
“Helena forbade it,” Maia retorted. “Hyspale sneaked off anyway. When none of you men came back for hours, Helena Justina went after her.” Of course; she would.
“You couldn’t stop her?”
“It’s her freed woman She said she couldn’t leave Hyspale to her fate.”
“I’m surprised you stayed at home,” I scoffed at my sister.
“I would have gone to see the fun!” Maia assured me. “But you have two babes in arms, Marcus. Your nurse is a complete wastrel and since their mother has abandoned them, I’m looking after them.”
I was making preparations. I called out to the others. There was a water flagon on a tray; I drained it. We had no time to rest. No time to wash off the sweat, blood and smells of the dog kennel. I checked my bootstraps and weapons.
“Where did Hyspale and Blandus go?”
“The Rainbow Trout. Hyspale wanted to see the dancer.” To be a woman in the company of the men “Stupenda’ aroused would not be clever. Helena would instinctively understand that. Hyspale had no idea. Hyspale had been nothing but trouble to the pair of us, but Helena made up for the other woman’s complete absence of feeling for danger. “He’ll jump her said Maia bleakly. Nobody needed to tell me that. “And the silly chit will be so surprised.”
I’ll go. Don’t worry.”
“With you in charge?” Maia was now positively caustic. I told myself it was a form of relief since I would have to take the blame.
All my sisters liked to disrupt life with a complete turnaround just when plans had been made. “I’m coming too,” Maia suddenly declared.
“Maia! As you said just now, there are two small children ‘
But it seemed one crisis had forced her to speak out over another. The moment was inconvenient but that never stopped Maia. She gripped my arms, her fingers digging through my tunic sleeves. “Ask yourself then, Marcus! If you feel like this about your children, what about mine? Who is looking after mine, Marcus? Where are they? What condition are they in? Are they frightened? Are they in danger? Are they crying for me?”
I forced myself to listen patiently. The truth was, I did find it odd that Petronius Longus had never sent a single word of what the situation was. He must have made arrangements for my sister’s children with Ma looking after them, probably. I would have expected a letter, at least one that was heavily coded, if not to Maia then to me.
T don’t know what is going on, Maia. I was not in on the plot.”
“The children had help,” Maia insisted. “Helena Justina.” Helena had admitted it. “Petronius Longus.” That was obvious. “You too?” Maia demanded.
“No, really. I knew nothing.”
It was the truth. Maybe my sister believed it. At any rate, she agreed to take care of my two daughters, and she let me go.
It had been a long afternoon, but a much longer evening lay ahead.
LV
the rainbow trout was a dump. I expected that. It stood at the junction of a puddled lane with a frightening alley, just two or three kinks in the road from the town’s south gate. Calling its location a road is a courtesy. However, it did have a set of road-menders installing new cobbles at one end-and the inevitable workmen following them, tearing up the brand-new blocks in order to fiddle with a drain. Civic-amenity management in true Roman style had hit this province.
There was no streetside space where food shops with marble counters could offer food and drink to passers-by. A grubby wall, mainly blank, offered a couple of tiny barred windows too high to see in through. The heavy door stood half open; that passed as a welcome. A petite signboard showed a sad grey fish who would be a waste of pan space. There was no graffiti on any outside the wall, which told us that no one in this neighbourhood could read. In any case, they had cleared the streets. Provincials don’t dally. Why linger to socialise when your province has no meaningful society?
I had the Camilli and Larius with me. We stepped down a couple of uneven treads into a gloomy cavern. It had a warm rank smell: too much to hope this was caused by animals-the people alone were responsible. There was one interior drinking den, with misshapen curtains half concealing filthy anterooms that ran off to the sides like burrows. Quality customers were perhaps reclining in an upstairs gallery, though it seemed unlikely. There was no upstairs.
That was to be rectified. Like everywhere these da
ys, the Rainbow Trout had a facility-improvement programme. It was being extended upwards; so far, percentage progress was zero. A gaping hole in the ceiling marked the spot where a stairway was to be opened up. That was all.
Downstairs offered sparse amenities. Lamps were kept to a minimum. One amphora stood propped in a corner. Covered with dust, it served more as an item of decor than a source of supply. From
the shape, it had only held olives, not wine. A single shelf carried a line of beakers, in odd sizes.
The place was far too quiet. I knew exactly how many labourers worked on our project. Even allowing for stragglers, most were not here. Maybe we were too early for the dancer. Musicians were certainly due to play tonight: on a bench lay a worrying pipe with a skin bag attached, whilst a hand drum was being pattered lethargically by a long-faced laggard dressed in what passed around here for glamour (a dull pinkish tunic edged in unravelling two-tone braid).
Of “Stupenda’ there was no sign. Nor did she have a decent audience. The place should have been packed, with people sitting or even standing on the rectangular tables as well as squashed on every bench. Instead, a handful of men dawdled over their drinks in ones and twos. The most interesting presence was a three-foot-high statue of a Cupid, supposedly bronze, on a plinth in the corner opposite the amphora. The love god had chubby cheeks, a big belly and a sinister fixed expression as he aimed his bow.
“Save us!” muttered Aelianus gloomily. “Sextius must have been touting his tat. The landlord must be an idiot to buy that.”
“Rather a ferocious talking point!“Justinus observed. Instead of an arrow, some wag from the site had provided the naked Eros with a long iron nail in his bow. I made an audit note that nails were disappearing from the palace stores. “Don’t anyone turn your back on this little blighter.”
“You’re safe,” his brother assured him. “He’s supposed to shoot harmless blunt arrows, but we never could make him operate.”
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