“Hawker,” Fitzgerald cried, pulling up a chair. “What have you done to yourself?”
“All part of the plan, Fitz.” Hunter said, motioning the bartender to bring them a bottle. “What’s the latest from St. Louie?”
“Nothing,” Dozer told him. “Not a word since last night.”
Hunter looked plainly worried. “Things are getting worse, fast. We’re going to have to move quickly.”
Fitzgerald almost looked embarrassed. “You know I’ll help as much as I can,” he said. “But I have to at least do it behind the scenes. I can maybe lend you a few ground troops. But I can’t send my Thuds to Football City as much as I’d like to.”
“I understand, Fitz,” Hunter said sincerely. “If capitalism doesn’t survive, what good is it if anything else does?”
“Aye,” Fitzgerald said, a little sadly.
“I would ask you to do me a couple of favors though.”
“Ask away.”
“Well, I’ll need an old plane and a good pilot, one of your guys, to come with me tomorrow night,” Hunter explained.
“You got it.”
“Then, I’d like you to hire out a couple of good fighter-bombers. Free-lancers. Someone who specializes in ground support. Someone we can trust.”
“Got just the team,” Fitz said, smacking his lips. “The Ace Wrecking Company. Two F-4 Phantoms out of Buffalo. Flyboy that goes by the name of Captain Crunch runs them. They’ve helped me out in the past. He won’t chicken out like these other free-lancers.”
“Trustworthy?” Dozer asked.
“Very,” Fitz answered. “Crunch’s real name is O’Malley. His mother and papa are from the Old Sod. He’s a good egg and his guys are top-notch.”
“Okay,” Hunter agreed. “Contract him. Tell him he’s working for me, with the promise of a lot of business down the road.”
“You got it,” Fitz said.
“What else?” Dozer asked.
“I’ll need the strike force primed and ready to go in two days’ time,” Hunter said.
“They’re already ready,” the Marine said. “They’ve been itching for action for three days. Waiting on you, I might add.”
“I’m glad to hear it,” Hunter said. “Tell them to get the Stallion warmed up. Also Fritz, think a few of your boys might want to make some overtime?”
“I’ll make sure they do. How many do you need?”
“Two dozen,” Hunter replied. “Plus a couple of choppers, Hueys if you can spare them.”
“Again, you got it,” Fitz said, calling for more drinks.
Dozer smiled. “Now Hawk, are you going to let us in on your plan or not?”
Hunter smiled and put his glasses back on. “You guys got about a couple of hours to kill?”
The next night, Hunter and a pilot named Clyde were landing an old C-119 Flying Boxcar on an abandoned stretch of the Pennsylvania Turnpike. From there, they had a two hour walk to the nearest town, appropriately called Ruff Creek. Sitting on a bend in the Ohio River, Ruff Creek was the point of civilization nearest to the Stukas’ hidden pirate base. It was little more than a collection of food stores, a handful of crowded homes and one saloon. The town would be the first stop in Hunter’s outlandish plan to get St. Louie his air force.
Clyde was a good guy and an able pilot. He fit the bill, appearance-wise. Hunter knew they couldn’t walk into a place like Ruff Creek, looking or acting normal. Thus his exile to not only change over his appearance, but also his karma. He had to think like a pirate, or someone of their ilk, to pull this off. Clyde already looked that way. He was rotund for a stick jockey, too big to make the grade if he were in the old time military. But those kind of things were long forgotten these days. He too, was bald, although quite naturally. A short, black goatee gave him a sinister look—just the effect Hunter wanted.
They reached the edge of Ruff Creek just after dawn. There hidden in the trees, they waited, slapping bugs, as the sun climbed the sky. Sure enough, around noon, a half track roared across the small bridge leading into the tiny town and parked outside the only barroom. A half dozen Stukas climbed out and stormed inside the place.
“Here to drink their noontime meal,” Hunter said to Clyde. “Just like I thought they would.”
They waited another two hours. More people drifted in and out of the bar, but the pirates remained. When Hunter figured the bandits were well on their way to being greased, he and Clyde made their move.
Some of the biggest events in history were started in motion by the slightest of moves. A word dropped here, a shot fired there. Hunter, himself a creature of history, planned to set an event in motion that he hoped would roll all the way from Ruff Creek to Football City and beyond.
He and Clyde walked out of the woods, across the bridge and into the saloon. Clyde was packing a sawed-off shotgun slung casually over his shoulder, and Hunter displayed a borrowed Uzi. No one even turned to give them a second look as they ambled to a table and motioned the waitress. The six pirates sat at the bar, drinking up a storm and grunting to each other in typically angry tones. There were several other patrons in the place, each one giving the bandits a wide berth.
“What’ll it be?” the sulking waitress asked.
“The day’s stew and a bottle,” Hunter said.
“New in town?” she asked.
“You might say that,” Hunter answered. “Any more like you around?”
She eyed him suspiciously.
“Looking for trouble?” she asked.
“Not trouble. Action,” Hunter said with emphasis. “We’ll pay for it, too.”
She looked at both of them. “I’ll bring your stew,” she said then retreated into a room in back of the bar that served as a kitchen.
She reappeared after a while and gave them a bottle of cheap whiskey, two bowls and a pot of stew. Hunter threw two silver coins on the table as pay. The food was the standard fare in this part of the country, Hunter surmised after one bite. A few pieces of meat swimming around a heavy gravy with chunks of vegetables. Both he and Clyde were legitimately hungry, so they ate heartily. Two glasses of whiskey apiece put a glow into the otherwise dreary saloon.
Meanwhile the pirates continued drinking, barely speaking to each other by the time darkness fell. A few more people entered the bar—shady characters every one of them—and moved to its darkened corners. Dim red and yellow lights were switched on, flickering occasionally as the generator out back struggled to produce the needed electricity.
Finally, several women appeared from the kitchen, looking not in the world like waitresses. They were wearing hiked-up skirts and low-cut blouses. Their faces were painted with rouge and their hair dyed almost impossible colors.
“World’s oldest profession,” Hunter leaned over and said to Clyde.
“Amen, brother,” Clyde replied.
Two of the women immediately homed in on the pirates, but two more broke off and approached Hunter and Clyde. One, a blonde, was extremely attractive, in a slutty kind of way. She spoke to Hunter.
“I hear you boys are new in town,” she cooed. “Can we sit down?”
“Sure!” Clyde nearly burst out. He had his eye on her companion, a tall redhead.
“I’m Carla,” the blonde said as the women joined them. “And this is Kitty.”
“Ladies,” Hunter said with a nod.
“Are you guys pilots?” Carla asked. Her hand was already resting on Hunter’s knee.
“Up from Florida,” he told her. “Had some engine trouble.”
“Oh,” Carla purred. “That’s too bad. Staying a while?”
Hunter took this cue to pull out a thick bag of coins.
“Maybe,” he said, looking into her green eyes. She was pretty. Her blond hair looked natural, her teeth crooked but not unattractively so. She had a fabulous if skinny shape and a lovingly wide mouth.
Her hand was slowly moving up to his crotch. “Can I have a drink?” she asked.
“Be my guest,” he said.
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br /> A waitress cruised by with two extra glasses. Hunter noticed that one of the pirates was watching them out of the corner of his eye.
A few drinks and some small talk later, Carla’s hand finally made it to between Hunter’s legs.
He leaned over and whispered to her. “How much and where?”
“Five real silver pieces,” she smiled. “Seven for the bigboy. We got a place upstairs. Interested?”
He was, and in more ways than one.
The room was small and cheap. Just outside the window, the dim neon sign for the bar was flashing on and off. They’d been horizontal for an hour. She was gasping with delight. “You’ve got great hands, fly-boy.”
“Need them in my profession.”
A look of interest flashed across her face. “What do you do, honey? What are you flying up from Florida?”
He looked at her in the dim, flickering light. She was too pretty for this line of work.
“You into blow-zeen?” he asked. “Like in cocaine?”
She stopped stroking his bald head. “You’ve got some?” she asked excitedly.
“Have I?” he laughed. “Got a whole plane filled with it!”
“You do?” she asked, eyes wide, licking her lips. “We can only get it around here when those asses Stukas decide to get laid for real. That’s how they pay us.”
Interesting, Hunter thought.
She snuggled closer to him. “I’m real good on coke,” she whispered.
“Sorry,” he said, “Coke’s for my boss. I just got to figure a way to get it to him.”
“I thought you said you were flying it up from Florida, honey.”
“I was, until the radiator went on the old crate we were using,” he said with conviction. “Now we can’t fly it more than five miles before we have to take it down again and fill the water tanks. That’s why we’re sitting in a shitty burg like this. We’re following the river as far as we can to New Chicago.”
“You working for the Family?” she asked, a trace of amazement in her voice.
“You know too much already, babe.”
She tried again to snuggle close. “Come on,” she breathed in his ear. “Give Carla some coke and she’ll send you to heaven.”
An odd choice of words, he thought.
“Sorry. No way,” he said, getting up and putting his shirt on. He took out a handful of coins and put them on the bed.
“See ya around,” he said, walking out the door. “C’mon Clyde. Time to go.”
He could hear Clyde huffing and puffing in the next room. The sound was followed by a few curses then the unmistakable sound of a belt buckle being done up.
“Pay her and let’s split,” he called.
Clyde opened the door and joined him in the hall. Hunter gave him the thumbs-up sign. Clyde winked and nodded.
“Mission accomplished,” he said.
They were quickly down the back stairs of the building, across the bridge and into the woods. At just about the same time, Carla was whispering the word “Coke,” into the ear of one of the Stukas sitting at the bar.
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
THE ENGINES ON THE old C-119 spit once, coughed a cloud of black smoke then kicked to life. Clyde brought the engines to trim and wiggled his flaps. They groaned in response. Hunter couldn’t have found a better crate to pass off as a drug-carrying flying shitbox, he thought.
It was the day after Hunter and Clyde had set the table at the saloon in Ruff Creek. Now, next to the Flying Boxcar sat the Sea Stallion, brought in under the cover of darkness to the stretch of Pennsylvania highway that was 20 miles south of Ruff Creek and now glistening in the pre-dawn light. The 7th Cavalry strike force, their breaths like smoke in the cool, spring morning air were dressed in clean, black fatigues. They sat around the big chopper cleaning their weapons and applying charcoal to their faces. To a man they were in high spirits, if anxious ones. Most of them wanted to get this phase of their mission over with so they could return to Football City, where many had families and loved ones, and fight a more tangible enemy. They had come a long way since riding the JFK over from Europe.
Two jet black Hueys waited next to the Sea Stallion. Two squads of Fitzgerald’s best troops—Territorial Guardsmen—complemented by the original ZAP MPs, waited inside. The Guardsmen were dressed in their standard World War II-style uniforms, complete from their tin pot hats to their GI boots. Volunteers all, Fitzgerald promised his men an extra full month’s pay and a bottle of Scotch for going on the mission. The MPs, just lately sprung from prison, were ready for anything. Hovering overhead nearby were the Cobra Brothers, on the lookout for any unwanted guest to the early morning confab.
Parked further down the long straight of highway were two identical-looking jet fighters. They were the F-4 Phantoms known as The Ace Wrecking Company. Commanded by Captain Crunch O’Malley, the two fighter-bombers and the four-man crew, had hired out for special missions—ground support, air superiority, convoy duty—almost since the dawning of the New Order. Both planes were decorated in lettering reminiscent of an oldtime circus train. “No Job’s Too Small, We Bomb Them All,” was the motto painted on the side of each, an impressive “1” and “2” designating the jets’ tail fins.
Parked at the very end of the highway-turned-runway was Hunter’s F-16. Red, white, blue and waiting, it was bombed up and ready to go. One of the Crunch pilots had flown it down for him, a favor he greatly appreciated. It was like seeing an old friend again—a friend that had been neglected for too long. He was soon to change that …
Hunter conferred with Captain Crunch, and, their plan straight, gave the signal for the strike force to get ready. He climbed into the C-119 beside Clyde and started to taxi. The F-4s followed close behind. The assault troopers gave him the thumbs-up sign as he passed the Stallion and started his take-off roll. Phase Two was well underway.
“The Stukas will probably need more than a hooker’s word that a snowbird is coming through,” he told Clyde once the Flying Boxcar was airborne. “That means it’s up to us to convince them. Once we do, they’ll be licking their noses trying to get us.”
He checked behind him just in time to see the Crunch jets take off. They would immediately climb to 50,000 feet, high above the pirates’ rinky-dink radar, and orbit there, providing air cover just in case a stray bandit jet detected the C-119—that was, before Hunter wanted them to.
He steered the old plane toward the north.
“So first we’ve got to rattle the town a little,” he said, sighting the small village sitting on the bend in the Ohio. “Hand on …”
He put the old plane into a dive, pulling it up at barely treetop level. The C-119 engines, devoid of the luxury of mufflers, were screaming with a roar that would wake the dead—or the dead drunk.
Two of the town’s seedier residents were sitting on the steps of the saloon, suffering from chronic hangovers and waiting for the bar to open so as to treat the condition properly. The sun was just peeking through the pine trees in the east when they heard a low, dull drone. It got louder and closer with every second. The men had just enough time to cover their ears.
They looked up to see the big gray hulk of a plane pass wildly over the center of the town. It was so low, it clipped the top of a chimney on the building across the street, showering them with a load of red bricks and debris. Then, with a mighty roar that shattered many of the town’s remaining windows, the plane disappeared over the trees to the northwest.
That done, Hunter steered the aircraft northeast. Within a minute he was looking down on starkly familiar terrain. Trees, hills and rock. That was it. They were over Stuka territory. Up ahead the hidden base lay. It was even hard to see in the daytime, the shadows of the pine forest surrounding it, bathing it in a protective shadow of darkness. It made no difference to Hunter; he could have flown back to the place blindfolded.
Again, he dropped down as low as possible and gunned the engines. Clyde was sitting with a firm grip on the suicide handle, a smile
chiseled on his face. This Hunter was an incredible pilot, but also a crazy man, he was convinced. Buzzing a pirates’ base like this was like kicking nestful of hornets.
Of course, in Hunter’s mind, that was the idea.
A half dozen lowly Stuka sentries on guard duty were the first to see the Flying Boxcar heading toward their base. Huddled in the single watchtower, they had all just woken up. They knew the trick of being a guard for the Stukas was just to wake up before the pilots did. It was an easy life because, except for three prisoners who escaped a few weeks ago, nothing ever happened. Few people who crashed or were forced down at the base ever lived long enough to tell anyone. So it added up to endless days and cheap-whiskey nights.
But now something was on the horizon. The low drone of the approaching engines arrived a half minute before the airplane itself. When it came into view, they saw it was big and silver and flying low. It couldn’t be just another captured airplane the pirates were herding home, because a quick count of the fighter jets on the runway revealed that all the Stukas were accounted for.
Yet this odd-looking plane was heading right for the base. The situation had never come up before; the guards really didn’t know what the hell to do. Finally, when it looked like the plane wasn’t going to swerve from its path, one of them pushed a button which set off an air raid siren.
Sluggo was the new pirate leader. He had just recently replaced the deposed and deceased Jaws as top man. He was in the middle of an opium-induced hangover when the siren went off. The sound echoes strangely about his filthy living quarters.
“Gawd damn guards,” he muttered, lifting his soporific body off the cot and walking to the window. “I’ll cut them up if they woke me up this early for nothing.”
He looked out the window and immediately saw the C-119. It was coming in low, its engines sounded like they were straining and one of them was smoking slightly. Engine overheat was the first thing to pop into his mind. The next thing was a conversation he had had with one of his lieutenants some time in the drug-filled swirl of the night before. A whore, Carla, had told his boys that a snowbird was passing through the area, trying to make its way up to New Chicago. It was supposed to have had a broken radiator. Had to stay by the river. Carrying a half ton of cocaine.
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