Trial of Passion

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by William Deverell


  “This is a libel! I warn you, Margaret Blake, we have a lawyer here of high upstanding. Mr. Bo-champ will explain you are guilty

  of libel.”

  I decline his invitation for a legal opinion and lower myself a few inches in my chair.

  “Oh, sure, you have him all snuggled up in bed with you, too.”

  Zoller now launches into a shrill condemnation of the enemies of progress. I am somewhat alarmed, and conjure an image of the Führer in his bunker, railing against his many conspirators. After several minutes of this he recovers a semblance of dignity, and retakes his seat. The developer, whose patch-on smile has become a strained risus sardonicus, clears his throat and says, “Does anyone have any more questions?”

  Benumbed, no one rises, so Zoller hammers his gavel and adjourns the meeting.

  I follow George outside, fumbling for my cigarettes. “Good God” I say. “Poor Zoller”

  “A superb performance tonight,” says George. “Must be off his medication.”

  “Mr. Beauchamp, I wonder if I can get a reaction from you” It is, of course, the man in the porkpie hat, Forbish of the Echo. “ Not now, Norman.”

  I am looking about for Mrs. Blake, hoping to satisfy her that I am not Kurt Zoller’s bed companion, but the pesky, rotund reporter doesn’t let up, and wants to know “my attitude” about the subdivision.

  “Let’s say I’m antipathetic.”

  Spotting my quarry, I bolt from him. Margaret Blake is already in her truck, but sees me approaching, and studies me with an expression of either pity or disgust.

  “Very interesting meeting, Mrs. Blake.”

  “I’m glad you liked it.”

  “In case you had the wrong impression, I am one with the chocolate lilies.”

  “You seemed awfully chummy with Kurt Zoller.”

  “Kurt is like a brother to me.”

  She doesn’t join with me in smiling. Perhaps she believes I am serious. I wonder: Why have I become so concerned that she think well of me? Truly, she is a pain in the behind, and lacks the redeeming grace of a sense of humour. Yet . . . I am growing to admire her spunk.

  “Though we are neighbours, Mrs. Blake, I never seem to bump into you —”

  “That’s probably because I work from six in the morning until sunset.”

  The implication: I am a layabout with my amateur’s garden and my many hirelings. “I wanted to talk to you about eliminating one of the small frictions that seem to hound our relationship. As you know, Blake versus Beauchamp is set for Small Claims Court this month.”

  “Mr. Beauchamp, I am only asking a hundred dollars for that animal. If I put in for all the hours I spent feeding, giving shots, building pens, and generally mucking about, I could be asking for about five times that.”

  “Now, look, I’ve done some research. Betsy is worth sixty dollars on the hoof at fair market value. I’m prepared to dicker.”

  “There’s emotional pain and suffering. Betsy was like a pet.”

  “Emotional …” I am lost for words. This woman will not be reasoned with. Again I feel my heart harden and my spine stiffen. It is becoming a matter of principle — I will not let this fierce farmer walk all over me in her mud-caked gumboots.

  “Well, let’s sort it out in court then, Mrs. Blake.”

  “Okay, well, bye-bye then. Have a pleasant evening.”

  I give her a resigned salute and she drives off. Very well, I will have some sport with this stubborn plaintiff. The judge will apportion blame fifty-fifty, but with a magnanimous gesture intended to shame her, I shall pick up the entire tab, including court costs.

  Dear Mr. Brown,

  It was a pleasure to meet you, and I will try to carry out your wishes the best I can. The fee we discussed is agreeable.

  May I confirm my instructions, so there will be no misunderstandings. I . Never are you and I to meet while the investigation is in progress. 2. Our only contact will be through a post-office box for which both of us have keys. 3. I will gather information on Professor Jonathan O’Donnell to aid in his conviction of the rape of your fiancé, Miss Kimberley Martin. 4. Miss Martin must not be made aware that I am making these inquiries on your behalf.

  However, I must advise you that without access to the central figure in this case I will be working at some disadvantage. I will try to be discreet, but I am well known to the police and to many lawyers.

  I would much prefer that you consulted with Miss Martin about my role. However, you are the client, and mine is not to reason why.

  My activities to date may be summarized as follows:

  Having read the complete newspaper files about the case, I drove Wednesday morning to Professor O’Donnell’s home in West Vancouver.

  Watching from my car, I observed Professor O’Donnell leave the house in shorts and sweatshirt, and begin running down the street. He returned half an hour later and went into the house.

  It was not long before he reappeared, dressed in a shirt and slacks, and he backed his Jaguar car from the garage and drove past me while I hid below the dashboard. I then pulled out and followed him over the Lions Gate Bridge, into downtown, and ultimately to the False Creek area, where he parked beside a three-storey medical office building. I saw him standing at the building’s door, checking his watch. I observed his hands were shaking. (The time was 1:50 p.m.) I deduced he had an appointment or meeting of some kind, but he seemed to lack courage, for he did not go directly into the building but into a cocktail bar down the street. However, he only consumed a tomato juice.

  He then proceeded outside and returned to the medical building, taking the elevator to the top floor, which houses a dentist, a physiotherapist, an ophthalmologist, and a psychiatrist, Dr. J. M. Dix. It was in the waiting room of this office that I saw him talking to the receptionist. I do not know what the problem was, but he did not wait to see Dr. Dix, and almost immediately left. I sense the subject is trying to come to grips with a drinking problem and perhaps has enlisted a psychiatrist to help him.

  I then followed his car to the University of British Columbia, where he went to his office, remaining until evening, when he returned to his home.

  My next task will be to seek out among Mr. O’Donnell’s acquaintances someone not fond of him. I find that enemies are often productive sources.

  I remain yours truly,

  Francisco (Frank) Sierra,

  Licensed Private Investigator.

  I rise this Tuesday morning after another dream of impotence, myself on bended knee before the Roman magistrates, in puris naturalibus — stripped bare, humiliated, begging them to censure me. Somewhere in the shadows of this dream a woman lurks, probably Annabelle — but I am not sure.

  After I bathe, I study in my bathroom mirror the naked hero who plays the starring role of my dreams. The news is not so bad. Clearly I am trimmer — the exercise and the fresh salads are working well. Here we see evidence of outdoorsmanship: the stark outlines of a farmer’s tan. Truly, I have become a redneck — though the nape of that neck is hidden by an untended garden of unruly hair. Roberto, my barber, who is waiting in Vancouver with his clippers, will have a fit that will rival the tantrums of Kurt Zoller. But Judge Pickles must not think he is dealing with some old hippie lawyer.

  It’s eight o’clock. Outside, I hear an aircraft throttling down, gliding into Beauchamp Bay. Alea iacta est. The die is cast. Today I shall cross the Rubicon — or at least the Strait of Georgia, beyond whose swirling waters lie the brutish city, its predators, its victims, its ruthless courts of law.

  But my visit will be short, time enough to be reminded of the useless things I left behind.<
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  I attend at my bedroom closet, seek out underclothes and matching socks. I have but one suit here, the one I wore when I arrived, though fifteen others grace my massive closet in Vancouver.

  As I don my suit, I am overcome for a moment by a mental picture of Kimberley Martin: Joan of Arc in male armour. Maybe I should buy a garish tie for today’s hearing. That would certainly set a nervous tone.

  I take up my briefcase. I grit my teeth.

  Gowan Cleaver, weighted with his burden of anxious city energy, is at the ramp beside the chartered float plane.

  “We’re set for ten-thirty, Arthur. Not much time. We should go over some things.”

  We climb aboard, and the pilot taxis into deeper water, then throttles, and we are airborne. I watch my little farm shrink into the distance, and the island recedes, and a sadness overwhelms me. I shall return sine mora.

  As the aircraft churns across Georgia Strait, the muddy outpourings of the Fraser River pass below, then its diked embouchure and alluvial plains, the flat, squared suburbs, Lulu Island, Sea Island, the international airport, and now the great clay banks of Point Grey, the buildings of the university perched high atop them. I can see the law school, where Jonathan O’Donnell and Kimberley Martin took their first faltering steps towards their ultimate strange encounter.

  We sweep over the steel filaments of the Lions Gate suspension bridge, then coast into Vancouver’s busy inner harbour to the floatplane dock. Surrounded as I am by monoliths of glass and concrete, immersed within the city’s roar and clatter, I feel an ill foreboding, a loss of bearing and balance, a queasiness. The passage was too quick; I have been thrust within minutes from field and forest into the unforgiving bowels of the city. I step from this flying Wellsian time machine onto the dock, where Gowan, haranguing me like a high-school coach, leads me to one of the firm’s limousines.

  “Don’t use kid gloves, Arthur. I think we have to work on the reasonable assumption she’s lying through her teeth.”

  “I think we ought to try to avoid bloodshed, Gowan.”

  “Au contraire. You should do the slice and dice. Look, let’s say O’Donnell does get committed — you do a job on her today she’ll be shitting in her drawers, she won’t want to push this thing to trial.”

  He carries on in this scabrous vein all the way to the Commonwealth Tower, the forty-three-storey phallic extrusion on Georgia Street wherein the minions of Tragger, Inglis, Bullingham perform their daily drudgery. Five entire floors we occupy; I have met but half the lawyers we employ. We . I am back in the firm. But I am not stopping at the offices this morning. Roberto’s Salon is just off the lobby, facing the street. He has been barber to the firm for thirty years.

  Gowan tells our driver, “Pick us up in twenty minutes, no later,” then continues to offer advice as we walk to the building. “Don’t be fooled by her. I think she’ll probably come on all batty-eyed and winsome.”

  “I have done this before, Gowan.” I am becoming brittle of temper. It’s the city. I can hear its tin music, its sirens, its loud, back-slapping laughter. I can smell its dense air.

  Roberto, whom I remember when he was Bob and his salon a shop, has cancelled a morning appointment to squeeze me in for twenty minutes. Upon recognizing me — after some early doubt — he indulges in an effulgent display of nose-crinkling, hand-wringing, and stricken moans.

  “Mr. Beauchamp, we simply don’t want you looking like they found you wandering about in the Sahara Desert. I’ll never do this in twenty minutes, it’s impossible. That beard is utterly immoral, it ought to be against the law.”

  “I’m keeping the beard, Roberto. Just trim it and tidy me up on

  top.”

  He settles me into his chair with a great show of disdain, enshrouds me with a rubber cloak, and takes one last despairing look at the tragedy of my hair and goes to work with scissors and clippers.

  “We could make a nice ponytail.”

  “That will not be necessary.”

  Gowan hovers near. “You want to go over your cross-examination notes while you’re sitting there?”

  “No, thank you.”

  “You made notes”

  “Ah, yes, well, they’re mostly in my head.”

  “Pat Blueman, I should warn, is very pissed off that I got hold of those tapes of the complainant. Wait till Judge Pickles hears them. When his honour finds out Blueman’s been doing sendups of him, he’ll want to send her up. Roberto, you’re not listening to this, okay? We’re short of time, I have to go over some tactics”

  I say, “A man ought to trust his barber.”

  “Oh my, cut out my tongue,” Roberto says.

  “Okay, the scenario plays out like this,” says Gowan. “Kimberley Martin is engaged to a wealthy bore. She’s in love with Remy’s money, so she doesn’t want to blow the marriage, but at the same time she’s developed this infatuation with a prof — from whom, by the way, she needs a passing mark to get her into third year. She gets drunk, she gets loose, her hormones start to rage out of control, and before she can think about the consequences, she’s busily humping the acting dean of a prestigious law school.”

  I hear all this. But what could have caused that supposedly healthy, happy, normal twenty-three-year-old woman to claim he tied her up?

  “Now it’s the wee hours, and suddenly she remembers her fiancé has just returned home from a business trip — where was he, South America right? She panics — she probably told him she’d be home no later than midnight. And she’s plastered, her brain isn’t exactly functioning with cool precision. Her only hope of saving the marriage is to yell rape. Following this?”

  “Yes, Gowan.”

  “So she runs next door, makes a big show of having been attacked.”

  “Why all the lipstick on her body?”

  “Oh, God, who knows, some sort of fetish. Shameless — it’s the colour of blood. Primitive self-decoration. Remember: She’s drunk, she’s abnormal, she’s seeing a shrink. And it’s only on the tits and the lower parts of her body, places she can reach. Does she call the police? No. She’s tied up and raped, and she doesn’t want the police involved? She probably hopes her boyfriend will listen to her tearful explanation and, because he doesn’t want embarrassing controversy, he’ll advise her not to pursue it. But he does. He, Clarence de Remy Brown, calls the cops. There’s no backing out. She has to play out the farce to the bitter end.”

  “Why does she embellish this story with an account of being tied up?”

  “To divert any suspicions Remy may have that she willingly put out. She chafes her ankles a bit, bruises herself up just a little to make the whole thing credible. Okay? See any holes in it?”

  “It’s not totally implausible, I suppose.”

  “So, okay, Arthur, don’t forget to ask her about her tapes: where she says pigs like Judge Pickles still run the farm. He’ll be smouldering, and he might just buy a pitch that the case is an abuse of process.”

  I am having difficulty staying tuned in. The mention of pigs has me wandering into a different courtroom. Should I subpoena a swine broker to testify as to Betsy’s value? Should I counterclaim for the total value of my recently disassembled Rolls-Royce? My small claims case seems much more fun than this atrocious business, with its inherent peril of blighted lives.

  “Long in the back, Mr. Beauchamp? Something suave? Yes, I think the beard is beginning to work. Bit of salt and pepper. It says we are robust, manly, lusty.” Roberto is in a much better mood as his sculpting has progressed.

  “Long in the back,” I say.

  “Blueman hasn’t been warned you’re taking over as the senior. Wanted it to be a surpr
ise. Bringing in the home-run king to pinch hit in the ninth. It’ll keep them off-balance.”

  From the street outside, a sudden squeal of brakes, the sound of crunching metal. Loud curses. Roberto doesn’t miss a clip. He is humming to himself. He is an old warhorse of the city, inured to urban sound and fury.

  Joining Gowan and me in the limousine are two students-at-law from the firm, excited fidgeting hod-carriers bearing valises filled with law reports that I will never use. But they are young and innocent, and believe the law has to do not with human foibles but with musty precedent.

  We whisk along the causeway through the preserved wilderness of vast Stanley Park, then slow to a crawl on the clogged First Narrows Bridge. The preliminary is being heard in the courthouse of West Vancouver, a wealthy suburb on the North Shore, its pompous eyries terraced upon the rocky slopes above English Bay. High up live the haute bourgeoisie; those who have not quite made it to the top; arrivistes and mere professionals, like Jon O’Donnell, live lower down.

  Several media vans are parked in front of the court building, and cameras follow us to the doors. A quarter after ten:There is time for a last cigarette in the free fresh air. Gowan goes inside to track down our client while I joust good-naturedly with some of the reporters about matters irrelevant and frivolous. They are here solely upon a watching brief — evidence at preliminary may not be reported.

  All heads turn as a taxi pulls up. Patricia Blueman steps out, followed by a striking woman in brown braids, obviously the traffic-stopper Kimberley Martin, then followed by a man in his mid-thirties, of medium height, handsome in the manner of a model for a Jockey shorts billboard: a dimpled chin, a square, almost prognathous jaw. Dark glasses. A cellular phone in his suit jacket pocket. Mr. Clarence de Remy Brown, I presume.

  Kimberley is smartly dressed in a white blouse and a long skirt that catches the tawny colour of her hair. She is smiling, but I detect she is doing so with effort — the rims of her eyes seem slightly raw, her posture strained and rigid. Her hair is done up in those strange Jamaican braids — what do you call them? Dreadlocks. There is a kind of Hollywood panache about her. The actress Kimberley Martin.

 

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