We found a seat in the front row. The llama trials, I noted with disapproval, were not nearly as well attended as some of the livestock events—one of the things Michael and his fellow llama fanciers were hoping to change. And the front rows were empty, possibly because many of the spectators were afraid of being spat upon. Which I could have told them wasn’t likely to happen. A well-socialized llama never spat except at other llamas, and very few people wasted their time entering badly socialized llamas in the obedience trials.
“So what’s this contest about, anyway?” Molly asked. It had taken a few minutes to get Josh and Jamie properly penned in between us, and I gathered she’d only just now caught a glimpse of the obstacle course the llamas would be tackling.
“Apart from their wool, llamas are also pack animals,” I said. “And getting more popular all the time for wilderness trekking. The obedience trial challenges them with obstacles that are similar to things they’d encounter in a typical hike. Oh, look, there are Michael and Harpo. They must have drawn number one.”
“Happy!” both boys shouted. “Go, Happy, go!”
We all watched as Michael brought Harpo up to the first obstacle—a tangled pile of branches that both handler and llama had to walk across. Michael stomped vigorously as if to show Harpo there was nothing to fear underfoot. Harpo picked his way as delicately as a cat, but without hesitation. Scattered applause greeted their success.
Next they approached a series of white-painted rails, four to six inches off the ground.
“Llamas aren’t high jumpers, I gather,” Molly said.
“Actually, they aren’t bad,” I said. “But they’re supposed to step over this obstacle, not jump. When you’re trekking through the wilderness, you really don’t want a four-hundred-pound llama carrying a hundred pounds of gear to be bouncing up and down like a jackrabbit.”
Harpo handled the rails beautifully—he strolled over them as if on flat ground, without touching a single rail, without the slightest hint of a hop, and without appearing to look down.
Next was the fence gate, where Harpo had to stand while Michael opened it, walk through without balking, and then stand again while Michael closed it. The slalom, where they wove in and out between half a dozen artificial Christmas trees without knocking any of them over. Harpo walked delicately over a layout of old car tires, through a series of large hoops, and then through a child’s wading pool filled with stuffed animals. He followed Michael up a ramp and then down a series of rather high steps. He only flicked his ears a bit when Michael picked up and checked a front foot, and then a back foot. He allowed Michael to lead him down a path between two narrow rails and then, on command, backed up the whole length of the path. And finally he stood as if at attention while Michael tied his lead to the fence and unloaded his packs.
Toward the end of their routine, I was holding my breath, and I could tell half of the onlookers were, too. The llama-owning half. When the judge nodded for Michael to lead Harpo out of the ring, the audience broke into thunderous applause.
“I’m impressed,” Molly said. “But I guess I wasn’t cut out to be a llama owner. I can’t quite fathom the level of enthusiasm.”
“That’s because you just saw pretty darn close to a perfect performance,” I said. “It gets a lot more interesting when things don’t go as planned.”
And for the next dozen or so llamas, things definitely got interesting. Llamas refused to step on the sticks and tires, or stubbornly detoured around them. Llamas shuffled their feet into the rails, or leaped over them like steeplechasers. Llamas dug in their heels and refused to go through the gates. Llamas fell off the ramp, jumped off of it to walk beside it, or stood immobile at the top surveying their surroundings with lordly stares. The occasional llama completely ignored the course and trotted over to the stands to study interesting spectators, dragging his hapless owner behind him. One llama tried to eat the artificial Christmas trees. Another jumped over the fence rather than wait for his owner to open the gate. One very young llama became fascinated with the stuffed animals in the wading pool and refused to stop sniffing them. He finally had to be led off the course by dangling a grungy teddy bear in front of him. Even the llamas that didn’t completely blow one or more obstacles failed to execute them as quickly, cleanly, and calmly as Harpo had.
“Okay, I see what you mean,” Molly said. We were watching the volunteers trying to deal with a llama who got fed up midway through the obstacle course and was lying down just outside the tunnel, humming to himself with his eyes closed. “Harpo is a llama genius, but imperfection is a lot funnier.”
“Let’s just hope Zeppo doesn’t completely destroy Michael’s reputation as a brilliant llama trainer,” I said. “It would be fabulous to have them come in as first and second.”
“Zeppo’s not as well trained as Harpo?”
“He’s just as well trained, but more eccentric,” I said. “Some days he’ll sail through the course perfectly, but all too often on competition days his mind is elsewhere. I’m hoping he’s focused today.”
“Well, at least if he doesn’t place second, we’ll have a few more laughs.” Molly’s face suddenly grew serious. “Thank you,” she said.
“No need to thank me,” I said. “That’s one of our missions at the fair—to proclaim the joy of llamas. Michael won’t be content until every farmer has a few.”
“Not sure they’d get along with my goats and cows,” Molly said. “No, I mean thank you for everything. For recommending the lawyer. Both the lawyers, actually. I like them both a lot. And I understand that if it wasn’t for you, I’d be languishing in a jail cell in Clay County instead of out on bail in Caerphilly. Which I gather that would be a very bad thing, unless all the stories I’m hearing are just gossip.”
“Some are and some aren’t,” I said. “It’s more like Dogpatch than Deliverance, but still—you don’t want to be in jail anywhere.”
“I just wish I’d thought to ask you to recommend a divorce lawyer sooner.” She sighed. “But I guess I’ve been in denial. Apparently I should have closed all the joint accounts as soon as Brett moved out, rather than waiting till he spent all the cash and maxed out the credit cards. I’d be a lot less broke, and look a lot less suspicious to your chief. But I didn’t even get around to changing the locks until I came home one day last week and found our stereo was gone.”
I wasn’t sure what to say to that, so I just shook my head. Molly didn’t seem to expect an answer. We watched in silence until, to my relief, she broke out in giggles again at the sight of a black-and-white pinto llama standing, proud and dignified, basking in what he no doubt assumed was the approval of the crowd, while his owner tugged in vain on his lead.
“Actually, according to my attorney—my defense attorney—I may owe a debt of gratitude to Clay County as well,” Molly said. “She seems to think she’ll be able to get a lot of the evidence thrown out in court because the Clay County police are careless about processing it.”
“Yes, Deputy Plunkett is pretty careless,” I said. “I think they’re doing all they can to keep him from touching anything from now on.”
“Damn,” she said, with a wry laugh. “There goes my defense.”
“Not necessarily. After all, if they find any evidence that would clear you, you don’t want that getting thrown out, right? Look, do you have any idea how the gun got in your van?”
“No.” She shook her head slowly. “I’ve been racking my brains. Did I leave one of the doors open? Maybe. The van’s old, and the back hatch sticks sometimes. Maybe it was open.”
I nodded. Of course, this begged the question of why the killer would make a beeline from the crime scene to her van in the hope that it would be open and he could deposit the gun there. Maybe he’d just planned to leave it in or near her campsite, noticed the imperfectly closed van door, and seized the opportunity. Or maybe the killer was someone who knew her well enough to know about the tricky latch.
Or someone who knew that Brett migh
t still have had a key to Molly’s van. Vern had said his key ring was missing. If Molly hadn’t changed the house locks until last week, had she even begun to think about the van locks? Probably not; or even if she had, it probably hadn’t seemed a high priority for spending some of her meager cash on.
“Of course, someone could have jimmied the van doors,” she was saying. “It’s not that hard—Brett knew how. He was always losing his keys. Or having them taken away from him at bars and parties.”
She smiled sadly.
“You don’t sound very mad at him,” I said.
She considered that for a moment.
“Actually, I’m not.” She looked around as if to make sure no one was eavesdropping. “To tell the truth, when he actually left, all I could feel was an enormous sense of relief. As if I’d been carrying around a huge weight but I was so used to it that I never realized how much it was dragging me down until suddenly poof! It was gone. I was almost dizzy with relief. Okay, I was terrified about the possibility of losing the farm, but didn’t blame Brett for that. I knew perfectly well it was her idea.”
“Genette’s?”
She nodded.
“I gather you don’t like Genette,” I said. “Understandable.”
“It wasn’t just me,” she said. “No one liked her. If you ask me, I think the killer wanted to hurt her. Or maybe was trying to kill her and got Brett instead. I can’t think of any reason why someone would want to kill Brett. Most people found him either annoying or likable. Or both. But you don’t kill people because they’re annoying. And no one hated him.”
“Interesting,” I said.
“Which is what your mother always taught you to say when you can’t say anything nice.” Molly’s laugh sounded bitter. “You think my theory’s stupid.”
“No, this time I meant it,” I said. “It’s an interesting theory, especially since Genette seems to share it.”
“Genette?” She sounded startled. And then she frowned. “How do you know she…”
“Mother spotted Genette packing up her booth and presumably planning to skip town, so I got the job of stalling her until the chief could get there,” I explained. “She was completely panic-stricken, saying the killer had been after her and gotten Brett by mistake. She was about to leave all her stuff behind, thinking the fair had bellhops to pack it for her.”
“Bellhops.” Molly actually smiled. “Yeah, that’s Genette. But she could be right. About the killer mistaking Brett for her. Or even more likely, killing Brett to get back at her. I can see that. She has enemies. Not just me. She’s hurt a lot of people.”
“Such as?” I wondered if she would name Paul Morot, the former winemaker.
Just then I saw Vern Shiffley step up to the fence around the ring, a little to our left. He seemed to be scanning the crowd. I suspected he might be looking for me.
“Hey, Meg!” Vern spotted me and waved.
Just then Deputy Plunkett appeared at his side. Vern headed for the stairs to the bleachers, followed by Plunkett.
“Oh, dear,” Molly stood up. “I hate to desert you, but—you understand.”
She began picking her way across the bleachers to the other side, where there was another set of steps. By the time Vern and Plunkett reached me, she was gone. Along with my best chance of finding out if she knew anything that would help solve Brett’s murder.
Chapter 26
“Hey, Meg,” Vern said, when he reached us.
“Hey,” Josh said.
“Hey, junior.” Vern patted Josh on the head. “Meg, got some papers for you.”
“Was that who I think it was?” Plunkett asked.
“That was Molly Riordan, yes,” I said. “The papers for Genette to sign?”
“Right,” Vern handed me a manila folder containing a thick wad of paper. “You can leave if you like, Plunkett. Like I told you, this is Shiffley Moving Company business, not law-enforcement business.”
“I’m in no rush.” Plunkett sat down and began studying the llamas with puzzled eyes. Vern shook his head and went on.
“Randall says get her to sign on the last page and initial all the places where he put those little ‘sign here’ sticky things. The total amount and the deposit are by the signature line, and get a credit card number if you can’t get a check.”
“Or cash,” I said. “I assume cash would also be acceptable to your cousins at the moving company.”
“Cash would be the best,” Vern agreed. “But most people don’t carry a grand or two on them, so we’ll settle for what we can get. Don’t forget the date of expiration—”
“And the security code, yes,” I said. “I do a lot of credit card sales when I’m at craft fairs. I can handle it.”
“So what did the black widow lady want?” Plunkett asked. He had parked both arms on the bleacher behind him and was leaning back, making himself comfortable.
“Ms. Riordan wanted to thank me for finding her an attorney,” I said. Which was true—it just wasn’t all of the truth.
“Her lawyer should work on getting as many women as he can on the jury,” Plunkett said. “Older women. And fat ones. A jury full of dumpy wrinklies would understand why she shot the cheating dog. And maybe she won’t fry.”
“Plunkett, that’s—” Vern began.
“Actually, I think most Virginia executions are by lethal injection these days,” I said. “But if Molly actually goes on trial, I’ll give her lawyer your thoughts on the jury-selection process.”
Plunkett looked disappointed, as if he’d have enjoyed seeing me leap to Molly’s defense or revile him for his sexist thinking. I smiled blandly at him, and he looked downright annoyed.
Vern caught on and stifled a grin. And changed the subject.
“So do I hear you’re buying some fancy chickens?” he asked.
“Thinking about it,” I said. “After all, we’ve got the space. We’ve even got at least one shed that started life as a chicken coop. Why not?”
“Get yourself some Rhode Island Reds,” Plunkett suggested. “Decent layers, and they’re mighty fine meat birds.”
“Actually we’re looking more for ornamental birds who’ll produce a few eggs,” I said, wincing a little. “Michael thinks either Sumatrans or Welsummers.”
“So Michael’s in favor of it, too?” Vern asked.
“It was my idea,” I said. “But I think he’s encouraging it so he won’t feel as guilty when he asks if he can buy another llama. Which I suspect he’s working up to. He’s been paying a lot of attention to crias here at the fair.”
“To what?” Vern asked.
“Crias. Baby llamas.”
Plunkett snorted as if he found the whole thing ridiculous. We ignored him.
“Don’t worry,” Vern said. “Michael’s probably only checking out the crias on account of our project to get the chief a llama for Christmas.”
“Are you serious?” I said. “And do you really think the chief wants a llama?”
“Absolutely,” Vern winked at me when he said it, and glanced over at Plunkett. Who couldn’t exactly swivel his ears like Jim Bob the donkey, but was definitely paying attention. “And Minerva won’t let him spend the money. Says it’s an extravagance. But she can’t exactly object if his loyal staff give him one, can she?”
I had a sudden vision of how the chief would react if anyone actually gave him a llama and had trouble fighting back an attack of the giggles.
“There’s Michael now,” Vern said.
“Daddy!” Josh cried.
“Zippy!” Jamie shouted.
While the twins waved and shrieked, the rest of us watched in breathless silence as Michael led Zeppo over the course Harpo had completed so brilliantly. To my astonishment, Zeppo was alert and focused. He breezed through the obstacles as well as Harpo had—maybe better.
“This one’s not as funny as some of the others,” Plunkett remarked.
“That’s because this one is doing it right,” I said.
Maybe I
jinxed things by saying that. Michael and Zeppo had reached the point where Zeppo was supposed to stand in the little circle while Michael picked up one of his hooves. Zeppo stood. Michael bent down and carefully picked up the hoof.
Zeppo squealed and fell over as if pole-axed. Then, he began flailing around, scratching his back on the ground, raising great clouds of dust and waving all four legs in the air in his delight. It took Michael a good five minutes to get him on his feet again.
“So much for our hopes of a one-two victory in the obedience trials,” I said, shaking my head.
“Funniest things I’ve ever seen,” Plunkett said. “Maybe I should get me some llamas. They good for anything apart from the entertainment value? Can’t say as I’ve ever eaten roast llama, but I’d be willing to give it a try. What’s it taste like?”
“We’ve never eaten any of our pet llamas,” I said in my coldest voice. “So I have no idea what they would taste like. We don’t grill the dogs, either.”
“Llamas look as if they’d be tough and stringy anyway,” Vern said.
I was opening my mouth to say that while older llamas probably were tough and stringy, the young ones were considered quite a delicacy in the Andes. But then I realized that Vern was probably feeling as protective about the llamas as I was.
“They expensive, these llamas?” Plunkett asked.
“I have no idea,” I said. “Michael buys them. I just say, ‘Oh, goody, another llama.’”
I was relieved when Plunkett left. Until I saw him at the other end of the stands, chatting with one of the county board members. Looking for allies in his job campaign, most likely. I found him obnoxious, but he could probably turn on a smarmy kind of good ol’ boy charm when he wanted. He and the board member seemed to be getting along just fine. Not something I could do anything about now, so I did my best to shove it out of my mind.
“He’s job hunting, all right.” Vern was also frowning at Plunkett and the board member.
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