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by Brogan, Tracy


  I leaned over and kissed his arm, right over the markings. It was a sentimental thing to do, really not my style, but tonight I was giving in to all my feminine instincts, and in that moment, I wanted to kiss his tattoo.

  “Are you hungry?” he asked, his voice a little gruff and abrupt.

  I let my head fall back to the pillow. “I am, now that you mention it, but I don’t have much to eat here.”

  “Jasper’s delivers. We could order something from there. Or get a pizza.”

  Pizza delivery. On a Friday night. With a guy and my dog. This should feel utterly average and mundane, but my heart brightened like the lighting of a sparkler. I wasn’t going to question why. I was enjoying myself. No sense in ruining it with overanalysis.

  “Sure. Pizza sounds good.”

  We each reached around to find our scattered clothing. My shirt was on top of the covers, so I pulled it on, skipping my bra, which seemed acceptable under the circumstances. My shorts were on the floor. I grabbed them next as Tyler found his boxers and pulled them on, followed by his jeans. But my underwear was AWOL. I looked up at the ceiling fan. Maybe it had landed there, since our disrobing had been a little frantic. But no. No underwear up there.

  I slid my hand around under the sheets.

  “What are you doing?” he asked.

  I felt my cheeks heat up. “I can’t find my underwear.”

  Tyler walked around to the other side of the bed and gave a little chuckle. “Um, were these them?”

  He pulled a wad of shredded pink satin from Panzer’s mouth.

  Yes. Those were them.

  “Panzer. Bad dog.”

  He wagged his tail as soon as I looked at him. Obedience training was going to have a steep learning curve for the two of us.

  Tyler laughed harder. “I think these are done for.” He carried my soggy, chewed-up underwear by his index finger into the bathroom, and I heard them go into the trash basket just before he shut the door. I slid from the bed and grabbed a fresh pair of panties from the drawer, pulling them on, along with my shorts. I tried to fix my hair in the mirror above my dresser, but there was no repairing it.

  “So, pizza it is,” Tyler said as he came from the bathroom a minute later and we walked into the other room.

  Panzer wandered out with us, yawning as if he’d been the one exerting himself. I tossed him a rawhide from the counter. He picked it up and took it over to the other side of the room to gnaw.

  “Wish I’d given him that half an hour ago,” I said.

  Tyler smiled as he dialed his phone. He ordered us food while I unpacked the last bag of dog stuff.

  “So you should walk him at least once a day, but twice is even better. I can help with that,” Tyler said as soon as he’d hung up.

  The offer was thoughtful, and not unexpected, but the sense that we’d agreed to joint custody of this dog created a pressure in my chest. It wasn’t necessarily uncomfortable, just . . . foreign.

  “Do I need to walk him every time he has to pee?”

  “Not a long walk. But he’ll need to go outside a couple of times a day. You’ve had dogs before, right?”

  I shook my head. “No.”

  His motions stilled. He looked stunned, as if I’d just exposed my Borg implant.

  “Never? What kind of a miserable childhood did you have?”

  His tangible disbelief made me laugh, and the pressure went away.

  “I had a perfectly acceptable childhood, but I was busy with school, and piano lessons, and science camp. You know, the usual stuff.” I cleared a space off the folding table that served as my dining room and part-time home office.

  “Science camp? I think your concept of the usual stuff might be different than mine.” He tossed two more dog toys on the floor. There were already five of them lying around for Panzer to choose from. Apparently dogs liked things scattered.

  “Why, what was your usual stuff?” I asked.

  Tyler hadn’t put his shirt back on, and I watched the muscles of his back flex as he reached into a kitchen cabinet to pull out some plates. Even now, in the midst of my postcoital satisfaction, I felt my body responding. Just a little pizza break, then I’d be taking Mr. Connelly back to bed.

  “Well, around here it was mostly swimming, fishing, waterskiing. My dad ran a charter fishing company, so Grant and I spent our summers working on the boat.”

  I set a stack of medical journals on the floor. “Charter fishing company? That’s interesting.”

  Tyler put the plates on the table and came around behind me, wrapping his arms around my waist. “Yep,” he said, kissing the side of my neck.

  “Stop that.” I tilted my head and pressed back against him precisely so he wouldn’t stop. If I’d thought that a little sex would ease the longing he’d stirred up in me, I was wrong. Very, very wrong. His touch had only thrown gasoline onto a banked fire, and now I had a real inferno raging. I wanted him now more than ever.

  His breath was warm against my skin. “How sturdy is that folding table?” he teased.

  Not sturdy enough for what I had in mind. But that would have to wait. Using every ounce of will, I twisted away from him.

  “The pizza will be here any minute. Behave yourself.” I playfully pushed at his arms. “And put on a shirt. Your chest is distracting me.”

  His laughter was another warm caress. “Then you’ll have to put on a bra, because, trust me, your chest is pretty distracting too.”

  He reached out, but I evaded him.

  “Let’s talk about something else. Do you play any musical instruments?”

  Tyler burst out laughing. “What?”

  I was so confused by all his testosterone, I wasn’t making any sense. I have no idea where that gem of a question came from. All I knew was I needed to dial down the sexy factor or we’d be naked again when the pizza arrived.

  “It’s a legitimate question. I mean, don’t you think we should get to know each other a little better? Now that we have, you know, known each other.”

  His head bobbed. “OK. Fair enough. I play a little guitar, but badly. Do you still play piano?”

  I found the corkscrew and set it on the counter. “I haven’t played in years. I never really enjoyed it, but my parents insisted because it’s good for manual dexterity. They started grooming me to be a surgeon by the time I could sit up.”

  He picked up the corkscrew and looked around for the bottle of wine. “What would you have become if you weren’t a doctor?”

  I stood still and let the question roll around in my befuddled mind. I’m not sure I’d ever given it any thought before.

  “Evie?”

  “I don’t know. I’m thinking.”

  His brows lifted. “So, you’ve always been certain that’s what you would do with your life?”

  “I guess. I mean, I had a certain level of expectation to live up to. Both my parents are surgeons, so it came pretty naturally to me. What made you decide to be an EMT?”

  “Necessity.”

  Necessity? What kind of an answer was that? I was about to ask him, but he opened the refrigerator door and frowned. “Where is all your food? There’s nothing in here except butter and olives.”

  I stepped up behind him and pointed.

  “And yogurt. And wine. See?”

  He bent lower. “And yogurt and wine, but where’s the rest?”

  He squinted as if there were some highly suspicious reason for my lack of produce, and pulled out the chilled bottle of chardonnay.

  “I hate to grocery shop. I usually eat at the hospital.”

  “OK, well, I’m going to write down the number to Jasper’s. Call over there next time you’re hungry and somebody will bring you something to eat.”

  God, he was sweet. And thoughtful, and generous. I could gobble him up with a spoon.

&n
bsp; This was a problem. A big, big problem, but I could hardly play surprised. Tyler Connelly had been adorável since the first moment I’d seen him snoring on that stretcher. Now that I’d had him in my bed, it would be tough to settle for someone else. But I couldn’t let my head be ruled by my hormones. If I did, I’d never find myself a decent husband.

  Chapter 18

  “THIS IS A SEX TOY party? Why the hell didn’t you tell me that before we got here?”

  Gabby, Hilary, and I stood in the fading sunlight on Delle’s bricked front porch between two enormous flowerpots full of red geraniums. As the last chime of the doorbell faded, my annoyance grew louder.

  The wicked sisters had tricked me, telling me this was some kind of home merchandise party. I’d thought Delle was selling jewelry, or candles, or those ceramic baking stones that I had no idea how to use, but apparently I was in for something quite a bit spicier than spinach dip and aromatherapy.

  Gabby’s bright smile was accented by bubblegum-pink lipstick. “I didn’t tell you, Dr. McFrigid, because if I had, you might not have come.”

  “You’re right. I wouldn’t have.”

  I had no moral objection to sex toys. Whatever floats the boat. But I did have an objection to sharing my bedtime preferences with a group of women I hardly knew. Or worse yet, women I knew and had to work with. Any second now, my receptionist would fling open that door and display her bagful of conjugal goodies. This was going to be A . . . W . . . K . . . W . . . A . . . R . . . D. They already talked too much about my sex life. This would only make it worse.

  On the bright side, at least I’d finally find out what a Vagazzler looked like.

  Gabby tucked a strand of pink-and-blonde hair behind her triple-pierced ear. She was wearing cute jeans and a sparkly tank top. I should’ve known when I saw her outfit we weren’t going to spend the evening talking about pastry dough or how to accessorize with scarves.

  Even Hilary was dressed racier than usual, in a silky red top and shorty-shorts. Damn her and her long legs. She took a hold of my shoulders and faced me. She jiggled my arms a little, but I was deliberately stiff.

  “If anyone could use a few toys, Evie, it’s you. We need to loosen you up before you meet your sexy dermatologist next week. We need to bring out your wild, adventurous side.”

  I bit back a smile.

  These two had no idea my wild, adventurous side had been ridden like an electronic bull not ten hours earlier. Tyler didn’t leave my apartment until six o’clock that morning. We’d gotten almost no sleep, and Panzer had eaten two more pairs of my underwear. Every part of my body felt used up and spent in the best possible way, and I was thoroughly enjoying my postcoital hangover.

  As if our night of sexual debauchery wasn’t decadent enough, Tyler had sent over the delivery boy from Jasper’s at lunchtime with a grilled onion cheeseburger. And french fries. Some men might have tried to woo me with flowers. He sent cholesterol-laden ground beef. It was heaven times ten. The taste of it had nearly sent me into another round of orgasms. Thank goodness the delivery kid had left before I ate it.

  But they knew none of that, and I wasn’t ready to share.

  “My adventurous side is primed and ready to go, Hilary. I don’t need battery-operated tools to charge it up.”

  “Primed and ready, huh? Well, even so, a little revving of the engine never did a girl any harm.”

  “Vroom, vroom,” Gabby said enthusiastically.

  The door opened, and there was Delle. Her cheeks vasodilated to a bright cherry red, a garish contrast to her lavender-framed glasses.

  “Oh, goodness! Dr. Rhoades! And Dr. Pullman. And Gabby. Come on in. Make yourself at home.”

  She turned with a flourish and led us through the foyer, her floral-print blouse billowing as she went. The house smelled like sugar cookies. And lubricant.

  “You know, if I get a toy, I won’t need a husband. I can just cuddle up with my inflatable boyfriend,” I whispered in Hilary’s ear as we walked into Delle’s paneled family room.

  “Trust me. Even with a man, toys are essential,” she whispered back. “Steve couldn’t find a G-spot with a map and a compass.”

  The place was decorated with old lace, an abundance of dried floral arrangements, and Precious Moments figurines. Not exactly sex toy party motif. Family photos abounded, covering every inch of wall and surface.

  Wonderful. Just what I wanted. Five hundred more pairs of eyes to watch me shop for dildos.

  “Just relax.” Gabby squeezed my wrist. “This is going to be fun.”

  We stepped farther into the room, and I saw several familiar faces. I tugged on her sleeve.

  “There’s hospital staff here. Don’t you think they’ll talk about seeing us here?”

  She rolled her shoulders in a careless shrug. “So? It’s a bonding thing. Seeing you here will make them like you better.”

  “People like me just fine now.”

  “Sure they do. But sometimes you’re a little edgy. And not trendy edgy. Edgy like you need to get laid. Consider this a long-overdue intervention. So sit down, have a glass of wine, and look through this catalog.”

  She pushed me into a folding chair and handed me a shiny red brochure with a virtually naked woman on the cover. I stared at it, noting the poorly done augmentation of the vixeny cover model. Her implants were too big, and too round to look natural. But then again, she was arched over a black leather sofa wearing a red thong, a white mask, and cowboy boots with spurs. That didn’t look very natural either.

  Hilary and Gabby set their purses on the chairs on either side of me and turned away.

  “Where are you guys going?” I practically hissed the question.

  They laughed out loud. Not with me. At me.

  “I’m getting wine for me, and for you, a Valium,” Hilary answered.

  “You’re hilarious.”

  They walked toward the kitchen as I glanced around the room to see who I recognized. Susie from the emergency department waved at me. I waved back. She had on cute low-cut jeans and a hot-pink top. Her hair was loose and wavy. She looked ten years younger than she did at work.

  I looked down at my own basic black capris and my light blue blouse. I was the only one here not wearing something cute and sassy. All my clothes were work clothes. But now that I was dating, I needed some new, more sultry outfits. And didn’t I deserve it? I worked hard. Of course, my sudden interest in fashion had nothing to do with Tyler, or any desire to look younger, hipper, sexier. I just hadn’t treated myself to a shopping spree in a long time, and I needed some new clothes. There was nothing more to it than that.

  It had nothing to do with him . . .

  Seriously. I was a terrible liar, even when I was the only one who could hear me.

  Gabby came back and handed me a glass filled to the brim with a frothy, peach-colored drink.

  “Try this. It’s good.”

  I took a sip. She was right. It was fruity and delicious.

  “What is it?” I asked, taking another big swallow.

  She waited until I had a mouthful. “It’s a penis colada.”

  I coughed and nearly spit it out through my nostrils. It burned. This was going to be a long, long night.

  She sat down, and Hilary joined us, holding a glass of white wine.

  “Anything interesting in the catalog?” she asked.

  I hadn’t had the nerve to open it, but it was now or never.

  Oh. I should have stuck with never.

  I always felt obligated to purchase something at these home parties, but I wasn’t in the market for see-through baby-doll pajamas, furry handcuffs, or nipple ring charms. Hopefully I could find a nice body lotion or something. But no. There was nothing that was remotely nonsexual in this entire thirty-page brochure. Thumbing through it, I discovered instruments I had never even imagined. Things with prong
s, whirligigs, spirals, spangles, ears, and tails. Things with batteries and chargers and assorted attachments. I elbowed Gabby and pointed at the pinkish monstrosity on page eleven.

  “Is that what it looks like?” I whispered.

  She leaned in close. “Do you think it looks like a giant, battery-operated, rubber tongue?”

  “Yep.”

  “Then yes, it is what you think it is.”

  “Ladies, if I could have your attention for just a moment,” Delle said, mopping perspiration away from her forehead with a tissue. “Thank you all for coming. This is Scarlett, our pleasure guide for the evening.”

  She put her fleshy arm around a thin but muscular woman dressed in a crimson bustier and pleather pants. I had to admit it. Scarlett did look kind of sexy, but those pants must be hotter than hell. And not hot in a sexy way, but hot in the my-legs-are-drenched-with-sweat kind of way.

  “But before we get started,” Delle continued, “I think we should start our evening off on the right note by introducing ourselves by our stripper name.”

  Everyone laughed except for me. “Our stripper name?”

  “Yes.” Delle’s fleshy cheeks bounced as she nodded enthusiastically. “Take the name of your first pet and add it to the street you grew up on.”

  Really?

  See, this was the kind of stuff I missed out on by always studying or working. All this time I’d had a secret stripper name and hadn’t even known it.

  We worked our way around the room, making introductions. Susie’s name was Mittens Hightower. The woman next to her was Gypsy Main, and so it went. Jinx Belmont. Rosie Leffingwell, Taffy Fulton. Gabby and Hilary became Roxie and Snowball Caravelle. And I was Panzer Mulberry.

  “You had a dog named Panzer? That’s a cool name,” Gabby said, sucking up the last of her drink through a dainty straw.

  I squirmed in my chair, not certain I wanted to delve into this. But the penis colada had loosened my tongue. My real tongue. Not the rubber one on page eleven.

 

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