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by David Handler


  He was stretched out on the loveseat in front of a roaring fire when he got a phone call from Rut Peck, who was back in residence at Essex Meadows.

  “Glad to hear that you’re on the mend, young fella.”

  “Rut, I sure do apologize for abandoning you that way at the Rustic.”

  “No apology necessary. Liveliest afternoon I’ve had in ages.”

  “I also want you to know how sorry I am about Paulette.”

  The old postmaster fell silent, breathing heavily in and out. “Me, too.”

  “Did you have any idea what she was up to?” Mitch asked, recalling how uneasy the old fellow had seemed that night in his cellar, when he first told Mitch about the grinch.

  “I knew that Casey was no good. I figured if things were going missing he had to be mixed up in it somehow. But I never imagined that Paulette was in on it with him. That she’d betray the job and do something so awful to Hank. No sir, not in a million years. But you never think that way about the people who you’re fond of—no matter how old and wise you get. Not that I feel very wise right now. Just kind of sad.”

  “I guess Paulette felt she had no choice.”

  “We always have a choice, young fella,” Rut said. “Always.”

  Josie stopped by a few minutes after that toting a blender full of something that looked a lot like purple diarrhea. “I’m so happy that you’re up and about, naybs,” she exclaimed, all bright eyed and pink cheeked. “I made you one of my smoothies. It’s got bananas, raw kale and a bunch of Big Sister wild blackberries that I found in the freezer. Just what you need right now. Go ahead, taste it.”

  Mitch forced himself to take a small sip, swallowing hard. “Yum, it’s as good as it looks. I’ll have the rest of it later. I’m kind of full right now.”

  Josie tilted her blond head at him. “I’m not going to find another stash of Cocoa Puffs in your fridge am I?”

  Right away, Mitch flashed back to Casey hurling his Cocoa Puffs in the parking lot of the Rustic after Tommy the Pinhead punched him in the stomach. It was one of the last things Mitch remembered before Tommy K.O.’d him with that snow shovel. “Naybs, I won’t ever eat Cocoa Puffs again.”

  “Wow, I actually believe you.” Josie perched on the edge of an overstuffed chair, clearing her throat. “So now you know everything sordid and awful about me, don’t you? Des must have told you.”

  “She told me a bit,” he acknowledged. Actually, she’d told him all about the life that Josie had led before she arrived in Dorset. Des had done so in a flat, emotionless voice. Had taken no pleasure in the telling. Des Mitry wasn’t wired that way. “For starters, that your father didn’t abandon you and your mother when you were twelve. He was killed in some kind of a hunting accident.”

  “It was no hunting accident,” Josie said quietly. “My mother shot him. The police gave her a pass because they knew he’d been beating the crap out of her for years. Also that if they put her away there’d be no one to take care of me. Not that she was much good at the mothering thing. All she ever did was get loaded every night. I told you the truth, Mitch. I’ve been on my own since I was sixteen. I’ve done whatever I had to do to survive. Plenty of things that I’m not particularly proud of. But I’m not any kind of evil, scheming bitch. Just someone who’s been trying to make my own way.” Her big blue eyes locked on to his pleadingly. “Is that so horrible?”

  “No, it’s not.”

  She gazed into the fire now. “I know how it looks. I’ve lived with two older men, James and Bryce. They both killed themselves. And they both made sure I wouldn’t get kicked out of the house after they died. I didn’t ask either of them to do that for me. I didn’t even know that they had. James and Bryce were messed up. They needed help badly. I tried to help. I failed them. I failed Casey, too. That doesn’t make me a rotten person. But now everyone in Dorset thinks I am, just like they did in Castine. Because I’m an outsider. Because I’m different. I had to leave Castine, you know. People started spray painting the word whore on my car. They drove me out of there and now they’ll drive me out of Dorset. Preston Peck will see to that. Glynis told me he’s prepared to offer me a ‘generous’ cash settlement if I’ll clear out. That’s pretty much what I’ve decided to do. I’m just waiting for the medical examiner’s office to release Bryce’s body. I promised Bryce I’d cremate him and scatter his ashes on the beach here. I intend to keep that promise. And I don’t give a damn what Preston thinks.”

  “I’d like to be there when you do it, if you don’t mind.”

  “I don’t mind. I’d like you to be there.”

  “I’d also like you to reconsider your decision. Don’t let him drive you away. Stay here and slug it out.”

  Josie looked at him curiously. “Are you serious?”

  “Absolutely. I’ve gotten used to having you around. I’ll miss you. You’re not the only person in the world who’s different, you know. I’ve been different my whole life. My idea of a good time is sitting in a dark room staring at a wall. Normal people think I’m completely crazy. But normal people are total bores. They’re also the ones who’re responsible for pretty much everything that goes wrong in this world. I think you should stay, Josie. You’ve made a home for yourself here. You have clients who need you. Don’t go.”

  “A certain resident trooper wouldn’t like it very much if I stayed.”

  “Who, Des? She’ll be fine with it. Lots of people will. Dorset is changing fast. This isn’t the same place it used to be. She’s living proof of that. We’re living proof of that. Besides, you can’t keep running away your whole life. You have to put down roots.”

  Josie shook her head at him. “No, you don’t.”

  “Where will you go?”

  “Somewhere warm. Anywhere warm.” Josie let out a mournful sigh. “Anywhere but here.”

  * * *

  It was starting to snow again as Des eased her cruiser across the causeway, a huge bag of groceries riding on the seat next to her, along with Mitch’s Christmas present. Eight inches of fresh white powder were expected overnight. Happily, Mitch’s concussion symptoms were starting to ease off. Des knew this because tonight he’d placed his first highly specific dinner order—her smothered pork chops with home fries and sautéed collard greens. If Mitch had his normal appetite back then all was right in his world. And in hers, too.

  He had a bottle of Chianti Classico open when she got there. A big fire blazed in the fireplace. Neil Young was on the stereo. And that wasn’t all.

  “Mitch, how did my little yellow bikini end up on that Christmas tree again?”

  “I can’t remember,” he replied, beaming at her. “I’m still concussed.”

  “You know what I was thinking while I was driving over here? This is going to be my happiest Christmas ever. Would you like to know why?”

  “Because I didn’t freeze to death?”

  “Well, yeah.”

  “I’m kind of happy about that, too.”

  As soon as they got comfy in front of the fire with their wine she handed over his present.

  “Hey, I thought we were going to wait until Christmas morning to exchange gifts,” he said.

  “Hey, I changed my mind,” she said. “Open it.”

  He tore open the wrapping to reveal an old book. But not just any old book. It was a signed Random House 1941 first edition of his all-time favorite Hollywood novel, What Makes Sammy Run? by Mr. Budd Schulberg, who also wrote the screenplays for two of his favorite films, On the Waterfront and A Face in the Crowd. It was in perfect condition, dust jacket and all.

  Mitch drew in his breath, awestruck. “Do you have any idea how rare this is?”

  “Pretty good idea.”

  “You shouldn’t have.”

  “And yet I did. Nothing’s too good for my boyfriend.”

  “Wow, girlfriend … Thank you large.”

  “You’re welcome large.”

  Now he fetched a mailer pouch from his writing table and handed it to her. “
I haven’t wrapped yours yet. And it’s going to seem like a dog biscuit in comparison. Promise me you won’t laugh?”

  “I promise.” She opened it to find a navy blue wool beret inside. A hat? He bought me a HAT? Wait, there was something else tucked in the pouch. A letter-sized envelope containing … a pair of open-ended first-class tickets from JFK to CDG—as in Charles de Gaulle International Airport in Paris, France.

  “We still haven’t spent time together in Paris,” he explained as she stared at him with her mouth open. She was not laughing. “It’s something we’ve just got to do. And we have to do it in April. No other month’s nearly as glorious. I figured we’d spend a couple of weeks there, then rent a car and get lost down in the Loire Valley until we max out your vacation time. Sound okay?”

  “Sounds incredible. I can’t wait.” She tried the beret on for size, adjusting it this way and that. “How does it look?”

  “Saucy,” Mitch replied. “And I happen to be a major fan of saucy.”

  “Guess what I’d like to do tonight after we eat.”

  “I’m hoping I have a pretty good idea.”

  “No, not that. I mean, yeah. But first I want to watch Palm Beach Story.”

  “I must be drifting back into la-la land. It sounded like you just said you want to watch Palm Beach Story.”

  “Can we?”

  “I’m afraid not,” he answered grimly. “I have to soldier on with my Danny Kaye Film Festival. I made it all of the way through The Court Jester this afternoon and tonight I intend to endure The Man From the Diner’s Club.”

  “Mitch, you don’t like Danny Kaye.”

  “That’s not entirely accurate. I loathe Danny Kaye.”

  “So why are you watching all of his movies?”

  “Because I have to.”

  Des peered into his eyes. “You sure you’re feeling okay?”

  “Never better.”

  She gazed into the fire, sipping her wine. “You know, you were babbling about some pretty strange stuff when we found you on that beach.”

  “That doesn’t surprise me. Like what?”

  “Kids.”

  “I was talking about kids? Boy, I don’t remember that at all. What did I say about them?”

  “That we never had any. You seemed awful sorry about it, too.”

  He got up and put another log on the fire, poking at it. “Are you sure? Because that really doesn’t sound like me.”

  “Oh, it was definitely you. The only other man there was Casey and he wasn’t doing much talking.”

  “Des, I must have been delirious.”

  “So you didn’t mean it?”

  “Mean what?”

  “That you want to have kids.”

  “I honestly don’t know what I meant. Can’t even imagine what I … Why, do you want to have kids?”

  “Who, me? Maybe someday. But not right now.”

  Mitch nodded his head. “Not right now. I agree a hundred percent.”

  “Are you sure?”

  He took a long time before he answered her. “Honestly? I’m not sure about much of anything anymore. But as long as I’ve got you and your little yellow bikini on my side I’m okay with that.”

  “I guess that means the bikini stays on your Christmas tree.”

  “Has to. Unless you want to, you know, model it before dinner.”

  Des looked up at him through her eyelashes. “If I do that we won’t be eating dinner until ten o’clock.”

  “Actually, it might be after midnight. I’m still concussed. I may have forgotten some critically important moves.”

  “Not to worry, wow man. I’ll refresh your memory.”

  “You’d do that for me?”

  “Happy to,” she assured him. “For starters, do you remember where my tattoo is?”

  Mitch got that dreamy look on his face. “Oh, yeah…”

  Des showed him her smile. “Then I think you’re going to be just fine.”

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  David Handler’s first book in the Berger and Mitry series, The Cold Blue Blood, was a Dilys Award finalist and BookSense Top Ten pick. David is also the author of eight novels about the witty and dapper celebrity ghostwriter Stewart Hoag and his faithful, neurotic basset hound, Lulu, including the Edgar and American Mystery Award winner The Man Who Would Be F. Scott Fitzgerald. David lives in a two-hundred-year-old carriage house in Old Lyme, Connecticut.

  Visit his Web site at www.davidhandlerbooks.com.

  ALSO BY DAVID HANDLER

  FEATURING BERGER & MITRY

  The Blood Red Indian Summer

  The Shimmering Blond Sister

  The Sour Cherry Surprise

  The Sweet Golden Parachute

  The Burnt Orange Sunrise

  The Bright Silver Star

  The Hot Pink Farmhouse

  The Cold Blue Blood

  FEATURING HUNT LIEBLING

  Click to Play

  FEATURING STEWART HOAG

  The Man Who Died Laughing

  The Man Who Lived by Night

  The Man Who Would Be F. Scott Fitzgerald

  The Woman Who Fell from Grace

  The Boy Who Never Grew Up

  The Man Who Cancelled Himself

  The Girl Who Ran Off with Daddy

  The Man Who Loved Women to Death

  FEATURING DANNY LEVINE

  Kiddo

  Boss

  This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.

  THE SNOW WHITE CHRISTMAS COOKIE. Copyright © 2012 by David Handler. All rights reserved. For information, address St. Martin’s Press, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.

  www.stmartins.com

  Cover art by Hugh Syme

  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data (TK)

  ISBN 978-1-250-00454-3 (hardcover)

  ISBN 978-1-250-01734-5 (e-book)

  First Edition: October 2012

 

 

 


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