Rina took the flowers. “Well, thank you.”
Marge handed her a bottle of wine. “I hope this kind is okay. It’s got that Circle O-U on it.”
Rina looked at the bottle. “This is fine.” A two-year-old Cabernet Savignon. “I’m going to age this one. I’ve got an older bottle in storage that Peter’ll pop open. Come sit down. Peter’s just changing his shirt. I’ll go get him.”
She disappeared into the other room.
Oliver took a deep whiff, smiled, then rubbed his hands together. “Laissez les bonstemps rouler. You know how long it’s been since I’ve eaten home cooking?”
“She’s a great cook.”
“Man, she’s a great everything. I’d cut off a nut for a chance to do her.”
Marge glared at him. “You are so…”
“Rude? Crude? Tasteless? Disgusting? Horny? Pick a card, any card.” He sat down on one of the buckskin chairs. “I know you did it out of pity. But thanks for asking me to come.”
“No problem.”
“I must have sounded really pathetic over the phone.”
Marge sat on the leather couch opposite the chair. “Just a little lonely.”
Oliver said, “It’s these Sundays. Used to be family day. Sometimes, I miss the noise.” He exhaled. “Anyway, it was nice of you to ask me along. Nice of the missus to be so welcoming.” He looked up, saw Decker. “Ah, the host with the most.”
Decker shook hands with Oliver, kissed Marge’s cheek. “What’s up, Scotty?”
“She felt sorry for me.” Oliver jerked a thumb in Marge’s direction. “Hope it’s not a problem.”
“Not at all,” Decker said. “Sit down. Get either of you something to drink?”
“Beer’s fine,” Marge said.
“Ditto.”
“I heard it,” Rina called out. “I’ll get it.”
Decker sat on the couch, smiled. But it lacked warmth. “So…”
“So how ’bout them Dodgers?” Marge said.
Oliver leaned forward. “You know, I’ve been running this whole thing over in my mind and—”
“What thing?” Marge asked.
“What thing?” Oliver threw up his hands. “Decameron’s murder scene! I’ve got a real good fix—”
“Scott, this is a social visit,” Marge chided.
Oliver drew his head back. “You can’t be serious.”
“She’s right,” Decker said. “This is a social dinner. No shop talk. I promised Rina.” He flashed a smile of ice. “And I keep my promises.”
Marge looked at Decker. What was wrong with him? They sat in silence. A moment later, Rina came back into the room, balancing a tray of drinks. She had covered her hair. “Did I interrupt anything?”
“Not a thing,” Oliver said. “Thank you, Mrs. Decker.”
“It’s Rina.” She handed him a drink. “How’s life, Detective?”
“It’s Scott.” Oliver took a swig of his beer. “Life is fine…well, passable. Thank you for having me.”
“It’s really no problem. Like Peter said, I cooked enough for an army.” She handed a glass of beer to Marge, then to Peter.
Decker took it, nodded. He knew he was exuding tension. Rina, on the other hand, was acting perfect hostess. Galled the heck out of him.
“Sit down, Rina,” Marge said.
“Yeah, sit down,” Oliver echoed.
Rina looked at Peter’s stony face. “In a minute. I have some goodies in the oven. I’ll be right back.”
She scurried out of the room.
To Decker, Marge said, “Is this a bad time, Pete?”
Decker glared at Marge. “No, it is not a bad time.”
Oliver said, “You’re pissed at her. You might try hiding it a little better. You’re embarrassing her.”
Decker said, “Who invited you?”
Oliver sat back. “Sorry.”
“What’s going on, Pete?” Marge said.
Oliver said, “They got into a tiff—”
“She eavesdropped on me!” Decker said, “Worse than that, she invited him over to the house, for chrissakes!”
“Who?” Marge said.
Decker lowered his voice. “Bram Sparks, can you believe that? She invited Bram Sparks—a murder suspect in one of the city’s biggest cases—over to my house.” He downed his beer. “I swear I don’t know what goes through that woman’s mind.”
“Did you ask her?” Marge said. “I’m sure she had her reasons.”
“I don’t care about her reasons—”
Oliver said, “What did she and Bram talk about?”
“How do I know?” Decker was annoyed.
“You didn’t ask her?”
“No, I didn’t ask her.”
“Loo, if she’s good enough friends with this guy to invite him into the house, she may have learned something germane. You gotta pump her—”
“Scott—” Marge interrupted.
Oliver said, “Don’t Scott me, Marge. Rina could be sitting on the entrance to a gold mine. We’ve got a murder to solve here.”
“Rina should be locked up with a zipper on her mouth,” Decker said.
Marge regarded him, said nothing.
Rina returned with a salver of hors d’oeuvres. She started with Marge. “I had mini-hot dogs. Before I turned around, they had been consumed by marauding teenaged boys.”
Marge said, “Where are the boys?”
Rina served Oliver. “In their room, I think.” She raised her eyebrows. “I don’t go in when the door’s closed. Don’t want to get my head bitten off.”
“And the baby?” Marge asked.
“The baby, Baruch Hashem, is sleeping.”
“How’s she doing?” Oliver asked.
“She’s a great kid. Very, very active. I’m always running after her. I’m too old for her.”
“You’re too old?” Decker said.
Rina brought the tray over to Decker. She kissed the top of his ginger head. “You’re only as old as you feel.”
“Then I must be rivaling Methuselah.”
“Have a cracker, Peter.”
He took a smoked salmon with an olive on top and glared at her. “Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.” She put the tray down on the coffee table. The phone rang. Decker stood, but Rina motioned him down. “It’s probably my mother. I’ll get it in the kitchen.”
Decker watched the sway of her rear as she disappeared behind the kitchen door. He remained standing, ate his smoked salmon. “Will you excuse me for a moment?”
He followed her into the kitchen.
Marge blew out air. “I didn’t know I was walking into Virginia Woolf. He’s overreacting to this Bram thing.”
“Nah, he’s being a guy,” Oliver said. “See, he tells us his wife spoke to Bram because he’s a friend, we get excited. Maybe she knows something that’ll help out the case. But all Deck’s thinking about is whether or not she ever fucked the guy.”
Marge didn’t answer.
Oliver lowered his voice. “I don’t know too much about women. But I know enough to never, ever ask a woman about her past. You force it out of her, she tells you, you go crazy. What does it matter anyway?”
Marge nodded.
Oliver twiddled his thumbs. “At some point, we need to know if Bram said anything important.”
“Maybe Pete doesn’t want to pry.”
“Oh believe me, Deck wants to pry. But into the personal stuff. That’s a dead end.” Oliver leaned over. “Suppose Bram had a past with her. And suppose he came to her, looking for help? Couldn’t you picture it, Margie? He’s in the shits and a looker like Rina is there, giving him all her tea and sympathy. Hell, it’s enough to make even a priest slip up. Tell her things. Deck’s gotta pump her.”
“Scott, even if Bram did tell Rina things, I’m sure they were said to her in confidence.”
“So what?” Oliver said, sipping beer. “He’s a priest. He talks, he violates his vows. But she isn’t under any oath. She shoots off her mouth, she�
��s just acting like a woman.”
They must have made up. Because when Rina called everyone to the table, she and Pete were all lovey-dovey. Cute, Marge thought, but nauseating. Smiling at each other, little love pats on the rears when they thought no one was looking. Marge almost wished they were still fighting.
As expected, the food was excellent. First course was a thick pea soup with diced carrots and thick marrow bones. It was followed by a butter lettuce, mandarin orange, slivered almond, and green onion salad. The entrée was rack of lamb served with a timbale of rice pilaf and a crookneck squash puree.
Copious amounts of comestibles. Marge had seconds, Decker and Oliver had thirds. Rina’s sons didn’t just eat, they devoured. Nice kids, Marge thought. Polite and attentive. Still, it was clear they were anxious to leave. As soon as they finished clearing the plates, they excused themselves, saying they had errands to run.
Rina poured coffee. Oliver eyed the cup and saucer with suspicion. “Can you die by eating too much?”
Rina said, “You know, I once read about a knight who died of a burst bladder.”
“Lovely,” Decker said.
“I’ll pass on the coffee,” Oliver said.
“Nonsense.” Rina placed the cup in front of him. “A little decaf never hurt anyone.”
“Tell that to the knight.”
Rina said, “I think the story went like this. The knight had been at a king’s banquet, had been drinking gallons and gallons of wine. Apparently, back then, one wasn’t permitted to excuse oneself from the table for any reason until the festivities were over.”
Oliver said, “Too bad trains hadn’t been invented. Otherwise, he could have gotten himself a brakeman’s companion.”
“I’ve got dessert coming,” Rina said.
“No more,” Oliver pleaded. “No more. No more.”
“Everyone can use a little sweetness in his or her life.” Rina stood at the kitchen door. “I’ll be back.”
After she left, Marge said, “She’s awfully chipper.”
“She’s a pain in the neck.” Decker smiled. “But a good kid down deep.”
“She don’t look like a kid to me,” Oliver said.
“Watch your tongue,” Decker said.
Oliver gave Decker a forced smile. “Now that you two are in good graces, think you might want to ask—”
“No.”
“Deck, she might know something.”
“It’s Loo to you and she doesn’t know anything.”
“So you asked her.”
“No, I didn’t ask her,” Decker replied. “But she doesn’t know anything. If she did, she would have told me.”
“Deck, how does she know what’s relevant?”
Marge said, “He’s got a point, Pete.”
Oliver said, “I’ll bring it up—”
“No, you won’t.”
“Just let me ask her—”
“Ask me what?” Rina said, carrying in a layer cake.
“Ask you nothing,” Decker said.
“Ask what you and Bram talked about,” Oliver said.
Decker turned red with anger, held his tongue. Rina set down the cake.
To Oliver, she said, “I was willing to tell him. He wasn’t interested.”
“Rina, that’s enough!”
“She isn’t talking to you,” Oliver said. “She’s talking to me—”
“You’re in my house, Scott!”
Rina said, “Let’s not ruin a nice dinner. I’m sure Peter has his reasons for wanting to change the subject.” She kissed her husband’s head. “Would you like some cake, dear?”
Decker glared at her, eyes sweeping over his colleagues’ faces. He groused, “Tell us what you talked about.”
“Unfortunately, there’s nothing much to say.” She cut Peter a slice of cake. “Just some personal talk. About my late husband…Bram’s feelings toward his siblings.”
Oliver said, “He didn’t talk about the murder charges against him?”
“He didn’t murder anyone,” Rina said. “He’s not capable of murder.”
“Yeah, he’s a saint,” Decker said. “That’s why he had bloody clothes in his safe.”
Marge looked at Decker, put her finger to her lips.
Decker grumped, “She knows about the safe, Marge. I told you she eavesdropped on our phone conversation.”
Marge’s eyes widened. “Rina, that’s low.”
“Yeah, sounds like something I’d do,” Oliver said.
“Sorry, but I’m not remorseful. My friend’s life was at stake, so too bad!”
“Think you might fake some humility for my sake?” Decker snapped.
“Peter, I’m—”
“How about some cake, Mrs. Decker?” Oliver piped in.
Rina served Oliver a wedge of cake.
“Too big,” Oliver said.
“Just eat what you’d like.”
“I’m gonna eat the whole thing, that’s the problem.”
“You only pass through once in your life, Scott.”
“You’re right. Leave it.”
Rina said. “Marge?”
“Half that size, Rina.”
Rina cut a piece for Marge, filled up the coffee cups. “Bram didn’t do anything. He’s clearly protecting someone.”
“He said that to you?” Oliver asked.
“No,” Rina admitted. “Bram’s a priest. He’d never reveal anything confidential. But I did find out why he has a safe in his apartment.”
“Why?” Oliver asked, taking out a notepad.
“He got held up at gunpoint several years ago in the rectory. Since then, on weekends, when the chapel’s empty, he keeps the church’s cash and valuables in his safe.”
“Valuables?” Marge asked.
“The gilt chalices used in Mass,” Rina answered. “Silver candlesticks, incense holders, and trays…things like that.”
Oliver smiled. “Yeah, I didn’t think he was referring to the porno magazines.”
“They’re not his,” Rina stated.
Decker said, “He told you that?”
Rina paused, then shook her head no.
Decker took a forkful of cake and appraised her. “What are you hiding, dear?”
Rina sighed. “He told me the magazines were his. But I don’t believe him. He’s protecting someone, Peter. You know it and I know it.”
“I don’t know anything,” Decker said.
“I know I’ve said this before.” Marge swallowed a mouthful of devil’s food. “But why would Bram leave explicit magazines with his name on the wrappers at the scene of a murder? It doesn’t make sense.”
“I don’t know why,” Decker said. “But Luke said his name was on the wrappers.”
“My opinion?” Oliver said. “I think Luke’s name was on the wrappers.”
“What are you talking about, Scott?” Decker said. “Bram just told Rina that the magazines were his.”
“I don’t believe it,” Rina said.
Decker said, “Fine, Rina. Don’t believe it. Can we change the discussion?”
Marge thought a moment, then said, “So let’s assume Bram’s name was on the wrappers—”
“Marge,” Decker said. “Please.”
Rina cried out, “Peter, this is important to me! How can I make you understand that?”
Decker rolled his tongue in his mouth. “What’s important to you, Rina? Proving Bram innocent or hearing the truth?”
Rina paused. “I’ll accept the truth. As soon as you can prove him guilty.”
“I don’t prove guilt or innocence, Rina. I just collect evidence. And right now, the evidence collected from your friend’s safe is incriminating.”
“He’s protecting someone.”
“And you’re repeating yourself.”
“Peter, how do you know the wrappers had Bram’s name on them? Did you see them?”
“No.”
“We’re taking Luke’s word for it,” Oliver said. “A big mistake.”
“Except that Bram admitted they were his,” Marge said.
“He’s lying,” Rina stated formally.
“Rina—”
“So Luke claims he saw wrappers with Bram’s name on them,” Rina said. “So what? That’s not conclusive. Someone could have made those wrappers, put Bram’s name on them, stuffed them with the magazines, and left them at the murder scene.”
Marge said softly, “Rina, if that was the case, why would Bram tell you they were his?”
Decker said, “Darling, what difference does it make whether the magazines were Bram’s or not. It’s the clothes that are incriminating. They tell us he was there.”
“Either he or Luke,” Marge added.
Rina said, “It’s just that Bram owning those kinds of magazines—”
“Especially that kind of magazine,” Oliver said.
“You mean the gay stuff?” Rina said.
“No, it’s not the gay stuff that makes me wince,” Oliver said. “It’s the sadomasochism and body piercing.”
“What?” Rina shrieked.
“Thank you, Scott,” Decker said.
Oliver turned red. “I figured she knew—”
“No, she didn’t know.”
“Body piercing?”
Oliver said, “Needles through everything imaginable.” He held his crotch. “Ouch!”
Rina threw up her hands. “Bram would never have anything to do with that kind of stuff!”
Decker said, “People have secret lives, Rina.”
“No way!” She shook her head vehemently. “No, I don’t believe it. He would never be into something so…”
“Kinky?” Oliver said with glowing eyes.
Decker said, “Rina, why are you obsessing on the magazines? They’re not the important issue here.”
“Because I know Bram. He’d never own things that glorify hurting people—gay or straight! He’s protecting someone. Either that or he’s being framed.”
“You’re turning this discussion into a screed for his innocence.”
“I’m trying to make sense out of the illogical!”
The room was quiet. Rina poured more coffee. “Okay. So I’m biased. What’s the harm in that?”
“Nothing,” Decker said. “But because you’re biased, you can’t help us. Doesn’t Jewish law state that judges may not be biased.”
“I’m not his judge, I’m his advocate.” She sat down. “I’m his friend. Friends need advocates.”
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