“A joke,” Flick said. “Not a very good one.”
She wasn’t sure he believed her, but he let it go.
“What else do you do for a living apart from bring male hearts to life?”
“Lots of things only nothing as rewarding as that.” She smiled.
“How many jobs do you have?”
“Not sure.” Flick squirmed now the focus was back on her.
“Do you like any of them?”
This conversation was heading for shark-infested water.
“I like elements of all of them. The drystone walling was fun until the snake incident. How is your hand, by the way?” She lobbed the ball to his side of the table.
“Hurts like crazy. What else do you do?”
The ball came back and she swiped it across the net. “Shall I kiss it better?”
“Later.” Beck coughed and smashed the ball back to her side. “What else?”
“I drive a limo for Yorkshire Television once or twice a week. I enjoy that because there’s always the chance that I’ll pick up Johnny Depp.”
“What else?”
“Underpaid minion at a local gym. The hours are crap, though of course I live in hope of Johnny Depp popping in for a quick workout.”
“What’s all this about Johnny Depp?”
“I like Johnny Depp.”
Not anymore. Flick licked a drop of sauce from her lip. Beck groaned. “Don’t do that.”
“Don’t do what?”
“Lick your lip. It distracts me.”
Flick ran her tongue all the way around her lips. “Can I have the last piece of prawn toast?”
“I’m not that distracted. You ate all the others.”
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Flick picked it up and pushed it in his mouth. “I hope you choke,” she said, immediately wishing the words back.
Beck chewed and swallowed. “Sorry, still alive. What about Hartington Hall?”
“What about it?”
“I know you work there, too.”
“Doing all the jobs Lady C’s regular cleaning lady doesn’t like, plus occasional work such as the dinner party or granny-sitting Gertrude.”
“Maybe you’re also pretty good at taping out digs,” Beck said. Flick helped herself to more rice. “Only pretty good?”
“It was you,” Beck said with a smile. “Thank you for doing that.”
She sighed. “The least I could do after my dog-walking disaster.”
He reached across the table and took hold of her hand. “I’m sorry about everything, Flick. I think there’s been a lot of jumping to conclusions.”
“Did Giles really do math at Cambridge?”
Beck chuckled. “He wasn’t the only one who made two and two equal five.”
Flick nodded. “At Birmingham University the first thing they taught us was that two and two equals four. Cambridge is clearly not all it’s cracked up to be. Stef got in for a start.”
“What did you do at Birmingham?”
She grinned. “History.”
“No wonder you know so much about archaeology. Did you—?”
“Finish? Yes. I got a First and don’t ask your next question.”
“What would that be?”
“Why I don’t have a proper job.”
They ate in silence for a while.
“So what’s your relationship with Henry?”
Flick dropped her chopsticks.
“Sorry. I wasn’t suggesting…I mean…now I’m wondering how many feet I can stick in my mouth at one go,” he said.
Flick thought about teasing him but decided not to. “Henry’s been very kind to me. He’s an angel, though he pretends he’s a devil.” What was their relationship? They played word games. They flirted. He’d never touched her in an inappropriate way though Flick sensed the possibility lurking. “I think he does fancy me but he’d never act on it and I’d run a mile.”
Beck smiled. “Any more jobs?”
“Pub work. I deliver Yellow Pages once a year and then there’s the fuel station,” she mumbled.
“I drove along the ring road looking for where you work. Where exactly is it?”
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“Not exactly on the ring road.” Flick helped herself to more Singapore noodles. This was not the time to tell him she was a pole dancer. Not now they were getting closer.
“This is really delicious.” Take the hint, she pleaded.
“Yep, it is. Okay, you’re bright and multi-talented, what is it that you’d actually like to do?”
Her gaze rolled around the restaurant and came to rest on the large aquarium.
“Marine biologist.” She liked the sound of that.
Beck laughed. “Why do you have so many jobs? I don’t understand why you’re not shattering some glass ceiling with one of your very sexy high heels.”
“I don’t want the responsibility,” Flick lied. “And I get bored really, really quickly and I think that’s enough about my jobs from someone whose career lies in ruins.”
Beck groaned. “To think I’ve never heard that one before.”
“Why did you decide you wanted to spend your life poking around in dead people’s rubbish?” Flick tried to shift the conversation back to him.
“Because I thought archaeologists didn’t need to shave and spent most of their time drinking.”
“Ah, so you drew the short straw with Ilkley.”
“No, I don’t think I did,” Beck said.
Flick smiled. “I need to tell you I don’t like beards.”
Beck coughed.
“No, I really don’t. They scratch. My theory is men grow beards to hide how ugly they are.”
“Flick.” Beck glared.
She grinned. “Never grow a beard. They’re like facial pubic hair, horrible.”
There was a snort from behind her. Beck looked panic stricken and Flick turned, aware of what she’d see—a bearded man. He frowned so hard, his eyebrows looked like two brown worms wriggling across his forehead.
“But I find food gets caught, don’t you?” She smiled and stroked her chin. “I shaved mine off and I’ve never regretted it. Why don’t you try it?”
“Flick!”
She turned back. “He shouldn’t have been listening. His wife will be grateful if he gets rid of it, believe me.”
“You are so weird.”
“Good weird or bad?”
“Good, I think.”
“That’s all right then. So give me the next installment of ‘Famous Five Go For A Dig’. How’s Jane getting on with the others?”
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“Better. She and Dina are speaking to each other in a civil way now. Isobel has whipped them all into shape.”
“The woman in the sheet.”
“My post-grad assistant. And no, we’re not and never have been.”
Flick gave a little smile.
“Dina doesn’t seem to be quite so hung up on me. She’s more bothered by the fact that Ross and Matt are no longer biddable servants. They have their tongues permanently out and their gaze fixed to Isobel’s chest.”
“Mmm.”
Flick had been chewing the same king prawn for the last few minutes and she didn’t want to swallow it. Prawns shouldn’t be chewy. She wanted to spit it out but Beck hadn’t taken his eyes off her. Normally she wouldn’t have minded but in a minute he’d wonder why she hadn’t spoken for ages and had nodded and murmured with her mouth closed. She began to wonder what she had in her mouth. A prawn or something else? Part of a finger? Her stomach lurched. Maybe those stories about Chinese restaurants weren’t all apocryphal. What if it was a chicken’s penis? Where had that thought come from? Did a chicken have a penis? Cockerels must have. Now she was going to be sick.
She gave in, glanced over Beck’s shoulder and waved. When Beck turned to look she spat the prawn into her hand.
“Someone you know?” he asked, turnin
g back.
“I thought so but she didn’t wave.”
Flick felt in her pockets for a tissue. Nothing. She could drop the thing on the floor, but the tablecloth didn’t hang very low and he’d see the piece of food when he stood up and think she was a slob. Of course, she could toss it his side, but he’d know he hadn’t dropped it and anyway she’d probably miss and hit him on the leg, then have to use her foot to move it and he’d think—oh God. She could hardly nick the restaurant’s linen napkin, so she pushed the chewed morsel into her coin purse. It didn’t look like a prawn. What the hell was it? She suddenly realized Beck had asked a question and she hadn’t been listening.
“Well, what do you think?” he said.
Flick came up with the one sentence that would make him forget what he’d asked.
“Do you want to stay the night?”
His mouth fell open. Oops. She could see him wondering how the hell he’d managed that and was worried by the fact that he looked alarmed rather than keen.
“Relax, I’m not going to drag you into bed,” she said.
“I’m disappointed now.”
She grinned.
“Do you want anything else to eat or shall I get the bill?”
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“I’m full.”
Beck took out his wallet.
“We can split it.” Flick tried to sound as though she meant it.
“My treat.” Beck put a five-pound note with his credit card and patted his pockets.
“Do you have a couple of pounds? I’d rather leave the tip in cash.”
Flick pulled her coin purse from her pocket and as she opened it the well-chewed body part masquerading as a king prawn flew out and landed right in front of Beck.
“What on earth is that?” he asked.
“It’s…it’s my lucky appendix.”
She watched in horror as Beck speared it with his fork and sniffed it.
“It smells of prawn,” he said.
“Why do you think they had to remove it?”
He burst out laughing. Flick pushed it behind the table decoration.
“Don’t you want to take it with you?” he asked.
Flick sighed. “You know, I feel strong enough to say goodbye. You’re a miracle worker.”
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Chapter Twenty-Five
Beck drove back to Timble as though he was taking his driving test. He didn’t dash through any changing traffic lights, he didn’t exceed the speed limits even in the sections between the speed cameras and he never took his eyes off the road. There was an erotic distraction sitting next to him he was trying not to think about. Flick had stretched out on the seat, slid her hand onto the back of his neck and was pulling his hair through her fingers. Beck moved his cheek against her hand, thought how soft it was and then jerked his head upright.
Concentrate. Road. Flick. Car. Drive. Flick.
He trembled as she ran one finger under the collar of his shirt and around to the front of his neck. His Adam’s apple moved up and down under her thumb.
“How are you feeling?” Flick asked.
“I think you know.” His erection strained against his zip. He needed to make himself more comfortable, but he didn’t dare take his hands from the wheel. When he felt her fingers tickle his knee, a flaming arrow hit his groin and he groaned.
“I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Beck knew his voice sounded strangled. Her hand slid higher.
“Flick, stop teasing me or…”
“Or what?”
“You’ll be sorry.” How lame could he be?
“I want to kiss you,” she said, “and I can’t wait.”
Beck wasn’t sure he could wait either but the well-illuminated A65 was not the best place to be dealing with an attack of uncontrollable passion.
“Something is going to happen if we wait,” she said. “Maybe there’ll be an invasion and we’ll find ourselves facing a line of tanks or a plane will crash in front of us. Ooh, or an impenetrable evil fog will appear out of nowhere, and creatures will materialize and drag us in different directions.”
Beck gulped. “Now you’re frightening me.”
“So no, we can’t wait. Turn right here.”
He flipped his indicator.
“Straight over this junction and keep going.”
“Flick, please take your hand off my thigh,” Beck asked in a choked voice.
“Sorry. Next left. Up the hill. At the junction turn right.”
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“Could you repeat that?” he mumbled, having forgotten everything after the word
“sorry”.
Flick went through it again.
“How much further?” Beck asked. He wasn’t sure, but he thought he’d asked that five times. He expected his dad to give him a clip around the ear any second. They travelled along a dark country lane somewhere between Guiseley and Otley.
“Three hundred yards, then left,” Flick instructed. “It’s a dead end. Don’t go too far or you end up in the sea. Okay, stop here.”
Beck switched off the engine. “I feel I ought to point out we’re a couple of hours away from the sea.”
“Oh no, we’re lost,” Flick wailed and then cut it off. “Never mind.”
She unfastened her seat belt, leaned over, took hold of his head and pressed her lips against his. Beck felt her tongue pushing its way into his mouth and for a moment he let her do all the work, reveling in being the one consumed before he started to kiss her back. She tasted so sweet. Her tongue was driving him crazy. His heart pounded. He wanted her so much he was in physical pain and the handbrake digging into his thigh wasn’t helping.
Flick pulled away and moved back onto her seat. “Thank God.”
“For what?” Beck stroked her cheek with his fingers.
“You kiss like you mean it.”
“I do mean it. Only now I want more.”
Flick glanced over her shoulder at the two rows of seats in the van. “How athletic are you?”
Beck doubted two broken legs could have stopped him. He scrambled over his seat onto the one behind.
“Not bad,” Flick said and in one fluid movement slid backward to join him.
“My ideal woman. Witty and agile.”
“I thought we only needed a pulse?”
“You have a pulse as well?” His lips moved to Flick’s and he eased her back so she lay on the seat. He had one knee beside her and the other on the floor on top of something sharp and he didn’t care. The kiss was deep and went on for so long they ran out of air and broke off gasping.
Beck lifted the bottom of her sweater—his sweater—and peeled it over her head, tossing it further back in the van. He continued to kiss her neck as his fingers fumbled with the buttons on her shirt. Flick’s fingers were busy with the buttons on his.
“I was so jealous of Hannibal,” she said.
“Why?” Beck opened the last button and gave a throaty groan. A red lace bra. He was dead and going to hell.
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“Because she got to crawl all over your chest.” Flick lifted her head, pressed her lips against his collarbone and licked her way down to his nipple as he hovered over her.
“She didn’t get to do that,” Beck gasped.
“If you’re wise, you’ll never risk letting her.”
Flick peeled off his shirt and threw it over the seat. “Not just a great mind, but a nice body.” She twirled her fingers over him.
“Only nice? Do you know how long I’ve spent at the gym toning and defining?”
“A month?”
Beck nipped her ear. Then they were kissing again in a tangle of limbs, with no room to move. He wanted her bra off. Now.
“How far are we going to go?” she whispered.
“I wasn’t thinking of driving to the sea.”
Flick bit his nipple gently.
“Ouch,
thank goodness you aren’t Hannibal.” He pulled back. “Well, I guess we’re not behaving like sensible adults. We’re crammed in the back of a van with no room to stretch, virtually no room to maneuver.” But even as he spoke he slid his hand inside the front of her pants. She was hot and wet and he was in deep trouble. Beck didn’t care where they were. They could have been standing outside a pub and he would’ve had to do this.
Flick moaned in his ear and Beck trembled. “I wish I could have gone out with you when I was a teenager.”
“Why?”
“Because I’d have spent hours kissing you, trying to get my hand right where it is now. It would have been months of exquisite torture.”
“Are you trying to tell me I’m easy?” Flick asked in indignation, but her eyes were glazed with desire.
“Too late.”
“I didn’t notice you protesting earlier that you could wait. If you’d like months of exquisite torture, that could be arranged.”
“I’m too old to cope with months of torture. I also think I’m too old to be doing this in a van.” And too tall.
Flick pressed her hand against the front of his trousers, stroked his erection and made him groan. Beck moved his mouth to the side of her head and sucked her earlobe. As she squeezed his cock he kissed down her neck.
“Are you?” she whispered.
“Am I what?” Beck’s capacity for logical thought diminished second by second.
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“Flick, Flick,” he murmured. “That feels so good.”
He couldn’t have stopped her now if he’d wanted to. Why would he want to? She had her mouth glued to his and her body pressed against his. That red bra. He was lost. His brain had shut down everything except his response to her touch. Her fingers were expertly bringing him to a climax he wouldn’t be able to push back. Nothing was going to stop—
The bang on the window made them both jump. Their heads turned and they stared at a man who stared at them.
“Fuck!” Beck tried to fasten his pants while Flick blocked the view of his body.
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