Emma Tupper's Diary

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by Peter Dickinson




  Table of Contents

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  About the Author

  Emma

  Tupper’s

  Diary

  by

  Peter

  Dickinson

  Big Mouth House

  Easthampton, MA

  This is a work of fiction. All characters and events portrayedin this book are either fictitious or used fictitiously.

  Emma Tupper’s Diary Copyright © 1971 by Peter Dickinson (peterdickinson.com).All rights reserved. First published in the UK by Gollancz.

  Cover and interior illustrations © 2014 Kathleen Jennings (tanaudel.wordpress.com).

  All rights reserved.

  Big Mouth House

  150 Pleasant Street #306

  Easthampton, MA 01027

  www.bigmouthhouse.net

  www.weightlessbooks.com

  [email protected]

  Distributed to the trade by Consortium.

  First Big Mouth House Edition

  February 2014

  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Dickinson, Peter, 1927-

  Emma Tupper’s diary / by Peter Dickinson. -- First Big Mouth House edition.

  pages cm

  Originally published in Great Britain by Gollancz, 1971.

  Summary: Sensible Emma spends the summer with her eccentric Scottish cousins, who are experimenting with an old submarine to see if they can find a monster in the family loch.

  ISBN 978-1-61873-063-3 (pbk.) -- ISBN 978-1-61873-064-0 (ebook)

  [1. Cousins--Fiction. 2. Eccentrics and eccentricities--Fiction. 3. Sea monsters--Fiction. 4. Underwater exploration--Fiction. 5. Scotland--History--20th century--Fiction.] I. Title.

  PZ7.D562Em 2013

  [Fic]--dc23

  2013031134

  Text set in Minion Pro.

  Paper edition printed on 50# Natures Natural 30% PCR Recycled Paper by in the USA.

  Chapter 1

  “YESTERDAY WAS SURPRISING,” wrote Emma Tupper.

  She stared out of her bedroom window and rattled her biro across her upper teeth. The loch lay so still in the early morning stillness that you might have skated on it. Then, beyond the water, a mountain rose, dark cliffs at the bottom, and above them mottled yellow and brown and purple—patches of grass and heather, Emma thought. The smooth sweep of the crest was spoilt by a funny little bobble. Dulled last night by her long journey, she hadn’t realised quite how beautiful it all was; but she decided not to write about it now, but to save it up for a day when nothing much happened. Yesterday had been surprising enough for one day’s entry.

  Emma had always woken far too early for any sane household. Ever since she could remember there had been at least two hours to mooch away before breakfast, but now she was going to use the time. She was going to write a better holiday diary than Sarah Davidson, who was spending her holidays in the Algarve, in Portugal. Sarah thought she would win the School Prize with her diary. Huh!

  “Yesterday was surprising,” she read. Yes it was. She started to write quickly in her large but tidy script. “I had a headache when the train got to Waverley Station in Edinburgh, and I couldn’t see anyone to meet me. But then I heard the loudspeakers calling my name.”

  “. . . Will Miss Emma Tupper, passenger on the 14.19 train from King’s Cross, please come to the Stationmaster’s Office?”

  She must have heard it three times before she noticed it, booming away in the roof-girders while the flood of other passengers rushed past her and she searched among the blank backs for a face that looked as if it might be coming to meet her. Two boys, a girl, some sort of looker-after person called Miss Newcombe . . . Then she heard her own name shouted up in the girders, and listened to the message properly next time round.

  A porter was pulling past her with a trolley covered with racing-pigeons crowded into woven hampers. The birds looked beady-eyed but placid—they knew what was happening; Emma didn’t.

  “Please, where’s the Stationmaster’s Office?” she said to the man.

  He began to point and explain, then noticed her heavy old suitcase.

  “OK,” he said, picking it up and stowing it behind the pigeons. “I’ll show you. I’ll be going most of the way, y’see.”

  Emma was disappointed that he didn’t sound particularly Scottish, but she gave him a shilling when he put the case down on the floor of the Stationmaster’s Office. This wasn’t a room—more like a passage with several doors opening off it, one of which said “ENQUIRIES. RING AND WAIT.” Emma rang; a glass partition beside the door shot up; a coloured man’s face appeared and said “Yes. Can I help you, please?”

  “I’m Emma Tupper. The loudspeaker was calling for me.”

  “Fine fine fine,” said the man. “Your friend’s here, miss.”

  “Thank you so much, Simon,” said a slow, soft voice. It sounded half-awake, as though somebody had just brought it a cup of early-morning tea. The door beside the partition opened and out walked a young woman. Emma forgot her headache and stared. It was impossible to believe that she could be in the same room—between these dingy walls—with anyone so beautiful. The woman didn’t seem to mind being stared at, or even to notice.

  “Hello,” she said. “Are you Emma? I’m Poop Newcombe. Now the first thing is . . . he said it was very important I’ve got a letter for you . . . I think. Here.”

  She spoke in a dreamy way, as though she could never be sure what the next word was going to be. She was blonde, not very tall, wearing a neat tweed suit. Her skin looked so soft that you’d have thought one touch would bruise it, or at least spoil it in the way a touch spoils the powdery freshness of an iris stalk. Her eyes were very dark blue, and she kept them very wide open. As she gave Emma the letter she smiled as though she were thinking about something else.

  The envelope was thick and creamy, with no writing on it. The paper inside crackled expensively as Emma unfolded it, and bore at the top an elaborate printed scroll containing the words “McAndrew’s Infallible Liniment for the Scalp”; luxuriant swags of hair fringed the scroll. After all this the actual message seemed very short and scrawled:

  “Dear Cousin Emma,

  Don’t let Poop go into any shops. Bring her straight back here. Important.

  R. McAndrew.”

  “Is R. McAndrew Roderick?” said Emma.

  Miss Newcombe turned from where she had been looking at her reflection in the glass covering a map of Scotland.

  “Yes,” she said, “but you needn’t worry. He makes jokes . . . and things. Shall we go? Oh, Simon . . .”

  The dark head appeared smiling at the partition.

  “Yes, Miss?”

  “What on earth shall we do about this?”

  She frowned at Emma’s suitcase as though it were a quite new kind of problem.

  “No trouble, miss,” said Simon. He nipped away, and Emma heard the chittering dial of the telephone. Almost at once another porter appeared and picked up the suitcase.

  “Oh, how lucky,” said Miss Newcombe. “I wonder if he can find us a taxi, and then we can go shopping.”

  The porter, a weedy and whiskery old man, tottered quickly through the bustle of travellers, as though he were determined to show Miss Newcombe that he was still as spry as a youngster. An army officer with red tabs on his shoulders was waiting for a taxi at the rank. Miss Newcombe frowned into her handbag.

  “I don’t seem to have any money, Emma,” she said. Emma was tipping the porter as a taxi appe
ared, so she didn’t see quite how it happened that the officer should be holding the door to let Miss Newcombe climb in, though it was really his taxi. The driver stowed Emma’s suitcase, climbed into his seat and said “Where to, ma’am?”

  “Oh,” said Miss Newcombe. “That lovely big shop what’s it’s name?”

  “Forsyths? Or Jenners?” said the driver.

  “That’s right,” said Miss Newcombe happily. The driver shrugged and drove off.

  “Please,” said Emma. “I mean, I’m sorry. I mean I’ve got a headache. Are the shops important? Where are the others? I thought . . .”

  “Have you really got a headache?” said Miss Newcombe.

  “Yes. I took a Disprin in the train, but it doesn’t seem to be working.”

  Miss Newcombe looked disappointed.

  “Poor darling,” she said. “I’ll take you to the office—they’re all there, and they’ll know what to do. They’d have come to meet you, only something’s happened to the company. I’m sorry, driver, we’ve changed our minds. Could you take us to . . . to . . . here it is . . .”

  She pulled out of her handbag another sheet of the expensive paper and held it so that Emma could read the words on the back while she read the address on the front. The words on the back were upside down, but they were in the same big scrawl as her letter and easy to read. “Taxi to Waverley Station. Go to STATIONMASTER’S OFFICE. Find SIMON. Ask him to broadcast message for EMMA TUPPER, on 14.19 from King’s Cross. GIVE HER MY LETTER! Don’t try and find the platform—you’ll get lost. DON’T GO SHOPPING—There isn’t time!!”

  The taxi swung round in the street and headed back for a bit, then darted right. Emma thought they were driving rather oddly for a taxi, and then noticed that the man was constantly twitching his head slightly from side to side, as though he was using his driving mirror every few seconds. She looked out of the rear window and could see nothing following them, but when she looked forward (still sitting in the middle of the back seat) she realised that the mirror was not trained on the window but on the corner where Miss Newcombe sat curled and purring. At that moment a fierce hooting burst out in front of the taxi and the driver slammed on his brakes, just missing a green lorry. After that he drove more normally.

  “How old are they all?” said Emma. “Mummy wasn’t sure in her letter.”

  “Who, darling?”

  “The McAndrews.”

  “I’m twenty-six,” said Miss Newcombe, “and Andy’s four years younger than me, and Finn’s four years younger than him, and Roddy’s four years younger than her. I hate arithmetic, but if you don’t mind . . .”

  “Is Finn Fiona?”

  “Yes, darling.”

  “So she’s eighteen?”

  “I expect so. Did you work it out? She looks eighteen usually.”

  Emma was disappointed. The gap between eighteen and her own fourteen was probably too big for easy friendship; she would have to fall back on Cousin Roderick, who wrote strange letters which were probably practical jokes. Except that his note to Miss Newcombe had told her not to go shopping . . . though how she was going to do that without any money . . .

  “Hurrah,” said Miss Newcombe suddenly. “Here we are. McAndrew’s Infallible Liniment—that’s it. You are clever. Well done.”

  The last five words were spoken to the driver, who grinned as though they were the biggest tip he’d ever been given. He jumped out to hold the door for her, only to find that it was already being opened by a twisted little man who was wearing shiny black riding-boots, breeches, a blue jacket with silver buttons, and a peaked cap.

  “Oh, thank you, Andy,” said Miss Newcombe. “Have you got something to pay the driver with? He drove terribly well.”

  “I’ll see to it, Miss Poop. The others have just about finished their talk. Will you and the young lady be waiting in the car?”

  (Actually what the little man said was more like “I’ll see tae ut, Miss Poop. Ta ithers hae juist aboot feeneeshed thair tack. Wiull ye an ta young leddy be wetting in ta carr?” Emma tried many times to get a few sentences of the shushing lilting West Highland accent into her diary, but they never looked right.)

  At that moment a small crowd burst from the door of McAndrew’s Infallible Liniment. It consisted of only four people but it had all the jostling and confusion of larger crowds until it sorted itself out; then three of the people lined up on the pavement to shake hands with the fourth—a fattish, dapper man who bowed as he took each hand. He looked very worried.

  “Good-bye, Mr Andrew,” he said to the dark, fierce, handsome young man. “I’m afraid this has been an unlucky visit.”

  “Good-bye, Mr Crowe,” said the young man. “I’ll write to my father, but you know what he’s like about letters.”

  “I do, I do. Good-bye, Miss Fiona.”

  “Good-bye, Mr Crowe,” said the thin girl with the pale, tall face and marvellous long red-orange hair, straight and silky. “Give my love to your wife.”

  “I will, I will. Good-bye, Master Roderick.”

  “Good-bye, Old Crow,” said the dark boy, square-headed, black-eyed, leaning forward slightly as though he wanted to punch Mr Crowe instead of shaking hands with him. “You’ll have to get some bombs and things and start a revolution out there.”

  Mr Crowe smiled at last, but still looked worried.

  “Hi, Poop,” said the young man. “Did you find her? Are you sure she’s the right one?”

  “I think so,” said Miss Newcombe, frowning at Emma.

  “Well, are you the right one?” said the young man.

  “I’m Emma Tupper,” said Emma as stodgily as she could manage.

  “Great,” said the young man, grinning like a pirate. “We’re a few McAndrews. I’m Andy, and I’m an engineer. This is Finn, and she’s an artist. This is Roddy, and he’s a nuisance.”

  “You’re still learning to be an engineer,” said Roddy. “I know how to be a nuisance.”

  “Emma’s got a headache,” said Miss Newcombe.

  “It’s better now,” said Emma. “The Disprin took a long time to work, I expect.”

  “You’re sure?” said Andy. “Let’s go, then.”

  He swung round and led the way to a huge Jaguar saloon parked a few yards down the street; the other Andy was already wrestling Emma’s suitcase into its boot. Roddy stayed for a moment where he was, raised his black eyebrows slightly and glanced sideways at Miss Newcornbe’s slim back. Emma shook her head and Roddy gave her a thumbs-up sign. Then they followed the rest of the family into the plushy, leather-smelling interior of the Jaguar, Andy shut the doors and the car sighed away from the kerb, slow as a hearse. There was a glass wall between the front seat and the back; the little old Andy drove, Miss Newcombe sat beside him and young Andy beside her; the three children sat in the back—if you could still count Finn as a child.

  “Is it far?” said Emma.

  “About two hundred miles.”

  “Oh.” She couldn’t keep the dismal note out of her voice, after the long and headachy train-journey, especially as old Andy was now driving along a widish road with very little traffic on it at so slow a pace that a boy on a bicycle overtook them.

  “Don’t worry,” said Finn. “Poop and my brother will drive most of the way. This is only to keep Old Crow happy.”

  A few minutes later the car stopped and the two Andys changed places. Then the upholstery was pressing against Emma’s back as the big car accelerated away, faster and faster, until they were breaking the speed-limit twice over.

  “Say it, then,” said Roddy suddenly.

  “Say what?” said Emma.

  “That it’s funny there being two Andys at the same time.”

  “I don’t expect it’s funny to you.”

  Finn, who had been looking out of the window, turned round, laughing.

  “You’re going to be marvellous for Roddy if you spoil all his jokes like that,” she said.

  Emma was glad to see that Roddy didn’t mind having his
joke spoilt. But she thought it was rather a dull joke, unless . . .

  “There’s more than two Andys,” she said slowly, and thought again.

  “There’s quite a lot of them,” she said, slower still.

  “Everybody’s called Andy,” she said.

  “Who told you? Cousin Kate?” said Roddy.

  “Mummy isn’t good at telling you things. But Finn said it was a joke, so . . .”

  “Hot stuff!” said Roddy. “You’re almost right. Everybody who lives round the loch is called McAndrew, but only the eldest sons are called Andrew McAndrew. You tell them apart by saying where they live, or what they do. My brother’s called Andy Big House, and that’s Andy Coaches who was driving, because his father looked after the horses and coaches before there were any cars.”

  “May I ask you about something else?” said Emma. She saw Finn’s face go blank and a little hard.

  “Poop?” said Roddy sharply.

  “No. I mean yes, if you want to explain anything so that I don’t make mistakes; but what I really want to know about is McAndrew’s Infallible Liniment. If it’s not a rude question.”

  “What about it, Finn?” said Roddy.

  “She’s not going to hear anyone talking about much else for the next few days. It’s only fair to tell her what it’s all about.”

  Finn sounded suddenly gloomy and turned to stare at the racing suburbs. By craning up and sideways Emma saw that the speedometer stood at 80 mph.

  “Don’t worry,” said Roddy. “Andy Coaches keeps an eye out for the police. He’s a whizz at that—he can smell ’em round a blind corner. Now, this follicle-food. You know our grandfather—he was your great-grandfather, I suppose—was an inventor?”

 

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