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by William Shakespeare


  Lord Timon, hear me speak.

  TIMON Freely, good father.

  OLD ATHENIAN

  Thou hast a servant named Lucilius.

  TIMON I have so. What of him?

  OLD ATHENIAN

  Most noble Timon, call the man before thee.

  TIMON

  Attends he here or no? Lucilius!

  LUCILIUS (coming forward) Here at your lordship’s service.

  OLD ATHENIAN

  This fellow here, Lord Timon, this thy creature,

  By night frequents my house. I am a man

  That from my first have been inclined to thrift,

  And my estate deserves an heir more raised

  Than one which holds a trencher.

  TIMON Well, what further?

  OLD ATHENIAN

  One only daughter have I, no kin else

  On whom I may confer what I have got.

  The maid is fair, o’th’ youngest for a bride,

  And I have bred her at my dearest cost

  In qualities of the best. This man of thine

  Attempts her love. I prithee, noble lord,

  Join with me to forbid him her resort.

  Myself have spoke in vain.

  TIMON The man is honest.

  OLD ATHENIAN Therefore he will be, Timon.

  His honesty rewards him in itself;

  It must not bear my daughter.

  TIMON Does she love him?

  OLD ATHENIAN She is young and apt.

  Our own precedent passions do instruct us

  What levity’s in youth.

  TIMON (to Lucilius) Love you the maid?

  LUCILIUS

  Ay, my good lord, and she accepts of it.

  OLD ATHENIAN

  If in her marriage my consent be missing,

  I call the gods to witness, I will choose

  Mine heir from forth the beggars of the world,

  And dispossess her all.

  TIMON How shall she be endowed

  If she be mated with an equal husband?

  OLD ATHENIAN

  Three talents on the present; in future, all.

  TIMON

  This gentleman of mine hath served me long.

  To build his fortune I will strain a little,

  For ’tis a bond in men. Give him thy daughter.

  What you bestow in him I’ll counterpoise,

  And make him weigh with her.

  OLD ATHENIAN Most noble lord,

  Pawn me to this your honour, she is his.

  TIMON

  My hand to thee; mine honour on my promise.

  LUCILIUS

  Humbly I thank your lordship. Never may

  That state or fortune fall into my keeping

  Which is not owed to you.

  Exeunt Lucilius and Old Athenian

  POET (presenting a poem to Timon)

  Vouchsafe my labour, and long live your lordship!

  TIMON

  I thank you. You shall hear from me anon.

  Go not away. (To Painter) What have you there, my

  friend?

  PAINTER

  A piece of painting, which I do beseech

  Your lordship to accept.

  TIMON Painting is welcome.

  The painting is almost the natural man;

  For since dishonour traffics with man’s nature,

  He is but outside; these pencilled figures are

  Even such as they give out. I like your work,

  And you shall find I like it. Wait attendance

  Till you hear further from me.

  PAINTER The gods preserve ye!

  TIMON

  Well fare you, gentleman. Give me your hand.

  We must needs dine together. (To Jeweller) Sir, your jewel

  Hath suffered under praise.

  JEWELLER What, my lord, dispraise?

  TIMON

  A mere satiety of commendations.

  If I should pay you for’t as ’tis extolled

  It would unclew me quite.

  JEWELLER My lord, ’tis rated

  As those which sell would give; but you well know

  Things of like value differing in the owners

  Are prized by their masters. Believe’t, dear lord,

  You mend the jewel by the wearing it.

  TIMON Well mocked.

  MERCHANT

  No, my good lord, he speaks the common tongue

  Which all men speak with him.

  Enter Apemantus

  TIMON Look who comes here.

  Will you be chid?

  JEWELLER We will bear, with your lordship.

  MERCHANT He’ll spare none.

  TIMON

  Good morrow to thee, gentle Apemantus.

  APEMANTUS

  Till I be gentle, stay thou for thy good morrow—

  When thou art Timon’s dog, and these knaves honest.

  TIMON

  Why dost thou call them knaves? Thou know’st them

  not.

  APEMANTUS Are they not Athenians?

  TIMON Yes.

  APEMANTUS Then I repent not.

  JEWELLER You know me, Apemantus?

  APEMANTUS

  Thou know’st I do. I called thee by thy name.

  TIMON Thou art proud, Apemantus!

  APEMANTUS Of nothing so much as that I am not like Timon.

  TIMON Whither art going?

  APEMANTUS To knock out an honest Athenian’s brains.

  TIMON That’s a deed thou’It die for.

  APEMANTUS Right, if doing nothing be death by th’ law.

  TIMON

  How likest thou this picture, Apemantus?

  APEMANTUS The best for the innocence.

  TIMON

  Wrought he not well that painted it?

  APEMANTUS He wrought better that made the painter, and yet he’s but a filthy piece of work.

  PAINTER You’re a dog.

  APEMANTUS Thy mother’s of my generation. What’s she, if I be a dog?

  TIMON Wilt dine with me, Apemantus?

  APEMANTUS No, I eat not lords.

  TIMON An thou shouldst, thou’dst anger ladies.

  APEMANTUS O, they eat lords. So they come by great bellies.

  TIMON

  That’s a lascivious apprehension.

  APEMANTUS

  So thou apprehend’st it; take it for thy labour.

  TIMON

  How dost thou like this jewel, Apemantus?

  APEMANTUS Not so well as plain dealing, which will not cost a man a doit.

  TIMON

  What dost thou think ’tis worth?

  APEMANTUS Not worth my thinking.

  How now, poet?

  POET How now, philosopher?

  APEMANTUS Thou liest.

  POET Art not one?

  APEMANTUS Yes.

  POET Then I lie not.

  APEMANTUS Art not a poet?

  POET Yes.

  APEMANTUS Then thou liest. Look in thy last work, where thou hast feigned him a worthy fellow.

  POET That’s not feigned, he is so.

  APEMANTUS Yes, he is worthy of thee, and to pay thee for thy labour. He that loves to be flattered is worthy o’th’ flatterer. Heavens, that I were a lord!

  TIMON What wouldst do then, Apemantus?

  APEMANTUS E’en as Apemantus does now: hate a lord with my heart.

  TIMON What, thyself?

  APEMANTUS Ay.

  TIMON Wherefore?

  APEMANTUS That I had no augury but to be a lord.-Art not thou a merchant?

  MERCHANT Ay, Apemantus.

  APEMANTUS

  Traffic confound thee, if the gods will not!

  MERCHANT If traffic do it, the gods do it.

  APEMANTUS

  Traffic’s thy god, and thy god confound thee!

  Trumpet sounds. Enter a Messenger

  TIMON What trumpet’s that?

  MESSENGER

  ’Tis Alcibiades, and some twenty horse

  All
of companionship.

  TIMON (to Servants)

  Pray entertain them. Give them guide to us.

  [Exit one or more Servants]

  [To Jeweller] You must needs dine with me.

  [To Poet] Go not you hence

  Till I have thanked you. [To Painter] When dinner’s done

  Show me this piece. [To all] I am joyful of your sights.

  Enter Alcibiades with [his horsemen]

  Most welcome, sir!

  APEMANTUS [aside] So, so, there.

  Aches contract and starve your supple joints!

  That there should be small love ’mongst these sweet

  knaves,

  And all this courtesy! The strain of man’s bred out

  Into baboon and monkey.

  ALCIBIADES (to Timon)

  Sir, you have saved my longing, and I feed

  Most hungrily on your sight.

  TIMON Right welcome, sir!

  Ere we depart, we’ll share a bounteous time

  In different pleasures. Pray you, let us in.

  Exeunt all but Apemantus

  Enter two Lords

  FIRST LORD

  What time o’ day is’t, Apemantus?

  APEMANTUS

  Time to be honest.

  FIRST LORD That time serves still.

  APEMANTUS

  The most accursed thou, that still omitt’st it.

  SECOND LORD

  Thou art going to Lord Timon’s feast?

  APEMANTUS

  Ay, to see meat fill knaves, and wine heat fools.

  SECOND LORD Fare thee well, fare thee well.

  APEMANTUS

  Thou art a fool to bid me farewell twice.

  SECOND LORD Why, Apemantus?

  APEMANTUS Shouldst have kept one to thyself, for I mean to give thee none.

  FIRST LORD Hang thyself

  APEMANTUS No, I will do nothing at thy bidding. Make thy requests to thy friend.

  SECOND LORD Away, unpeaceable dog, or I’ll spurn thee hence.

  APEMANTUS I will fly, like a dog, the heels o’th’ ass.

  Exit

  FIRST LORD

  He’s opposite to humanity. Come, shall we in,

  And taste Lord Timon’s bounty? He outgoes

  The very heart of kindness.

  SECOND LORD

  He pours it out. Plutus the god of gold

  Is but his steward; no meed but he repays

  Sevenfold above itself; no gift to him

  But breeds the giver a return exceeding

  All use of quittance.

  FIRST LORD The noblest mind he carries

  That ever governed man.

  SECOND LORD

  Long may he live in fortunes! Shall we in?

  ⌈FIRST LORD⌉ I’ll keep you company. Exeunt

  1.2 Hautboys playing loud music. A great banquet served in, ⌈Flavius and Servants attending⌉; and then enter Timon, Alcibiades, the Senators, the Athenian Lords, and Ventidius which Timon redeemed from prison. Then comes, dropping after all, Apemantus, discontentedly, like himself

  VENTIDIUS

  Most honoured Timon, it hath pleased the gods to

  remember

  My father’s age and call him to long peace.

  He is gone happy, and has left me rich.

  Then, as in grateful virtue I am bound

  To your free heart, I do return those talents,

  Doubled with thanks and service, from whose help

  I derived liberty.

  TIMON O, by no means,

  Honest Ventidius. You mistake my love.

  I gave it freely ever, and there’s none

  Can truly say he gives if he receives.

  If our betters play at that game, we must not dare

  To imitate them. Faults that are rich are fair.

  VENTIDIUS

  A noble spirit!

  ⌈The Lords stand with ceremony⌉

  TIMON Nay, my lords,

  Ceremony was but devised at first

  To set a gloss on faint deeds, hollow welcomes,

  Recanting goodness, sorry ere ’tis shown;

  But where there is true friendship, there needs none.

  Pray sit. More welcome are ye to my fortunes

  Than my fortunes to me.

  ⌈They sit⌉

  FIRST LORD

  My lord, we always have confessed it.

  APEMANTUS

  Ho, ho, confessed it? Hanged it, have you not?

  TIMON

  O, Apemantus! You are welcome.

  APEMANTUS No,

  You shall not make me welcome.

  I come to have thee thrust me out of doors.

  TIMON

  Fie, thou‘rt a churl. Ye’ve got a humour there

  Does not become a man; ’tis much to blame.

  They say, my lords, Ira furor brevis est,

  But yon man is ever angry.

  Go, let him have a table by himself,

  For he does neither affect company

  Nor is he fit for’t, indeed.

  APEMANTUS

  Let me stay at thine apperil, Timon.

  I come to observe, I give thee warning on’t.

  TIMON

  I take no heed of thee; thou’rt an Athenian,

  Therefore welcome. I myself would have no power:

  Prithee, let my meat make thee silent.

  APEMANTUS I scorn thy meat. ‘Twould choke me, for I should ne’er flatter thee. O you gods, what a number of men eats Timon, and he sees ‘em not! It grieves me to see so many dip their meat in one man’s blood; and all the madness is, he cheers them up, too. I wonder men dare trust themselves with men. Methinks they should invite them without knives: Good for their meat, and safer for their lives. There’s much example for’t. The fellow that sits next him, now parts bread with him, pledges the breath of him in a divided draught, is the readiest man to kill him. ’T’as been proved. If I were a huge man, I should fear to drink at meals, Lest they should spy my windpipe’s dangerous notes. Great men should drink with harness on their throats.

  TIMON (drinking to a Lord)

  My lord, in heart; and let the health go round.

  SECOND LORD

  Let it flow this way, my good lord.

  APEMANTUS ‘Flow this way’? A brave fellow; he keeps his tides well. Those healths will make thee and thy state look ill, Timon.

  Here’s that which is too weak to be a sinner:

  Honest water, which ne‘er left man i’th’ mire.

  This and my food are equals; there’s no odds.

  Feasts are too proud to give thanks to the gods.

  Apemantus’ grace

  Immortal gods, I crave no pelf.

  I pray for no man but myself.

  Grant I may never prove so fond

  To trust man on his oath or bond,

  Or a harlot for her weeping,

  Or a dog that seems a-sleeping,

  Or a keeper with my freedom,

  Or my friends if I should need ’em.

  Amen. So fall to’t.

  Rich men sin, and I eat root.

  ⌈He eats⌉

  Much good dich thy good heart, Apemantus.

  TIMON Captain Alcibiades, your heart’s in the field now.

  ALCIBIADES My heart is ever at your service, my lord.

  TIMON You had rather be at a breakfast of enemies than a dinner of friends.

  ALCISIADES So they were bleeding new, my lord; there’s no meat like ’em. I could wish my best friend at such a feast.

  APEMANTUS

  Would all those flatterers were thine enemies then,

  That thou mightst kill ‘em and bid me to ’em.

  FIRST LORD (to Timon) Might we but have that happiness, my lord, that you would once use our hearts, whereby we might express some part of our zeals, we should think ourselves for ever perfect.

  TIMON O, no doubt, my good friends, but the gods themselves have provided that I shall have much help from you. How had you been m
y friends else? Why have you that charitable title from thousands, did not you chiefly belong to my heart? I have told more of you to myself than you can with modesty speak in your own behalf; and thus far I confirm you. ‘O you gods,’ think I, ‘what need we have any friends if we should ne’er have need of ‘em? They were the most needless creatures living, should we ne’er have use for ‘em, and would most resemble sweet instruments hung up in cases, that keeps their sounds to themselves.’ Why, I have often wished myself poorer, that I might come nearer to you. We are born to do benefits; and what better or properer can we call our own than the riches of our friends? O, what a precious comfort ‘tis to have so many like brothers commanding one another’s fortunes! O, joy’s e’en made away ere’t can be born: mine eyes cannot hold out water, methinks. To forget their faults, I drink to you.

  APEMANTUS Thou weep’st to make them drink, Timon.

  SECOND LORD (to Timon)

  Joy had the like conception in our eyes,

  And at that instant like a babe sprung up.

  APEMANTUS

  Ho, ho, I laugh to think that babe a bastard.

  THIRD LORD (to Timon)

  I promise you, my lord, you moved me much.

  APEMANTUS Much!

  A tucket sounds within

  TIMON What means that trump?

  Enter a Servant

  How now?

  SERVANT Please you, my lord, there are certain ladies most desirous of admittance.

  TIMON Ladies? What are their wills?

  SERVANT There comes with them a forerunner, my lord, which bears that office to signify their pleasures.

  TIMON I pray let them be admitted.

  Enter one as Cupid

  CUPID

  Hail to thee, worthy Timon, and to all

  That of his bounties taste! The five best senses

  Acknowledge thee their patron, and come freely

  To gratulate thy plenteous bosom. Th’ear,

  Taste, touch, smell, all, pleased from thy table rise.

  They only now come but to feast thine eyes.

  TIMON

  They’re welcome all. Let ’em have kind admittance.

  Music make their welcome! Exit Cupid

  ⌈FIRST LORD⌉

  You see, my lord, how ample you’re beloved.

  Music. Enter a masque of Ladies as Amazons, with lutes in their hands, dancing and playing

  APEMANTUS

  Hey-day, what a sweep of vanity comes this way!

  They dance? They are madwomen.

  Like madness is the glory of this life

  As this pomp shows to a little oil and root.

  We make ourselves fools to disport ourselves,

 

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