by Unknown
‘Nor have I.’
‘Then you must come. You really must. We fans ought to stick to one another in a strange land. Do come.’
‘Thank you,’ said the bearded man; ‘I will.’
When three men, all strangers, sit down to dinner together, conversation, even if they happen to have a mutual passion for baseball, is apt to be for a while a little difficult. The first fine frenzy in which Mr Birdsey had issued his invitations had begun to ebb by the time the soup was served, and he was conscious of a feeling of embarrassment.
There was some subtle hitch in the orderly progress of affairs. He sensed it in the air. Both of his guests were disposed to silence, and the clean-shaven young man had developed a trick of staring at the man with the beard, which was obviously distressing that sensitive person.
‘Wine,’ murmured Mr Birdsey to the waiter. ‘Wine, wine!’
He spoke with the earnestness of a general calling up his reserves for the grand attack. The success of this little dinner mattered enormously to him. There were circumstances which were going to make it an oasis in his life. He wanted it to be an occasion to which, in grey days to come, he could look back and be consoled. He could not let it be a failure.
He was about to speak when the young man anticipated him. Leaning forward, he addressed the bearded man, who was crumbling bread with an absent look in his eyes.
‘Surely we have met before?’ he said. ‘I’m sure I remember your face.’
The effect of these words on the other was as curious as the effect of Mr Birdsey’s tap on the shoulder had been. He looked up like a hunted animal.
He shook his head without speaking.
‘Curious,’ said the young man. ‘I could have sworn to it, and I am positive that it was somewhere in New York. Do you come from New York?’
‘Yes.’
‘It seems to me,’ said Mr Birdsey, ‘that we ought to introduce ourselves. Funny it didn’t strike any of us before. My name is Birdsey, J. Wilmot Birdsey. I come from New York.’
‘My name is Waterall,’ said the young man. ‘I come from New York.’
The bearded man hesitated.
‘My name is Johnson. I—used to live in New York.’
‘Where do you live now, Mr Johnson?’ asked Waterall.
The bearded man hesitated again. ‘Algiers,’ he said.
Mr Birdsey was inspired to help matters along with small-talk.
‘Algiers,’ he said. ‘I have never been there, but I understand that it is quite a place. Are you in business there, Mr Johnson?’
‘I live there for my health.’
‘Have you been there some time?’ inquired Waterall.
‘Five years.’
‘Then it must have been in New York that I saw you, for I have never been to Algiers, and I’m certain I have seen you somewhere. I’m afraid you will think me a bore for sticking to the point like this, but the fact is, the one thing I pride myself on is my memory for faces. It’s a hobby of mine. If I think I remember a face, and can’t place it, I worry myself into insomnia. It’s partly sheer vanity, and partly because in my job a good memory for faces is a mighty fine asset. It has helped me a hundred times.’
Mr Birdsey was an intelligent man, and he could see that Waterall’s table-talk was for some reason getting upon Johnson’s nerves. Like a good host, he endeavoured to cut in and make things smooth.
‘I’ve heard great accounts of Algiers,’ he said helpfully. ‘A friend of mine was there in his yacht last year. It must be a delightful spot.’
‘It’s a hell on earth,’ snapped Johnson, and slew the conversation on the spot.
Through a grim silence an angel in human form fluttered in—a waiter bearing a bottle. The pop of the cork was more than music to Mr Birdsey’s ears. It was the booming of the guns of the relieving army.
The first glass, as first glasses will, thawed the bearded man, to the extent of inducing him to try and pick up the fragments of the conversation which he had shattered.
‘I am afraid you will have thought me abrupt, Mr Birdsey,’ he said awkwardly; ‘but then you haven’t lived in Algiers for five years, and I have.’
Mr Birdsey chirruped sympathetically.
‘I liked it at first. It looked mighty good to me. But five years of it, and nothing else to look forward to till you die….’
He stopped, and emptied his glass. Mr Birdsey was still perturbed. True, conversation was proceeding in a sort of way, but it had taken a distinctly gloomy turn. Slightly flushed with the excellent champagne which he had selected for this important dinner, he endeavoured to lighten it.
‘I wonder,’ he said, ‘which of us three fans had the greatest difficulty in getting to the bleachers today. I guess none of us found it too easy.’
The young man shook his head.
‘Don’t count on me to contribute a romantic story to this Arabian Night’s Entertainment. My difficulty would have been to stop away. My name’s Waterall, and I’m the London correspondent of the New York Chronicle. I had to be there this afternoon in the way of business.’
Mr Birdsey giggled self-consciously, but not without a certain impish pride.
‘The laugh will be on me when you hear my confession. My daughter married an English earl, and my wife brought me over here to mix with his crowd. There was a big dinner-party tonight, at which the whole gang were to be present, and it was as much as my life was worth to side-step it. But when you get the Giants and the White Sox playing ball within fifty miles of you—Well, I packed a grip and sneaked out the back way, and got to the station and caught the fast train to London. And what is going on back there at this moment I don’t like to think. About now,’ said Mr Birdsey, looking at his watch, ‘I guess they’ll be pronging the hors d’oeuvres and gazing at the empty chair. It was a shame to do it, but, for the love of Mike, what else could I have done?’
He looked at the bearded man.
‘Did you have any adventures, Mr Johnson?’
‘No. I—I just came.’
The young man Waterall leaned forward. His manner was quiet, but his eyes were glittering.
‘Wasn’t that enough of an adventure for you?’ he said.
Their eyes met across the table. Seated between them, Mr Birdsey looked from one to the other, vaguely disturbed. Something was happening, a drama was going on, and he had not the key to it.
Johnson’s face was pale, and the tablecloth crumpled into a crooked ridge under his fingers, but his voice was steady as he replied:
‘I don’t understand.’
‘Will you understand if I give you your right name, Mr Benyon?’
‘What’s all this?’ said Mr Birdsey feebly.
Waterall turned to him, the vulturine cast of his face more noticeable than ever. Mr Birdsey was conscious of a sudden distaste for this young man.
‘It’s quite simple, Mr Birdsey. If you have not been entertaining angels unawares, you have at least been giving a dinner to a celebrity. I told you I was sure I had seen this gentleman before. I have just remembered where, and when. This is Mr John Benyon, and I last saw him five years ago when I was a reporter in New York, and covered his trial.’
‘His trial?’
‘He robbed the New Asiatic Bank of a hundred thousand dollars, jumped his bail, and was never heard of again.’
‘For the love of Mike!’
Mr Birdsey stared at his guest with eyes that grew momently wider. He was amazed to find that deep down in him there was an unmistakable feeling of elation. He had made up his mind, when he left home that morning, that this was to be a day of days. Well, nobody could call this an anti-climax.
‘So that’s why you have been living in Algiers?’
Benyon did not reply. Outside, the Strand traffic sent a faint murmur into the warm, comfortable room.
Waterall spoke. ‘What on earth induced you, Benyon, to run the risk of coming to London, where every second man you meet is a New Yorker, I can’t understand. The chances were two
to one that you would be recognized. You made a pretty big splash with that little affair of yours five years ago.’
Benyon raised his head. His hands were trembling.
‘I’ll tell you,’ he said with a kind of savage force, which hurt kindly little Mr Birdsey like a blow. ‘It was because I was a dead man, and saw a chance of coming to life for a day; because I was sick of the damned tomb I’ve been living in for five centuries; because I’ve been aching for New York ever since I’ve left it—and here was a chance of being back there for a few hours. I knew there was a risk. I took a chance on it. Well?’
Mr Birdsey’s heart was almost too full for words. He had found him at last, the Super-Fan, the man who would go through fire and water for a sight of a game of baseball. Till that moment he had been regarding himself as the nearest approach to that dizzy eminence. He had braved great perils to see this game. Even in this moment his mind would not wholly detach itself from speculation as to what his wife would say to him when he slunk back into the fold. But what had he risked compared with this man Benyon? Mr Birdsey glowed. He could not restrain his sympathy and admiration. True, the man was a criminal. He had robbed a bank of a hundred thousand dollars. But, after all, what was that? They would probably have wasted the money in foolishness. And, anyway, a bank which couldn’t take care of its money deserved to lose it.
Mr Birdsey felt almost a righteous glow of indignation against the New Asiatic Bank.
He broke the silence which had followed Benyon’s words with a peculiarly immoral remark:
‘Well, it’s lucky it’s only us that’s recognized you,’ he said.
Waterall stared. ‘Are you proposing that we should hush this thing up, Mr Birdsey?’ he said coldly.
‘Oh, well—’
Waterall rose and went to the telephone.
‘What ate you going to do?’
‘Call up Scotland Yard, of course. What did you think?’
Undoubtedly the young man was doing his duty as a citizen, yet it is to be recorded that Mr Birdsey eyed him with unmixed horror.
‘You can’t! You mustn’t!’ he cried.
‘I certainly shall.’
‘But—but—this fellow came all that way to see the ball-game.’
It seemed incredible to Mr Birdsey that this aspect of the affair should not be the one to strike everybody to the exclusion of all other aspects.
‘You can’t give him up. It’s too raw.’
‘He’s a convicted criminal.’
‘He’s a fan. Why, say, he’s the fan.’
Waterall shrugged his shoulders, and walked to the telephone. Benyon spoke.
‘One moment.’
Waterall turned, and found himself looking into the muzzle of a small pistol. He laughed.
‘I expected that. Wave it about all you want’
Benyon rested his shaking hand on the edge of the table.
‘I’ll shoot if you move.’
‘You won’t. You haven’t the nerve. There’s nothing to you. You’re just a cheap crook, and that’s all. You wouldn’t find the nerve to pull that trigger in a million years.’
He took off the receiver.
‘Give me Scotland Yard,’ he said.
He had turned his back to Benyon. Benyon sat motionless. Then, with a thud, the pistol fell to the ground. The next moment Benyon had broken down. His face was buried in his arms, and he was a wreck of a man, sobbing like a hurt child.
Mr Birdsey was profoundly distressed. He sat tingling and helpless. This was a nightmare.
Waterall’s level voice spoke at the telephone.
‘Is this Scotland Yard? I am Waterall, of the New York Chronicle. Is Inspector Jarvis there? Ask him to come to the phone…. Is that you, Jarvis? This is Waterall. I’m speaking from the Savoy, Mr Birdsey’s rooms. Birdsey. Listen, Jarvis. There’s a man here that’s wanted by the American police. Send someone here and get him. Benyon. Robbed the New Asiatic Bank in New York. Yes, you’ve a warrant out for him, five years old…. All right.’
He hung up the receiver. Benyon sprang to his feet. He stood, shaking, a pitiable sight. Mr Birdsey had risen with him. They stood looking at Waterall.
‘You—skunk!’ said Mr Birdsey.
‘I’m an American citizen,’ said Waterall, ‘and I happen to have some idea of a citizen’s duties. What is more, I’m a newspaper man, and I have some idea of my duty to my paper. Call me what you like, you won’t alter that.’
Mr Birdsey snorted.
‘You’re suffering from ingrowing sentimentality, Mr Birdsey. That’s what’s the matter with you. Just because this man has escaped justice for five years, you think he ought to be considered quit of the whole thing.’
‘But—but—’
‘I don’t.’
He took out his cigarette case. He was feeling a great deal more strung-up and nervous than he would have had the others suspect. He had had a moment of very swift thinking before he had decided to treat that ugly little pistol in a spirit of contempt. Its production had given him a decided shock, and now he was suffering from reaction. As a consequence, because his nerves were strained, he lit his cigarette very languidly, very carefully, and with an offensive superiority which was to Mr Birdsey the last straw.
These things are matters of an instant. Only an infinitesimal fraction of time elapsed between the spectacle of Mr Birdsey, indignant but inactive, and Mr Birdsey berserk, seeing red, frankly and undisguisedly running amok. The transformation took place in the space of time required for the lighting of a match.
Even as the match gave out its flame, Mr Birdsey sprang.
Aeons before, when the young blood ran swiftly in his veins and life was all before him, Mr Birdsey had played football. Once a footballer, always a potential footballer, even to the grave. Time had removed the flying tackle as a factor in Mr Birdsey’s life. Wrath brought it back. He dived at young Mr Waterall’s neatly trousered legs as he had dived at other legs, less neatly trousered, thirty years ago. They crashed to the floor together; and with the crash came Mr Birdsey’s shout:
‘Run! Run, you fool! Run!’
And, even as he clung to his man, breathless, bruised, feeling as if all the world had dissolved in one vast explosion of dynamite, the door opened, banged to, and feet fled down the passage.
Mr Birdsey disentangled himself, and rose painfully. The shock had brought him to himself. He was no longer berserk. He was a middle-aged gentleman of high respectability who had been behaving in a very peculiar way.
Waterall, flushed and dishevelled, glared at him speechlessly. He gulped. ‘Are you crazy?’
Mr Birdsey tested gingerly the mechanism of a leg which lay under suspicion of being broken. Relieved, he put his foot to the ground again. He shook his head at Waterall. He was slightly crumpled, but he achieved a manner of dignified reproof.
‘You shouldn’t have done it, young man. It was raw work. Oh, yes, I know all about that duty-of-a-citizen stuff. It doesn’t go. There are exceptions to every rule, and this was one of them. When a man risks his liberty to come and root at a ball-game, you’ve got to hand it to him. He isn’t a crook. He’s a fan. And we exiled fans have got to stick together.’
Waterall was quivering with fury, disappointment, and the peculiar unpleasantness of being treated by an elderly gentleman like a sack of coals. He stammered with rage.
‘You damned old fool, do you realize what you’ve done? The police will be here in another minute.’
‘Let them come.’
‘But what am I to say to them? What explanation can I give? What story can I tell them? Can’t you see what a hole you’ve put me in?’
Something seemed to click inside Mr Birdsey’s soul. It was the berserk mood vanishing and reason leaping back on to her throne. He was able now to think calmly, and what he thought about filled him with a sudden gloom.
‘Young man,’ he said, ‘don’t worry yourself. You’ve got a cinch. You’ve only got to hand a story to the police. Any old tale wi
ll do for them. I’m the man with the really difficult job—I’ve got to square myself with my wife!’
BLACK FOR LUCK
He was black, but comely. Obviously in reduced circumstances, he had nevertheless contrived to retain a certain smartness, a certain air—what the French call the tournure. Nor had poverty killed in him the aristocrat’s instinct of personal cleanliness; for even as Elizabeth caught sight of him he began to wash himself.
At the sound of her step he looked up. He did not move, but there was suspicion in his attitude. The muscles of his back contracted, his eyes glowed like yellow lamps against black velvet, his tail switched a little, warningly.
Elizabeth looked at him. He looked at Elizabeth. There was a pause, while he summed her up. Then he stalked towards her, and, suddenly lowering his head, drove it vigorously against her dress. He permitted her to pick him up and carry him into the hall-way, where Francis, the janitor, stood.
‘Francis,’ said Elizabeth, ‘does this cat belong to anyone here?’
‘No, miss. That cat’s a stray, that cat is. I been trying to locate that cat’s owner for days.’
Francis spent his time trying to locate things. It was the one recreation of his eventless life. Sometimes it was a noise, sometimes a lost letter, sometimes a piece of ice which had gone astray in the dumb-waiter—whatever it was, Francis tried to locate it.
‘Has he been round here long, then?’
‘I seen him snooping about a considerable time.’
‘I shall keep him.’
‘Black cats bring luck,’ said Francis sententiously.
‘I certainly shan’t object to that,’ said Elizabeth. She was feeling that morning that a little luck would be a pleasing novelty. Things had not been going very well with her of late. It was not so much that the usual proportion of her manuscripts had come back with editorial compliments from the magazine to which they had been sent—she accepted that as part of the game; what she did consider scurvy treatment at the hands of fate was the fact that her own pet magazine, the one to which she had been accustomed to fly for refuge, almost sure of a welcome—when coldly treated by all the others—had suddenly expired with a low gurgle for want of public support. It was like losing a kind and open-handed relative, and it made the addition of a black cat to the household almost a necessity.