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by Gary Bennett Charlotte Lowe




  The Utterly, Completely, and Totally Useless Fact-O-Pedia

  A Startling Collection of Over 1,000 Things You'll Never Need to Know!

  Charlotte Lowe

  Gary Bennett

  Copyright © 2011 by HarpercollinsPublishers

  Copyright © 2011 first American edition by Skyhorse Publishing

  All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any manner without the express written consent of the publisher, except in the case of brief excerpts in critical reviews or articles. All inquiries should be addressed to Skyhorse Publishing, 307 West 36th Street, 11th Floor, New York, NY 10018.

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  ISBN-13: 9781616081911

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  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data available on file.

  Printed in China by South China Printing Co. Ltd

  This book is dedicated to my mom,

  for her tireless encouragement and her inimitable spirit for life.

  Acknowledgments

  I’d like to thank my friends and family for all their contributions, opinions, and patience. I’d also like to extend my gratitude to Shannon Kerner for her valuable support. Above all, thank you to my editor Jeannine Dillon, who provided relentless commitment around the clock to both me and this project.

  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Copyright Page

  Dedication

  Acknowledgments

  Introduction

  A

  B

  C

  D

  E

  F

  G

  H

  I

  J

  K

  L

  M

  N

  O

  P

  Q

  R

  S

  T

  U

  V

  W

  X

  Y

  Z

  Bibliography

  Introduction

  “I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.”

  —Oscar Wilde

  I started my career in New York where days were spent at work and evenings were devoted to some form of social gathering whether it was a dinner, a cocktail night, an art opening, etc. Being in my 20s at the time—hopeful, ambitious and brimming with drive to climb to the top—I was exercising the freedoms and liberties of youth, and exploiting the opportunities to meet and interact with new people.

  With a different event every night, introductions were common and frequent. At first, they always seemed awkward but eventually, like with any skill, a little practice goes a long way. It became quite easy to meet people, particularly in New York, because no matter where you are or whom you are with, the same questions always get asked. You can even time them! By the third sip of the first drink, the inevitable roster begins: Where are you from? Where do you live? What do you do?

  The first two questions don’t really require much thought. I’m from Toronto. I am currently living in an apartment that can only be the equivalent of a corrugated cardboard shoebox. However, asking what a person does is a different story altogether. This third question seems the most ambiguous and unclear because it could refer to a number of things, though career is the common answer. Y-A-W-N. How is a job the most relevant aspect of our being? Is the question quantified by time or by level of interest? After all, a passion or hobby is every bit as valuable as a full-time job and can provide as much, if not more, gratification. I certainly enjoy my work, but I garner much more fulfillment from my various other pastimes. That said, the next time I am asked that dreaded third question, I will not be an editor or a writer. Nope. I will tell people that I am a Philomath.

  Yes, a Philomath! Unbeknownst to me when I first learned the word, a Philomath is not a type of pastry equation. It’s defined as a person who seeks out knowledge or facts. I am a Philomath, and I receive immense pleasure from it.

  I had an avid curiosity for random knowledge over a broad range of subjects from current affairs and the environment to technology and arts. I developed most of my interest while attending school as a young girl: the most obscure facts were often the most compelling. And what I learned, I would share with the most unsuspecting audience: my younger brother, friends, but most often, a pet turtle named Nigo.

  Through college and my adult years, I retained that keen interest for learning and discovery, but I found obscure trivia and facts may not work in all circumstances. For example, in a discussion about John F. Kennedy’s foreign policies, there may be a split-second window of opportunity to express the former president’s love for fish chowder soup. With the right time and delivery, you could be hailed as charming and amusing. The wrong time may also summon a shared group look of confusion and perplexity.

  I was ecstatic when presented with the opportunity to write this book. It gave me the chance to aggregate old and new facts and compile them into a tome that would be shared with people and pets beyond my immediate scope. This is a collection accrued through my child- and adult-hood, and I hope that the readers find as much enjoyment in the facts as I did in researching and preparing them.

  Are the facts actually useless? Designed to entertain as much as to inform, they do make great start-ups for general conversations and will easily find their way into your daily mix. Just the other day, a friend and I were strolling along the snowy sidewalks of Toronto when he expressed his concerns about proper footwear for the upcoming days. Though the temperature was forecasted to be 0°C, I was able to tell him that the pavement would be salted and the water ice would melt because salt lowers the melting/freezing point of water. I’d conclude that was far from useless!

  Anton Chekhov once stated “knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice.” The Useless Fact-o-pedia should be shared with others. Sure, cats delivering mail in Belgium or the blue people in a small Kentucky town have limited conversation mileage, but these general facts are sure to draw interest. As well, the relationship between Dolly the cloned sheep and the famed country chanteuse of the same name may seem completely random, but the knowledge is both mirthful and memorable.

  Whether you’re looking to improve your gift of gab or hone your conversation skills, this book features an A-Z of fascinating factoids. With more than 1000 points, you’re sure to win the crowd at any dinner party or social event. Covering everything from absinthe and baseball to Elvis and Spam, you’ll discover a cornucopia of riveting facts to keep you engaged time and time again. Enjoy!

  A

  Acrobatics

  Initially referred only to tightrope walking, acrobatics is a blanket term for nearly any performance or sport which involves full-body activity—especially in short, highly controlled bursts.

  Generally, a wire over 20 ft high will be regarded as a high-wire act.

  Stephen Peer, a seasoned tightrope walker, died on June 22, 1887 when he fell into Niagara Falls after drinking with some friends.

  In China, approximately 100,000 students are currently studying at schools dedicated to the art of acrobatics. High honor is conferred upon those skilled enough to become acrobats because of the unusual and difficul
t nature of the feats involved.

  Seeking a career in the performing arts, Cirque du Soleil founder Guy Laliberté toured Europe as a folk musician and street performer after quitting college. By the time he returned back home to Canada in 1979, he had learned the art of fire breathing and by 1983, the Quebec government granted him 1.5 million Canadian dollars to host the first Cirque du Soleil production.

  Airplane

  In February 1992, Israeli air force reserve major Ishmael Yitzhaki was convicted of stealing a WWII Mustang fighter plane and flying it to Sweden, where he sold it for $331,000. How did he manage it? He removed the plane from the air force museum by saying it needed painting.

  In a 2008 interview on The Today Show, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar revealed that he was once asked on a European flight to sit in the cockpit during takeoff just so the crew could say they flew with his character “Roger Murdoch” from the film, Airplane.

  A Boeing 747 has six million parts and half of them are fasteners.

  Records indicate that man’s first attempt at flying dates back to 1020 when an English monk named Oliver of Malmesbury strapped a pair of wings to his body and attempted to soar the air from Malmesbury Abbey. Consequently, he fell and broke both legs.

  The fastest manned and highest flying aircraft is the North American X-15. It was launched from under the wing of a B-52 and boasts a world speed record 4,520 mph.

  Alcohol

  The word alcohol is derived from the Arabic word al-kuhl, meaning “finely divided” which is a reference to distillation. It was introduced into the English language around 1543.

  The word “toast” is a wish of good health. It started in ancient Rome, where a piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.

  Some older terms for hangover include “wailing of cats” (German), “out of tune” (Italian),

  “woody mouth” (French), “workmen in my head” (Norwegian), and “pain in the roots of my hair” (Swedish).

  During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to delete all references to alcohol beverages from the Bible.

  Since the recent discovery of late Stone Age beer jugs, it’s been suggested that fermented beverages existed as early as the Neolithic period (cir. 10,000 BC), and that beer may have preceded bread as a staple.

  Subyou, a powdered alcohol sold in gas stations, convenience stores, and bars across Germany, contains 4.8% alcohol by volume. Marketed as an energy drink, the powder is intended to be mixed with cold water and costs between two to three dollars. Because the product is in powdered form, the manufacturers manage to avoid a tax on it. A similar powdered product was available in the U.S. about 30 years ago and never caught on.

  Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

  Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (1865) had originally been titled Alice’s Adventures Underground. The original draft was published in 1886.

  Author Charles Lutwidge Dodgson used the pen name “Lewis Carroll” when he published the book. The book is reportedly filled with allusions to his friends (and enemies).

  Although Tweedledum, Tweedledee, Humpty Dumpty and the Jabberwock are included in film versions called “Alice in Wonderland,” these characters did not appear in the original Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland; but rather, the sequel Through the Looking-Glass.

  The patient with “Alice in Wonderland Syndrome” suffers from distorted space, time and body image and has feelings and/or visual hallucinations that the entire body or part of it has been altered in shape and size. The majority of patients with the syndrome has a family history of migraine headaches or has overt migraines themselves. Perhaps not coincidentally, Lewis Carroll suffered from severe migraines—also known as a Lilliputian hallucination.

  In 1931, the book was banned in Hunan, China, because animals spoke using human language.

  Alphabet

  “Alphabet” is derived from the first two letters of the Greek alphabet: alpha and beta.

  There were only 23 letters in the Classical Latin alphabet. During medieval times, the letter “I” was used for both “I” and “J,” and the letter “V” was used for “U,” “V,” and “W.” Hence the 26 letters in the modern alphabet.

  An abjad, also called a consonantary or consonantal alphabet, is a vowel-less alphabet system which still exists in scripts such as Arabic, Hebrew, and Syriac.

  The earliest known alphabet was devised in Ugarit in present-day Syria around 1500 BC.

  The Hawaiian Alphabet only contains 12 letters: a, e, i, o, u, h, k, l, m, n, p, and w. Every word ends with a vowel. Where most languages have a larger syllable repertoire, there are only 162 possible syllables in Hawaiian.

  Antarctica

  Approximately 98% of Antarctica’s surface is covered in ice.

  In March 2008, researchers discovered giant sea stars or star fish measuring 24 in across during a 35-day census in Antarctic waters.

  There is no indigenous population to the continent but the varied seasonal population of researchers is estimated at 1,000.

  Bundle up! On average, Antarctica is the coldest, driest, and windiest continent and also boasts the highest average elevation. Since there is little precipitation, except along the coasts, the interior of the continent is technically considered the largest desert in the world.

  Early Antarctic explorers actually thought penguins were fish and classified them as such.

  Arch of Triumph

  The Arch of Triumph (Arc de Triomphe) in Paris, France, is more than another tourist attraction drawing millions each year; it’s a monument that had been commissioned in 1806 after the victory at Austerlitz by Emperor Napoleon and is inscribed with all of the names of generals and wars fought along the inside and the top of the arch. There are 660 names inscribed on the Arch and underneath is the tomb of an unknown soldier from World War I.

  Napoleon originally planned a statue of a giant elephant in this spot to symbolize his power and the strength of France. We wonder what compelled him to change his mind.

  Visitors can either climb 284 steps to reach the top of the Arch or take the lift and walk up 46 steps. Which is really nothing when compared with the Eiffel Tower which has 1,710 steps or the Empire State Building which has a staggering 1,860. It would do wonders for the gluts.

  A couple of replicas have been created around the world. Bucharest, Romania has an Arch of Triumph to honor the bravery of Romanian soldiers who fought in World War I while the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas has a replica arch which is two-thirds the size of the original.

  Aristotle

  “We must not listen to those who urge us to think human thoughts since we are human, and mortal thoughts since we are mortal; rather, we should as far as possible immortalize ourselves and do all we can to live by the finest element in us—for if it is small in bulk, it is far greater than anything else in power and worth.”—Aristotle

  Aristotle wrote Sense and Sensibilia around 350 BC, about 2159 years before Jane Austen wrote Sense and Sensibility (1811)!

  In his treatise “The Politics,” he noted that different musical melodies, modes, and rhythms yielded different responses from listeners. He argued that since music has the power of forming character, it should be an important part of the education of the young.

  Aristotle traveled to the island of Lesbos to research the botany and zoology of the island.

  In 2008, the people of Lesbos took a gay group to court to have the group barred from using “lesbian” in its name. As one plaintiff stated, “”My sister can’t say she is a Lesbian,” said Dimitris Lambrou. “Our geographical designation has been usurped by certain ladies who have no connection whatsoever with Lesbos,” he said.

  In Western drama, he created the term “catharsis,” the purging of viewers’ emotions through pity and fear. He also believed that the action of a play should take place within no more than 24 hours, have one location, and have only one main plot.

  B

  Backgammon

  Some ways of cheating in backgammon include movin
g the checker the wrong number of spaces; using magnetic, shaved, or weight-loaded dice; using special throws to produce the dice number desired; or having assistance from a third party.

 

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