by Gary Corby
I had no idea.
I said, “Maybe he’s merely an idiotic prankster. Do we necessarily have to know his motive? Or even find him? The job after all is to get the actors and crew back to work. We can expel the imaginary ghost without having to find the real culprit.”
“But if you’re right, the saboteur will try again,” Diotima said.
“So we’ll be on the lookout for him. We’ll watch every rehearsal, check everything every morning. If he tries again, we’ll catch him.”
We had stopped on the corner of Theater Street and Tripod Road. The backstage of the theater was clearly visible from there, including the wide-open side entrance.
Diotima pointed and said, “Anyone could walk in there, any time they wanted. You can guard the theater all day, Nico, but your prankster could sneak in at night, no trouble.”
That was true.
“I’ll arrange for a watchman,” I said.
“How?” she asked dubiously.
“I’ll think of something. We have to stop him.”
“You really think these are pranks then?” Diotima asked.
“A troublemaker, for sure.”
“Sophocles called one of the stage crew a troublemaker,” Diotima said.
“The one with the muscles. Akamas. We’ll have to look into him.”
“Then this is the perfect moment,” Diotima said. “Because here he comes.”
Which indeed he did. Akamas was walking down Theater Road, swinging his arms with a slight swagger.
I held up my hand as he passed and said, “Akamas, I’d like a word.”
He stopped and stared at us. “Yeah? I got business to attend to.”
I was surprised. “You do? But rehearsals are stopped until the ghost is gone.”
“That don’t stop me drinking. There’s a decent tavern over there.” He pointed to a place across the street.
It wasn’t even lunchtime yet. The value of anything Akamas had to say was going rapidly downhill.
“Sophocles told us you saw the ghost.”
“Yeah.”
I waited. Akamas had nothing else to say.
“What happened?” I prompted.
“I saw the ghost. It was nighttime.”
“What were you doing in the theater at night?” I asked.
He spat on the ground. “Kiron made me work late after everyone else had gone.”
“Kiron’s the stage manager?”
“Yeah. He said one of the actors had complained about the footing on the stage. Said it was too slippery. I had to grind it rougher. That was when I saw it.”
“The ghost?”
“I was down on my hands and knees, scrubbing the stage floor with a stone, you know? I looked up, there it was.”
“Standing in front of you?”
“No. On the balcony. Way above me. I don’t know what made me look up that high. Maybe some movement.”
“What did it look like?”
Akamas scratched his head. “It was getting dark, you know? With the festival so close they work until it’s too dark to see. I saw the outline and I saw it was acting, but no sound was coming out.”
This was interesting. “Acting how?” I asked.
Akamas shrugged. “I dunno. You know how actors move around. They exaggerate everything? It was like that. It was like there was an audience there and the ghost was acting to it.”
“But no sound,” I repeated.
“Totally silent,” he agreed. “Until the whistle.”
“Whistle?” I repeated.
“Yeah. The ghost kind of disappeared. Just faded away. Then from nowhere I heard this ghostly whistle.”
“What were you doing while all this happened?” Diotima asked.
“I was … er …”
“Backing away?” I suggested. It was obvious Akamas had been terrified, but as a proper man he would never admit to it.
“Getting ready to attack the ghost if it came my way,” Akamas said.
Diotima said, “Was the noise in front or behind you?”
“In front.”
“So from where the ghost had been standing?”
“Maybe from behind the skene,” Akamas said. “I dunno. It was dark.”
“Anything else?” I asked.
“Sophocles said it was the ghost of Thespis.”
That wasn’t quite the way Sophocles had explained it. “Sophocles told me he made a joke about this Thespis.”
Akamas shrugged. “Same thing. If Thespis can be a ghost, and I saw a ghost, then it must be Thespis, right? That’s logic.”
“I know you said it was getting dark, but did you see its face?”
“No. I told you it was acting. The ghost wore a mask.”
“What mask?”
“The mask of comedy.”
“IT’S A MAN for sure,” I said, after Akamas had departed for the wine. We had extracted only one extra piece of information: that the well-muscled man had run away from the ghost.
“Let’s go back to the theater for a moment. There’s something I want to see.” I led Diotima to the balcony on the stage. This was where the ghost had appeared.
I stared at the wall, saw what I expected to see, and walked behind the skene to backstage. Built into the skene was a small door, exactly where the balcony stood on the other side, and below the door a small ladder for access.
“This is how the actors exit the balcony, isn’t it?” I asked Kiron the stage manager. He was still there, tidying up.
“Yes, it is,” Kiron said. “The door is low so the audience can’t see it.”
“This is how our ‘ghost’ exited,” I said to Diotima, after Kiron departed. “I’ll bet he wore a black cloak. When he was done, he swirled the cloak over himself and crouched down. From the audience side, in the dark, it would look like he disappeared, just faded away. He opens the door, crawls through to backstage, and then he wanders off, whistling.”
“Whistling because he’s of a happy disposition?” Diotima asked.
“Or for the effect,” I said. “It really would sound eerie, coming from out of sight, echoing around the empty theater.”
Diotima nodded. “Your theory of a prankster sounds good, Nico.”
“We’ll stop him,” I said. “We’ll watch like hungry hawks.”
SCENE 5
DRAMA THERAPY
THE DESTRUCTION OF the ghost went without a hitch. There was already a sacrificial altar installed at the theater, in front of the stage. The altar was made from quality marble. It was a permanent fixture of the theater that saw frequent use, because every day of the Great Dionysia begins and ends with a sacrifice.
The statue of the God was in his place for the festival. Before the Dionysia begins, the cult statue of Dionysos is taken from his nearby temple and settled on stage, so that Dionysos can observe the plays in his honor.
The High Priest of Dionysos was a middle-aged man named Theokritos, with a round belly and a bald patch. His affable looks belied his business-like approach to priestly affairs.
The first act of Theokritos the High Priest was to bow before the God. He then turned back to the altar, where Diotima stood waiting, with a goat on a tether.
The rest of us sat on the audience benches. All the actors of all the plays were present, both the comedies and the tragedies, and the singers of the choral performances, plus the choregoi and the three tragic playwrights for this Dionysia—Aeschylus, Sophocles, and another man named Chorilos. I had gathered them all, with help from Pericles, to make sure everyone saw the cleansing.
I myself sat beside my father-in-law, Pythax, who was chief of the Scythian Guard of Athens, but who was with us this day in his role as proud father. This was Diotima’s first official ceremony since becoming a married woman. When Pythax had heard that his daughter would be performing before the combined artistic dignitaries of Athens, nothing could keep him away. He watched as closely as anyone, a slight smile on his lips.
Theokritos offered the blade to the goa
t. The goat stared at the sharp knife for a long moment, while everyone held their breath. Then the animal seemed to nod its head.
A collective sigh of relief swept across the audience.
The hand that held the blade swept across the goat’s throat. Blood poured quickly into a bowl held by Diotima beneath the wound. Both she and the High Priest were spattered, but both were far too professional to flinch. The goat stood stock still for longer than I thought possible. Then its legs buckled. Diotima and the High Priest were ready. Diotima lowered the bowl as the sacrifice fell. Theokritos had his arms wrapped around the animal so that it came to earth gently.
“It was a good sacrifice,” someone behind me said. “The victim went willingly.”
Voices all about echoed the same sentiment. The sacrifice had been as perfect as could be. I breathed a silent thanks to Sophocles for recommending this priest. He was excellent.
Theokritos waved to his attendants. Three men hurried from amongst us to take the deceased goat, one at each end to carry the animal by the legs and another in the middle to take the weight. These three hurried out of the theater. They would take the animal to the Temple of Dionysos, a mere hundred paces to the southwest. A butcher and a hot brazier waited there, to cook the sacrifice.
The meat would be given to those poor of Athens who asked for it, to feed families whose children would not otherwise see meat this month.
The sacrifice to Dionysos was complete. Now it was Diotima’s turn. Theokritos stood back.
Diotima placed the bowl of blood upon the altar. The bowl was full right to the brim. Some of the blood sloshed over the side as she set it down. It formed a small puddle upon the altar.
Diotima raised her arms. The sleeves of her chiton fell back to bunch at her shoulders and expose the skin. Her hands and wrists were red with blood. It trickled down her arms.
“Hear me, Lady Artemis of the Hunt, I am your priestess Diotima,” she said. “Artemis, daughter of Zeus, who rejoices in the chase and the kill, who shoots the arrow from your golden bow. Hunt with me, Goddess, to cast from this place the malign influence that inhabits it.”
Diotima lowered her arms. She picked up the bowl.
“Far-shooting Artemis, I hold the blood of sacrifice to your kinsman Dionysos, he whose place is profaned. Let this blood mark the boundary, Lady Artemis, swift Huntress, you whose father mighty Zeus gave permission to kill at your pleasure: let all within these bounds who oppose your kinsman Dionysos be your rightful prey.”
At these words Diotima lowered the bowl and tipped it, ever so slightly. A thin stream of blood began to fall. At once Diotima began to walk around the entire theater, dribbling blood into the dust as she went. The entire audience followed behind, to see the deed done.
Diotima crossed the ground between stage and audience, then turned to walk down the side, pouring all the while. When the theater was at her back she turned again to walk parallel to the backstage area, before returning to the front, where she ended at the altar. The last of the blood dripped from the bowl at the moment the two ends of the red line met. The theater was bordered in blood.
Diotima put the bowl on the altar. She wiped the sweat from her eyes, inadvertently smearing blood across her brow.
Slaves hurried forward to take the bowl and, at her nod of permission, carried it away to be cleaned.
The ceremony was over. Men stood to mill about and talk. Diotima walked over to me and smiled.
“How did I do?” she asked.
“Excellent,” I said. I wanted to kiss her, but it would have scandalized the old men about us. Not even Pythax would have approved. This was not the time to upset people.
Everyone had gathered in clusters to talk about the ceremony. They spoke to each other in a friendly, relaxed, confident tone that had been entirely absent in the theater yesterday.
Sophocles broke away from one of these groups and came across to speak to us. “The ceremony went well,” he said.
I said, “No ghost in its right mind is going to wait for the Huntress to come calling.”
Sophocles stroked his beard and smiled in satisfaction.
“I believe you are correct. Already the men ask when rehearsals can resume. I told them we begin at once. I must see to arrangements.”
Sophocles hurried off.
Another man emerged from the largest group of chatterers. It was Theokritos, the High Priest of Dionysos.
“You did exceptionally well for such a young lady,” he said to Diotima.
“Thank you, sir.” Diotima fell into the demure pose she reserved for middle-aged men who thought they were smarter than she.
Theokritos wasn’t fooled for an instant. “No need to play that game with me,” he said. “I can see you know your business. Where have you served?” he asked, meaning, in which temples had Diotima served the Goddess, for it was obvious that Diotima was temple trained.
“The Temple of Artemis Agroptera here in Athens, and the Artemision at Ephesus,” Diotima said.
“The Artemision!” Theokritos was impressed, as well he might be. The Artemision was the most prestigious temple in the entire world.
Theokritos said, “The Temple of Dionysos could use a good priestess. We have places available. I don’t suppose you’d consider switching allegiance?”
“Thank you sir, but I serve Artemis,” Diotima said.
“Well, the Huntress gains where the god of wine loses,” he said, cheerfully. “You’ll let me know if you change your mind.”
With those words and a nod, Theokritos gathered his slaves and departed.
Pythax had stood to the side. He had heard the words of Theokritos with pride for his daughter.
“Well done, lass,” Pythax said, when Theokritos had left. To my surprise he gave Diotima a hug, in public. Pythax was not a demonstrative man, unless you counted the way his guards demonstrated their clubs whenever they caught a thief.
“It was a lucky thing the goat was so complacent,” I said to Diotima.
“That would be due to the large amount of poppy juice I fed it this morning,” Diotima said. “The goat didn’t feel a thing.”
The nature of the smoke rising not far to the southwest changed. An aroma of barbecue wafted across the theater. It reminded me of lunch and made me hungry. The other men thought the same. They quickly departed, in twos and threes, no doubt to their homes for an early bite. One of the last to leave, on his own, was a young man. I had noticed him before, when he sat at the back of the audience. He had watched the ritual with an expression that struck me as rather intense.
I pointed him out to Diotima and Pythax.
“Is there something wrong with him?” she asked.
“I don’t think he’s a member of the crew,” I said. “I didn’t see him speak to anyone else.”
“It’s a public theater,” Diotima said. “Maybe he’s interested.”
“Maybe. But you and I know we have to be on the look out for a saboteur.”
Diotima gave the back of the departing stranger another look. “We could chase him down?” she said.
Pythax snorted. “No you can’t. He’s a citizen, it’s a free city, and he ain’t committed a crime.”
Those words from the city’s senior law enforcer ended the question.
“Well, nothing can go wrong at today’s rehearsal,” Diotima said “We didn’t announce the ritual until the last moment, a hundred people have been watching the stage, there hasn’t been time for the saboteur to do any damage since, and the rehearsal is about to start.”
Indeed it was. Men were already on the stage, preparing. Backstage, someone was shouting at the chorus to get in line.
In the time I had, I took a quick look at the God’s statue. I had never before seen our city’s statue of Dionysos up close. Our Dionysos was wooden, and very old. The God was sculpted in the stiff style of past generations. There were cracks where the wood had dried and shrunk. Those had been artfully hidden under recent paint. The eyes in particular looked v
ery realistic. They were the eyes of a god who saw everything.
One thing the God saw, standing as he was at the far edge of the stage, was something that hadn’t been there yesterday. Someone had painted words onto the rear wall, out of view of the audience but fully visible to everyone backstage. They were in large, unmissable letters of commanding red paint, and they said:
NO WHISTLING!
I entered the chaos of the preparations backstage to ask what it was for.
“I just put it up,” said Akamas.
“Why?” I asked.
“You expelled the ghost, right?” he said.
“Right,” I agreed. That, after all, was what Pericles had hired me to do; to convince everyone that the ghost had been sent away.
“Well, we don’t want the ghost to come back, do we?” Akamas said.
I thought about trying to explain that there was no ghost, realized that was futile, and instead said, “No, of course not.”
Akamas said knowingly, “Well then, there was whistling when I saw the ghost. So if no one whistles, it won’t tempt the ghost to return, or bring back the bad luck with it. That’s logic, right?”
It wasn’t any logic that I recognized. But I could sense that all around me, the crew and actors were listening in on this conversation, waiting to see how I would react. If I told them to remove the sign, they might think the ghost could return.
It occurred to me that the signed command couldn’t do any harm, and if it made the actors and crew feel more comfortable and safer in the theater then it was all to the good. So I said, “Excellent thinking, Akamas. Keep up the good work.”
At that moment the chorus began, singing the opening song. I had to run across the stage to the audience seats. Sophocles shot me a look of reproach—he was directing from the front—but he was too polite to rebuke the man who had cleared the theater of ghosts.
Diotima and I had promised to keep an eye out for any recurrence of a saboteur. That was the excuse we used to settle down in the front row and enjoy the play.
SCENE 6
FALL FROM FAVOR