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by H. L. Mencken


  “The names of women,” says the Manu-smriti, the ancient Brahman code of laws, “should be easy to pronounce, not implying anything dreadful, possess a plain meaning, be pleasing and auspicious, end in long vowels, and contain a word of benediction.”4 “Let no man,” it continues in another place, “marry a woman named after a constellation, a tree or a river, nor one bearing the name of a low caste, or of a mountain, nor one named after a bird, a snake or a slave, nor one whose name inspires terror.” Later sages have offered more specific advice. Coleridge declared that every woman’s name should be a trochee – that is, of two syllables, with the accent on the first, e.g., Mary, Alice, Agnes, Ellen. But Gelett Burgess has complained that the trochee suggests “a persistent, hammering force,” and that the iambus, in which the accent is on the second syllable, e.g., Elaine, Jeannette, Louise, suggests “a decisive vigor.” His choice seems to be the dactyl – an accented syllable followed by two without accents, e.g., Emily, Adelaide, Abigail, Isabel —, though he also has a kind word for the anapest – three syllables, with the accent on the last, e.g., Antoinette, Marianne. The former, he says, shows “limp, ragdoll ease” and the latter “is just the thing for sparkle and pep.”1 Another recent professor of the subject, Elsdon C. Smith, contents himself with advocating names embodying “the more sonorous consonants, r, l, m and n, and next to these t, p and d.” He warns against q and the hard g, but says that “the soft e is pretty, as in Evelyn.” A good girls’ name, he concludes, should be easily spelled and pronounced, it should not give ready birth to a disagreeable diminutive, it should be free from unpleasant connotations or associations, and it should not be “so odd or unusual as to evoke constant comment.”2 But I greatly fear that the principal and often only excuse for some of the grotesque names I have listed is precisely that they “evoke constant comment.”

  Two fashions in boys’ names have been mentioned – that for diminutives3 and that for mere initials. A third of almost equal oddity converts Junior from an indicator following the surname into a middle-name, e.g., John Junior Jones. In a list of 88 students, male and female, graduated from the Marshall, Mo., High-School in the class of 1946 I find no less than three boys thus named, and in a roster of Army recruits from the same town I find two more. One of the Marshall Juniors applied to the local Circuit Court in 1946 for permission to drop his middle name on the ground that it had “caused him difficulty and confusion.”4 Even when the adjective is in its proper place it is common for an American boy to be called Junior by his family and friends, to distinguish him from his father. In writing, Jr. is in most frequent use in the United States, but in England Jun. seems to be preferred.

  The use of 2nd, 3rd, etc. is marked an Americanism by the DAE and traced to 1803. At the start 2nd seemed to have been only a substitute for Jr., but now it often indicates, not the son, but the grandson or nephew of the first bearer of the name. A writer in Putnam’s Monthly in 1855 described it as “common in New England.”1 The use of the Roman numerals, II, III, etc., came much later. It is frowned upon in England as an invasion of royal prerogative, and also by the American Army and Navy, which use only 2d, 3d, etc., in their lists.2 A somewhat unusual form is favored by Edward H. Butler, editor and publisher of the Buffalo Evening News, who describes himself on the masthead of his paper as Edward H. Butler (Son). This recalls the German use of Vater and Sohn, as in Johann Strauss Vater and Johann Strauss Sohn. But the Germans also use dJ. (der Jungere) and d. Ä. (der Ältere). There was a time when Sr. was encountered almost as frequently as Jr., but it seems to be passing out: the old man now evades admitting his age by using his name unadorned.

  The invention of new and unearthly boys’ names has not, so far, enlisted all the feverish fancy that has enriched and glorified the American répertoire of girls’ names; nevertheless, it has made notable advances since the turn of the century, and has developed some talented virtuosi. Its lag is probably explicable on the ground that fathers ordinarily have more to say about the naming of their sons than about the naming of their daughters, and oppose masculine Toryism to feminine advanced thinking. My list of revolutionary boys’ names is thus shorter than the foregoing list of girls’ names, and shows fewer genuine prodigies:3

  Ace

  Adjoil

  Airoy

  Allieu4

  Almouth

  Alsex

  Amburs

  Amel

  Amer

  Anvil5

  Apollo

  Aorum

  Arben

  Arch

  Ardis

  Arla

  Arlando

  Armon

  Arrow

  Arson6

  Arville

  Ather1

  Aud

  Audif

  Ausby

  Austell

  Author

  Baysul

  Bearl2

  Belvin

  Benjiman

  Berlin3

  Bernis

  Beryl

  Billy Dee

  Birvin4

  Bishop

  Blois

  Blue5

  Bo

  Bok6

  Brownelle7

  Brunis

  Bud

  Bulas

  Bun

  Buster

  Byard

  Cad

  Caldeen

  Camma

  Cara

  Carolle

  Cash

  Ceal

  Cellow

  Centurlius

  Ceola

  Champ

  Chan

  Chastain

  Chick

  Cho-Wella8

  Christo

  Clarise

  Clarmond

  Claudere

  Clauzell

  Cleodus

  Clere

  Cletis9

  Clevern

  Clint

  Clodean

  Clois10

  Cluke

  Colonel11

  Comma

  Commodore

  Corne

  Coy12

  Creed13

  Crellon

  Cullus

  Curilee

  Cyclone14

  Dalvin

  Daymono

  Dee15

  DeLaine

  Delores

  DeLoyce16

  Del Ray

  Dencred

  Denver

  Deo

  Derald

  DeRoin

  Dewight17

  Dial

  Dink

  Dixie

  Doc

  Doke

  Dolphus

  Donaco

  Dorcine

  Dorotha

  Dove

  Doyal18

  Duane19

  Dub

  Dude

  Earven

  Ecton

  Edgard

  Edysol

  Eldo

  Eleck

  Elesten

  Elgne

  Eligh

  Elmer Dee

  Elvan

  Elvcyd

  Elvis

  Elzie20

  Emitt

  Enel

  Era

  Errett

  Erron

  Ersie

  Erville

  Esco1

  Eson

  Esther Mae2

  Estra

  Etci3

  Eubert

  Euclid

  Evern

  Evitmus

  Ewul

  Exton

  Fain

  Fareign

  Faye4

  Felmet

  Fern

  Finace

  Finis5

  Flake

  Flavel

  Florns

  Foil6

  Fonzo

  Foy

  Frederique

  Gareld7

  Garl

  Gayfree

  Gladson8

  Glenace

  Gl
enneth9

  Glore

  Gora

  Gotha

  Gov10

  Guyenn

  Gwendel

  Gyle

  Habert

  Harce11

  Harlinza

  Headlee

  Hilry

  Hollene

  Hope

  Hoyd

  Hozen

  Huckleberry12

  Hulon

  Human13

  Idris

  Iloath14

  Irby15

  Irl

  Ivy16

  Izell

  Jamanuel17

  Jat

  Jaydee

  Jewehe

  Jimmie Lee

  Joeia

  Johnathon

  Jonie

  Jorene

  June18

  Junian

  Kark

  Kazan

  Keleel

  Kennis

  Kleo Murl19

  Koith20

  Komal

  Karan21

  Laddie

  LaFerry

  Laron

  Lathal

  Laurel

  Leandrew

  Lector

  Leeanard

  Legnial

  Lelis22

  Lemial23

  LeMon

  Lesley24

  LeVon

  Lig

  Lillard

  Lilon

  Limon25

  Loarn

  Lodell

  Loenial

  Loeties

  Lonnie26

  Loran

  Lotus

  Lououn

  Lovis

  Loy

  Loyd1

  Lum2

  Lural

  LuReign3

  Luvan4

  Luvardia

  Lynel

  Lysle5

  Mac

  Malene

  Manvin

  Mariana

  Marion

  Mavo

  Melirn

  Merl6

  Modrel

  Monar

  Monk

  Monzell

  Moose

  Mord7

  Mosco

  Muriel8

  Murt

  Naith

  Nello

  Nenzil

  Nerton

  Nevada

  Nias9

  Novert

  Noyce

  Nuel

  Nylan

  Oadeous

  Oarly10

  Oby11

  Oceail

  Occum12

  Oceaphus

  Ocie

  Od13

  Odas

  Ode

  Oder14

  Odis15

  Odix

  O’Henry

  Ohmart

  Oid

  Okey16

  Ol

  Olander

  Oleah

  Ollus

  Olva

  Omae

  Onus17

  Ophni

  Oral18

  Oran

  Oras

  Oravell

  Orban

  Orbra

  Oriel19

  Oris

  Orlen20

  Ormal

  Orman

  Orpha

  Orray

  Orsamus

  Orv

  Osie21

  Osman

  Othal22

  Ottis

  Otwa23

  Oval

  Overy24

  Ovid

  Ozmay

  Ozro

  Pallis25

  Para

  Pasco

  Phin

  Pink

  Pleas26

  Poke

  Pulis1

  Rada

  Reo

  Quannah

  Rephord

  Retel

  Rofey

  Rolla2

  Rolen3

  Roman

  Ronal4

  Rowdy5

  Royal

  Rue

  Sank

  Satis

  Sceva

  Semion

  Senus

  Sestee

  Sion

  Siro

  Solen6

  Solomao7

  Son

  Speaker

  Sturgeon

  Sugar8

  Synn

  Tal

  Tandy

  Tee

  Tera9

  Terbert

  Thaddies

  Thaine

  Thelbert

  Themious

  Theoplies10

  Theorda11

  Thoas

  Thrantham

  Throniall

  Torl

  Toxie12

  Travois

  True

  Tye

  Uel

  Uhlan

  Uliey

  Une

  Ura

  Urxula

  US13

  Usona14

  Utis

  Valourd

  Vanis

  Vasso

  Vaudie

  Veon

  Verbilee

  Verle15

  Vernace

  Vernal

  Vernet

  Veskel

  Veston

  Vin

  Virgle

  Virtus

  Vital

  V-J16

  Von

  Voyd

  Vulon

  Wave

  Wazell

  Whestone17

  Wras

  Yale

  Yick18

  Yuvon

  Zale

  Zay

  Zedore

  Zee

  Zelmer

  Zephro

  Zeylus

  Zine

  Zoheth

  Zota

  Zurr

  It will be noted at once that nearly all the categories of girls’ names that we have examined are represented here, though the specimens as a whole are a good deal less rich. In not a few cases, indeed, girls’ names also reappear as boys’ names – a phenomenon certainly not new in the world, as the bisexual use of Evelyn in England, Florence in Ireland and Maria in Latin Europe testifies. It is not uncommon in Oklahoma for a male Dixie or Marion or LaVerne or even Beryl1 to espouse a lady of the same given-name, and in 1941 R. L. Ripley unearthed an Ora Jones married to an Ora Jones. Manuel Prenner has published a study of the names most frequently found in both sexes, e.g., Beverly, Carmen, Carol, Cecil, Cleo, Darryl, Fay, Gail, Hope, Jean, Lee, Leslie, Lynn, Merle Ray, Sidney, Vaughn and Vivian.2 To this list, from my Oklahoma material, may be added Delores, Dorotha, Laurel and Osie.3

  Odd spellings seem to be almost as numerous among boys’ names as among those of girls, but whether they are produced by a deficiency in orthographic science or by a sophisticated artfulness is hard to determine. The former may account for Amel (Emil), Byard, Gareld, Hilry, Malcum, Markus and Virgle, but I suspect that the latter is responsible for Benjiman, Eligh, Frederique, Johnathon, Lesley and Seymore. Such bizarre spellings as DeLaine, Del Ray, LaFerry, LeMon and LuReign, so common among girls’ names, seem to be relatively rare. So are the combinations and collision forms, e.g., Jamanuel, Landrew, Edgard, Jimmie Lee and Joela. But the making of new names by changing letters in old ones, e.g., Arlando, Garl, Terbert, Bearl and Urxula, is more frequent. As we have already seen, diminutives are often bestowed at baptism and some of them show novelty, e.g., Chan, Clint, Dolphus, Od, Orv and Ulys, and equally popular are the pet-names, Bo, Bud, Buster, Chick, Dink, Dub, Doc, Laddie, Monk and Rowdy. Names of literal significance, e.g., Cash, Comma, Cyclone, Dude, Human, Moose, Onus, Orange, True and Vital, are often encountered, but those suggesting medical matters, e.g., Cardia, Toxie and Voyd, are not as numerous as among girls. Nor are common given-names with fancy suffixes, e.g., Carolle and Claudere, nor geographical names, e.g., Denver, California and Nevada.4 But the deficit is made up
for by titles, e.g., Colonel, Commodore, Count, Earl, Gov, Speaker; by the popularity of well-worn surnames, especially Clay, Floyd, Wayne, Dwight, Dallas, Lyman, Preston, Harlan and Taylor;1 and by the surviving if gradually diminishing vogue, throughout rural America, for names borrowed from the heroes of Hellenic history and legend. In Oklahoma I have encountered Ovid, Solon, Euclid, Virgil, Apollo and even Deo. As for Homer, it flourishes from Bangor to San Diego.

  Nothing here is really new. Paul St. Gaudens has unearthed Sterling and Urian from the Killingly, Conn., records of 1725–40; Irastus, Delor and Ozno from New Hampshire records of 1850–70; Aldace, Milon, Erdix, Royal, Volney, Alvah, Nomus and Sardis from the rolls of Kimball Union Academy at Meriden, N. H., 1834–48; and Noble, Leroy, King, Earl, Lysander, Delbert, Euclid, Romaine, Osro, Hector, and Dolph from various New England account-books of 1850–60. The fame of Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–82) after his Phi Beta Kappa oration at Harvard in 1837 started a vogue for his middle-name. William Tecumseh Sherman, born in 1813, was not the first American to bear an Indian name,2 nor was Kenesaw Mountain Landis, born in 1866, the first to be named for a battle.3 Geographical names began to be used as given-names in the period of expansion into the West. Wisconsin Illinois and Arizona Dakota were two North Carolina brothers,4 and Lewes Delaware was a Washington physician. In Connecticut, a generation or two ago, there was a politico surnamed Bill whose given-names were Kansas Nebraska. He had brothers named Lecompton Constitution and Emancipation Proclamation,5 and sisters named Louisiana Purchase and Missouri Compromise. Long before their time Governor William H. Gist, of South Carolina, named a son States Rights. This States Rights was graduated from the Harvard Law School in 1852, joined the Confederate Army in 1861, rose to be a brigadier-general, and was killed at the battle of Franklin, Tenn., November 30, 1864.1

 

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