Well, I wished him luck with that. Like every lawyer on the planet, I had a Facebook page, but it was strictly for professional use.
Even so, I found myself sliding the mouse sideways and hitting the Send Message button instead. When the window opened, I typed, Hey. This is
Then I sat staring for three minutes, trying to decide between This is your half sister and This is Karen Vauss’s other child. Julian Bouchard, a mysterious young human, was by blood a member of my family. Such as it was. I’d avoided marriage, never wanted kids. My mother and I had abdicated each other, and Google-stalking Kai had been impossible. She’d lived off the grid, as if the Internet did not exist.
Every now and again, I’d run across people we’d known in our long, parole-inspired stint inside Atlanta. Some of them had stories and snippets about Kai, which I took with grains or teaspoons or whole oceans’ worth of salt, depending on the source. Kai was near fictional to me at this point, and she had given Julian away. He had a different mother. Anna Bouchard. I wondered what she might be like. A soft-voiced cookie baker? A brisk soccer mom? I was in no true sense a sister to him.
I decided on my name, direct and simple.
Hello, Julian. This is Paula Vauss. I apologize for my reaction to your visit. I was not aware that my mother had another child. I’m sorry to inform you that Karen Vauss and I have not been in contact for many years, and I believe that she is no longer living. I have hired a reliable PI to find what ultimately became of her. The one you hired is a con man; please do not contact him, and under no circumstances should you give him more money. I will share the results of my investigation with you ASAP.
It felt mean to tell the kid that Kai was dead in a letter—in a Facebook message, no less—but it felt even meaner to hold that information back. He must be anxious to hear from me. Especially since he’d abandoned his bank records, his Social Security card, his mother’s maiden name, and a host of other sensitive bits of info into my tender, total stranger’s care.
Reading back over my note, I knew the tone was too formal—downright lawyerly. It read cold, and cold was not at all what I was feeling. I was feeling nine kinds of freaked right the fuck out, actually, so maybe cold was better.
I tried to think of something kind to add, and came up with this: I have some pictures of her and some of her belongings. I would be happy to meet with you at your convenience and share these things. I will answer any questions you might have to the best of my ability.
There. True, but not the whole truth. Polite, but not invasive. I clicked Send, and my little missive poofed into the ether.
I sat back in my chair, wondering when he might read it. Wondering how he might respond. I needed a distraction. My loft felt cavernous, as if the vibrant purples and golds in my modern artwork could not quite fill the high white walls today. The space felt hungry for another heartbeat. One that was larger than Henry’s.
I wasn’t seeing anybody on the regular. I had a cadre of local exes who were often game for friendly reminiscing, but I hadn’t been in the mood to return their calls. I’d had a metaphorical whole-body headache for almost half a year. Until today.
Something had reawoken in me earlier, in my office, there with Birdwine. I’d been working my way out of my bra, and I’d remembered the delicious feel of winding my body around a rough and willing male, naked and rampant. I’d felt a sweet unspooling low down in my belly, reminding me that I was made of bone and blood and warm flesh.
That energy was gone. All I really wanted now was human company. But maybe if I had some, my body would wake back up?
I got my phone and started scrolling through my contacts. Davonte picked up, but he was in Nashville, at a party, by the sound of it. Jack’s number was no longer in service. I got Remi’s voicemail, and then a woman answered Raj’s phone. Her voice got sharp, asking, “Who is this?” I didn’t know if she was wife, girlfriend, or wannabe, but I said something innocuous and hung up. Half my job came from the ugly carnage caused by cheating, and I’d never knowingly help a man break a promise to another woman.
It had only rarely been an issue. The postmodern cowboys I went for weren’t big on vows. When one of them got slung up, I didn’t hear from him, and if I did, I was done with him, anyway. I had a strict No Assholes policy, and I’d never met a cheater of either sex who wasn’t some stripe of asshole underneath the He doesn’t understand mes and the We drifted aparts and the She won’t do that thing I need in beds.
It narrowed my pool—the world had never once been short on assholes—but not too much. Physically, I didn’t have a type. I’d dated short guys and tall guys; scrawny, thick, and ripped; red and yellow, black and white. I liked any charming fuckup who was passing through, promising good conversation, good sex, and zero complications. The world also had no shortage of fellas with commitment phobias who genuinely enjoyed the company of women—I just couldn’t find one this afternoon. Not unless I wanted to go out and pick a fresh one.
I didn’t. I’d given up on one-night stands in college. Too risky, and the sex was generally subpar. It could take weeks or even months to find and cultivate the kind of relationship I liked. I dropped my phone back on the table, frustrated.
With no work to keep me busy, the afternoon stretched ahead of me, unbearably long. And yet I had zero drive to go back to the office. Maybe I should have taken on that new pro bono, after all.
Henry rolled onto his back and air-paddled his paws at me, being charming but making a mess of my stacks. I picked him up and baby-cradled him, burying my face in his neck, smelling that good warm cat smell for as long as he would let me. After a minute, his affection plate got full, and he pushed at me until I let him down. I stared at the table full of papers. They stared back.
I’m not sure what I would have done had my iPhone not mercifully started ringing. I answered without even checking the screen. “Hello?”
“You call him yet?” Birdwine said, forgoing greetings.
“No,” I said, defensive.
“Bullshit,” he said. “Unless you emailed him instead?” I kept silent. Facebook wasn’t technically email. He was already laughing at me. “Busted. Damn, woman, I dug as fast as I could. Here’s the thing. I’ve been looking in the kid’s financials. I’ve got some concerns.”
Big ones, I thought, for him to call me back this fast. “About the adoptive family, or about him, personally?”
“Him. The parents were typical American middle class.”
“You mean they had a lot of debt,” I said, and then I picked up on the verb tense. Were. It made my body restless, set me pacing from the table to the sofa. “His adopted folks are dead?”
“Oh, yeah. The mom was a type-one diabetic. She developed complications when Julian was a teen. Celiac, then intestinal cancer. The dad dropped dead of a heart attack near the end of her illness. Stress got him.” Birdwine said this like it was fact, but I knew what he was doing. He was telling me the story he had read between the lines of documents and spreadsheets. I knew if I were in the room with him, his hands would be rolling in that way he had, laying out the hypothetical. “So the kid just started his senior year at Berry College when his dad bites it. He drops out. Moves home. From that point on, he’s taking care of his mother. By October, she’s dead, too. You want to hear the obit?”
I was lagging a few sentences behind him, trying to process as I paced back and forth across the space between the dining table and my great room sofa. Birdwine was distilling it down to something too dense for me to chew. “I don’t know. Do I?”
“Nah. It’s long—a full column in the Marietta Daily Journal. Active in her church, community, blah blah. Dies ‘after a long illness.’ At the end, all it says is, ‘She is survived by her beloved son, Julian.’ ”
My heart sank. “That’s it? No other kids? No spare sister or some cousins?”
“Full stop. H
is parents were both only children, and they’re gone. Meanwhile, his old friends are off at college, his new friends are back at Berry. Kid’s got nobody. He hires Tim Worth to find Kai in November.”
I sighed. Julian and I were orphans, which gave us a full three awful things in common. If he took my offered meeting, I hoped he liked the Braves or David Cronenberg movies so we’d have something innocuous to talk about. Otherwise a simple lunch with him might be enough to put me back in therapy.
“I hear you oiling up your pity gland,” Birdwine said. “Stand down. He’s also dead broke, Paula. Worse than. Medical and hospice ate the Bouchards’ retirement. Kid has three quarters of a liberal arts degree and a job at Mellow Mushroom. Whatever cash he did have went to Worth. No way can he go back to Berry. Not without a payday. He shows up at your swanky midtown office, sees your rich-people carpet, your crazy-ass shoes. I gotta wonder, what’s he thinking?”
Birdwine sounded disapproving, but I took it as good news. If Julian was after money, it could make everything so easy. I owed the kid, and money was something I had. If he was an asshole, I could pay my debt off in the most literal manner and send him on his merry asshole way.
My computer dinged. I walked back to the table and saw that Julian had responded to my missive with a friend request. He was less wary than I was, or simply of a different generation, or Birdwine’s suspicions were justified, and this was step one in his scheme to get his hands deep in my pocket.
“Get this,” I said to Birdwine. “I sent Julian a note on Facebook not ten minutes ago. I’m already hearing back.”
“See, now, that’s eager. Another warning bell.”
“No, it’s these kids today,” I told him, huffy old man style. “I don’t think they ever log off anything.”
“Not even to pee,” he agreed. “But still.”
A small chat window opened up at the bottom of the screen. I sat down and leaned in to read it.
Hello?
With the question mark, the simple greeting looked so plaintive. I remembered Julian’s crescent-shaped eyes, his nervous energy. He’d been an easy blusher, his feelings showing in the wash of pink and red across his skin. I was good at reading people, and he’d smelled of hope and nerves and worry, undercut with an edge of desperation. I didn’t think Julian Bouchard would turn out to be something so easy as an asshole. I hit Accept.
I’d made two friends in the space of hours, after all. Now I was on the phone with one and fielding Facebook IMs from the other. This was turning out to be a banner fucking Wednesday.
“He opened a chat,” I said to Birdwine.
“You sound thrilled.”
“I forget what that word means,” I said. “Is thrilled a kind of stress vomiting?”
“Yeah, I think. Well, your guard is good and up. Go chat with your li’l hustler. We’ll meet the guy who’s hustling him in the morning,” Birdwine said.
I started to thank him, but he’d already gone. Not a big one for Hello, how are yous or Good-bye have a nice days, that Birdwine.
I stared at the blinking cursor under Julian’s Hello?
The phone, still in my hand, was ringing again. I checked the screen.
It was Remi, hitting me back. My thumb moved toward the green button, but it stayed there, hovering. I wasn’t sure why. My other option was the Facebook chat, and hadn’t I had enough new brother for one day? I liked Remi. I liked him a lot. He had those bright black eyes you sometimes find on Cajuns and was my height, exactly, which could put us eye to eye in bed. I paused, my whole body cocked to catch any faint vibration from below.
I got nothin’. The sex that had risen in me back at the office with Birdwine had re-died, or at least was sleeping heavily now. I let Remi go to voicemail and pulled my laptop closer.
Well, hello there, I typed back to my brother.
CHAPTER 5
My mother and I do our time. We live in loose groups of squatty buildings that look like industrial office parks. Thirty-some-odd teenagers are housed with me, while Kai lives with several hundred inmates. My cabin holds up to six middle-school girls and a house mother named Mrs. Mack. Kai’s cellblock holds forty women, watched over by armed guards. She’s in prison for obstruction and destroying evidence, while I’m in a group home for the more private crime of putting her there. It’s tacitly unfair that I’m in the softer, smaller version.
Especially since my mother isn’t like me.
If Kai could see me now, she’d say that I’m not like me, either. I am not her tambourine girl in a beaded dress from Goodwill, or the gypsy one who’d coo, Such a long life line, peering at a palm over her shoulder. I can barely remember the achiever-girl I started to become in Asheville. More and more, I’m the Paula who rose up in Paulding County the first time I was asked to choose between fight or flight. In this place, I’ve learned—or I’ve decided—that I’m not a runner.
My first week here, a high school boy accidentally fell down the stairs and broke his wrist. The whole truth was, he followed me into a stairwell with some bad intentions. Week two, a girl from another cabin came to visit me, then walked into my door and blacked both eyes. The whole truth was, she muscled close and gave me a testing shove, so I smashed her face into the door jamb. I took some hits, sure. Hard ones, but I always came back swinging. The bullies have moved on, like bullies do, looking for meeker mice.
I worry more for Kai than for me. My mother’s best defenses are the fade, the melt, the sneak away, the dash. Kai can see trouble from a long way off, and until the raid I engineered blindsided her, she always had us elsewhere long before it landed. Since the arrest, she’s been hemmed in by bars and walls and doors, with no room to run.
I got to visit her at least, when she was in jail here in Atlanta. After her case settled, she was transferred to a women’s prison in south Georgia. Her lawyer and my guardian ad litem worked it out so she could call me—we lucked into a family-friendly judge—but I can no longer read her face, her body language, look into her eyes. It’s so much harder now to know how much she’s lying.
“Are you safe?” I asked, on our first call after she moved.
“Of course! Don’t you worry, baby. I already got myself a prison boyfriend. Rhonda.” She said it light, like she was being funny, but she wasn’t being funny. “Are you making any friends?”
“Not like that,” I said, but I told her about Joya, a sleepy-eyed eighth grader with a comforting whiff of pot smoke in her tang. She’s my friend even though she’s black. Most friendships here are set by race, which should put me on my own just like in Paulding. But Joya defaults to me because her mother is in court-mandated rehab. She and I belong to someone. The other two black girls in our cabin are on the adoption track. They belong only to the state and to each other.
Now, five phone calls later, Kai and I ask easier questions.
“Are you eating enough fruit?” she says.
“Yes,” I lie. “I’m eating lots of fruit.”
I have the receiver pressed so tight to my ear, it will be red and sore when we hang up. I am hungry for her voice, her laugh, her stories.
I sit cross-legged on the floor of the pantry, tucked between the stacks of paper goods and the shelves of potato flakes and canned soup. I am in the large building at the center of the campus that holds the dining hall and rec room. Mrs. Mack lets me take Kai’s calls from this staff phone in an alcove off the kitchen. The cord is long enough to let me drag it to the pantry and close the flimsy door.
“Fresh?” Kai asks. “That canned stuff is mostly sugar.”
“Yeah, fresh,” I say, though I am eye to eye with a row of outsize cans of fruit cocktail. Inside are cubes of yellow so soaked in heavy syrup that I can’t tell pear from pineapple. She has to know my food here is not much different from hers there. Dumplings with shreds of chicken, tater tot casserole, spaghetti. I’m
growing just fine, anyway, fruit or no fruit. My puppy fat has begun to shift, as she promised it would. I see my body getting long like hers, curving to her angles; I’m morphing myself into the shape of what I’m missing.
“Is that Mrs. Mack being nice?” Kai asks.
“I guess. I mean, she kinda sucks,” I lie, but the truth under it, the one I hope Kai hears is, No one can replace you.
I like Mrs. Mack. She’s a middle-aged black lady who calls me girlie. She calls us all girlie. I love my girlies, Mrs. Mack sings out every morning when she wakes us up, and I believe her. She loves us, all of us, in the same blanket, replaceable way that my mother loved her boyfriends.
“Are you sleeping good?” I ask.
“Oh, yes,” my mother says.
The pattern of these calls is set. Now she’ll ask me how I sleep, and how I did on my last math test, and I’ll ask her what book she’s reading. These little questions, the little lies we’re telling, they are promises we give each other. I will be okay if you will. When time gets short, she’ll tell me the next installment of an old bedtime tale. We’re in the middle of “Baby Ganesha at the Feast” now. I’ll close my eyes and let her smoky alto drift over me like warm fog. But this time, she breaks the pattern.
“Listen, I need for you to do me a favor. If you can.”
I hear tension in her voice, and I sit up straighter. I say, “Okay,” and it comes out halfway between agreement and a question.
I hear her swallow, and then she says, quick and quiet, “I’m doing something. I’m writing something. Like, a poem.”
It’s a strange collection of words to deliver with such low urgency. Kai is nineteen kinds of art-fart. She tells stories and draws beautifully, sings well, plays an okay mandolin. I’d be more surprised to hear she wasn’t writing poetry in prison, but she says it as if rhyme and meter have been declared contraband. It’s almost confessional, the way an inmate might say I’m making wine inside the toilet tank, or I’m digging a tunnel to freedom with this stolen spoon.
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