by Tom Holt
   Dirt.
   Oh, the bomb thought. And then its courage, determination and nobility-of-spirit subroutines cut in, overriding everything else, adrenalising its command functions and bypassing its cyberphrenetic nodes. Here goes, said the bomb to itself. Calibrate navigational pod. Engage primary thrusters. Ready auxiliary drive. It knew, in that moment, that its own doom was near, because it was giving itself orders, and it wasn’t putting in any “the”s. That was what you did, apparently, when the moment came. You could also turn on a flashing red beacon and a siren, but mercifully these were optional.
   Oh fuck, thought the bomb, and surged on towards Dirt like an avenging angel.
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   BY TOM HOLT
   Expecting Someone Taller
   Who’s Afraid of Beowulf ?
   Flying Dutch
   Ye Gods!
   Overtime
   Here Comes the Sun
   Grailblazers
   Faust Among Equals
   Odds and Gods
   Djinn Rummy
   My Hero
   Paint Your Dragon
   Open Sesame
   Wish You Were Here
   Only Human
   Snow White and the Seven Samurai
   Valhalla
   Nothing But Blue Skies
   Falling Sideways
   Little People
   The Portable Door
   In Your Dreams
   Earth, Air, Fire and Custard
   You Don’t Have to Be Evil to Work Here, But It Helps
   Someone Like Me
   Barking
   The Better Mousetrap
   May Contain Traces of Magic
   Blonde Bombshell
   Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Sausages
   Dead Funny: Omnibus 1
   Mightier Than the Sword: Omnibus 2
   The Divine Comedies: Omnibus 3
   For Two Nights Only: Omnibus 4
   Tall Stories: Omnibus 5
   Saints and Sinners: Omnibus 6
   Fishy Wishes: Omnibus 7
   The Walled Orchard
   Alexander at the World’s End
   Olympiad
   A Song for Nero
   Meadowland
   I, Margaret
   Lucia Triumphant
   Lucia in Wartime
   Contents
   Copyright
   Title Page
   Dedication
   Chapter One
   Chapter Two
   Chapter Three
   Chapter Four
   Chapter Five
   Chapter Six
   Chapter Seven
   Chapter Eight
   Chapter Nine
   Chapter Ten
   Chapter Eleven
   Chapter Twelve
   Chapter Thirteen
   Chapter Fourteen
   Chapter Fifteen
   Chapter Sixteen
   extras
   meet the author
   introducing
   visit the orbit blog
   by Tom Holt
   Copyright © 2011 by One Reluctant Lemming Company Ltd.
   Excerpt from Blonde Bombshell copyright © 2010 by One Reluctant Lemming Company Ltd.
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   ISBN: 978-0-316-12274-0