The second one’s name was Simone and by this time, Jon was well more educated on the way these women worked. While he still paid Simone hourly, he did not allow for her to have free access to accounts and when he set her up in her own apartment, he ensured that he was the only one on the lease. It took about three months before Jon recognized that not only was the sultry and sexy Simone a raging alcoholic, she also dabbled in meth and crack. When she finally got carted away to the psychiatric ward at the local hospital following a near fatal overdose, Jon learned that the quaint three-bedroom house he had rented in his name was trashed to the tune of over ten thousand dollars in damage.
Jon stayed “single” for over a year following Simone. Even in his weakest moments, he somehow managed to avoid the escort agencies and Craigslist. He had almost thought he was willing to try speed dating or Plenty of Fish by the time that Christmas had rolled around but that night, when he stood in the elevator leading up to his seventeenth-floor condo, the familiar feeling of desperation had begun to fill his gut. Why do you let Chris get to you like this? He asked himself for the millionth time. Chris is not perfect either. Tristan is right. He’s been married three times! You should not be comparing your romantic life to his. But it did not matter how he reasoned with himself, his emotions overrode his good sense. By the time he walked into the dark, sparsely decorated living room, Jon was on his cell, looking for a new agency. It was time to find another “one.” Who knows? He thought wryly as he searched online. Maybe three time’s the charm. It was after ten thirty at night and although Jon was basically a staunch teetotaler, phone in hand, he wandered over to the scarcely used liquor cabinet. Pouring himself a stiff scotch in a cheap, plastic glass, he sat on his worn red futon, carefully studying the working girls on a site which he had discovered. A soft blanket of snow had encased the picturesque town of Burlington and the Berkshires twinkled under soft lighting but Jon was oblivious to the beauty of the season, his mind focussed strictly on finding someone to hold close before another year dawned. Taking another sip of his potent drink, Jon was surprised to find that he had finished it. Shrugging to himself, he rose and poured another, already feeling its effects. Good. You’re going to need all the courage you can get, he told himself, this time filling the glass more than halfway and recklessly taking a swig as if he were challenging the universe to object. Of course, lightening did not strike and the flakes of crystalline snow continued to swirl around his full-length windows, as if taunting him in his misery. Jon ignored the display and stared intently at the women on the screen. No, that one looks too much like Simone. I don’t want to go into a relationship with a bias. Oh, and she claims she’s a medical student. Who does that remind me of? Onward he scrolled, finding flaw after flaw with each of the scantily dressed lovelies in the photos, only pausing to top up his scotch. An hour later, he had moved over to his laptop and was onto his fourth site, feeling more and more disheartened. Go to bed, Jon. You’re drunk, he told himself bitterly. Rubbing his eyes, he promised he would if no one caught his eye in the next fifteen minutes. It was at that time when an ad in the bottom left corner of the screen had caught his eye. It simply read “European Babes Want You!” and it was likely clickbait which Jon had seen and disregarded dozens of times in the past. But that night, a combination of the alcohol and the sadness led his mouse over the icon which he hit. Immediately he was redirected to the world of mail order brides, thinly veiled as an international match making service. A mixture of disgust and intrigue overcame Jon as he found himself setting up an account through hazy eyes. Within minutes, he was staring at stunningly beautiful women, mostly Eastern European and East Asian, boasting their domestic talents while coyly dropping sexual innuendo. Jon was fascinated, mostly because he had never delved into this avenue prior but an inner voice was deeply ashamed that he was entertaining the thought at all. His eyes growing heavy, Jon began to slip into that place between dreaming and full consciousness. A stunningly sensuous blonde was standing by his coffee table, wearing nothing but an apron. Her supple, natural breasts were covered by the cotton and lace but spilled dangerously out the side while the bottom of the thin cloth just barely hid the runway between her creamy, white thighs. She was holding a silver tray in her hands, her long, white blonde hair spilling silkily down her shoulder.
“Honey? Do you want your breakfast here?” she asked in a thick Russian accent. Jon licked his lips and nodded eagerly.
“Yes, Helga,” he replied. “Leave it here and come join me.”
Suddenly her sweet, clear blue eyes clouded over and she hurled the food filled tray at his head.
“My name is Olga! OLGA not Helga!” she screamed. Her face contorted into demonic proportions and she rushed toward him, screaming like a banshee.
Jon started and the mouse slipped from his hand. As he began to realize he had fallen asleep at his laptop, he shook his head ruefully blinking. Even the women in your dreams don’t want you. He abruptly slammed the computer closed and headed to his bedroom, painfully aware that he had an erection.
Chapter Two
When Jon woke the following morning, he could not fathom why there were balls of cotton in his mouth. It took him two full minutes to recall the half bottle of scotch he had consumed. When he finally managed to bring himself to an upward position, he glanced at the time, it read nine-thirty. Dammit! I have to have that project outline submitted by eleven! Hurriedly, he threw his legs over the side of his twin bed and rushed to splash some cold water on his face before making a cup of instant coffee and setting up in front of his computer. The snow had finally stopped outside and the sun was shining through, casting a surreal halo-like glow on the city below but as usual, Jon was enveloped in his own thoughts. The assignment he was working on was already proving to be daunting. The client, although a repeat, was insufferably meticulous and she was known to nitpick the most miniscule details. Under normal circumstances, Jon would have been up for the challenge but that morning, the last-minute edit was proving to be painful and the caffeine was not nearly affective enough to put him in high gear. Sighing, he tried his best to address all the aspects but he had a feeling he was going to be receiving a discontented email from her later in the afternoon. It did not help that his email notifications were dinging every two minutes in between. I know it’s Christmas day but come on! Leave a man in peace! He moaned silently to himself. Finally deciding he could not stare at the outline for another moment, he quickly sent it off before he could change his mind. Another notification alarm sounded and Jon sighed. He switched to his email screen, inwardly cringing. Being the introvert that he was, Jon had a hard time with the holidays. Christmas especially, he found it unnecessary and highly commercial. People came out of the woodwork, folks he hadn’t seen or heard from since the previous year and nine times out of ten, they asked for something. It was time to dole out donations or offer his presence at a soup kitchen. It wasn’t that Jon was particularly opposed to doing any of those things; it was simply that he did not understand why Christmas time seemed to be the only time when people felt the urge to help their fellow man. Jon constantly donated money anonymously to various charities, particularly ones which helped children. Another lesser known fact about Jon was that he very much wanted a son but as he fast approached forty without any love prospects, he had long since come to terms that his brother’s offspring would be the only ones keeping the Hewson name alive. I am digressing in my own head, Jon thought, half amused, half bitterly as he logged into his webmail. Instantly, his mouth dropped open. There were over seventy emails in his inbox. Oh my God! I’ve been hacked! But as he began to look them over, he realized from where the majority had come. Shame tinted his face as he saw the subject lines. There were dozens of messages from women who wanted to come to America and be his wife. Jon had almost forgotten about his profile from the previous night or, more accurately, had tried to block it out. But as he scrolled through the pictures, he saw that he had, in fact, reached out to several Eastern European ladie
s and all of them had written back. His mind now sober, he began to click off the boxes to delete them in their entirety, unread. At that moment, his cell phone rang. It was Tristan on a Facetime call. Jon smiled and accepted the call.
“Merry Christmas Uncle Jon!” Jordan, Tristan and Addison yelled in unison.
“Merry Christmas guys!” he replied, his headache suddenly disappearing. “Did Santa come last night, Addy?”
“Yeah! I gotta iPad!” Addison screeched and Tristan rolled her eyes.
“Yeah, Santa apparently had a huge budget this year even though Mrs. Clause told him to be careful. But who needs food, right Santa?”
Jordan scowled at his wife but three-year-old Addy continued to rhyme off the list of goodies she had received under the tree and Jon tried to ignore the tension between his sister and brother in law.
“Oh yeah and I gotta baby!” Addison proclaimed.
“A baby? Can I see?” Jon asked, waiting for Addison to find her new doll but the flame haired child shook her head. There was a brief silence as the adults exchanged a look.
“No,” Addison answered.
“Why not? I want to see your new baby!” Jon insisted, smiling affectionately.
“I can’t show it to you yet. It’s in mommy’s tummy.”
Jon felt a jolt of surprise course through him and he stared at Tristan through the phone.
“What? You’re pregnant?” he asked, his voice rising a pitch. Immediately he heard the accusing tone in his voice and smiled to take the sting from his words. She nodded slowly.
“We were going to wait until the new year to tell everyone. Don’t tell mom or Chris yet.” Jon nodded slowly, maintaining the forced smile.
“Congratulations, guys,” he choked. He knew he should be thrilled for her but he could not help the feelings of resentment building from within. Are you jealous of your sister? That is weird. Oedipus would be proud. Tristan seemed to sense his unease and quickly ended the conversation with a promise to call him later.
“Hey!” Jordan called before Tristan had a chance to disconnect.
“Yeah Jordy?”
“Don’t worry, bud. You’ll find someone too!”
Jon’s face went crimson as Tristan glared daggers at her husband.
“Shut your face, Jordy. No one asked for your opinion. We love you, Jon. Talk to you soon.” Jon was left alone, in silence staring at the blank phone screen. For a second he considered reopening the decanter but as he thought it, the headache came flooding back. Instead, he rose from the couch and returned to his computer desk. Slowly, he began to remove the checkmarks beside the emails. I guess I’m not sending these to the recycle box, he thought, swallowing the lump in his throat. It seemed like he was going to need them after all.
There were three women who captured him immediately but even as he exchanged emails with them in poor English, Jon found himself questioning his own motives again. You’re settling out of loneliness, he told himself. Jordan is right. I will find someone. Everyone finds someone. Even those unattractive deadbeats on “Maury” find love. There is hope for me. Two of the women were Russian, tall, brunette and blue eyed. To their credit, neither one beat around the bush and directly asked him how much money he made and if he felt that he was able to support her and her champagne tastes. While Jon assured them both that he was well capable in providing the luxuries they desired, he couldn’t help but wonder if they had ever seen the likes of expensive clothing or jewellery given their shoddy clothing from their profile pictures. It did not bother him; he was glad that the women would find him useful for a time but in the back of his mind, he wondered how long the novelty would last. As soon as they were convinced her could maintain them properly, their tones changed and a sexy sweetness appeared.
The third woman was from Hungary. Her name was Marika Darabos and she also seemed tall but her hair was a sun-spun white-blonde, the color which Hollywood starlets spent thousands of dollars to achieve. At first, Jon was reminded of his Helga/Olga dream when he saw her flaxen, straight mane. He laughed to himself. The photo was not of very good quality but if Jon strained his eyes to zoom in on the grainy picture, he could see full lips and light colored eyes. She was very attractive from what he could glean but it wasn’t simply her prettiness which captivated his attention; in their email exchange, she asked him questions about himself, his likes, his family. She broached the subject of career once but when Jon looked back on the correspondences, he realized that he had brought it up first. And he found that he did look back on their messages often. They often conversed in live time but Budapest was seven hours ahead so often by the early afternoon, Marika had signed off for the night and Jon was left pining for her sweet banter. She had an unassuming quality about her but the cynic in Jon reminded himself that anyone could portray themselves any way they pleased online. It would not be the first time he had been misled by a beautiful woman. He reasoned that he could not possibly have a sense for what kind of woman Marika while she was overseas. Hell, I probably won’t have a good sense for her while she’s staring me in the face. Still, the dark thoughts did not deter him from becoming intrigued by the slender blonde. Jon had been hoping to spend some time with her via Skype but she claimed that she did not have a web camera as her computer was outdated. Immediately, he got online and ordered her a top of the line Mac Pro.
“I don’t mean to seem forward but may I have your address?” he emailed that night as the Amazon screen sat open in the next window.
“I have a gift for you.” He was still awake at 2 a.m. when she replied.
“I appreciate your kind thinking but the only gift I wish is to come and meeting with you in America.”
Puzzled, Jon reread the text, wondering if she had misunderstood his intentions. He tried to explain, thinking Marika had lost something in the translation.
“Of course, you will come and meet with me one day soon,” he wrote. “But I would like to send you a gift before that happens. I have purchased a new computer for you so that we can communicate on Skype. I would like you to have a functional computer.”
Immediately, she responded.
“You are very kind. I would prefer to having airplane ticket. I can leaving tomorrow.” Jon was stunned by the sheer brazenness of her demand but deep within himself, he was pleased. He understood that her desire to come was not based on her interest in him but rather in something self-serving although what it was precisely, Jon could not determine. She had not asked for money or seemed overly interested in how much he made. On the contrary, in fact. He had asked about her family, wondering if perhaps she had members in America already but she claimed she did not. Hungary is nowhere the impoverished Iron Curtain country it once was. I wonder why she is in such a rush to leave her homeland. Do people still covet green cards these days? But he did not push the issue. He was worried that the answer would leave him disappointed and he much preferred to indulge in the romantic fantasy that Marika might possibly find him appealing and wish to meet him.
His hands paused over the keyboard, he chose his next thoughts carefully before he began to type.
“Send me your full name. I will book the first ticket out in the morning.”
Chapter Three
Jon shifted his weight from one foot to the other uncomfortably, craning his neck over the half dozen people in front of him even though he towered over everyone. He was merely antsy and looking for something to do in his anxiousness. He had been over an hour early waiting for Marika’s flight and he was the picture of impatience by the time the delayed aircraft had landed. He felt sweat building under his arms as the passengers began to disembark, some of them into the waiting arms of loved ones while others scurried past, clearly late for some important meeting. The rush of people slowed to a trickle and Jon was aware that his brow was beaded in water as his heart rate increased in anticipation. Did I miss her? Maybe she didn’t recognize me and walked right by? But Jon was certain that no one even remotely resembling Marika’s picture had sa
untered through the terminal. He started to wonder if he had been conned. Have I been cat fished or bait and switched? What if her profile picture really wasn’t of her? Maybe she is really a seventy-year-old man! He was the last person in wait now, the remaining passengers seemingly off the plane. He stood, feeling stupid as the sliding doors from customs remained closed. Please, please come out, he silently begged but his heart began to sink as he realized he had been taken yet again. When will you ever learn, you fool? It had been fifteen minutes since the last person had walked out the doors and Jon knew he looked conspicuous standing there alone. A security guard for the airline eyed him as he walked by for a second time.
“Are you expecting someone, sir?” he asked, pausing in front of Jon’s chubby form. For a fleeting moment, Jon’s hopes soared. Maybe this man can help me! Maybe she just missed her flight!
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