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Grease in Venezuela: Vaselina

  The Parent Trap in Germany:

  A Twin Seldom Comes Alone

  The Full Monty in China:

  Six Naked Pigs

  Knocked Up in Peru:

  Slightly Pregnant

  In China:

  One Night, Big Belly

  Dr. No in Japan:

  We Don’t Want a Doctor

  Nixon in China: The Big Liar

  The Matrix in France:

  The Young People Who Traverse

  Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses

  Boogie Nights in China:

  His Great Device Makes Him Famous

  People & Places

  Most common first name in the world: Muhammad.

  Number 10 Downing Street in London has been the official home of British prime ministers since 1732.

  When he was 17, Ehrich Weiss changed his name to Harry Houdini.

  Dust devils are called “willywillys” and “cock-eyed bobs” in Western Australia.

  The speed limit along the crooked quarter-mile section of San Francisco’s Lombard Street: 5 mph.

  When Jim Henson needed a word to describe his creations, which combined marionettes and puppets, he came up with the term “Muppets.”

  U.S. Forest Service mascot Smokey Bear received so much fan mail in 1964 that he was got his own ZIP code: 20252.

  Led Zeppelin took its name from the phrase “lead balloon,” which means “an ill-conceived idea.” Drummer Keith Moon embellished the term to “lead zeppelin” for emphasis. The band liked that so much that they took it on but modified the first word because they worried people would mispronounce “lead.”

  It took eight years to build the White House.

  Of the more than 42,000 ZIP codes in the United States, the highest is 99950, for Ketchikan, Alaska. The lowest is 00501, for the IRS.

  President Barack Obama’s secret service code name is “Renegade.”

  Calling a butler “Jeeves” originated with the character Reginald Jeeves, a butler in many P. G. Wodehouse stories.

  Most common last name in the United States: Smith.

  Dictator Dictations

  “Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns; why should we let them have ideas?”

  —Joseph Stalin

  “There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man’s duties in order to be equal in rights.”

  —Muammar al-Gaddafi

  “The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs.”

  —Fidel Castro

  “I’m quite modest. I don’t want to tell people I’m a leader.”

  —Pol Pot

  “If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”

  —Walter C. Langer

  “Communists should be crushed like worms.”

  —Francisco Franco

  “Politics is when you say you are going to do one thing while intending to do another. Then you do neither what you said nor what you intended.”

  —Saddam Hussein

  “Sooner will a camel pass through a needle’s eye than a great man be ‘discovered’ by an election.”

  —Adolf Hitler

  “It may be necessary to use methods other than constitutional ones.”

  —Robert Mugabe

  “Death is the solution to all problems. No man—no problem.”

  —Joseph Stalin

  “It’s good to trust others, but not to do so is much better.”

  —Benito Mussolini

  Alphabet Soup

  The English alphabet is about 700 years old.

  Irving Berlin could play the piano only in the key of F sharp.

  Most common first letter for words in the English language: s.

  What’s the only letter in the alphabet with more than one syllable? Answer: w.

  Japanese words almost always end with a vowel.

  The dial tone of most telephones is in the key of F.

  The Maltese alphabet has 29 letters but does not contain the Latin letter y.

  According to linguists, the letter p in “ptarmigan” has no etymological justification whatsoever.

  The most common American surname initial is S; the least common is X.

  The D in “D-Day” stands for “Day,” so June 6, 1944, was “Day-Day.”

  The first letters of the months July through November spell the name “Jason.”

  The only words in English with the letters uu are vacuum, residuum, and continuum.

  Alice Cooper owns one of the original o’s from the “Hollywood” sign.

  Houseflies hum in the key of F.

  J is the only letter that doesn’t appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.

  The word “alphabet” comes from the Greek alphabetos.

  Also Known As…

  In the early part of his career, pianist Liberace performed under the name Walter Busterkeys.

  The “real” name of the Comic Book Guy on The Simpsons: Jeff Albertson.

  First Lady Barbara Bush was nicknamed “the Silver Fox.”

  President Reagan’s Secret Service code name: Rawhide.

  Musician Captain Beefheart’s real name is Don Glen Vliet.

  Bluesman Bo Diddley’s real name is Ellas Otha Bates. He got his stage name from an African single-string guitar.

  Farrokh Bulsara was called “Britain’s first Asian pop star.” Stage name: Freddie Mercury. (He grew up in India.)

  Gary Cooper’s real name was Frank James Cooper. His agent (from Gary, Indiana) made him change it.

  Former Isley Brothers guitarist Jimmy James is better known as Jimi Hendrix.

  Before Herbert Khaury was known as Tiny Tim, he was billed as Larry Love, the Singing Canary.

  Paul Hewson’s stage name, Bono, is short for Bono Vox, which comes from the Latin bonavox, meaning “good voice.”

  Who are William, Saul, Jeffrey, and Michael? Axl, Slash, Izzy, and Duff of Guns ’N Roses.

  Robert Cassotto picked his stage name, Bobby Darin, out of a Bronx phone book.

  Bob Dylan used to go by the stage name Elston Gunn.

  Ice-T’s real name: Tracy Marrow.

  Confucius was also called “Master Kong.”

  Common Scents

  No two humans have the same scent.

  According to zoologists, tigers’ scent markings smell like buttered popcorn.

  On average, older men consider vanilla to be the most “erotic” smell.

  According to scientific tests, the odors that most commonly turn women off are: barbecued meat, cherries, and men’s cologne.

  The scents women like best? Pumpkin pie, lavender, cucumbers, bananas, and…Good ‘n’ Plenty candy.

  Most people can guess someone’s sex correctly 95 percent of the time just by smelling his or her breath.

  The scent of rosemary seems to improve long-term memory.

  Leather actually has a very mild smell—its recognizable scent comes from the chemicals used in the tanning process.

  A 1947 ad for Barbasol Lotion Deodorant referred to body odor as “Athletic Aroma.”

  Black History

  Last Major League Baseball team to integrate: Boston Red Sox (1959). Their first black player: Pumpsie Green.

  First African American to win a Wimbledon title: Althea Gibson (women’s champion, 1957 and 1958).

  First black male tennis player to win Wimbledon: Arthur Ashe (1975).

  In 1993, Rita Dove became the first African American U.S. poet laureate.

  Satchel Paige was the first Negro Leaguer inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame (1971).

  The first African American to publish a volume of poetry was Phillis Wheatley (1773).

  First major film musical to have an all-black cast: King Vidor’s Hallelujah (1929).

  First African Amer
ican record producer to produce a white artist: Tom Wilson, with Bob Dylan in 1964.

  On September 1, 1971: the Pittsburgh Pirates fielded the first all–African American starting lineup in Major League Baseball.

  First rap group to appear on TV’s American Bandstand: the Sugar Hill Gang, in 1981.

  First African American to play in the NBA: Earl Lloyd of the Washington Capitols (1950).

  First African American Grammy Award winner: Count Basie, in 1956.

  First black U.S. senator: Hiram Revels from Mississippi 1870–71. There wouldn’t be another African American in the Senate until 1966, when voters in Massachusetts elected Edward Brooke.

  Cameos

  Former New York City mayor Ed Koch once appeared as himself on All My Children.

  Peter Frampton played lead guitar on Frankie Valli’s 1978 hit song “Grease.”

  Frank Sinatra played a saloon pianist in Mike Todd’s Around the World in 80 Days.

  The cover for the 1971 Rolling Stones album Sticky Fingers was designed by Andy Warhol.

  Miles Davis had a cameo as a street performer in the Bill Murray movie Scrooged.

  In 1970, Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Don Drysdale appeared on The Brady Bunch—he taught Greg how to throw a fastball.

  Ella Fitzgerald auditioned for the role of the piano player in Casablanca. She didn’t get it.

  The “play-by-play” in Meat Loaf’s “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” was by sportscaster Phil Rizzuto.

  The Eagles provided the theme music for the BBC radio version of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

  Stillwater, the rock band in the movie Almost Famous, was loosely based on the Allman Brothers.

  Before his career took off, Jackson Browne played with Blue Öyster Cult for two weeks.

  Manfred Mann’s Earth Band’s “Blinded by the Light” includes the melody of “Chopsticks.”

  The hillbilly singing group in the 1969 film Paint Your Wagon was the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.

  Bath Time

  The holes in your sink and bathtub that prevent overflow are called “porcelators.”

  According to British tabloids, Queen Elizabeth II has a rubber ducky that wears an inflatable crown.

  The wife of Emperor Nero kept 500 female donkeys to supply milk for her baths.

  The only body part that King Louis XIV of France washed was his nose.

  England’s Queen Elizabeth I refused to wash her face for the last 10 years of her life.

  Before 1950, Americans bathed about once a week. Most Americans now bathe daily.

  In AD 300, there were more than 900 public baths in Rome.

  Woody Allen won’t use a shower or bathtub if the drain is in the middle.

  In ancient Egypt, the poor bathed by rubbing themselves with castor oil; the upper class used olive oil.

  On an average day in the United States, someone will drown in a bathtub.

  Sauerkraut

  The dish that we call sauerkraut originated in China more than 2,000 years ago. It’s still popular there today, is called suan cai, and is made from shredded cabbage fermented in rice wine.

  Sauerkraut means “sour cabbage” in German.

  At least one scientific study has found that sauerkraut is as effective as Viagra at increasing sexual function.

  During World War I, when America was fighting Germany, U.S. sauerkraut makers renamed the dish “liberty cabbage.”

  The Reuben, a grilled sandwich that includes sauerkraut, corned beef, swiss cheese, and Russian dressing on rye, has a feminine counterpart: the Rachel—the only difference is that the Rachel uses pastrami instead of corned beef.

  At the annual Sauerkraut Cooking Contest in Phelps, New York, contestants have been known to make everything from sauerkraut fudge and salsa to sauerkraut key lime pie.

  Sauerkraut can be a remedy against a hangover. The chemicals in the dish help to relieve headaches, neutralize the effects of alcoholic intoxication on the stomach, and clean the liver.

  People, Statistically

  The world’s population grew from one billion to two billion between 1804 and 1927—a span of 123 years. But it took only 12 years (from 1987 to 1999) for the population to grow from five billion to six billion.

  About 854 million of the world’s adults can’t read.

  Three of every five people in the world are Asian.

  At less than five feet tall, the pygmy tribes of India, the Philippines, and Africa are the smallest people in the world. The Watusi of Africa are the tallest: most of the men are over seven feet tall.

  There are about 50,000 full-blooded Aborigines in Australia.

  Worldwide, only one out of 10 adults is college-educated.

  In the United States, the average adult male is 5'9" and weighs 155 pounds. The average adult female is 5'3" and weighs 125 pounds.

  Natural Disasters

  The 10 deadliest natural disasters in history are…

  1. Yellow River flood: China, 1931

  Death toll: between 1,000,000 and 4,000,000

  2. Yellow River flood: China, 1887

  Death toll: between 900,000 and 2,000,000

  3. Shaanxi earthquake: China, 1556

  Death toll: 800,000

  4. Bhola cyclone: Bangladesh, 1970

  Death toll: 500,000

  5. India cyclone: India, 1839

  Death toll: 300,000

  6. Kaifeng flood: China, 1642

  Death toll: 300,000

  7. Tangshan earthquake: China, 1976

  Death toll: 242,000

  8. Banqiao dam failure: China, 1975

  Death toll: 241,000

  9. Indian Ocean tsunami: Indian Ocean, 2004

  Death toll: 230,000

  10. Aleppo earthquake: Syria, 1138

  Death toll: about 230,000

  Banned!

  Oliver Cromwell banned the eating of pie in England in 1644. He called it “a pagan form of pleasure.”

  Monty Python’s Life of Brian was marketed in Sweden as “a film so funny it was banned in Norway.”

  When it opened in 1959, Some Like It Hot was banned in Kansas City because of Marilyn Monroe and Tony Curtis’s love scene. And according to some reports, the cross-dressing was “too disturbing for Kansas.”

  In Fairbanks, Alaska, moose are banned from mating within the city limits.

  Italy banned Mickey Mouse in 1935 on the grounds that he frightened children.

  In Tajikistan, state law forbids civil servants from having gold teeth.

  First video banned by MTV: “Girls on Film” by Duran Duran, which featured topless mud wrestlers.

  Sliced bread was banned during World War II. (The slicing machines were melted down so their metal could be used for the war effort.)

  France banned all rock concerts in the early 1960s, calling the music “socially subversive.”

  Prussia’s Frederick the Great tried to ban coffee; he insisted people drink alcohol instead. (They drank both.)

  In 1933, the government of Syria banned yo-yos, claiming that the toys’ up-and-down action caused drought.

  The book Black Beauty was banned in South Africa in 1955 because the word “black” was in the title.

  Stars’ Common Ground

  Russell Crowe, David Duchovny, and David Arquette all knit.

  Lucille Ball and Bette Davis were in drama class together.

  Charlie Chaplin, Albert Einstein, and Pablo Picasso are left-handed.

  Frankie Avalon, Ricky Nelson, and Frank Sinatra have all appeared in John Wayne movies.

  Pat Sajak and Big Bird have one, but Clint Eastwood and Jane Fonda don’t. What is it? A star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

  TV’s Mr. Rogers and golfer Arnold Palmer were high school friends.

  In 1987, Paul Simon the singer and Paul Simon the senator cohosted Saturday Night Live.

  Robert De Niro and Gene Hackman were both roommates with Dustin Hoffman.

  Julie Andrews, Diana Ross, Johnny Cash, and Alice Cooper al
l appeared on The Muppet Show.

  More Animal Facts

  Forty percent of all mammal species are rodents.

  Among mammals, the rule of thumb is…the colder the climate, the shorter the legs.

  A musk ox is actually a kind of sheep.

  The Palustris hefneri species of rabbit is named for Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner.

  How many wild grizzly bears are left in the lower 48 states? About 1,100. (Before the 1800s, there were about 100,000.)

  The largest free-roaming elk herd in the United States is in Oregon’s Hells Canyon.

  There are no skunks or snakes in Newfoundland, Canada.

  According to the National Park Service, more rare animals live in caves than anywhere else.

  Cows, camels, reindeer, and cats have all been used to deliver mail.

  Squirrels lose at least half the nuts they hide—they forget where they put them.

  Koalas sleep 19 to 22 hours a day.

  Bond, James Bond

  In which film does James Bond play golf with the villain? Goldfinger.

  Duran Duran’s “A View to a Kill” is the only Bond theme song to hit #1 in the United States.

  Half the world’s population has seen at least one James Bond movie.

  In Live and Let Die, 46-year-old Roger Moore became the oldest actor to play James Bond.

  Mel Gibson turned down the role of James Bond in Golden Eye.

  Sean Connery started losing his hair at 21. He wore a toupee in his James Bond films.

  Ian Fleming planned to kill off Bond at the end of From Russia with Love. He changed his mind after fans protested.

  Ian Fleming modeled his James Bond character partially with Cary Grant in mind. But when offered the role, Grant turned it down.

  According to the novels, James Bond prefers his eggs boiled for exactly 3 minutes.

  The white bikini Ursula Andress made famous in Dr. No sold at a 2001 auction for $61,500.

  Paul McCartney, Nancy Sinatra, and Louis Armstrong all recorded theme songs for James Bond films.

  First African American Bond Girl: Trina Parks (as Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever).

 

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