by Elise Noble
Contents
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Chapter 1 - Sloane
Chapter 2 - Logan
Chapter 3 - Logan
Chapter 4 - Sloane
Chapter 5 - Logan
Chapter 6 - Sloane
Chapter 7 - Sloane
Chapter 8 - Sloane
Chapter 9 - Sloane
Chapter 10 - Logan
Chapter 11 - Sloane
Chapter 12 - Sloane
Chapter 13 - Logan
Chapter 14 - Logan
Chapter 15 - Sloane
Chapter 16 - Sloane
Chapter 17 - Sloane
Chapter 18 - Logan
Chapter 19 - Logan
Chapter 20 - Sloane
Chapter 21 - Sloane
Chapter 22 - Sloane
Chapter 23 - Logan
Chapter 24 - Sloane
Chapter 25 - Sloane
Chapter 26 - Sloane
Epilogue - Logan
What's coming next?
Want to stalk me?
End of book stuff
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NICKEL
Elise Noble
Published by Undercover Publishing Limited
Copyright © 2020 Elise Noble
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ISBN: 978-1-912888-17-7
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, organisations, places, events, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.
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If I had a nickel for every time you got on my nerves…
I’d have a sock full of nickels to beat the shit out of you with.
- Emmy Black
CHAPTER 1 - SLOANE
“STOP CALLING ME at the office,” I hissed.
“You leave me with little choice, Sloane. You won’t answer your cell phone.”
And there was a darn good reason for that. I didn’t want to talk to Kenneth. I didn’t even want to think about him. What I did want to do was run his testicles through a wood chipper right before I removed his vocal cords with the dental pick he insisted on using in front of the mirror every morning.
“Because I’m busy. Just give me back my stuff.”
“I will, when you come over and get it. We need to talk, pumpkin.”
I’d once thought it cute that he gave me a nickname, but a rotund orange Halloween decoration? Really?
“I’ve got nothing to say to you.”
“Look, I made a mistake. I realise that, and I’m prepared to apologise if you’ll only sit down and discuss this like an adult.”
“A mistake? A mistake?” Heads turned to stare at me, and I lowered my voice to a harsh whisper. “Forgetting to buy milk is a mistake. Burning dinner is a mistake. Sticking your cock into your secretary is not a freaking mistake!”
“I’ve explained that.” His reasonable tone made me want to throw the phone across the room, but I prided myself on remaining professional at all times. “We won a big advertising contract, and I had a little too much to drink with lunch. Sherilyn drove me home, and we got carried away. I told you I’ve fired her.”
And I felt weirdly guilty about that. Sherilyn couldn’t have been more than twenty—wrinkle-and-love-handle-free—and it wasn’t her fault that her boss had been a complete jerk. Still, she was probably better off without him. We both were. I just wanted my freaking belongings back.
“Yes, I understand you left the girl unable to pay her rent this month, but that doesn’t change how I feel. It’s over.”
“Why don’t we take a vacation? Hawaii? You always wanted to go to Hawaii.”
Which part of “it’s over” did he not get? Was this how he’d made it to assistant vice president at the big advertising firm he worked for? Did he simply wear down any potential clients until they signed the contract to make him go away?
“I don’t want to go to Hawaii.”
“How about the Bahamas?”
“Or the Bahamas or anywhere else with you. I just want you to pack up the things I left in your apartment so I can get out of your life. I’ll send a courier at a time that’s convenient.”
“As Benjamin Franklin once said, ‘Take time for all things: great haste makes great waste.’ This is a big decision, and you’ve barely thought it through.”
Give me strength.
“Kenneth, I can’t talk about this right now. I’m at work.”
“Tonight, seven o’clock, my place. I’ll buy one of those French apple tarts from Claude’s that you’re so fond of.”
“Fine. Seven o’clock. But we’re not talking. I want to get my stuff and leave.”
“I’ll open a bottle of rosé.”
I slammed the phone down so hard it fell onto the floor. Leah, the friend and colleague who sat next to me, picked it up and set it back on my desk.
“You okay?” she asked.
“Kenneth’s totally delusional. He still thinks that if he buys me enough gifts and ignores everything I say, I’ll conveniently forget I walked in on him cheating.”
“I don’t know why you haven’t asked Emmy to get your stuff back. You know she would.”
Emmy and her husband, Black, were my two bosses at Blackwood Security. I’d started working there at the age of twenty-two, seven-and-a-bit years ago, following a brief spell at an accounting firm in Richmond. Brief because one of the partners had followed me into the stationery cupboard and tried to put his hand up my skirt, and I’d walked out the door without stopping to pick up my final pay cheque. Luckily, Emmy had taken a chance on me, and I’d been at Blackwood ever since. I never wanted to leave.
And as the female version of Superman, she’d help me to collect my things if I asked her—of that I was certain—but I was equally sure that Kenneth would end up with a few dents along the way.
“I don’t want to get Emmy involved. Kenneth’s best friend is a personal injury lawyer and his uncle’s a cop.”
“So? Emmy won’t care about that.”
“But my mom will when she hears about it, and she will hear about it. If Kenneth gets so much as a bruise, he’ll make sure the entire neighbourhood knows, and Mom hates any sort of violence.”
Go figure. I’d been brought up on a diet of rainbows and pacifism, and my bosses were both highly paid assassins. Mom thought I worked for a company that installed burglar alarms. I loved her dearly, but sometimes she could be really, really hard work.
“Do you have much to pick up from Kenneth?”
“Enough that I can’t let it go. Clothes, shoes, books, half of my bakeware including the pans Grandma gave me before she died two years ago, and I can’t ever replace those.”
“Tell me again, why did you date Kenneth?”
“You have no idea how many times I’ve asked myself that same question over the past month.”
I just didn’t want to admit to the answer. My next birthday—in only four short months—would be the big three-O, and between Mom’s comments about grandchildren, internet ads for dating sites, memes about crazy cat ladies, and my own biological clock ticking away in the background, I may have ended up a teeny bit unhinged. That and I was sick of spending
all my spare time alone. So when Kenneth asked me out at one of the church fundraisers both of our moms had a hand in organising, I’d said yes even though he didn’t exactly make my heart skip. Mom once said she hadn’t much liked my dad when they first met in high school, but thirty-five years later, they were still together, for better, for worse. Mostly worse, if I was truthful. When I was younger, he’d hurt her badly, and even now they bickered a lot and he acted like a scumbag most of the time. But perhaps that was an extreme example? Even regular relationships were supposed to take effort, right? And men needed a translation manual.
“So, are you gonna go over there tonight?” Leah asked. “I’d come with you, but it’s my sister-in-law’s baby shower.”
Tick, tick, tick.
“Honestly, it’s fine. No, I’m not going, not tonight. Maybe another day when I’m less likely to throw things at Kenneth.”
If only I hadn’t thrown back the key to his damn apartment, then we wouldn’t be having this conversation. It didn’t even hit him, just bounced off the sheet his secretary was clutching around herself.
“You should throw things. Like a grenade.”
“I—”
A shadow fell across my desk, a big shadow, and I knew who it was before I turned my head. The light aroma of Hugo Boss aftershave that barely masked the woodsy musk of man made my heart race. How did I know it was Hugo Boss? Because I’d spent hours picking it out when I drew the wearer in the office Secret Santa the year before last. Hours. I’d tested so many fragrances that I lost my sense of smell for three whole days. The original bottle must surely have run out by now, which meant he’d liked it enough to buy more. Therefore the effort had been worth it.
“Everything okay?” Logan Barnes asked.
As well as having great bosses, did I mention the other perk of working at Blackwood? The men. We didn’t just have eye candy, we had the visual equivalent of ice cream sundaes, glazed donuts, and chocolate caramels walking through our office every single day, dressed in everything from custom-made suits to combats.
And Logan? Logan was a banana split with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and sprinkles. Emphasis on the banana part.
Not that I’d ever admit he made my mouth water. Men like Logan—sculpted visions of tanned skin and smooth muscles topped by tousled dark-brown hair—didn’t go for girls like me. Sure, he could be a bit of a dick on occasion, like the time he bought me diet chocolates for Christmas, but he still made my insides do somersaults whenever he came near. And men like Logan dated heiresses and CEOs and the lingerie model he’d brought to last year’s Independence Day celebration.
Girls like me, well, we got Kenneth. A thirty-three-year-old advertising executive who answered every question with a question and freaked if he ran out of clean socks.
And guess who was supposed to wash the socks? That’s right: me.
But right now, I had a hot man leaning over my desk and a pulse that thought it was sprinting for gold, so I shoved Kenneth to the back of my dirty mind and tried to smile.
“Everything’s fine. Totally fine. Couldn’t be better.”
“You sure? You were looking kinda pissed.”
“Honestly, there’s no problem. Uh, my cat scratched my leg this morning, and it stings a bit.”
Nickel had done nothing of the sort, and I felt slightly guilty for blaming him, but I didn’t want Logan to know just how bad I was at making decisions.
“Have you had a tetanus shot?”
“All up to date.” I forced a smile. “Can I help with anything?”
“I was hoping for a favour, but if you’re not feeling good…”
“Sure, I’ll do it,” I said a little too quickly. “I mean, things aren’t busy this afternoon, so I’ve got time.”
Let’s be truthful—if Logan wanted me to fetch him coffee or type up a report or tidy his desk or run an errand, I’d do it in a heartbeat.
“You’re a lifesaver. It’s my niece’s birthday tomorrow…” He looked uncertain for a moment and checked his phone. “Yeah, fifth of June. I need to FedEx her a gift.”
“What sort of gift?”
“I have absolutely no idea.”
“How old is she?”
Panic flashed across Logan’s face, which made me smile inside because normally he was super tough.
“Six? Seven?” He tapped at his phone screen again. “Eight. She’s eight.”
“Okay, eight years old. What kind of stuff does she like?”
Logan just shrugged.
“I need a tiny clue.”
“I think she takes ice-skating lessons. And she keeps asking for a pony.”
“FedExing a pony isn’t really practical.”
“Plus my sister would probably kill me if I bought her one.”
“So, ice skating. Anything else? Do you know her favourite colour?”
If only Logan’s sister had owned a cat instead. Buying kitty treats was one of my fortes, and I knew every pet store from Richmond to Norfolk.
“When Fantasia used to draw on the walls, she mostly picked blue.”
“Wait a second… Your niece is called Fantasia?”
Logan groaned as he perched one taut ass cheek on the edge of my desk. “Don’t go there.”
“Can’t she shorten it?”
“To what? Fanny? Fanta?” Logan shook his head. “My sister was married to some weird hippie for six months in her twenties. The smartest thing she ever did was divorce him.”
“Does he still help with Fantasia?”
“He’s serving ten years for fraud.”
“I’m sorry to hear that.”
“I’m not. He was a devious son of a bitch. Took me three months to find enough evidence to get him put away.”
Oh. “Uh, congratulations?”
“Thanks, but that’s all in the past.” He glanced at his watch. “Sorry, I’ve got a meeting. About this gift…”
“Yes, the gift. If she was decorating the walls, maybe Fantasia likes art as well?”
“I guess.”
“Leave it with me, and I’ll find something, I promise. Can you email me the address?”
A few more taps on his phone. “Done.” Then he leaned down to kiss me on the cheek, catching me by surprise. “I owe you one, kitten.”
I felt my blush spread up my cheeks, possibly over my head and down my neck too. Had my ears gone red?
“Kitten? Is that appropriate?”
He smirked as he pointed at my T-shirt, which may have had a sparkly cat on it. Emmy’s other assistant, Bradley, had gifted it to me for my last birthday and while I’d loved it at the time, now I felt like a gawky teenager in front of her high-school crush.
“I didn’t buy this. I mean, I’ve had it for ages, and…” Really, I had no more words.
“Cute.”
One word, and Logan strolled off. I leaned my head on the desk and wrapped my arms around it, although I couldn’t help peeking at Logan’s butt as it headed for the conference room.
Perhaps I’d borrow a desk on a different floor tomorrow.
CHAPTER 2 - LOGAN
“WHAT’S UP WITH Sloane?” Logan asked Leah as he waited for the machine to make his coffee.
“What makes you think anything’s up? She said everything was fine.”
Which was bullshit. Normally, Sloane’s smile brightened the entire office, but today, she looked as if she’d swallowed a hornet’s nest.
“Yeah, she did say that, but she was also lying.”
“She’ll kill me if I say anything.”
“How about I kill you if you don’t?”
“Now you’re lying.”
Leah laughed and leaned past him to take a donut, but Logan grabbed the box and held them out of her reach. Since he stood six feet one compared to Leah’s five feet nothing, that wasn’t a difficult task.
“Oh, no you don’t.” He stood on tiptoes as she jumped to grab them. “I’ll eat every single one of these if you don’t tell me why Sloane’s upset.”
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“You wouldn’t dare.”
“Try me. Mmm, I’m so hungry.”
Leah narrowed her eyes, and for such a tiny lady, she looked disproportionately scary.
“Why do you even care about Sloane?”
“Because we had a management meeting the other day, and Black asked me to head up the new employee-welfare program.”
Black, of course, had done no such thing. No wonder Leah looked sceptical. The big man’s idea of monitoring staff well-being was to check they were all still breathing from time to time. Why didn’t Logan think before he opened his mouth?
“Well, it was Nick’s idea, but Black signed off on it,” Logan clarified. Nick was another of the directors—the only one out of the four rumoured to have a soul. There, that sounded more plausible.
“Sloane’s issues outside work aren’t any of your business.”
Ah, so there was a problem. Logan reached into the box blind and pulled out a donut. Boston Creme. He bit into it, never taking his eyes off Leah.
“This is delicious. Are you sure you don’t want one?”
“You’re such an asshole, Logan.”
“Tell me something I don’t know, like why Sloane looked as though she wanted to put her pen through someone’s throat earlier.”
The prospect of refined sugar won out, and Leah sighed. “Man trouble.”
“Man trouble? Sloane?”
“Don’t sound so surprised. She gets plenty of interest. It just so happened that the last guy was a prick. Still is a prick.”
Didn’t Logan know it? A prick with gelled hair, a fancy condo, an electric BMW, and—most likely—a limp dick. The mystery wasn’t why he was interested in Sloane, but why she’d been interested in him.
“What did he do?”
“Cheated on her. But you didn’t hear it from me, okay?”
That little cocksucker. Logan dropped the box of donuts on the counter and cracked his knuckles.
“I’ll have a word. Nobody does that to Sloane.”
“No! Why do you think she kept it quiet? She doesn’t want anyone here taking things into their own hands.”