“I’m going to do you,” he said.
The dog licked my face. I dropped him gently to the ground, turned slowly to Bass and said, “You’re giving …”
The idea was reasonably good. I’d used it before, in fact a few seconds earlier in the animal room. It worked this time too. Bass never knew the punch was coming. It was perfect; a hard, short right to the solar plexus followed by a left to the side of his head. I can’t say the punches had no effect on Bass—after all he was almost human—but the effect registered very low on his Richter scale. My left hand hurt like hell.
“Okay,” I said, breathing heavily as his hand found my neck. “Now you know I mean business.”
“I’m going to turn your head around,” he said happily. “I can do it. I did it once.”
“I believe you,” I said, preparing my last move, a knee to the groin, which I was afraid would either have no effect or be stopped by the former pro. I never had the chance to find out.
“Bass,” came a gentle voice over his shoulder.
Bass turned to the door and found Jeremy Butler looking comfortingly massive in black pants and a black long-sleeved turtle-neck sweater. Before I left for the clinic, I had called Jeremy for backup. He was right on time.
No one can move as fast as Bass then did, certainly no one his size and bulk, but Jeremy had told me he was fast. I had seen Keaton play with him, but this was. a small room and there was no place to hide. Jeremy was ready for him, but the rush sent the two of them thundering out of the room into the hallway. The building shook and I jumped forward, going for the gun Bass had dropped. I couldn’t find it, but I was on my hands and knees accompanied by the violin and flute as I looked and heard the two men in the hall bang off the walls.
I found the gun under the desk along with the dog. I gave the dog a pat on the head, took the gun, and scrambled, breathing hard, into the hall. They weren’t there, but I could see where they had taken their battle. I picked up my own .38 in the hall and, a gun in each hand, went into the room full of cages.
By the time I got there, they had crushed two cages, releasing one cat that came flying past me, and they had done serious damage to the front of the cage with the one-eared shepherd.
Jeremy and Bass were grunting, hands clasped and held high like two grotesque ballet dancers.
“Stop right there,” I said, holding out my guns like Bill Hart in Hell’s Hinges. When Bill Hart did it, the whole town full of bad guys put up their hands and backed away. Bass and Jeremy paid no attention.
“I’ve got the guns,” I said as they disappeared behind a row of cages. “Are you two listening to me? I’ve got the guns and they shoot bullets that make holes in people and things.”
To prove my point I fired Bass’s pistol, a .45, into the ceiling. It recoiled in my hand. I didn’t want to get my .38 dirty. I hated to clean the damn thing. My shooting had no effect on the two lumbering figures, who came crashing around the cages and would have rolled over me if I hadn’t jumped out of the way. The one-eared dog went crazy and threw himself against the door. The door cracked open and the dog, surprised, came out awkwardly. He was full of anger, but the dog never thought he’d have his bluff called. Now he had to decide who to bite. He looked at me and I aimed the .38 his way.
“I don’t know if you know what this is, Vincent,” I said, “but one of them blew your ear off. One more step and you’re going to have to learn sign language.”
Sure, I knew he couldn’t understand the words, but I hoped the heartfelt sympathy would make an impression. It didn’t. He snarled once and, white-bandaged ear flashing, leaped out of the door and into the hall.
I went for the hall and saw him attached to Bass’s arm. From where I stood, Jeremy needed the help. Bass had managed to get behind him and was trying to do something to Jeremy’s right arm, probably the Australian double clutch. Jeremy was straining to keep his arm from bending.
The dog’s teeth went deep into Bass’s arm, but Bass didn’t seem to notice. Bass didn’t let go of Jeremy or let out a yell. His teeth were clenched as he brought his head down hard so his skull cracked into that of the dog. The dog let go, fell on his behind, and began to yelp in pain. He scooted past me, back to his cage, and huddled in the corner.
The attack had given Jeremy enough help to break away from Bass. He turned, reached down between his legs, and pulled Bass’s right leg forward. Bass hit the floor hard enough to send shock waves to Tarzana.
Bass’s arm was bleeding, but the look on his face indicated a frantic joy as he scrambled up. He was panting like the animals behind me as he got a fresh grip on Jeremy’s head and tried to bring his skull against Jeremy’s as he had done with the dog, but Jeremy pulled away, hit the wall with his shoulder, and threw his full weight into the bleeding Bass, who fell backward.
Something broke—I heard it snap like a loud Rice Krispy. The snap came just as the flute recording ended. Jeremy got to his knees. Both of the massive figures were breathing hard, but no harder than I was.
“My arm is broken,” Bass observed without surprise or apparent pain.
“You kill women,” Jeremy said, getting up. “You kill people, animals.” He helped Bass up and went past me into the examining room.
“Who set this up” I said, waving my guns around to no effect. “Where is Jane Poslik?”
Bass looked at me blankly as Jeremy tried to stop the bleeding from the dog bite.
“I don’t talk,” Bass said, looking at me calmly.
“I can get you to a hospital or I can reset it,” Jeremy said to Bass.
“Reset it,” he said.
Jeremy did and Bass looked at me without expression through what must have been a hell of a lot of pain.
As he fixed the splint, Jeremy repeated my question.
“Where is Jane Poslik?”
Bass’s eyes were closed. I assumed he was being stubborn, but Jeremy stood up and announced that he had passed out from the pain.
“You can hide it, mask it, but stopping the pain is something few can do. It creeps in, won’t go away. There are Yoga techniques, but Bass never had the intellect or the spirit for such things. He is a monster, Toby, but he is a monster with pride. You will not get your answer from him.”
I took Jeremy’s word for it and suggested that he take Bass to his place and keep him secure until I figured out what to do with him. I couldn’t turn him over to Phil, not without some evidence, not without a confession, which it didn’t look as if I would get. Jeremy lifted the unconscious Bass onto his shoulders, refused the gun I offered him, and went to the door.
“That music playing when I came in,” he said. “Mozart’s Sonata Eleven in A. Please check the record for me.”
As he stood in the door under Bass’s weight, I went to the turntable and checked the record. He was right.
“In music Olson had some taste I guess, but not in friends,” I said. “Some of us do better than others that way.”
“You are a sentimentalist, Toby,” he said and went down the hall with his burden.
Finding the missing Fala was a slight problem. I put my .38 in my cracked leather holster, removed the bullet clip from Bass’s .45, and went to the room of cages. The animals wanted no part of me. They had had enough. The dog I was looking for wasn’t there.
I went through the hall and into rooms one at a time, coaxing and calling. I found the big cat on a shelf, his green eyes glowing at me. He hissed and I stayed away It took me about five more minutes to find the dog squeezed under a cabinet. I pulled him out whimpering, held him, petted him, and told him everything was going to be just great, that huge cans of Strongheart were waiting for him, that he’d soon be back standing up and breathing dog breath on the president. It helped a little.
I started down the hall for the front door, the dog cradled in my arms, and almost ran into the beam of a flashlight through the window. I pulled back against the wall and heard voices outside.
“I don’t hear anything,” said a man
.
“Maybe they’re just hearing things, a dog or something going screwy,” came a second male voice, younger.
“Dogs don’t sound like guns,” came the first voice impatiently. “The guy over there said it was a gun.”
“So,” said the other guy, “do we go in or what?”
“We go in,” sighed the first cop. I eased back down the corridor, trying not to trip over the debris of the battle. I wished I had turned the lights out in the animal room, but I didn’t have time to do it now. Balancing the dog, I turned off the light in Olson’s office and went for the window. Behind me I could hear the door to the clinic open. I eased the window open with one hand.
“You hear that?” I heard the young voice coming down the hall.
“I heard,” came the other voice as I put one leg through the window. The tape pulled against my chest as I bent over and got out, trying to keep the dog from getting hurt.
A breeze caught me, and a wet chill ran down my back. I was sweating again. The light went on in the room a few feet behind me, and I ran like hell.
I was about thirty feet away and slowed down by two guns and a dog, when the voice called, “Hold it, police.”
Maybe I could have stopped and explained. Maybe I would have wound up back in Phil’s office with the dog but no murderer and some very bad headlines for the Roosevelts. So I kept running. The cop fired, but I could tell from the sound that he wasn’t shooting at me. Given another few hundred thousand miles of push, he might have hit the moon. My chest was burning like dry ice had been pressed against it. I don’t know if they followed me. Maybe they did. I was back on the street and ducked into the nearest clump of bushes. I gave it a full twenty seconds, was sure no one was behind me, and in spite of the pain and the dog licking my face, I ran for the corner, rounded it, and got to my car. It would have been nice if the night were over, but I knew it was just starting.
Getting the front door open when I got to Mrs. Plaut’s rooming house was a minor but distinct problem. I was afraid to put the dog down, afraid that he’d make a run for it. So I used my key and kept saying “Good boy,” as I let myself in. The house was dark. The time was after eleven. By the glow of the forty-watt night light at the top of the stairs, the dog and I moved without a fall, bark, or comment from a resident.
I was almost at the top step when the dog began to whine. It started low and then rose.
“Cut it out,” I whispered, but he didn’t cut it out. I had two choices. I could either run for my room and try to keep him quiet or I could recognize what he wanted and go back outside. I went back down the stairs and let us out quietly. The dog whined all the way.
When I got him down the porch steps, I held onto him tightly while I got my belt off and looped it around his neck. With one hand on my pants and another on my belt serving as a leash, I let him lead me to the curb. I was on the way back to the porch when the front door opened and I started working on a lie, but it wasn’t needed.
“Toby,” whispered Gunther. He was in total disarray, at least for Gunther he was. He wore pants, shirt, tie, vest, but no jacket. “I heard you coming up and then going down.”
“I had to walk the dog,” I explained, whispering back.
He looked at the dog and the dog looked at him curiously. On his hind legs, the dog would have been about Gunther’s size. We could have saddled the animal for him.
“This, then, is the dog of the president of the United States?” he whispered.
“Looks that way,” I said.
“Why are you bringing him here instead of to the police or the president?” he asked reasonably.
I came up on the porch and sat on the bottom step. Gunther moved closer. We were about eye level.
“I think the people who took the dog have a woman named Jane Poslik,” I explained. “I might have to make a trade or something. I’ll just have to wait till they contact me and try to stay out of the way of the police, who I promised to give the killer to.”
I sat on the porch talking and the animal kept his eyes riveted on Gunther. Gunther stood erect the entire time while I went over the events of the past two days. Gunther touched a spot just under his lip, a sure sign that he had an idea.
“In my mind,” he said, “I have gone over the listing of suspects, events. Perhaps it is a problem in logical or even literary formalism.”
“Maybe,” I said with no great hope as I reached over to pet the dog. “I’ve got a plan.”
“What might that be?” asked Gunther seriously. A slight night breeze ruffled his neat hair and a tiny hand went up immediately to put it back in place.
“I’ll find Lyle and threaten to kick his face in if he doesn’t confess and tell me where Jane Poslik is,” I explained. “It’s direct, simple, and inexpensive.”
“And not likely to yield results,” he said pensively. “May I suggest an alternative procedure?”
“If it’s not one that requires a lot of thought on my part,” I said wearily. “I’ve had a long hard day. Hell, a long hard lifetime.”
Thunder rumbled somewhere far over the hills near Santa Monica as Gunther went through his chain of logic. It made sense to me but it would take time to set up. It also involved the possibility that I had made a big mistake.
When he was done talking and I agreed, as much out of pain and tiredness as out of conviction. I picked up the dog. did an awkward dance as I put my belt back on, and followed Gunther into the house and up the stairs.
When we got in front of my room, I whispered to Gunther, “I’ll set it up for tomorrow night, in my office.”
“That,” said Gunther, “will be sufficient.”
When I got into my room, I considered removing the itching tape on my chest, but that would have proven foolish. Instead, I took off my clothes, put on fresh underwear, took one of the pills Doc Hodgdon had given me, and shared the last of a bottle of milk with the dog.
“You want Wheaties?” I asked. He looked like the answer was yes. so I gave him a bowl of Wheaties, which he ate dry.
Sleeping was a little problem. I’m not used to a warm body near mine through the night. Even if it’s a dog, it brings back memories, but I finally fell asleep on my mattress on the floor. Once during the night I started to turn over The pain woke me, and the dog, in the moonlight, wept for me. I gave him a pat and went back to a careful sleep.
“Mr. Peelers,” came the distinct, thin, and insistent morning voice of Mrs. Plaut.
“Huh?” I answered alertly, glancing around the room for something I couldn’t remember but knew would be familiar when it came before my eyes. The dog was sitting on the sofa looking at me, his pink tongue out. I rolled over, felt the pain in my chest, and let myself fall back on the mattress on the floor as Mrs. Plaut stepped in.
“Come in,” I said with what I thought was good-natured sarcasm.
“I’m already in,” she replied, hands on her hips She didn’t seem to notice a dog panting and looking at her from the depths of the sofa.
“What can I do for you, Mrs. Plaut?” I asked, forcing myself up on one elbow.
“Pensecola cookies,” she replied.
My first thought was that this was one of the colorful near-curses of her family. I immediately learned the truth.
“I would like to make my recipe for Pensecola cookies,” she explained. “But I can’t.”
I looked at her and she looked back at me.
“Go on,” she finally said.
“Where am I going?” I asked, coming to a sitting position and rubbing the stubble on my chin.
“Aren’t you going to ask me why I can’t make Pensecola cookies?” she said with exasperation.
“Why can’t you make Pensecola cookies?” I asked, feeling something like George Burns.
“No sugar—or not enough sugar—calls for a lot of sugar,” she said, looking around the room to see if there was some doily or knick-knack she could straighten. “The recipe was developed in the old country by my Uncle Fabian’s wife.”
“The old country?” I asked, knowing from Mrs. Plaut’s massive family biography that the Plaut’s, Cornell’s, Lamphrets, and all the other ilk of my landlady had been in on the first invasions of the American shores. Some of them had predated the Indians.
“Ohio,” Mrs. Plaut explained. “We can pick up sugar rationing books at the elementary school. As a resident of this home, I think you should allow me some of your sugar ration in exchange for which I will give you a generous dose of Pensecola cookies.”
I wrapped the blanket around my waist and stood up.
“I’ll pick my sugar stamps up this afternoon,” I promised, reaching for my pants, which were on the sofa and covered with a fine layer of dark dog hair.
“This morning will be essential,” she said. “I’m working on the cookies this morning.”
“I’ve got a killer to catch,” I appealed to her.
“Your train can wait,” she replied firmly. “Do you know what Uncle Fabian’s wife went through to perfect this recipe?”
I neither knew nor cared, but I could think of only one way to stop from being told.
“I’ll do it,” I said awkwardly, scrambling into my pants under the blanket. Mrs. Plaut looked satisfied.
“We will drive in your automobile,” she said. “I don’t think you can walk the three streets over with that injury.” She pointed to my chest, which I was trying to cover with a semi-soiled white shirt from the closet. “Have you killed someone again?”
She looked around the room suspiciously for a possible body and then turned to me. I hadn’t bothered to answer her question. Satisfied that I had stashed no corpses in the quite visible corners, Mrs. Plaut instructed me to meet her downstairs in five minutes, and parted with: “Shave your scratchy face, Mr. Peelers, and bring the president’s dog with you.”
I left the dog in my room wagging his tail and scratching at the door while I hurried down the hall to shave as quickly as my chest tape would allow. I was dropping a nickel into the hall phone when Mrs. Plaut called up for me to hurry.
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