“Thank you, Mrs. Mitchell.” I nodded gratefully—I really was feeling ill. “I’ve had a lovely time. Honest.” Leon waved at me, and Mrs. Mitchell insisted on giving me a large and sticky slice of cake to take home, wrapped in a paper napkin. As I was walking back down the drive I heard her voice, low and carrying from behind the house: “What a funny little chap, Leon. So polite and reserved. Is he a good friend of yours?”
5
St. Oswald’s Grammar School for BoysTuesday, 5th October
The official report from the hospital was anaphylactic shock, caused by ingestion of peanuts or peanut-contaminated foodstuffs, possibly accidental.
Of course, there was a terrible fuss. It was a disgrace, said Mrs. Anderton-Pullitt to Pat Bishop, who was there; school was supposed to be a safe environment for her son. Why wasn’t there any supervision at the time of his collapse? How had his schoolmaster failed to notice that poor James was unconscious?
Pat dealt with the distressed mother as best he could. He’s in his element in this kind of situation; knows how to defuse antagonism; has a shoulder of comforting proportions; projects a convincing air of authority. He promised that the incident would be thoroughly investigated but assured Mrs. Anderton-Pullitt that Mr. Straitley was a most conscientious Master and that every effort had been made to ensure her son’s safety.
By then, the individual concerned was sitting up in bed, reading Practical Aeronautics and looking rather pleased with himself.
At the same time, Mr. Anderton-Pullitt, school governor and ex-England cricketer, was pulling rank with the hospital administration in his attempt to have the remains of his son’s sandwiches analyzed for nut residue. If they yielded as much as a trace, he said, a certain health-food manufacturer would be sued for every penny it possessed, not to mention a certain chain of retailers. But as it happened, the tests were never made, because before they could get started, the peanut was found floating and still mostly intact, at the bottom of James’s can of Fanta.
At first, the Anderton-Pullitts were bewildered. How could a peanut have found its way into their son’s drink? Their initial reaction was to contact (and sue) the manufacturers, but it soon became obvious that any malpractice on their part was, at best, unprovable. The can had already been opened; anything might conceivably have fallen inside.
Fallen, or been put there.
It was inescapable; if James’s drink had been tampered with, then the culprit must have been someone in the form. Worse still, the perpetrator must have known that his act might have dangerous, if not fatal, consequences. The Anderton-Pullitts took the matter straight to the Head, bypassing even Bishop in their rage and indignation, and announced their intention, if he did not pursue the matter, of going directly to the police.
I should have been there. Unforgivable, that I was not; and yet when I awoke the morning after my brief stint in the hospital I felt so exhausted—so wretchedly old—that I called the school and told Bob Strange that I wasn’t coming in.
“Well, I didn’t expect you to,” said Strange, sounding surprised. “I assumed that they’d keep you in hospital over the weekend, at least.” His prissy, official tone failed to hide his real disapproval that they had not. “I can have you covered for the next six weeks, no problem.”
“That won’t be necessary. I’ll be back on Monday.”
But by Monday the news had broken; there had been an investigation of my form on Friday afternoon; witnesses had been called and questioned; lockers searched; telephone calls exchanged. Dr. Devine had been consulted, in his capacity as Health and Safety officer, and he, Bishop, Strange, the Head, and Dr. Pooley, the Chairman of the governors, had spent a long time in the Head’s office with the Anderton-Pullitts.
Result: I returned on Monday morning to find the class in uproar. The incident with Knight had even eclipsed the recent—and most unwelcome—piece in the Examiner, with its sinister implication of a secret informant within the school. The findings of the Head’s investigation were irrefutable; on the day of the incident, Knight had bought a packet of peanuts from the school tuck shop and had brought them into the form room for lunch. He denied it at first, but several witnesses remembered it, including a member of staff. Finally Knight had confessed; yes, he had bought the peanuts but denied tampering with anyone’s drink. Besides, he said tearfully, he liked Anderton-Pullitt; he would never have done anything to hurt him.
A record sheet had been produced from the day of Knight’s suspension, listing the witnesses to the fight between himself and Jackson. Sure enough, Anderton-Pullitt was among them. A motive was now clearly established.
Well, it wouldn’t have stood up in the Old Bailey. But a school is not a court of law; it has its own rules and its methods of applying them; it has its own system, its safeguards. Like the church, like the army, it looks after its own. By the time I returned, Knight had been judged, found guilty, and suspended from school until after half-term.
My problem was that I didn’t quite believe he’d done it.
“It’s not that Knight isn’t capable of something like that,” I told Dianne Dare in the Common Room that lunchtime. “He’s a sly little oik, and far more likely to cause mischief by stealth than to play up in public, but—” I gave a sigh. “I don’t like it. I don’t like him—but I can’t believe that even he could have been that stupid.”
“Never underestimate stupidity,” remarked Pearman, who was standing nearby.
“No, but this is malice,” said Dianne. “If the boy knew what he was doing—”
“If he knew what he was doing,” interrupted Light from his place under the clock, “then he should be bloody well locked up. You read about these kids nowadays—rapes, muggings, murders, God knows what—and they can’t even put them away for it because the bloody bleeding-heart liberals won’t let ‘em.”
“In my day,” said McDonaugh darkly, “we had the cane.”
“Bugger that,” said Light. “Bring back conscription. Teach ‘em some discipline.”
Gods, I thought, what an ass. He held forth in this muscular, brainless style for a few minutes more, attracting a sultry glance from Isabelle Tapi, who was watching from the yogurt corner.
Young Keane, who had also been listening, did a quick, comic mime just outside of the games teacher’s line of vision, twisting his sharp, clever face into an exact parody of Light’s expression. I pretended not to notice and hid my smile behind my hand.
“It’s all very well to go on about discipline,” said Roach from behind the Mirror, “but what sanctions do we have? Do something bad, and you get detention. Do something worse, you get suspended, which is the opposite. Where’s the sense in that?”
“No sense at all,” said Light. “But we’ve got to be seen to be doing something. Whether or not Knight did it—”
“And if he didn’t?” said Roach.
McDonaugh made a dismissive gesture. “Doesn’t matter. What matters is order. Whoever the troublemaker is, you can be bloody sure he’ll think twice about stepping out of line again if he knows that the minute he does, he’ll get the cane.”
Light nodded. Keane pulled another face. Dianne shrugged, and Pearman gave a little smile of vague and ironic superiority.
“It was Knight,” said Roach with emphasis. “Just the kind of stupid thing he would do.”
“I still don’t like it. It feels wrong.”
The boys were unusually reticent on the subject. In normal circumstances, an incident of this type should provide a welcome break from the school’s routine; petty scandals and minor mishaps; secrets and fights; the furtive stuff of adolescence. But this, it seemed, was different. A line had been crossed, and even those boys who had never had a good word to say about Anderton-Pullitt viewed the incident with unease and disapproval.
“I mean, he’s not all there, is he, sir?” said Jackson. “You know—not a mong or anything, but you can’t say he’s completely normal.”
“Will he be all right, sir?” asked Tayler,
who has allergies himself.
“Fortunately, yes.” The boy was being kept at home for the present, but as far as anyone could tell, he had made a complete recovery. “But it could have been fatal.”
There was an awkward pause as the boys looked at one another. As yet, few of them have encountered death beyond the occasional dog, cat, or grandparent; the thought that one of them could actually have died—right in front of them, in their own form room—was suddenly rather frightening.
“It must have been an accident,” said Tayler at last.
“I think so too.” I hoped that was true.
“Dr. Devine says we can have counseling if we need it,” said McNair.
“Do you need it?”
“Do we get to miss lessons, sir?”
I looked at him and saw him grinning. “Over my dead body.”
Throughout the day the feeling of unrest intensified. Allen-Jones was hyperactive; Sutcliff depressed; Jackson argumentative; Pink anxious. It was windy too; and the wind, as every schoolteacher knows, makes classes unruly and pupils excitable. Doors slammed; windows rattled; October was in with a blast, and suddenly it was autumn.
I like autumn. The drama of it; the golden lion roaring through the back door of the year, shaking its mane of leaves. A dangerous time; of violent rages and deceptive calm; of fireworks in the pockets and conkers in the fist. It is the season in which I feel closest to the boy I was, and at the same time closest to death. It is St. Oswald’s at its most beautiful; gold among the lindens, its tower howling like a throat.
But this year, there is more. Ninety-nine terms; thirty-three autumns; half of my life. This year those terms weigh unexpectedly heavy, and I wonder whether young Bevans may not after all be right. Retirement need not be a death sentence. One more term and I will have scored my Century; to withdraw on such a note can carry no shame. Besides, things are changing, and so they should. Only I am too old to change.
On my way home on Monday night I looked into the Porter’s Lodge. Fallow’s replacement has not yet been found, and in the meantime, Jimmy Watt has taken over as many as he can manage of the Porter’s duties. One of these is answering the phone in the lodge, but his telephone manner is not good, and he has a tendency to hang up by mistake when transferring calls. As a result, calls had been missed throughout the day, and frustrations were running high.
It was the Bursar’s fault; Jimmy does what he’s told but has no concept of working independently. He can change a fuse or replace a lock; he can sweep up fallen leaves; he can even climb up a telegraph pole to retrieve a pair of shoes, tied together by their laces and flung across the wires by a school bully. Light calls him Jimmy Forty-Watt and jeers at his moon face and his slow way of talking. Of course, Light was a bully himself a few years ago; you can still see it in his red face and aggressive, oddly careful walk—steroids or hemorrhoids, I’m not sure which. In any case, Jimmy should never have been left in charge of the lodge, and Dr. Tidy knew it; it was simply that it was easier (and cheaper, of course) to use him as a stopgap until a new appointment was made. Besides, Fallow had been with the school for over fifteen years, and you can’t turn a man out of his home overnight, whatever the reason. I found myself thinking about this as I passed the lodge; it wasn’t that I’d especially liked Fallow; but he had been a part of the school—a small but necessary part—and his absence was felt.
There was a woman in the lodge as I went past. I never questioned her presence, assuming she was a secretary drafted in through the school’s agency to take calls and to cover for Jimmy when he was called upon to perform one of his many other duties. A graying woman in a suit, rather older than the standard agency temp, whose face seemed dimly familiar. I should have asked who she was. Dr. Devine is always talking about intruders, about shootings in American schools and how easy it would be for some crazed person to enter the buildings and go on the rampage—but that’s just Devine. He’s the Health and Safety man, after all, and he has to justify his salary.
But I was in a hurry, and I did not speak to the graying woman. It was only when I saw her byline and her photo in the Examiner that I recognized her; and by then it was too late. The mystery informant had struck again, and this time, I was his target.
6
Monday, 11th October
Well, Mrs. Knight, as you might expect, did not take kindly to the suspension of her only son. You know the type: expensive, arrogant, slightly neurotic, and afflicted with that curious blindness that only the mothers of teenage sons seem to possess. She marched down to St. Oswald’s the morning after the Head’s decision, demanding to see the Head. He was out, of course; instead, an emergency meeting was convened, including Bishop (nervous and unwell), Dr. Devine (Health and Safety), and, in the absence of Roy Straitley, myself.
Mrs. Knight looked murderous in Chanel. In Bishop’s office, sitting very straight on a hard chair, she glared at the three of us with eyes like zircons.
“Mrs. Knight,” said Devine. “The boy could have died.”
Mrs. Knight was not impressed. “I can understand your concern,” she said. “Given that there seems to have been no supervision at all at the time of the incident. However, regarding the matter of my son’s involvement—”
Bishop interrupted. “Well, that isn’t entirely true,” he began. “Several members of staff were present at different times throughout break, although—”
“And did anyone see my son put a peanut in the other boy’s drink?”
“Mrs. Knight, it isn’t—”
“Well? Did they?”
Bishop looked uncomfortable. It had been the Head’s decision to suspend Knight, after all; and I had a feeling that he himself might have handled the matter differently. “The evidence suggests that he did it, Mrs. Knight. I’m not saying he did it with malice—”
Flatly: “My son doesn’t tell lies.”
“All boys tell lies.” That was Devine—true enough, as it happened, but hardly calculated to appease Mrs. Knight. She leveled her gaze upon him. “Really?” she said. “In that case, maybe you should re-examine Anderton-Pullitt’s account of the supposed fight between Jackson and my son.”
Devine was taken aback. “Mrs. Knight, I really don’t see what relevance—”
“Don’t you? I do.” She turned to Bishop. “What I see is a concerted campaign of victimization against my son. It’s common knowledge that Mr. Straitley has his little favorites—his Brodie Boys, I understand he calls them—but I didn’t expect you to take his side in this. My son has been bullied, accused, humiliated, and now suspended from school—something that will go on his class record and perhaps even affect his university prospects—without even being given a chance to clear his name. And do you know why, Mr. Bishop? Do you have any idea why?”
Bishop was completely lost in the face of this attack. His charm—real as it is—is his only weapon, and Mrs. Knight was armored against it. The smile that had tamed my father failed to melt her ice; in fact, it seemed to infuriate her still more.
“I’ll tell you, shall I?” she said. “My son has been accused of theft, of assault, and now—as far as I can understand—of attempted murder—” At this point Bishop tried to interrupt, but she waved his protest aside. “And do you know why he has been singled out like this? Have you asked Mr. Straitley? Have you asked the other boys?” She paused for effect, and as she met my eyes I gave her an encouraging nod, and she bugled, just as her son had in Straitley’s class:
“Because he is Jewish! My son is a victim of discrimination! I want a proper investigation of all this”—she glared at Bishop—“and if I don’t get one, then you can expect a letter from my solicitor first thing in the morning!”
There was a resounding silence. Then Mrs. Knight swept out in a fusillade of heels; Dr. Devine looked shaken; Pat Bishop sat down with his hand over his eyes; and I allowed myself the tiniest of smiles.
Of course, it was understood that the matter would not be discussed outside the meetings room. Devine made
that clear from the start, and I agreed, with becoming earnestness and respect. I should not have been there in the first place, said Devine; I had only been asked to attend as a witness, failing the presence of the boy’s form master. Not that anyone regretted Straitley’s absence; both Bishop and Devine were adamant that the old man, engaging as he was, would only have made a foul situation even worse.
“Of course there’s no truth in it,” said Bishop, recovering over a cup of tea. “There’s never been any question of anti-Semitism at St. Oswald’s. Never.”
Devine looked less convinced. “I’m as fond of Roy Straitley as anyone,” he said. “But there’s no denying he can be rather odd. Just because he’s been here longer than anyone, he tends to think he runs the place.”
“I’m sure he doesn’t mean any harm,” I said. “It’s a stressful job for a man of his age, and everyone can make the occasional error of judgment from time to time.”
Bishop looked at me. “What do you mean? Have you heard anything?”
“No, sir.”
“Are you sure?” That was Devine, almost falling over in his eagerness.
“Absolutely, sir. I simply meant—” I hesitated.
“What? Out with it!”
“I’m sure it’s nothing, sir. For his age, I think he’s remarkably alert. It’s just that recently I’ve been noticing—” And with becoming reluctance I mentioned the missing register, the missed e-mails, the ridiculous fuss he’d made over the loss of that old green pen, not forgetting those few vital, register-less moments, when he had failed to notice the unconscious boy gasping out his life on the classroom floor.
Emphatic denial is by far the best tactic when seeking to incriminate an enemy. And so I managed to convey my utmost respect and admiration of Roy Straitley whilst innocently implying the rest. Thus I am shown to be a loyal member of the school—if a trifle naive—and second, I ensure that doubt remains like a splinter in the minds of Bishop and Devine, preparing them for the next headline, which, as it happened, was to feature in the Examiner this very week.
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