by Jim Butcher
“What breed is he?”
“He’s a West Highlands Dogasaurus,” I said.
“He’s huge.”
I said nothing, and the girl floundered some more. “I’m sorry,” she said, finally. “I lied to you to get you to come down here.”
“Really?”
She grimaced. “I’m sorry. I just… I really need your help. I just thought that if I could talk to you in person about it, you might be… I mean…”
I sighed. Regardless of how intriguingly rounded her tight shirt was, she was still a kid. “Call a spade a spade, Molly,” I said. “You figured if you could get me to come all the way down here, you’d have a chance to flutter your eyelashes and get me to do whatever it is you really want me to do.”
She glanced aside. “It isn’t like that.”
“It’s just like that.”
“No,” she began. “I didn’t want this to be a bad thing…”
“You manipulated me. You took advantage of my friendship. How is that not a bad thing?” My headache started rising up again. “Give me one reason I shouldn’t turn and walk away right now.”
“Because my friend is in trouble,” she said. “I can’t help him, but you can.”
“What friend?”
“His name is Nelson.”
“In jail?”
“He didn’t do it,” she assured me.
They never did. “He’s your age?” I asked.
“Almost.”
I arched an eyebrow.
“Two years older,” she amended.
“Then tell legal-adult Nelson he should call a bail bondsman.”
“We tried that. They can’t get to him before tomorrow.”
“Then tell him to bite the bullet and spend a night in the lockup or else to call his parents.” I turned to go.
Molly caught my wrist. “He can’t,” she said, desperation in her voice. “There’s no one for him to call. He’s an orphan, Harry.”
I stopped walking.
Well, dammit.
I’d been an orphan, too. It hadn’t been fun. I could tell you some stories, but I make it a personal policy not to review them often. They amount to a nightmare that started with my father’s death, followed by years and years of feeling acutely, perpetually alone. Sure, there’s a system in place to care for orphans, but it’s far from perfect and it is, after all, a system. It isn’t a person looking out for you. It’s forms and carbon copies and people with names you quickly forget. The lucky kids more or less randomly get tapped by foster parents who genuinely care. But for all the puppies at the pound who don’t get chosen, life turns into one big lesson on how to look out for yourself-because there’s no one in this world who cares enough to do it for you.
It’s a horrible feeling. I don’t care to experience even the faded memory of it-but if I just hear the word “orphan” aloud, that empty fear and quiet pain come rushing back from the darker corners of my mind. For a long time I’d been stupid enough to assume that I could handle everything on my own. That’s vanity, though. Nobody can handle everything by themselves. Sometimes, you need someone’s help-even if that help is only giving you a little of their time and attention.
Or bailing you out of jail.
“What’s your friend Nelson in for?”
“Reckless endangerment and aggravated assault.” She took a breath and said, “It’s kind of a long story. But he’s a sweet guy, Harry. There isn’t a violent bone in his body.”
Which emphasized to me just how young Molly really was. There are violent bones in everyone’s body, if you look deep enough. About two hundred and six of them. “What about your dad? He saves people all the time.”
Molly hesitated for a second, and her cheeks turned pink. “Urn. My parents don’t like Nelson very much. Especially my dad.”
“Ah,” I said. “Nelson’s that kind of friend.” Things started adding up. I asked the loaded question. “Why is it so important for him to get out tonight?”
Wait for it.
Molly let go of my wrist. “Because he might be in danger. The weird kind of danger. He needs your help.”
And there it was.
Sometimes it’s almost as though I’m psychic.
Chapter Nine
Boyfriend Nelson had been arraigned two hours before. His bail had been set at enough money to make me glad that over the past year I had made it a habit to keep a chunk of cash around, just in case I needed it in a hurry. I got the fisheye from a hard-faced office matron as I counted it out in twenties. She counted it, too.
“Thank you,” I said. “It’s a wonderful feeling to be trusted.”
She did not look amused. She pushed some papers at me. “Sign here, please. And here.”
I signed, while Molly hovered nervously in the background holding Mouse’s leash. Then we sat down and waited. Molly fidgeted until they brought her honey-bunny out to sign the last couple of papers before being released.
Boyfriend Nelson wasn’t what I’d expected. He was an inch or two taller than Molly. He had a long, narrow face, and I would have hesitated to touch his cheekbones for fear of slicing my fingers on them. He was thin, but it was that kind of lean, whipcord thinness rather than anything that would denote frailty. He moved well, and I pegged him as a fencer or a martial artist of some other kind. Dark hair fell around his head in an even mop. He wore square-shaped, silver-rimmed spectacles, chinos, and a black T-shirt with another SPLATTERCON!!! logo on it. He looked tired and needed a shave.
The second he was free, he hurried over to Molly and they hugged, speaking quietly to one another. I didn’t listen in. It didn’t seem right to invade their privacy. Besides, body language told me enough. The hug went on a second or two longer than Molly wanted it to. Then, when Nelson bent his head down to kiss her, she gave him a sweet smile, turning her cheek to meet his lips. After that, he got the point. He bit his lower lip a little and stepped back from her, rubbing his hands on his pants as if unsure what else to do with them.
“Save me from awkward relationship melodrama,” I muttered to Mouse under my breath, and got onto a pay phone to call a cab. Being a learned wizardly type I had, of course, discovered the cure for tangling up an otherwise orderly life with relationship issues: Don’t have a relationship. It was better that way.
If I repeated it to myself often enough, I almost believed it.
Molly and boyfriend Nelson walked over to me a minute later. Nelson didn’t look up at me when he offered me his hand. “Uh. I guess, thank you.”
I shook his hand and squeezed hard enough to hurt a little. Me annoyed alpha male, ungh. “How could I refuse such a polite and straightforward request for help?” I took Mouse’s leash from Molly, who looked away, turning pink again.
“I don’t want to seem ungrateful,” Nelson said, “but I have to get moving now.”
“No, you don’t,” I said.
His weight had already shifted to move into his first step, and he blinked at me. “Excuse me?”
“I just got you out of a cage. Now comes the part where you tell me what happened to you. Then you can go.”
His eyes narrowed and his weight shifted again, centering his balance. Definitely a student of martial arts. “Are you threatening me?”
“I’m telling you how it’s going to be, kid. So talk.”
“And if I don’t?” he demanded.
I shrugged. “If you don’t, maybe I’ll knock your block off.”
“I’d like to see you try,” he said, more anger in his voice.
“Suit yourself,” I said. “But we’re in sight of the cop at the entry desk. He probably won’t see who threw the first punch. You just got out on bail. You’ll go back, probably for assault, committed within two minutes of being freed. There isn’t a judge in town who would grant you bail again.”
I saw him think about it furiously, which impressed me. A lot of men his age, when angry, wouldn’t bother with actual thought. Then he shook his head. “You’re bluffing. You’d
be arrested too.”
“Hell’s bells, kid,” I said. “When did you fall off the turnip truck? They’ll interview me. I’ll tell them you threw the first punch. Who do you think they’re going to believe? I’ll be out in an hour.”
Nelson’s knuckles popped as he clenched his fists. He stared at me, and then at the building behind him.
“Nelson,” Molly urged quietly. “He’s trying to help you.”
“He’s got a hell of a way of showing it,” Nelson spat.
“Just balancing the scales a bit,” I said, glancing at Molly. Then I sighed. Nelson was holding on to his pride. He didn’t want to back down in front of Molly.
Insecurity, thy name is teenager.
It wouldn’t kill me to help Nelson save face. “Come on, kid. Give me five minutes to talk to you and I’ll pay your fare back to wherever you’re heading. I’ll throw in some fast food.”
Nelson’s stomach made a gurgling sound and he licked his lips, glancing aside at Molly. The wary focus slid out of his posture and he nodded, brushing his hand back through his hair. He let out a long exhale and said, “Sorry. Just… been a bad day.”
“I had one of those once,” I said. “So talk. How’d you wind up in jail?”
He shook his head. “I’m not sure what actually happened. I was in the bathroom-”
I held up my hand, interrupting him with the gesture. Eat your heart out, Merlin. “What bathroom? Where?”
“At the convention,” he said.
“Convention?” I asked.
“SplatterCon,” Molly offered. She waved a hand at her button and at Nelson’s shirt. “It’s a horror movie convention.”
“There’s a convention for that?”
“There’s a convention for everything,” Nelson said. “This one screens horror movies, invites in directors, special-effects guys, actors. Authors, too. There are discussion panels. Costume contests. Vendors. Fans show up to the convention to get together and meet the industry guests, that kind of thing.”
“Uh-huh. You’re a fan, then?”
“Staff,” he said. “I’m supposed to be in charge of security.”
“Okay,” I said. “Get back to the bathroom.”
“Right,” he said. “Well. I’d had a lot of coffee and potato chips and pretzels and stuff, so I was just sitting in there with the stall door closed.”
“What happened?”
“I heard someone come in,” Nelson said. “The door was really squeaky.” He licked his lips nervously. “And then he started screaming.”
I arched an eyebrow. “Who?”
“Clark Pell,” he said. “He owns the old movie theater next to the hotel. We rented it out for the weekend so we could play our favorites on the big screen. Nice old guy. Always supports the convention.”
“Why was he screaming?”
Nelson hesitated for a second, clearly uncomfortable. “He… you have to understand that I didn’t actually see anything.”
“Sure,” I said.
“It sounded like a fight. Scuffling sounds. I heard him let out a noise, right? Like someone had startled him.” He shook his head. “That’s when he started screaming.”
“What happened?”
“I jumped up to help him, but…” His cheeks turned red. “You know. I was kind of in the middle of something. It took me a second to get out of the stall.”
“And?”
“And Mr. Pell was there,” he said. “He was unconscious and bleeding. Not real bad. But he looked like he’d taken a real pounding. Broken nose. Maybe his jaw, too. They took him to the hospital.”
I frowned. “Could someone have slipped in or out?”
“No,” Nelson said, and his voice was confident on that point. “That damned door all but screams every time it swings.”
“Could someone have come in at the same time as Pell?” I asked.
“Maybe,” he said. “On the same opening of the door. But-”
“I know,” I said. “But they would have had to open the door to leave.” I rubbed at my chin. “Could someone have held the door open?”
“The hall was crowded. You could hear the people when the door was open,” Nelson said. “And there was a cop standing right outside. He was the first one in, in fact.”
I grunted. “And with no other obvious suspects, they blamed you.”
Nelson nodded. “Yes.”
I mused for a moment and then said, “What do you think happened?”
He shook his head, several times, and very firmly. “I don’t know. Someone must have gotten in and out somehow. Maybe there’s an air vent or something.”
“Yeah,” I said. “Maybe that’s it.”
Nelson checked his watch, and swallowed. “Oh, God, I’ve got to get to the airport. I’m supposed to meet Darby in thirty minutes and take him to the hotel.”
“Darby?” I asked.
“Darby Crane,” Molly supplied. “Producer and director of horror films. Guest of honor at SplatterCon.”
“He do any work I might have seen?” I asked.
Molly nodded. “Maybe. Did you ever see Harvest? The one with the Scarecrow?”
“Uh,” I said, thinking. “Where it smashes through the wall of the convent and eats the nuns? And the librarian sets it on fire and it burns down the library and himself with it?”
“That’s the one.”
“Heh,” I said. “Not bad. But I’ll take a Corman flick any day.”
“Excuse me,” Nelson said, “but I really need to get moving.”
As he spoke, the cab I’d called pulled up to the curb. I checked, and found my shadowy tail still outside, patient and motionless.
Mouse let out another almost subaudible growl.
My shadow wasn’t exactly going out of his way not to be noticed, which meant that he almost certainly wasn’t a hit man. A hired gun would do everything he could to stay invisible, preferably until several hours after I was cold and dead. Of course, he could be trying reverse psychology, I supposed. But that kind of circular reasoning could trigger a paranoia-gasm and drive me loopy fast.
Odds were good he was just supposed to keep an eye on me, whoever he was. Better, then, to keep him in sight, rather than trying to shake him. I was happier knowing where he was than worrying about him being out of sight. I’d play it cool-give him a while to see if I could figure out what he was up to. I nodded to myself, and strode out to the curb, Mouse at my side.
“Okay, kids,” I called over my shoulder. “Get in the cab.”
Mouse and I took the backseat. Molly didn’t give Nelson a chance to choose. She got into the passenger seat in front, and boyfriend Nelson settled into the backseat beside me.
“Which?” I asked him.
“O’Hare.”
I told the driver, and we took off for the airport. I watched my shadow in vague reflections in the windows. The car’s lights came on and followed us all the way out to O’Hare. We got Nelson there in time to meet his B-movie mogul, and he all but leapt from the car. Molly opened her door to follow him.
“Wait,” I said. “Not you.”
She shot me a glance over her shoulder, frowning. “What?”
“Nelson’s out of jail and he’s talked to me about what happened, and he’s in time to meet Darby Crane. I think I pretty much lived up to what I said I would do.”
She frowned prettily. “Yes. So?”
“So now it’s your turn. Close the door.”
She shook her head. “Harry, don’t you see that he’s in some kind of trouble? And he doesn’t believe in…” She glanced at the cabby and back to me. “You know.”
“Maybe he is,” I said. “Maybe not. I’m going to get over to the convention tonight and see if there’s anything supernatural about the assault on Mr. Pell. Right after we get done talking to your parents.”
Molly blanched. “What?”
“We had a deal,” I said. “And in my judgment, Molly, we need to go see them.”
“But…” she sputtere
d. “It isn’t as though I need them to bail me out or anything.”
“You should have thought about that before you made the deal,” I said.
“I’m not going there,” she said, and folded her arms. “I don’t want to.”
I felt cold stone flow into the features of my face, into the timbre of my voice. “Miss Carpenter. Is there any doubt in your mind-any at all- that I could take you there regardless of what you want to do?”
The change in tone hit her hard. She blinked at me in surprise for a second, lips parted but empty of sound.
“I’m taking you to see them,” I said. “Because it’s the smart thing to do. The legal thing to do. The right thing to do. You agreed to do it, and by the stars and stones, if you try to weasel out on me I will wrap you in duct tape, box you up, and send you UPS.”
She stared at me in utter shock.
“I’m not your mom or your dad, Molly. And these days I’m not a very nice person. You’ve already abused my friendship tonight, and diverted my attention from work that could have saved lives. People who really need my help might get hurt or die because of this stupid stunt.” I leaned closer, staring coldly, and she leaned away, declining to make eye contact. “Now buckle the fuck up.”
She did.
I gave the cabby the address and closed my eyes. I hadn’t seen Michael in… nearly two years. I regretted that. Of course, not seeing Michael meant not seeing Charity either, which I did not regret. And now I was going to drive up in a cab with their daughter. Charity was going to like that almost as much as I like cleaning up after Mouse on our walks. In her eyes, my mere presence near her daughter would make me guilty of uncounted (if imaginary) transgressions.
The angelic sigil on my left palm burned and itched furiously. I poked at it through the leather glove, but it didn’t help. I’d have to keep the glove on. If Michael saw the sigil, or if he somehow sensed the shadow of Lasciel running around in my head, he might react in a manner similar to his wife’s-and that didn’t take into consideration a father’s desire to protect his… physically matured daughter from any would-be, ah, invaders.