Inseminating the Elephant

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by Lucia Perillo


  I walked them back outside two at a time

  and opened my fists, where the birds paused

  just long enough to leave their own data on my palms.

  Here’s what we think of

  your spangles, your starlight. Then the night flushed

  them up into its swoon — however faintly,

  the corn glittered as the birds resumed their ravening.

  IN VITRO/ IN VIVO

  Only once did the frog come to mind: when the coroner

  came to “first-aid training” at the fire station,

  his slide carousel set up to eliminate

  the easy pukers. The frog was not dead

  but its brain had been pithed, which is what happens

  when you stick a probe into the skull and wiggle.

  You wind up with something dead enough

  to let you stretch its tongue as thin and wide

  as a cellophane sheet, which I did so

  eagerly, back in the lab. The coroner said:

  Here is the fat guy whose Chihuahua

  gnawed through his stomach. Click.

  Here is the farmer who hanged himself in his silo.

  (I noted his foreshortened dangling feet.) Click.

  It had been thrilling to see the frog’s blood cells

  jerking through the narrow capillaries. Here

  is the woman who swallowed the bottle of Drāno.

  Click. Here is the man who just Sawzall-ed

  his neck clean through. Click. Here is the guy

  who shot off his head, but wait: he’s still living,

  which is what happens if the brain stem’s left intact.

  Click. The coroner said we should aim for the base

  not the top of the skull and remember to turn down

  the heat. Click. There are many people in this world

  on whom nobody checks in very often. Click.

  The warmer the room, the quicker a body

  will turn black and bloat. Click.

  If you have a dog it is important to leave out

  what seems like an inordinate amount of dog food.

  Click, click, then there was nothing

  but a slab of light to signal he was through.

  And it was then that I remembered the frog,

  not that the coroner had spoken of frogs.

  What he said was,

  If we saw the cops outside, smoking cigars,

  that’s when we’d know we had a stinker.

  SIMILAR GIRL

  Most of the hospital’s emergencies lay

  on gurneys that made a chickadee noise—

  eent eent eent—as they rolled on rubber wheels.

  But the girl with the bellyache just walked in

  clinging tight to her purse, protecting the pain,

  as if she feared its being kicked.

  Meanwhile an old woman whimpered in the next room

  help me, god help me—here’s the main thing I learned:

  if trouble comes with an odor,

  everyone scrams. That’s how it was in the ER

  where I ghosted the halls, for the red appliqué

  the college ambulance corps wore on its sleeve—

  I would rescue the beauties

  who jumped off the campus walkway bridge

  and lay on the pavement like old flowers pressed in books.

  In the kitchenette lounge, one surly doc asked:

  So who’s going to tell her she’s knocked up?

  — cut to the girl who’d been waiting for hours

  lit by a long bulb flickering out.

  As for the doctors, well it would be easy

  to harp on their chuckling, or sneer at the gum

  they snapped with the vampire prongs of their teeth

  or the way they used cold half-cups of coffee

  to drown their cigarettes. But it was they

  who called me to press on the man

  whose heart had run through the course of its years,

  millions of spasms in the box of his ribs—

  later, on my doughnut napkin

  I would calculate: a quarter billion.

  And though they made fun of the similar girl,

  they brought in a step stool for me to climb on

  for the minutes required for their clean consciences

  to declare him dead. (Six.) Their jimmy-legs tapped

  as they studied the clock, while I studied the chest

  bending under my palms

  while the old woman cried help me, god help me,

  and the young one hugged her purse like a doll

  while tick tick tick, the miraculous ticking of ticks:

  life ratcheted up inside her.

  Two of the Furies

  The old woman in the parking lot

  wields her walker not unspryly. Gray hair

  lank and without style, hanging

  under her ski hat, as I wear a ski hat—

  her legs bare under her skirt,

  my legs bare under my skirt,

  she wears sneakers, I wear sneakers—

  windbreaker, windbreaker. She rolls up

  to watch me board, as people do,

  because it is interesting

  to see the wheelchair maneuvered backward

  into the van. You got it?

  she asks, as people do

  though I am not their child.

  We are not sisters either,

  despite the wind’s ruffling our skirts in sync—

  oh how she is interested in the ruffling of my skirt.

  The ruffle makes her giddy, starts

  her bald gums racing on their wordless observations

  as she peers into my thighs.

  How alike we are! says this

  no-sister of mine to be argued with,

  just some crazy old woman

  flashing the terrible crater of her smile

  to raise the wind and

  prove her point.

  Juárez

  At night the bones move where the animals take them,

  bones of the girls that once were girls,

  the hand-bones missing, you know how it goes,

  you fill in the blank, the unimaginable X

  of horrid futures. From bus stops

  before dawn, from outside the maquiladoras

  when the horizon bites the sun’s gold coin,

  from the hundred places to fail to arrive at

  or return from, the bones uncouple

  their linkages and travel separate ways.

  Too many of them for just one theory—

  too many skulls for the drug lords even,

  for the husbands the satanists the cross-border whore-killers

  …until you start to suspect the dirt itself.

  Between the concrete wall and the drainage ditch,

  the sheet-metal scraps and collapsed storm fence,

  a desert of ocotillo scrub, not even one decent

  cowboy cactus, one bent arm

  swearing an oath of truth. When I was younger

  I wrote this poem many times and don’t know

  where I was going with it: so much worship

  for every speck of mica giving off

  a beam I made into a blade. And you can see

  how I turned mere rocks into villains

  when it turns out the landscape’s not at fault,

  the parched land a red herring — this is not the song

  of how the men fried while hiding inside the boxcar

  (and even then someone outside locked the door).

  My poems took place where the wind-skids sang:

  perhaps I’ve been too fond of railroad tracks

  and the weedy troughs alongside them, which do

  accept most everything. Especially the spikes,

  how I loved those spikes cast into silence,

  in this case behind the factories, where the grass

  grows sparser than in the poor soils of
Texas,

  a place with completely different ghosts

  lying just over the river. To get there

  you will have to pass by a large pink cross

  made out of such spikes at the border station,

  and here’s the main thing, forgive me, I missed in my youth:

  how from each spike hangs a name.

  Incubus

  While the spectacular round butt of the fat junkie sitting on the curb

  rotated upward from his belt—

  the legs of the skinny junkie wriggled upward from a dumpster.

  And when he stood, I saw

  his familiar figure, thinned—

  two times he’d snipped my kitchen with the scissors of his hips

  while he directed stories from the rehab clinic toward us

  ladies in our panty hose,

  our fingers sliding up and down our wineglass stems.

  Later, in the cloak of his jean jacket,

  he slipped upstairs and stole my pharmaceuticals,

  my legitimate pharmaceuticals!—

  so an awkwardness descended on the realm of gestures

  there in the alley behind the YMCA, where I looked at any alternate—

  pothole, hydrant, not buttocks,

  don’t look at buttocks, don’t look at dumpster, don’t. Look:

  I would have been a crone to him,

  and he would have been my pirate son,

  my son who sleeps beneath the bridge

  in the cloak of his jean jacket, dabbed with fecal matter now.

  Still, when he comes at night,

  brass button by button

  and blade by blade — his skinny thighs—

  I open myself like a medicine cabinet

  and let him take the pill bottles from my breasts.

  First Epistle of Lucia to Her Old Boyfriends

  Not infrequently I find myself wondering which of you are dead

  now that it’s been so long since I have had a boyfriend

  for whom this wonder would be a somewhat milder version of

  the way our actual parting went — i.e., with me not wondering

  but outright wishing that an outright lightning bolt

  would sail sharply into your thick heads.

  Can I plead youth now over malign intent?

  And does my moral fiber matter anyhow

  since I have not gone forth and et cetera’d—

  i. e., doesn’t my absent children’s nondepletion of the ozone layer

  give me some atmospheric exchange credits under the Kyoto Protocol

  to release the fluorocarbons of these unkind thoughts?

  Anyhow what is the likelihood of you old boyfriends reading this

  even if you are not dead? Be assured your end is hypothetical.

  Also be assured I blush most furiously

  whenever that tower room in Ensenada comes to mind

  where the mescal functioned as an exchange credit for those lies you told

  about your Alford pleas and your ex-wives who turned out not ex at all.

  Anyhow the acid rain has caused my lightning to go limp

  over bungalows where you have partial custody of your teenagers

  and AA affirmations magneted to the fridge

  from which your near beers sweat as you wonder if I’m dead,

  since the exchange for this-here wonder is your wonder about me.

  Even though it shows my nerve — to think you’d think of me at all—

  I await word of your undeadness

  P.S. along with your mild version of my just reward.

  Raised Not by Wolves

  The family sank into its sorrows—

  we softened like noodles in a pot.

  Whereas the bicycle’s bones were painted gold

  and stood firm against the house

  no matter how hard it rained.

  Beneath the handlebar mount, it said royal in red letters

  unscathed despite the elements;

  this was the bicycle’s first lesson,

  to be royal and unscathed—

  I pressed my ear-cup to the welds.

  Pedal furiously, then coast in silence.

  You will need teeth to grab the chain.

  Exhortations with the stringent priggishness of Zen,

  delivered by a guru who hauls you off and wallops you

  in answer to your simple question.

  Though its demise is foggy,

  I can conjure with precision its rebukes, the dull sting

  when the boy-bar bashed my private place.

  Then no talking was permitted

  beyond one stifled yelp.

  You could, however, rub the wound

  with the meat of your thumb — so long

  as you did this stealthily, pretending you had an itch.

  Amphicar

  Amphicar rolls across the breakfast table

  as the happy family plunges into the river—

  don’t worry. I’ve just trolled them from the river

  of human news. Today’s lifestyle feature:

  this convertible that once topped my desires,

  all my crackpot desires

  (my parents would not buy one to drive the filthy current).

  Instead we rode a station wagon into our oblivion,

  when we could have ridden into our oblivion

  with the means of rescue. In the famous myths

  how many souls got banished to the underworld

  (or turned into trees, their arms the branches whorled)

  and were doomed because they let themselves be driven

  over death’s river (or into the tree)

  without a plan for their re-entry

  into living human form? In my actual river I never stepped down

  because, the myth went, its bottom was shit,

  and when the mayor confessed it was actual shit

  the world proved itself to be a sluice of lies

  even if the water was blue

  or sort of blue.

  Amphicar would have wheeled right through it,

  manufactured ’61 through ’68, the years of my youth

  (my banished-to-the-back-of-the-station-wagon youth),

  with no propeller or white leather seats,

  no top rolled down, no fishing pole slanting up.

  No one listened to me: how we could just drive up

  on the shores of Hell, and tan on that beach for a while.

  If we only had an Amphicar. Then when we grew sick for home

  we could have crossed back home.

  Job Site, 1967

  Brick laid down, scritch of the trowel’s

  downward stroke, another brick set

  then the flat side of the trowel moving

  across the top of the course of bricks.

  My father stepped from the car in his brown loafers,

  the rest of him is fading but not his loafers,

  the round spot distended by his big toe.

  Brick laid down, scritch of the trowel’s

  downward stroke, the silver bulb of the door lock

  sticking up as I sat in the car,

  the kid in the dress. Newark burned

  just over the river, not so far south

  as the South of their skin — deepening

  under the ointment of sweat, skin and sweat

  they’d hauled from the South

  brother by brother and cousin by cousin

  to build brick walls for men like my father

  while Newark burned, and Plainfield burned,

  while the men kept their rhythm, another brick set,

  then the flat side of the trowel moving

  across the top as my father crossed the mud.

  I sat in the car with the silver bulb of the door lock

  sticking up, though I was afraid,

  the kid in the dress, the trowel moving

  across the top of the course of bricks.

 
You can’t burn a brick,

  you smashed a brick through a window,

  the downward stroke, another brick set,

  but to get the window first you needed a wall,

  and they were building the wall,

  they were building the wall

  while my father, in his brown loafers,

  stepped toward them with their pay.

  Wormhole Theory

  Mario Perillo has died, call him Mr. Italy—

  and I regret never having gone sightseeing

  in a bus marked PERILLO TOURS.

  He was no relative of mine,

  all that connects us is the name:

  this foldout plastic promotional rain hat

  someone handed me at birth.

  An accident of the alphabet: can’t say

  I haven’t craved a more streamlined form — sometimes

  you get tired of being Lucia Perillo

  and want to slide by, without ripping the ether

  with all your cognominal barbs and hooks.

  Anthony DiRenzo, my old cubicle-mate,

  went by the name of Mr. Renz—

  a truncation that once caused my scorn to sputter forth,

  though now I see: the burden of the vowels.

  First there’s the issue of the sonic clang

  and next there’s the issue of our guilt,

  that we’ve strayed onto turf where we don’t belong,

  so far from the outer-borough homelands

  of shoe repair and autobody shops.

  This is the guilt Verdi captures in his aria

  “Di Provenza il mar,” which Anthony sang

  one night in our empty basement office

  while snow spread its hush money two floors above.

  Alfredo’s father is begging him to come home,

  to abandon the floozy he picked up in Paris—

  if he waits a hundred years, he can hop

  aboard Mario’s red-and-green tour bus

  in time for the cocktail hour, perhaps,

  with honeydew melon served the way I love it:

  wrapped in the paper-thin slices of fat

  that choked my father’s heart.

  Sometimes a name seems our most arbitrary possession,

  and sometimes it seems like the grain in a rock

  like a sculptor’s hunk of Italian marble: whack it

  and you might get either your first glimpse of a saint

  or a pile of rubble. Now Mario P.

  has entered my obituary book

  facing Lucia Pamela, another tour guide of sorts,

  having recorded her album on the moon

  after flying there in her pink Cadillac.

  One nutty broad, Mario would say: A real fruity-patootie—

  whose off-key canzone-ing would plink in my ears

  way too unsweetly this time of the morning

  as Verdi holds forth through the hi-fispeakers

 

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