by Jodi Taylor
I was watching Mrs Partridge and she was watching the Boss. The Boss was watching the workers and someone who knew him quite well might have caught a faint trace of anxiety.
A shout from the workmen dragged my attention away. They seemed to be bending over something. The Man from SPOHB took a few steps towards us, shouted something incomprehensible and waved his arms.
‘Occy, I think you’re up,’ murmured the Boss and Dr Dowson set off across the grass at a hobbling trot, followed by Professor Rapson who didn’t want to miss anything.
They all bent over the hole again and then, very slowly and carefully, something was removed and placed reverentially on a wide plank. They disappeared inside the building.
‘Goodness me,’ said the Boss. ‘Do you think they can have found something?’
His entire unit turned to look at him in deep suspicion.
He smirked. He actually smirked. ‘Isn’t this exciting?’
I found my voice. ‘Do you know what they have found, sir?’
‘Well, if asked to speculate, which I have been, thank you very much, Miss Maxwell, I would say they may have uncovered a small box, carefully waterproofed and buried under our fourth step some five hundred years ago. Or last February. Ah, here it comes.’
Obviously pre-arranged, two trolleys with champagne and glasses were wheeled across the lawn towards us.
‘Gentlemen, if you could do the honours, please.’
Heads swivelled back to Dr Bairstow again.
‘May we ask you to speculate again as to the contents of the carefully waterproofed box, sir?’ asked Peterson.
‘Of course you may, Mr Peterson. I would say – this is only speculation, you understand – but if pressed, I would say it’s possible the box might contain a number of documents that, on examination, may prove to be a play and a collection of sonnets.’
I nearly dropped my glass.
Peterson did drop his.
‘Sonnets?’ he said.
‘A play?’ I said.
The Boss sipped his champagne and said nothing.
I made an effort to pin him down. ‘Sir, are we – are we talking – Shakespeare? Another collection of sonnets? A lost play? Not Cardenio?’
‘No, this is the last play he ever wrote. He wanted to make sure the main protagonists were dead, obviously. He was reluctant, but for certain promises and a big bag of gold, he allowed himself to be persuaded.’
‘But what’s the play?’ said Kal. ‘What’s it about?’
‘The Scottish Queen. Parts I and II.’
His entire unit regarded him with shock and awe.
Mrs Partridge finally looked at me. I felt a faint stir of disquiet. The anomaly …
Professor Rapson galloped back across the grass. Long years of practice had given him a useful turn of speed.
‘Edward,’ he gasped, throwing himself into a seat. ‘We have a problem.’
‘Don’t tell me we’ve lost it already?’
‘Worse,’ he said, downing someone’s champagne. ‘It’s a fake.’
‘No, it’s not. I buried it here myself, 500 years ago. It’s quite genuine and will easily pass the most rigorous of examinations.’
‘No, you don’t understand. They executed the wrong queen.’
‘How do you know that?’
‘I … may have skimmed through it.’
‘Why?’
‘I wanted to know how it ends,’ he said, defensively.
‘Andrew, my dear friend, we’re historians. No one knows how it ends better than us.’
‘Actually, Edward, no. Part I ends with the execution at Fotheringay.’
‘Yes, we know.’
‘No, no. You don’t understand. They killed the wrong queen. It was Elizabeth. They executed the Queen of England. Mary Stuart survived and went on to unite the two kingdoms.
‘Impossible! I stood over him while he wrote every word. I had to. If I took my eye off the bugger even for a second, he was off to the nearest alehouse. You know what writers are like.’
‘Did you actually read it?’
‘There was no time. I alternately threatened and bribed until it was completed. I grabbed everything, jumped to St Mary’s, buried it all under the fourth step and then got the hell out of there. I certainly didn’t proof read the thing.’
‘Do you think he did it as a joke?’
‘The man had no discernible sense of humour. Have you never read his comic dialogues? We need to get that manuscript back before anyone sees it. We can’t afford even the slightest hint of impropriety.’
‘Oh,’ said the Professor. ‘That’s not a problem. ‘It’s here,’ and he pulled the priceless document from under his jacket, wrapped in a Tesco carrier bag. The Boss closed his eyes briefly.
‘Well done, Andrew. Where are the sonnets?’
‘Occy has them in his safe.’
‘Well, for God’s sake, hang on to them; they clearly reveal the identity of his Dark Lady. And where is the gentleman from SPOHB?’
‘Lying down.’
The Boss frowned. ‘I gave explicit instructions – there was to be no violence.’
‘No, no, he was overcome.’
‘With emotion?’
‘Nearly right.’
Wisely, he let it go. ‘Well,’ he said. ‘There’s nothing we can do about it at the moment. We’ll just have to add it to our list of things to think about when we get back to work on Monday.’
Around me, St Mary’s glowed gently in the late afternoon sunshine. Mellow and golden. The gold was picked up and repeated with variations in the autumn foliage. Apart from us, everything seemed serene and quiet. Peaceful, even. But for how long?
A cool wind stirred the leaves. The sun dropped down behind the hills and long, purple shadows reached out towards us.
I sipped a little more champagne but the bubbles had gone. It was going flat. I looked up to see the Boss watching me, closely. I leaned nearer and said softly, ‘It’s not over, sir, is it?’
‘For the time being, Miss Maxwell, yes. But no, I’m sorry, it’s not over.
THE END
Published by Accent Press Ltd 2013
ISBN 9781783751778
Copyright © Jodi Taylor 2013
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