“Well… judging by the color of his skin, I’d have to say the father was either Jamal or Chuck.”
“The father is either Chuck or Jamal,” Leyster said, hand over the receiver.
“I’m a father?” Jamal said.
‘’Maybe a father,“ Leyster said.
“You’re half a father,” Daljit elaborated.
“I’m a fath!” Jamal said. “I’m a ther!”
He danced a clumsy little jig that made Daljit snap, “Watch the damn splint!” Tamara seized him, and kissed him deeply.
Leyster found that, for all he was happy for his friend, he felt a pang of jealousy as well. That could have been his son. The thought of what might have been stirred complex emotions within him.
* * *
The next morning, they cast off and headed downriver again. It was another beautiful day. Leyster felt alert and invigorated, and he had the paper pretty much whipped into shape by lunchtime.
Last of all, he composed the abstract:
Field observations reveal that major dinosaur groups in the late Maastrichtian communicated both intra– and interspecifically via infrasound. Communications between species are of particular note since they suggest cybernetic feedback loops operating within and helping to shape the ecosystem. Domestication and “ranching” behavior were observed. The advantages of this cooperative behavior to the predators are self-evident. Benefits to the prey species, though less obvious, are postulated to be equally compelling. It was a complex system working to the maximum benefit of all.
“I’m done,” he said.
Jamal applauded. “Well, let’s hear it!”
“No, I should give the first full reading to everyone. That’s only fair.”
Groans.
“You told us what you had yesterday,” Daljit pointed out.
“Yes, but yesterday we were nowhere near our destination. Today we’re—how far is it we have yet to go?”
The mapping satellite was low in the sky, but they were just able to get a location from it. Daljit and Jamal huddled briefly over the maps, argued, then concluded that they’d reach the confluence of the Eden and Styx rivers sometime in early afternoon.
“Well, that settles it. With any kind of luck, we should be home by nightfall. We can have the inquisition then, with everybody present.” Leyster stood. “My turn at the sweep, I think.
Within the hour, the bioregion along the river was looking familiar. The land opened up. The towering forests retreated to the far distance, and the rich soil was overgrown with shrubs, ferns, and cycads, dotted with the occasional copse of hardwoods.
They were back in the farmlands.
It was this very familiarity, perhaps, which made them overly confident. Leyster was holding the raft steady in the gentle currents of the Eden, staring alertly ahead for shallow water, when Daljit said, “Uh-oh.”
They had seen the triceratopses from a distance, studding the landscape like huge, placid cattle. It was only when they got close that the number of them registered, and they were able to see how restless the creatures were.
They were getting ready to ford the river.
Crossing water was not something that triceratopses did happily or often. They were afraid of the stuff, so they milled about, advancing and veering away, feinting at the river and then retreating from it, until they’d worked themselves up into such a frenzy of hysteria that they plunged into the river in a torrent of flesh, smashing anything unfortunate enough to be in their way.
Such as the raft.
“Maybe we’ll slip past them,” Jamal suggested quietly. Daljit put her hand over his mouth. When the brutes were in this state, they were easy to spook.
Silently the raft floated down past the herds. The river was straight here, and the current steady. It took the lightest of touches on the sweep to keep the raft on course.
It would have been bucolic, if it hadn’t been for the terror they all shared.
Ten minutes passed. Twenty. At last they could see the end of the herds. They were almost out of danger now.
There was a noise behind them.
Daljit sucked in her breath.
Turning, Leyster saw a white spume of water, as the first stream of triceratopses plunged into the river. Galvanized, the body of the herd streamed up the bank to follow. Below them, a second stream of bodies entered the river. A third.
At the very end of the herds, just parallel with the raft, a fourth stream of triceratopses hit the water.
“Oh, fuck,” Tamara said.
Briefly, there were horned dinosaurs all about them. Their massive bodies churned the water, rocking the raft. One of the brutes bumped against one side, making them all stagger. A second barely missed them on the left, brushing gently against the logs as it swam by. Then, because it was just the tag end of the herd and thus the smallest of the streams—two dozen, possibly three, of the beasts—it was over.
Except for one final triceratops.
The very last of the herd was too confused to veer away from them. It plunged straight ahead of itself, smashing into the raft and lifting one side up into the air.
The raft leaned, hesitated, and flipped over.
Everything was in flight. With what seemed to be excruciating slowness, Leyster saw their baskets and knapsacks, axes and smoked meat, tents, blankets, and cooking gear, all raining down into the water. Daljit had scrambled across the moving deck and launched herself into the river with a fast, flat dive. Tamara followed less surely, with her spear in one hand and a backpack in the other. Jamal went over in a tangle of limbs. Leyster saw him look astonished as his head struck the edge of the raft. He disappeared into the water.
“Jamal!” Leyster heard himself scream, and then he was in the water too.
Choking, he fought his way to the surface. There were logs everywhere, moving as if alive. Triceratopses splashed and surged, churning up the mud, and he discovered when his feet touched the bottom that the water was only chest-deep.
Jamal was nowhere to be seen.
He took a deep breath and plunged beneath the water again. He swam with his arms outstretched in the direction he thought he had last seen Jamal.
He kept his eyes open, but he saw nothing.
The water moved by slowly, and more slowly, and stopped. He burst through the surface again, gasping for air. His lungs burned and his chest ached. The river stretched to infinity to either side of him.
It was hopeless. There was not a chance in hell of finding Jamal in all this water.
One more time, he thought bleakly. One more dive, and I’ll know for sure he’s not going to be found.
He dove.
The brown water swam past him, as before. Then, abruptly, there was a darkness at its heart. His arms touched something soft, and at that same instant his face collided with Jamal’s body.
Jamal wasn’t moving.
He put his arms around the man’s chest and strove for the surface. Almost instantly, his feet touched bottom and his head was in the air.
Suddenly, miraculously, the body in his arms shuddered.
Water exploded from Jamal’s mouth, and he gasped for air. He began to struggle. Leyster found himself in danger of being fought down beneath the surface.
“You’re okay!” he shouted. “You’re fine! Just let me walk you to shore!”
Jamal twisted in his arms. “I’m what?”
“You’re okay!”
Jamal stopped moving. Then, with enormous effort, he said, “You’ve got one hell of a strange idea of okay.”
* * *
Laughing and gasping, they stumbled to the shore. Daljit appeared under Jamal’s other arm, and together they carried him in.
“I’m fine!” Jamal protested weakly. “I’m fine, really.”
Tamara appeared, carrying a wet pack. “I managed to save one.” She held up the pack, looking embarrassed and wild. “But the others are lost. I’m sorry.”
Leyster thought of all that had gone down to the botto
m of the river: the two cell phones, both axes, all their shoes. So much of it was irreplaceable. But he couldn’t manage to feel the loss.
He still had one arm around Jamal’s shoulders. Now he lifted the other and Tamara, dropping the pack, slipped under it. They all four of them gathered together in one hug, then, teary and unashamedly sentimental. “We got off easy,” Leyster said. “We got off easy.”
So they had. He knew in that instant that he would have given every axe they had to keep Jamal alive.
And in that same instant, he mentally added to the abstract:
It is possible that by its very success, this cooperative behavior contributed to the extinction of the non-avian dinosaurs at the K-T boundary.
19. Lazarus Taxon
Carnival Station: Mesozoic era. Jurassic period. Dogger epoch. Aalenian age. 177 My B.C.E.
The Old Man sat in a dark room, alone.
The world outside was arguably the most interesting time in all the Mesozoic, an age when dinosaurs were challenged from a surprising direction, almost lost their place in the ecosystem, and then successfully fought their way back to dominance again. He did not give it a thought. All his attention was focused on the visions he called up, one after another, in the air before him. He had been given tools that were inexplicable in their effects. The one he was using now enabled him to eavesdrop on select events that were, to him, of particular interest. It was like owning God’s own television set. So far as he knew, he was the only human being who had one.
Half a billion years in his future, Griffin and company were finally about to meet their sponsors. They stepped through a gate and onto the same grassy sward where they had first set foot in the Epimethean.
He leaned forward, and all his surroundings vanished as his identity dissolved into theirs.
* * *
Jimmy’s “climbing trees” were further from the gates than any of the party had thought. The tangle was as tall as a cathedral, and as complexly buttressed. The closer they got, the more elaborately structured it appeared, and the less like anything they had ever seen before.
The Unchanging led the company into the shelter of the trees. They walked down twisty pathways into ever-deepening shadows. There were rustling noises and furtive movements all about them. A great many living things dwelled here.
“I can’t decide if this is natural or artificial,” Molly Gerhard said, gesturing toward a splay of branches that spiraled up one trunk like a staircase. Water dripped down from above to fill a basin that grew out from another trunk, level with her chin. A drinking fountain for very tall children? “Or whether that’s even a valid distinction here.”
“What’s that smell?” Jimmy asked.
The tree was permeated with a sweet and sick-ish stench, reminiscent of theropod hatchlings before they’ve lost their down, of maple syrup on sweaty flesh, of zoo cages never perfectly cleaned. It was an uneasy-making smell.
Something dropped from an opening above, and stood before them for the briefest of moments.
It was humanoid only by the most generous reading of the term: bipedal, upright, with two arms, a trunk, and a head, all in the right places. But the arms folded oddly, the trunk canted forward, the legs were too short, and the head was beaked.
It favored them with an outraged stare, stamped its spurred feet, and screeched. Then it was gone.
“Dear God!” Molly Gerhard gasped.
“What the fuck was that?”
“Avihomo sapiens,” Salley said. “The second intelligent species ever to arise on this planet. Gertrude calls them Bird Men.”
“Birds,” Griffin said flatly. “They’re descended from birds?”
“Yes. I’m afraid we mammals have been relegated to the evolutionary fringes once again.”
The Unchanging gestured toward an arched cleft. “This way,” it said.
They stepped through and the tree opened up. Branches intertwined overhead to create a high ceiling. Soft globes of light floated among them, gently illuminating the space below. At the center of the room was a table. Behind it, their hosts stood waiting.
* * *
There were three Bird Men, ungainly and proud. The least of them was half again as tall as the humans. They were covered with fine black feathers that rose to a spiky crest at the backs of their commodious skulls. Their beaks were white as sun-bleached bone. Their eyes were stark red.
Their arms, scrawny and oddly jointed, were much like those of mantises but with the long hands bent downward. They were nothing like wings; their kind had clearly lost the ability to fly long ages ago. It seemed to more than one of the party a sacrifice much greater than that made by their own ancestral hominids when they descended from the trees.
One of the Bird Men shook its head rapidly, then made a low, chuckling noise.
“I will translate,” the Unchanging said.
The Bird Men’s faces were unreadable; they displayed no visible sign of emotion save for the fast sudden movements of their heads. The one which had spoken before made a brief warbling sound.
“He says: We know why you are here. We know what you want.”
Griffin cleared his throat. “Well?”
“He says: No.”
“No?” Griffin said. “What do you mean, no?”
There was a prolonged exchange between the Unchanging and its masters. Then it said, “He says: No means no. No. You cannot have what you came here for.”
Griffin sucked in his cheeks, thinking. Then he said, “Perhaps we’re getting a little ahead of ourselves. Let’s start at the beginning, shall we?”
* * *
The Old Man leaned back in his chair with a wry smile of appreciation. This was an elementary tactic of bureaucratic infighting: When somebody won’t give you what you want, pretend you think he simply doesn’t understand what you’re asking for, go back to the beginning of your argument, and go over every aspect of your case again in excruciating detail. Then repeat. It was trial by boredom: Sooner or later, somebody would give in.
He had spent many hundreds of hours of his life locked in exactly such combat with a counterpart from DOD or GAO, slamming heads together like two bull pachycephalosaurs.
It wouldn’t work this time, though. The Bird Men were simply too far divergent from the human genome. They were immune to primate psychology. They didn’t even understand how it worked.
He delicately slid the time forward an hour, and leaned back into the narrative.
* * *
“He says: That is what we did. It can be traced in time as a four-dimensional spiral. Was there an alternative? No. We could have done otherwise, but we decided not to.”
“What,” Salley said, “the fuck does that mean?”
Griffin made a hushing gesture. “Can you clarify?”
One of the Bird Men, the tallest, slammed a hand down on the table with emphatic violence.
“She says: Why are we discussing this when otherwise, we are not discussing this?”
The humans exchanged glances. “Perhaps,” Griffin said, “you are suggesting that there is no such thing as free will?”
The Bird Men clustered, heads darting so emphatically that it seemed miraculous that none of them was stabbed by their slashing beaks.
“They say: It is free, yes. But is it will?”
That small part of the Old Man that remained himself while he was immersed in the experience, felt an old and familiar exasperation. If a lion could talk, Wittgenstein said, we couldn’t understand it. It was true. He had dealt with the Bird Men countless times, and their thoughts were not like human thoughts. They did not translate well. Perhaps they could not be translated at all.
The Unchanging were merely obstinate and maddeningly unimaginative. The Bird Men processed information in a manner completely alien to human thought. Only rarely was there true understanding between the two species.
There was a knock on the door. Jimmy stuck his head in. “Sir?”
He withdrew from the experience. “Wha
t is it?”
“You asked me to tell you when we had Robo Boy’s confession.”
“Well, it hardly matters now. Did he name his superiors?”
“Oh, yes. He sang like a canary, sir. He sang like Enrico fucking Caruso. We’ve been in contact with the FBI. They say it won’t be any trouble getting the warrants.”
“That’s something, I suppose.” He waved Jimmy out of the room and slid the time forward another hour.
* * *
The humans were sitting on chairs now. They had finally thought to ask for them. All of them but Griffin looked annoyed and resentful. Only he had enough experience hiding both anger and humiliation to hold himself with aplomb.
“Explain your project to us.”
Here at last was the core question. The Old Man leaned out of the conversation. What followed was necessary for their understanding. But it was old news to him, and he didn’t care to hear it again.
The Bird Men had given time travel to humanity for one reason: in order to study human beings. The gift enabled them to place the Unchanging, a tool designed to be minimally disruptive, in close proximity to humans, so that it could observe and record their behavior.
But there was a second reason for the gift as well.
The Bird Men wanted to study humans engaged in typical human activity. Their curiosity was broad-ranging, but by logging the comings and goings of the Unchanging, the Old Man had been able to determine that the two activities they considered quintessentially human were bureaucracy and scientific investigation.
Of the two, they were significantly more interested in science. So they had created a controlled situation in which humans might engage in it. They had given them the Mesozoic.
This pleased him almost as much as it had pleased him, as a child, to learn that dolphins genuinely liked people. Human beings could be real jerks. It was encouraging that another species deemed them worth liking. It was reassuring that somebody with nothing at stake believed that finding things out was central to the human enterprise.
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