Pining Away (Darwin Award)
plutonium
poison, self-administered
priest
Prop-er Send-off (Darwin Award)
propane
Pulling a Boner! (Darwin Award)
Pushmi-Pullyu (Darwin Award)
radiation
rafting
rape, bestial
rectum, and alcohol
Red Hot Chili Peppers (At Risk Survivor)
Remember the Hindenburg (At Risk Survivor)
Revenge of Mother Love (At Risk Survivor)
river
RoboCop (At Risk Survivor)
Rock Out (Darwin Award)
rocket
Rolling Stones (Darwin Award)
Roping a Deer (At Risk Survivor)
Roundabout Rocket (At Risk Survivor)
Salty Tale (At Risk Survivor)
school
Score One for Goliath (Darwin Award)
sex, bestial
sex, rooftop
Shark Kiss (At Risk Survivor)
Shattered Ego (At Risk Survivor)
shooting range
Shopping Cart Crash (Darwin Award)
Silage Spreader (Darwin Award)
skiing
sledgehammer, improper use of
Slippery Slope (At Risk Survivor)
Slippery When Wet (Darwin Award)
Slow Burn (Darwin Award)
Snake in the Grass (At Risk Survivor)
snake, adder
snake, rattlesnake
snow
snowmobile
sodium
Spirit Is Willing, The (At Risk Survivor)
Splitting Headache (At Risk Survivor)
Star Wars (At Risk Survivor)
sterile, by crotch impact
sterile, from fishing
sterile, gunshot
Stop, Look, Listen (Darwin Award)
Storm-Water Surfer (At Risk Survivor)
Stubbed Out (Darwin Award)
students
Sudden Stop (Darwin Award)
Support Group (Darwin Award)
surfing
Tales from the Finnish Forest (At Risk Survivor)
Taser Test (At Risk Survivor)
teacher
That Was Your Brain on Drugs (Science Interlude)
The Alchemist (Darwin Award)
The Enema Within (Darwin Award)
The Flaming Shot (At Risk Survivor)
The Great Dying (Science Interlude)
The Humanity (Science Interlude)
The Turn of the Screw (At Risk Survivor)
Thou Shalt Not Steel (Darwin Award)
tiger, Bengal
Timing Is Everything (Darwin Award)
tire
train
trash compactor
travel, danger of
tree
tree, palm
tree, pine
tuberculosis, military
TV
TV cable
Unfinished Project (At Risk Survivor)
uvula
vacuum cleaner
vehicle
vehicle, as a winch
vehicle, borrowed
vehicle, hurdling
vehicle, motorcycle
vehicle, pickup truck
vehicle, ship
vehicle, snowmobile
vehicle, stolen
vehicle, tractor
vehicle, truck
vehicle, VW
videotape evidence
Wascally Wabbit (Darwin Award)
water
water, drain
water, harbor
water, Ketting Bay
water, ocean
water, rain
water, river
Weight Lift (Darwin Award)
Welder
Whac-A-Mole (Darwin Award)
Whitewater Floaters (At Risk Survivor)
woman
women, impressing
Wonders of Mosquito Spit (Science Interlude)
wood chipper
Your Brain on Drugs (Science Interlude)
Zap! (Darwin Award)
* Petrogenesis is the branch of science that deals with the origin and formation of rocks, especially igneous rock.
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