by Val McDermid
“Who knows? She didn’t show.”
“You mean she cancelled?” Fiona’s incredulity was obvious. The notion of publicity-hungry Georgia Lester missing the chance of delivering a lecture at the British Film Institute was almost beyond belief.
“No. I mean she didn’t show. No message, no word to the BFI or to her publicist. No answer from her home phone or her mobile, according to said publicist.” Kit drew the cork and poured the wine.
“So what happened?”
“Nothing much. The audience hung around like lemons for about half an hour then the guy who was supposed to be introducing her got up and said that Ms Lester was indisposed and they could obtain a refund from the box office. We all went for a quick drink then I came home.”
“So, a mystery, then,” Fiona said lightly. “What’s the theory, Sherlock?”
“The drinking team ended up with two schools of thought.” Kit settled into a chair and prepared for narrative. “The charitable one goes like this. Georgia has a cottage down in Dorset where she goes allegedly to write, but in reality, I happen to know, to shag senseless the latest Italian waiter she’s got her claws into. Well away from Anthony, the boring but doting husband, right? So, there she is, having her wicked way with Super Mario, she loses track of the time and ends up leaving at the last minute, only to run out of petrol miles from anywhere. And the battery on her phone has died.”
“That’s the charitable version?”
“Come on, Fiona, you know Georgia. Most people who only see the public face find it hard to say much about her that doesn’t involve a certain degree of bitching.”
“I can’t wait for the uncharitable alternative,” Fiona murmured.
“That goes like this. After Drew’s murder, Georgia was bleating that she wanted Carnegie House to provide her with bodyguards. She took the line that she was a high-profile Queen of Crime who needed protection from the nutters out there, and that was the duty of her publisher. Of course, several of my colleagues thought it was just a way of getting Carnegie to pimp for her…”
“Oh, cruel.”
“But possibly true. Anyway, as you know, she was threatening that she wasn’t going to tour with the new book if they didn’t give her some protection with a bit more muscle than a publicist and a sales rep. And of course, this lecture was technically the first event of the tour. So several of my colleagues reckon that Georgia decided to do a no-show to put the frighteners on her publishers. After all, it’s not like the BFI is a bookshop. Not turning up there would hit the headlines without costing her too many sales,” he added cynically.
“The intention being that tomorrow morning her publishers will be calling her with promises of a pair of thugs to escort her round the book shops of Britain?” Fiona asked, trying not to sound as bemused as she felt.
“Yup. She’ll be ringing them up doing the pitiful, “Poor little me, I was so terrified that when it came to it, all I wanted to do was run away and hide.” Not to mention how heartbroken she is to have let down her legion of devoted fans. So, if Carnegie House really value their top-selling crime author, they will of course be laying on a bulletproof limo and a team of minders for her…”
“Which in turn will generate even more publicity.”
“A point which everyone is sure never crossed Georgia’s mind,” Kit said with affectionate sarcasm.
“That really is the most disgustingly cynical analysis I have heard in a very long time. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.”
Kit gave a grim smile. “A fiver hopes they’re right. Because what they don’t know is that Georgia’s had a death threat. And that Georgia really did think she might be on a killer’s hit list.”
“You didn’t tell them?”
“What would have been the point? Someone would have blabbed. When I started asking around to see who else had had letters, I was careful not to mention Georgia by name. With her name in the frame, somebody would have sold the story to one of the newspaper diary columns. So everybody was being very entertaining at Georgia’s expense this evening.”
“And you? Knowing what you know, what do you think?”
Kit ran his hands over his face and his scalp. “There are far worse things that could have happened to Georgia. I just hope everybody’s right. That she’s at the wind-up. Because if she’s not, then I think it’s about time I started to get seriously scared.”
TWENTY-SEVEN
What did I tell you?” Kit demanded, brandishing the Guardian under Fiona’s nose at breakfast two days later. “If it says it in The Loafer, it must be true.” He pointed to the item in the literary gossip column and read: The word on the mean streets is that crime writer Georgia Lester has gone to ground in fear of her life. Bestseller Lester failed to turn up for a prestigious lecture at the British Film Institute on contemporary noir films-of-books and has not been heard from since. Lester has apparently fallen out with publishers Carnegie House over their failure to provide her with minders on her upcoming book tour to promote her latest psychological thriller, Terminal Identity. Her demand followed hot on the heels of the shocking murder of Edinburgh-based wunderkind Drew Shand last month, which police believe may be stalker-related, and the equally bizarre murder of American recluse Jane Elias near her Irish estate, a supposed gangland killing connected to her lover, an undercover drugs cop. Now open season has apparently been declared on crime writers, a friend claimed that Lester was outraged by what she saw as a lack of concern for her welfare and reportedly said she’d make Carnegie pay for it. Whether in pain or in cash wasn’t clear. That Lester, noted for her willingness to accommodate the media, has turned her back on a major platform to express her views will surely have sent a strong message to her publishers that she isn’t going to be fobbed off, however paranoid her demands.
“Well, that’s what the world’s saying. So maybe I should stop worrying?”
Fiona shook her head. “I don’t think so. Not until you hear it from Georgia herself. What’s in The Loafer was probably leaked by one of your drinking cronies from the other night.” She was more worried than she was willing to acknowledge, however, so she searched for something more reassuring. All she could come up with was the line she’d been using ever since she’d seen Georgia’s death threat. “Whatever is going on, I don’t think the person who wrote your letter is responsible. Of course, it makes sense to be cautious. But I don’t think you should be living in fear.”
Kit grumbled indistinctly through a mouthful of Weetabix. The silence that followed was broken only by the sounds of breakfast being consumed and the turning of pages as they both read their sections of the paper.
Suddenly, Fiona rallied. This was far better reassurance than any platitude she could come out with. “Now, that is what I call much more interesting than the spreading of unsubstantiated rumour,” Fiona said, folding the news section over and passing it to Kit. Suspect held in Elias murder A man has been arrested in connection with the brutal murder of American thriller writer Jane Elias, the Garda Siochana in County Wicklow have confirmed. The suspect is John Patrick Regan, a 35-year-old house builder from Kildenny, a small town fifteen miles from Ms Elias’s estate on the shores of Lough Killargan. Ms Elias was found dead on a country road ten days ago. She was last seen by security guards at her estate leaving her private dock in a yacht twelve hours earlier. Regan is believed to be a cousin and business associate of Thomas Donaghy, who is currently awaiting trial on charges of heroin smuggling. He was arrested during a major operation by the Garda last year, which was the result of an undercover sting operation and led to the confiscation of heroin with a street value of 1.2m. Pierce Finnegan, the Garda officer responsible for the operation, is believed to have been Jane Elias’s lover and there was speculation last night that her murder was intended to discourage Finnegan from giving evidence when the case against Donaghy and his co-accused comes to court next month. A Garda spokesman said, “We have a suspect in custody who is being questioned about the death of Jane Elias
. At this moment, no charges have been laid.” Jane Ellas’s death shocked the quiet Irish community where the reclusive writer was highly respected. Cont. p3
Kit scanned the newsprint quickly then looked up at Fiona with a half-smile. “I suppose that counts as good news,” he said.
“As good as it gets in a murder inquiry, I think.”
He shook his head, his mouth pursing in bitterness. “What a stupid bloody reason to die, though. I mean, to be killed not for anything you are or anything you’ve done. To be murdered because of the person you love.”
“It happens all the time when you think about it,” Fiona said. “Women murdered by ex-husbands who can’t accept they’ve chosen someone else to be with. People murdered because the person they sleep with is the wrong religion or the wrong colour. Or the wrong gender.”
“No, that’s different. There, you’ve got an element of choice. At some level it’s a conscious decision, you know what you’re getting into. But you can’t know when you get involved with someone in law enforcement that it’s going to rebound on you like that.”
Fiona shook her head. “It is the same thing. It’s all very well, you saying there’s an element of choice in the examples I cited. But you know it’s not entirely true. If we lived in Northern Ireland and I was a Protestant vicar and you were a high-ranking Republican, could you have walked away from loving me because it might cost either of us our lives?”
Kit glared at her across the table. “Don’t be bloody silly. Of course I couldn’t have.”
“Well, then. I don’t suppose Jane Elias was blind to the potential risks of loving Pierce Finnegan. She was far too smart for that. And I’d guess that she accepted the risk because taking a chance on being with him was infinitely preferable to playing safe and doing without him. Just as it must have crossed your mind that living with a woman who has helped the police to put away serial offenders has its attendant risks,” Fiona added, softening her voice to take the challenge out of her words.
“I won’t pretend I haven’t had my moments. Thing is, Fiona, I never once thought that your job might put me on the line. It’s always been you I’ve been worried for. I suppose I was projecting what I feel on to Jane. I reckon she must have had her sleepless nights over Pierce, but maybe, like me, she never thought she’d be the one catching the rebound.” He spread his hands wide, smiling at her.
Fiona reached across the table for his hand. He met her halfway. “I love you, you know,” she said.
“By heck, that’s a bit soft for the breakfast table,” he teased.
“Oh please, don’t come the hard man of British noir with me,” Fiona protested. “You’re forgetting, I know the truth.”
“You could ruin my reputation with a word,” he said ruefully.
“So make a fresh pot of tea and my lips will remain sealed.” She retrieved the paper and shook it out. “There is one very good thing about this arrest.”
“What’s that?”
“It means there’s no connection between the murder of Jane Elias and the murder of Drew Shand. So we can all stop worrying about a serial killer stalking the world’s best thriller writers,” Fiona pointed out.
The water rushed noisily into the kettle, drowning Kit’s muttered reply.
“What?” Fiona asked.
Kit turned to face her. “I said, always supposing the Irish cops have got it right.”
Fiona shook her head, laughing. “What is it with you? You want to feel like your life’s under threat? You getting into method writing?”
This time, there was no deprecating smile. “No. I don’t want to live my life looking over my shoulder. But you have to admit, it wouldn’t be the first time the cops have arrested the wrong person.”
“But there’s no reason to suppose they have in this case.”
Kit shrugged. “There’s no reason to suppose they haven’t.”
Fiona frowned. “It’s not like you to be the pessimist in this kitchen.”
“I’d call it realism, not pessimism.” Kit’s tone indicated he wouldn’t readily be persuaded otherwise.
Fiona pushed back her chair. “Fine,” she said calmly. “Leave it with me.” Jane Elias Arrest Latest Breaking News You can always rely on the cops for the obvious line of inquiry. And so John Patrick Regan is behind bars tonight, accused of a crime that has shocked the bestseller buyers of Middle America. Readers of this site will remember we broke exclusively the identity of Elias’s long-term lover, Garda Siochana undercover cop Pierce Finnegan. And since law enforcement officers scan this site as avidly as our most devoted fans, they decided they’d better make a trawl through Finnegan’s recent cases. And bingo! They hit on Tommy Donaghy and his team of major-league drug runners. Donaghy and three of his lieutenants are currently awaiting trial on charges of heroin smuggling, thanks in no small part to Finnegan’s talents at mounting an undercover sting. Although Donaghy is based north of Dublin, the Garda did a trawl of his known associates and came up with his cousin, John Regan, who lives a mere fifteen miles from Elias’s estate in the Wicklow Hills. And, by strange coincidence, Regan’s building firm did some of the restoration work on the Georgian mansion where Elias lived. Regan is a small-time jobbing builder, divorced with two kids, who lives in the sleepy Irish town of Kildenny. He also owns a motor launch and on the afternoon Elias disappeared, he was out fishing. All on his own some So he’s a man with means, motive and opportunity and not an alibi in sight. Looks good to the Garda, especially since they have no other leads to speak of. It’s unfortunate for them that Regan has no criminal record. Word is that so far forensics have come up blank, but they’re still looking. Expect charges before bedtime. Or sooner, if Regan decides to confess. Which, given the shoot-themselves-in-the-foot tendencies of the Irish, is probably pretty much a given. Let’s just hope for John Regan’s sake that Pierce Finnegan isn’t in charge of the interrogation.
REMEMBER YOU READ IT FIRST ON MURDER BEHIND THE HEADLINES
Fiona stood up and waited impatiently for the printer to finish. She grabbed the sheet of paper from the tray and ran down the three flights of stairs to Kit’s office. She knew he’d abandoned the kitchen for the womb of his desk; Classic FM on the radio had given way to Gomez cheerfully singing that there weren’t enough hours in a day. She knew the feeling.
Kit was staring gloomily at the screen, reading through the last pages he’d written. Fiona dropped the paper on the keyboard in front of him. He ran a hand over his smooth scalp as he read, massaging the soft skin into ridges and furrows. “Sounds a bit flip to me,” he said dubiously.
“That’s just the tone they use. Believe me, if there were good reasons for thinking this arrest isn’t kosher, they’d be shouting it from the rooftops, not dropping vague hints. I’ve told you; they pride themselves on getting the stuff that nobody else knows or is willing to publish. And like most of us, they like to cover their backs just in case they’ve got it wrong. Trust me, I’m a doctor…” Fiona leaned over and kissed the tender skin where earlobe joined jawline.
Kit swivelled in his chair and pulled her into his arms. Now, there was nothing half-hearted about his smile. “Thank you,” he said. “You’ve put my mind at rest.”
“Good. Does that mean we get to go out and play like normal people do on a Saturday?”
“You want to be normal? What’s brought that on?”
“I thought we could maybe give it a whirl, see what we’ve been missing all these years?”
“All right. Just this once. But only if we get to come home and be seriously abnormal later.”
“I’ll hold you to that.”
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Unbelievable. They’ve arrested somebody for Jane Elias’s murder. According to what I read, Ellas was sleeping with an Irish cop who went undercover to put away some serious drug dealers last year. And they reckon thi
s was a revenge killing. Well, they’re right about that, at least! They’re mad, those Paddles. Gangland executioners don’t go to such elaborate lengths to take somebody out, but I suppose the upside Is that It means my targets won’t be on their guard. I was beginning to worry that I might not be able to con Kit Martin If he was on the look-out for somebody after him. Mind you, I’d expected Georgia Lester to be a bit more cautious. I’d Interfered with her fuel line so her car would break down, and I was right behind, all ready to be the knight of the road. She was standing by the side of her Jag looking helpless when I pulled up behind her. I offered to have a look at It, but she said she was going to call the AA. I whacked her when she bent down to get her mobile. Then I dragged her into the back seat. It took me about five minutes to get her back to her cottage. It’s got an outhouse down the bottom of the garden, which I’d settled on. I left her tied up and gagged there while I dumped the Jag. By the time I got back it was well dark. All the better, really. It’s the only one I’ve done that’s given me nightmares. I dream I’m suffocating under a mountain of meat and I can’t get free. And then I see her eyes. She’d come round by the time I got back. Her eyes were popping out of her head, like a horse when it gets frightened. I could see the whites all round the irises. It nearly freaked me out. I had to hit her again, which I didn’t want to do. But I couldn’t face strangling her while she was still conscious. I really don’t like the killing. I like the way I feel afterwards, that sense of power that floods through me when I think how well I’m getting my own back. I wish there was an easier way of doing it. But I’ve got to stick to the plan. I wonder how long it will take them to work it out this time?
TWENTY-EIGHT
Joanne Gibb remembered a doctor friend once talking about the abbreviations the medical profession scribble on notes. Not the ones about blood pressure and pulse rate the ones like FLK for ‘Funny Looking Kid.’ What came to mind that Monday morning was NFRH—‘Normal For Round Here.’ Working serious cases in CID produced similar effects in every dedicated officer. Pale skin, hair that was lank within an hour of showering, black smudges under the eyes, frown lines across the forehead and around the mouth, shoulders held unnaturally stiff. Yup, definitely NFRH. She scowled at herself in the mirror of the women’s toilet. It was cosmetic surgery she needed, not cosmetics.