by Dean Koontz
Tommy remained still. Silent.
The demon sniffed him, not as a snorting pig might revel in the delicious stink of its slops, but as a master viniculturist with an exquisitely sensitive nose might seek to isolate and identify each of the many delicate aromas rising from a glassful of fine Bordeaux.
Hissing, the beast turned to sniff Del, lingering more briefly than it had with Tommy.
Then Mrs. Dai.
Then Mother Phan.
When the creature bent down to sniff Scootie, the Labrador returned the compliment.
Apparently puzzled by finding the scent of the sorceress on all of them, the demon circled the group, grumbling, mumbling to itself in some strange language.
As one, without having to discuss it, Tommy and the three women and the dog shuffled in a circle to keep their blood-smeared faces toward the Samaritan-thing as it prowled for prey.
When they had shuffled all the way around and were back where they had started, the creature focused on Tommy once more. It leaned closer, until their faces were only three inches apart, and it sniffed. Sniffed. Sniffed. With a disgusting squishy sound, the fat man’s nose broadened and darkened into a scaly reptilian snout with wide, pug nostrils. It breathed in slowly and deeply, held its breath, exhaled, breathed in even more slowly and deeply than before.
The serpent-eyed thing opened its mouth and shrieked at Tommy, but though his heart raced faster, Tommy neither flinched nor cried out.
At last the demon exhaled its pent-up inhalation, bathing Tommy’s face in a gale of foul breath that made him want to spew up the coffee and pastries that he had eaten during the stop at The Great Pile.
The beast shuffled to the bergère, where Tommy’s mother had been sitting, and knocked her purse to the floor. It settled down in the chair and folded its killing pincers in its lap—and after a moment they metamorphosed into the fat man’s hands once more.
Tommy was afraid that his mother would leave the group, pick up her purse, and smack the demon over the head with it. But with uncharacteristic timidity, she remained still and quiet, as Mrs. Dai had instructed.
The hulking Samaritan-thing smacked its lips. It sighed wearily.
The radiant green eyes changed into the ordinary brown eyes of the murdered Samaritan.
The demon looked at its wristwatch.
Ticktock.
Yawning, it blinked at the group standing before it.
The beast bent forward in the bergère, seized its right foot with both hands, and brought the foot to its face in a display of impossible double-jointedness. Its mouth cracked open from ear to ear, like the mouth of a crocodile, and it began to stuff its foot and then its heavy leg into its maw.
Tommy glanced at the windows.
Pale pink light spread like a dim blush on the face of the eastern sky.
As if it were not a solid creature but an elaborate origami sculpture, the demon continued to fold itself into itself, growing smaller and smaller still—until, with a shimmer that hid the how of the final transformation, it became only a rag doll once more, exactly as it had been when Tommy had found it on his doorstep, a limp-limbed figure of white cotton, with all the black stitches intact.
Pointing at the pink sky beyond the windows, Mrs. Dai said, “Going to be nice day.”
NINE
With paper towels and tap water, they had cleaned the blood off their foreheads.
The two Vietnamese women sat at the kitchen table.
After applying a healing poultice that the hairdresser-witch kept in the refrigerator, Mother Phan taped a gauze pad to Mrs. Dai’s bitten hand. “You sure not hurt?”
“Fine, fine,” said Quy Trang Dai. “Heal fast, no problem.”
The rag doll lay on the table.
Tommy couldn’t take his eyes off it. “What’s in the damn thing?”
“Now?” Mrs. Dai said. “Mostly just sand. Some river mud. Snake blood. Some other things better you not know.”
“I want to destroy it.”
“Can’t hurt you now. Anyway, taking apart is my job,” said Mrs. Dai. “Have to do according to rules or magic won’t be undone.”
“Then take it apart right now.”
“Have to wait till noon, sun high, night on other side of world, and then magic be undone.”
“That’s only logical,” Del said.
Getting up from the table, Mrs. Dai said, “Ready for tea now?”
“I want to see it dismembered, everything inside cast to the wind,” Tommy said.
“Can’t watch,” said Mrs. Dai as she took a teakettle from one of the cabinets. “Magic must be done by sorceress alone, no other eyes to see.”
“Who says?”
“Dead ancestors of River Xan set rules, not me.”
“Sit down, Tuong, stop worry, have tea,” said Mother Phan. “You make Mrs. Dai think you not trust her.”
Taking Tommy by the arm, Del said, “Could I see you a minute?”
She led him out of the kitchen into the dining room, and Scootie followed them.
Speaking in a whisper, she said, “Don’t drink the tea.”
“What?”
“Maybe there’s more than one way to make a stray son return to the fold.”
“What way?”
“A potion, a combination of exotic herbs, a pinch of river mud—who knows?” Del whispered.
Tommy looked back through the open door. In the kitchen, his mother was putting out cookies and slices of cake while Mrs. Dai brewed the tea.
“Maybe,” whispered Del, “Mrs. Dai was too enthusiastic about bringing you to your senses and back into the family. Maybe she started out with the drastic approach, the doll, when a nice cup of the right tea would have made more sense.”
In the kitchen, Mrs. Dai was putting cups and saucers on the table. The devil doll still lay there, watching the preparations with its cross-stitched eyes.
Tommy stepped into the kitchen and said, “Mom, I think we’d better go now.”
Looking up from the cake that she was slicing, Mother Phan said, “Have tea and nibble first, then go.”
“No, I want to go now.”
“Don’t be rude, Tuong. While we have tea and nibble, I call your father. By time we done, he stop by, take us home before he go work at bakery.”
“Del and I are leaving now,” he insisted.
“No car,” she reminded him. “This crazy woman’s car just trash in garage.”
“The Peterbilt’s parked out there at the curb. The engine’s still idling.”
Mother Phan frowned. “Truck stolen.”
“We’ll return it,” Tommy said.
“What about trash car in garage?” Mrs. Dai asked.
“Mummingford will send someone for it,” said Del.
“Who?”
“Tomorrow.”
Tommy and Del and Scootie went into the living room, where the glass from the broken window crunched and clinked underfoot.
Mrs. Dai and Mother Phan followed them.
As Tommy unlocked and opened the front door, his mother said, “When I see you again?”
“Soon,” he promised, following Del and Scootie onto the porch.
“Come to dinner tonight. We have com tay cam, your favorite.”
“That sounds good. Mmmmm, I can’t wait.”
Mrs. Dai and Mother Phan stepped onto the porch as well, and the hairdresser said, “Miss Payne, what day your birthday?”
“Christmas Eve.”
“Is true?”
Descending the porch steps, Del said, “October thirty-first.”
“Which true?” Mrs. Dai asked a little too eagerly.
“July fourth,” said Del. And to Tommy, sotto voce, she said, “They always need a birthday to cast the spell.”
Moving onto the front steps as Del reached the walkway, Mrs. Dai said, “You have beautiful hair, Miss Payne. I enjoy doing such beautiful hair.”
“So you can get a lock of it?” Del wondered as she continued to walk toward the Pet
erbilt.
“Mrs. Dai is wonderful genius hairdresser,” said Mother Phan. “She give you best look ever have.”
“I’ll call for an appointment,” Del promised as she went around the truck to the driver’s door.
Tommy opened the passenger door to the truck cab so the dog could spring inside.
His mother and Mrs. Dai stood side by side on the steps of the front porch, the one in black slacks and a white blouse, the other in her pink jogging suit. They waved.
Tommy waved back at them, climbed into the truck cab beside the dog, and pulled the door shut.
Del was already behind the wheel. She put the truck in gear.
When Tommy glanced at the house again, Mrs. Dai and his mother waved at him.
Again he returned the wave.
As Del drove away from the house, Tommy said miserably, “What am I going to do now? I love my mother, I really do, but I’m never going to be a baker or a doctor or any of the things she wants me to be, and I can’t spend the rest of my life afraid to drink tea or answer a doorbell.”
“It’ll be all right, tofu boy.”
“It’ll never be all right,” he disagreed.
“Don’t be negative. Negative thinking disturbs the fabric of the cosmos. A little bit of self-indulgent negativity might seem like an innocent pleasure, but it can cause a tornado in Kansas or a blizzard in Pennsylvania.”
Scootie licked Tommy’s face, and he didn’t resist. He knew he was genuinely desperate when he found himself taking comfort from the dog’s attentions.
“I know exactly what we need to do,” Del said.
“Oh, yeah? What?”
“You’ve known since we kissed on the carousel.”
“What a kiss.”
“So for starters, we need to fly to Vegas and get married—if you care to propose to me.”
Scootie looked at him expectantly.
Tommy was surprised to hear her offer, but he was not surprised to hear himself say, “Deliverance Payne, daughter of Ned and Julia Rosalyn Winona Lilith, will you marry me?”
“It’s going to take a lot more than a doll snake rat-quick little monster thing to stop me.”
“You have a beautiful smile,” he said.
“You too.”
Actually, he wasn’t smiling. He was grinning like a fool.
Tommy had expected to catch a commercial flight from John Wayne Airport to Las Vegas, but Del’s mother owned a LearJet, which was ready for use on fifteen minutes’ notice. Del was a qualified pilot.
“Besides,” she said as they walked the last block to the airport from the abandoned Peterbilt, “I think the sooner we tie the knot, the better—in regards to whatever Mrs. Dai may have in mind. Married, we geometrically increase our psychic resources. We have more power to resist.”
A few minutes later, as they boarded the private jet, Del said, “Anyway, I want to see if we can beat my mom’s record. She married Daddy nineteen hours after she met him.”
Studying his watch, calculating, Tommy said, “You served me dinner about…twelve hours ago.”
“We’ll make it. Are you tired, darling?”
“Damn if I don’t feel totally rested. And I didn’t have a wink of sleep all night.”
“You may never need it again,” she said. “It’s such a waste of time, sleeping.”
Tommy sat in the co-pilot’s seat, while Scootie lounged in the passenger compartment.
They flew east into the morning sun, where the sky was no longer pink but as blue as Deliverance Payne’s eyes.
Their suite at the Mirage Hotel was one of several spacious and lavishly appointed accommodations that were not rented to ordinary customers but were reserved to be provided free to high rollers who regularly gambled fortunes in the casino downstairs. Though neither Del nor Tommy intended to wager one dollar on the tables, the Payne name elicited a response no less generous and effusive than would have been accorded to an Arab prince bearing suitcases full of cash. Eighteen years after his death, Ned Payne remained a legendary poker player, and the hotel management’s affection for Del’s mother was evident in their numerous enquiries into the state of her health, her current activities, and the likelihood of her coming to visit sometime soon.
Even Scootie was greeted with huzzahs, petted and nuzzled and spoken to in baby talk. In addition to the enormous vases full of fresh flowers that lent their fragrance to each of the seven rooms in the suite, there were strategically placed silver-plated bowls full of dog biscuits.
A clothing store in the hotel shopping arcade sent up two salespeople and carts laden with garments. Within ninety minutes of their arrival, Tommy and Del had showered, shampooed, and selected their wedding outfits.
He wore black tassel loafers, black socks, charcoal-gray slacks, a blue blazer, a white shirt, and a blue-striped tie.
“You look very preppy,” Del said approvingly.
She wore white heels, a figure-flattering white silk dress with white lace at the neck and at the cuffs of the long sleeves, and two white orchids in her hair.
“You look like a bride,” he said.
“No veil, though.”
“Wouldn’t want to hide that face,” he said.
“You’re so sweet.”
Just as they were ready to leave the hotel for the chapel, the mayor of Las Vegas arrived with an envelope containing their license. He was a tall, distinguished-looking man with silver hair, attired in an expensive blue suit, wearing a five-carat diamond pinkie ring.
“You dear girl,” the mayor said, kissing Del on the forehead, “you are the most glamorous creature I’ve ever seen. How is Ingrid?”
“She’s splendid,” Del said.
“She doesn’t come to town often enough. Will you tell her that I pine for her?”
“She’ll be so pleased to know she’s remembered.”
“She’s more than remembered. She’s unforgettable.”
Del said, “Well, I’m spilling a secret here, but I’m sure you’ll have a chance to tell her yourself.”
The mayor embraced Tommy as if they were father and son. “This is a great day, a great day.”
“Thank you, sir.”
To Del, the mayor said, “Dear, you have arranged a limousine, I presume.”
“Yes, it’s waiting.”
“Then just delay here two minutes so I can pop downstairs and be sure the police escort is ready too.”
“You’re an absolute jewel,” Del said, kissing his cheek.
The mayor departed, and Tommy said, “Who’s Ingrid?”
Examining herself in the marble-lined foyer’s ornate mirror, Del said, “That’s what some people call my mother.”
“Of course. Will she be very upset that she wasn’t at the wedding?”
“Oh, she’s here,” Del said happily.
Still capable of surprise, Tommy said, “How?”
“I called her as soon as we arrived, before I showered, and she flew up in her other jet.”
On the way down in the elevator, Tommy said, “How could you possibly manage to arrange all this so quickly?”
“You took so long selecting your wardrobe,” she said, “that I had time to make a few calls.”
An enormous black stretch limousine waited in front of the hotel, in the shade of the portico. Mummingford stood beside it. He had flown up from Newport Beach with Ingrid.
“Miss Payne,” he said, “may I offer my best wishes for much happiness.”
“Thank you, Mummingford.”
“Mr. Phan,” said the butler, “I offer you my congratulations. You’re a fortunate young man.”
“Thank you, Mummingford. I think I’m more than fortunate. I’m blessed. And bewildered.”
“I myself,” said Mummingford, “have functioned in a state of perpetual bewilderment ever since coming to work for Mrs. Payne. Isn’t it delightful?”
The Chapel of Everlasting Bliss, one of Las Vegas’s more well appointed wedding mills, was bedecked with so many hundreds o
f red and white roses that Tommy feared an attack of hay fever. He stood by the altar railing, trying not to fidget, smiling stupidly because the place was full of people smiling at him.
Designed primarily to provide a suitable quasi-religious venue to impulsive out-of-state couples who arrived in Vegas either alone or with a few carloads of friends, the chapel seated only sixty people. Even given such short notice of the ceremony, friends of the Payne family filled the pews to capacity, and another thirty stood in the side aisles.
At Tommy’s right hand, Roland Ironwright, the magician, said, “Relax. Getting married is a snap. I did it myself eighteen hours ago in this very room.”
Accompanied by a nine-piece band, Frank sang, “I’ve Got the World on a String,” as only Frank had ever been able to sing it, while Mrs. Payne gave Del a final once-over in the vestibule at the back of the chapel.
Then the band struck up “Here Comes the Bride.”
Scootie entered from the vestibule, carrying a nosegay in his mouth, which he brought to Tommy.
Behind Scootie was Mai, Tommy’s sister, radiant as he had never seen her. She carried a white basket full of rose petals, which she sprinkled on the carpet as she advanced.
Del appeared, and everyone seated in the chapel rose to beam at her as she approached the altar.
Somehow Frank managed to ad-lib additional lyrics to “Here Comes the Bride,” adding lines like “she looks so groovy, like she stepped out of a movie,” without diminishing the beauty and solemnity of the piece. Indeed, if anything, his version enriched the old standard, and he sounded fifty years younger than he was, not like a crooner in the twilight of his life but like a young swinger in the days of the Dorsey Brothers and Duke Ellington.
When Tommy handed the nosegay to Del and took her arm to lead her to the altar, his heart swelled with love.
The minister was mercifully swift in the performance of his sacred duties, and precisely when it was needed, Roland Ironwright cut open a fresh orange and produced the wedding band from the heart of the fruit.
After the minister pronounced them man and wife at 11:34 in the morning, less than eighteen hours after they had first met, Tommy and Deliverance indulged in another kiss of earthshaking power, only the second they had ever shared, and the onlookers applauded joyously.