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by The Executor (v5)


  house. Assuming, of course, that I did my work. The concept of ownership is totally bizarre. I recognize that it’s fundamental to society and so forth, but when one examines it closely, it starts to look a lot like voodoo. Political philosophers have spilled a lot of ink trying to determine what makes a person’s things his. To cite one famous example: Locke writes that we acquire property when we mix our labor with it—by cultivating a piece of land, say. (Leading Robert Nozick to ask, three hundred years later, “If I own a can of tomato juice and spill it in the sea so that its molecules mingle evenly throughout the sea, do I thereby come to own the sea, or have I foolishly dissipated my tomato juice?”) Of all the explanations for what creates ownership—general consensus, political or physical might, a receipt, etc.—none seemed to address the present situation. The house, its contents, and all assets not otherwise specified had been thrust into my domain without my asking for them, paying for them, or giving my consent. Afraid of going inside, I set the bags down on the sidewalk and stood trying to bend my mind around the notion that this thing, so large, so Victorian, so goddamned quaint, was—would be—could be—mine. My house. An awkward phrase, an ill-fitting phrase, a suit five sizes too big. I tried again, out loud. “My house.” Oh, Eric would be angry, all right. But it wasn’t up to him. It was her choice. What she did, she did freely. For her sake, I had an obligation to her to get over myself. To refuse to try would be the height of disrespect. “My house.” Why did I feel so guilty, anyway? I knew why: because I had imagined this very outcome. I had driven myself mad imagining it. In its original incarnation, the fantasy entailed that I harm her, which thought gave rise to guilt. But I hadn’t actually harmed her. There is a world of difference between an omission and an action. It wasn’t logical, the way I’d been persecuting myself. Alma had lived for the relentless pursuit of truth, and the truth was that having bad dreams didn’t make me culpable for anything. What she did, she did freely. “My house.” Better. Easier. Still far from perfect, though, and so I said it again and again, cinching it up here, straightening it there, embroidering it with various inflections, making conversation with myself. “My house has shingles.” “My house has gables.” “My house is white.” “My house is a hundred years old.” Repetition soon turned the words familiar and then meaningless and then almost comical. “My house,” I said. “Mine.” Did the concept fit? Not yet. Not perfectly. Not remotely. But I could feel myself growing, and it shrinking. Look up there: there it was: my house.

  My house had a front yard and a porch and cement pavers and a weather-beaten trellis and a mailbox and the thingy that holds a flagpole, whatever it’s called, painted white to match. It was my house, and these were its components. How many times had Alma teased me for my aversion to life’s finer things? I dressed like a hobo, my greatest personal indulgence was scrambled eggs and toast at a diner, and with her last act she sought to change my mind. Did I not owe it to her to give it my best effort? It was puerile, was it not, to throw a tantrum. All around me, the country was falling apart, good hardworking people losing their homes left and right, and I had the audacity to say thanks but no thanks; I can’t take a house.

  What was wrong with me? It was a house, for God’s sake. A house. Mine. My house.

  And not just my house

  but everything inside, too. For the first time in my life, I owned stuff,

  lots of stuff. My

  house, its contents, and all assets not otherwise specified.

  Money. Antiques. Furniture. I was to be rich. A most suitable and pleasant companion,

  that’s what I had been. She wanted me to have it all. Could I disobey her? Of course not. I might feel guilty, yes, but I would feel guiltier about letting her down, and when I thought about it that way, it occurred to me that not only was Eric not entitled to anything, but I had an ethical obligation to keep her property, which is to say my property, out of his hands. She was wiser than I had ever given her credit for. This was her way of administering justice. This was her way of teaching him a lesson. She had seen him for what he was, a leech, and she would let him know. He had taken advantage of her in her lifetime, never realizing that by doing so he forfeited a far greater future bounty. Hence I was duty-bound

  to take hold of the place, to make it mine, and to shut him out. And in order to do that I had to stitch up any guilt, stash it someplace never to be looked at, be a man and accept what was mine, and thus it was with proud pounding heart and hot swimming head that I climbed up my stairs to my porch

  and unlocked my door

  and dropped my bags

  containing my documents in my entry hall

  and stood admiring as never before my living room

  and my mantel clock

  and my pale pink sofas.

  There were no ghosts here. Just my Carolina parakeets

  screeching, my seascape

  rolling. It didn’t take long to adjust to this, did it? No, it did not. My desire, conceived in agony months before, now quickened, contracted, came fully into the world, bawling for my undivided attention. Mine.

  Mine, I chanted to myself as I walked down my hallway

  to my room

  —they were all my rooms

  now—and grabbed a pen and a piece of paper, both mine,

  from my desk

  and began to write down everything I could see. My leaded window

  with my tiny hunting scene. My back porch. My wicker chairs. My

  yard with my grass, my quince

  dying its yearly death. My pillows

  and my blankets

  and my bed,

  not just a bed that I slept in that belonged to someone else but a bed actually mine.

  I wrote it all down and then I went on to my

  music room, where I enumerated my vases

  and my record player

  and my wooden music stand

  holding my copy of Sibelius’s

  Humoresque No. 6 in G Minor. Over the arm of my loveseat

  hung my large woolen blanket,

  and on the floor sat my violin

  and my record player

  and in my chickenwire cabinet my extensive collection of classical LPs.

  Linens and cedar hangers and mothballs and shower curtains and dishes and glasses and the fridge and the oven and I hadn’t even taken into account the library. Mine.

  And I walked the length and breadth of my kingdom, opening the shutters, letting in the forgotten sun, thinking about me before and me now and what had changed. Because I did not feel the same anymore. Does change happen all at once, at the cusp, or is it the sum of an infinite series of events, each individually tiny but, taken together, unstoppable? Who sets the billiard balls in motion? And I thought about her shape in the sheets, a shape that matched the rent in my heart. I thought of how I had wept for her, not having done so for anyone since my brother, and I had been good to her; she had called me a good boy; she had used my name. And if they were to be mine, truly mine, this house, its contents, and all assets not otherwise specified in the preceding paragraphs, then I could not be afraid of a room. There were no ghosts here. I asked myself what she would do and I knew the answer, and so I took a box of trash bags from underneath the kitchen sink—mine, both of them—and went upstairs to her bedroom, my bedroom.

  She didn’t live here anymore; I did. These were the facts. Accept them. I had her example to follow. So: no sentimentality: no self-indulgent beating of the breast: but truth,

  what we had always sought, the two of us together on our private journey. And what was the truth? The truth was that I could sleep in that big bed if I wanted. I could and I would. I would move in and make it mine. No longer stuck in the back of the house like a tenant. I flipped on the lights and lifted the blinds. The room reeked. But there were no ghosts here. I tore off the blanket, stripped the linens, piled them at the foot of the bed. Ocher stains had worked their way through to the mattress pad—more vomit? Blood? Urine? Mine,

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  to feel disgust at and to want to be rid of, mine to dispose of if I saw fit. There was dust everywhere. I stripped the pad as well. I emptied the closets and dumped out the chest of drawers: sweaters, skirts, socks, slacks, blouses, a humiliating multitude of undergarments. I made great heaps, pushed it all into the trash bags, carried everything down to the service porch. I couldn’t decide whether to wash it or put it out by the curb. I left it there for the time being. As per my proprietary right. Because there were no ghosts here. And if there were, they belonged to me. I took my house key and locked my front door and walked down my front walk, unaware of where my feet were carrying me but willing to let them lead. “Good timing,” said the salesman. “They just went on sale.” I sat on a low velvet bench. He measured me once again and brought out two boxes. “Basic black is your best bet, although the oxblood’s lovely, as well. You can’t go wrong with them for casual wear. Of course, you don’t have to choose just one.” I looked at the price tags: three hundred ninety dollars a pair, plus tax. An exorbitant amount for shoes. But she had given me instructions. And I was a millionaire. “Autograph, please ... Thank you very much.” He handed me my bags. “You’re a Mephisto man now.”

  19 I

  chose my lawyer because his office was within walking distance. Also, Davis Solomon was one of those people with two first names or two last names, depending on how you look at it, which sort of thing appeals to me, in the way that logical paradoxes or figure-ground illusions do. He charged four hundred twenty-five dollars for an initial consultation, during which he advised me, with no trace of irony, not to start blowing through my savings. Under the best of circumstances, Middlesex County South probate court moved at a crawl. I asked what would happen if Eric contested the will. “He’d have to show that you exercised undue influence over Ms. Spielmann, i.e., both that she was capable of being manipulated and that you did in fact manipulate her. It’s tough to prove. In the past, people have tried to point to suicide itself as evidence that the decedent was, by definition, not thinking clearly. But the burden of proof is on them. Bear in mind, that doesn’t prevent him from being a pain in the neck. You get the ones who drag it out—women, mostly. Side of caution, I’d say you’re looking at a year, once all the conditions are met.” I’d been envisioning something along the lines of the Publishers Clearing House, Charles Palatine ringing the doorbell and presenting me with a four-foot cardboard check. “There’s nothing we can do to speed it up?” Solomon shrugged. He had huge shoulders, golem shoulders, and the act suggested a mountain uprooting itself. “If you want to feel productive, you can round up some evidence of your relationship with her. That might be useful, in the event he does sue. Photographs of the two of you, or letters. That sort of thing. Something to show that it was genuine, and not mercenary.” He seemed to think that Alma and I had taken road trips together. “I don’t have any photographs.” “Someone who knew the both of you and could testify that you were close.” The only person I could come up with was Dr. Cargill. “There you go. Otherwise we wait and see what happens. Meantime, you might want to get started on that paper.” THE NEXT MORNING, I awoke to humming. “Goddammit,” I said, emerging onto the landing. “Didn’t I say n—” Daciana screamed and dropped her vacuum and ran into the TV room, locking herself inside. I realized that I hadn’t warned her about moving into the master suite. “Open up.” I pounded. “Daciana.” Moaning, keening. “Open up.” “Oh no, oh no.” It took a good ten minutes to persuade her that I was not a phantom. When she finally did come out, I said, “Listen, I told you the last t—” “Okay seer,” she said, rushing past me and commencing to vacuum. I watched her for a minute, then gave up and went downstairs. My intention was to go through my existing dissertation, salvaging as much of it as possible. What point was there in starting from scratch when I already had so much text? Belly filled with tea, I fetched down all eight hundred pages and sequestered myself in the library, where I spent that entire day reading. (Save an hour when Daciana kicked me out in order to “clean book.”) Having not touched the manuscript in almost a year, I could come to it with newfound objectivity, and what I found disturbed me. It was as though I had been sent back in time, forced to confront my earlier self, a self whose vanity, immaturity, and impatience shone through on every page. I used four words where one would do. I indulged in extratextual references. Large swaths did not cohere, consisting entirely of tangents, all sprung from a higher-level tangent ... itself emerging from a third cluster of tangents ... Finnegans

  Wake with a bibliography. “Finish, seer.” Through dry eyes I saw her standing in the doorway, her blouse shadowed with sweat. I set down the manuscript, tugged out my wallet, counted off sixty dollars. “This is the last time,” I said. “Do you understand?” “Okay, seer.” She stuffed the money into her brassiere, then bent to pick up her basket of cleaning supplies. “See you soon.” NOBODY KNEW BETTER than I how quickly two years could slip away. As I began anew to wrestle with writer’s block—razing in the afternoon that which I had built in the morning—I felt the first tickles of what would soon become a constant, low-grade panic. Rereading the manuscript had demoralized me, tightening the spigot until nothing at all would come. Instead I busied myself with false preliminaries. I compiled a new reading list. I went out and bought a large whiteboard, upon which I began to draw elaborate “idea maps,” conceptual networks that depicted, more than anything else, the cobwebs in my own brain. Telling myself that I needed access to more current resources, I called up the phone company and had an Internet connection put in, which of course achieved nothing except to make me more distractible. Frighteningly, I seemed to have lost my capacity to concentrate for more than a few minutes at a time. I would type a bit, get up, stretch, walk around, get a glass of water, read a couple of paragraphs from some irrelevant book, sit down, type a bit more, fret, delete everything I’d written, check the headlines, check the weather.... Eventually I’d end up at the Wikipedia entry for the Pointer Sisters, having somehow bounced there from the page on Kripke models. Desperate for inspiration, I thought back on my conversations with Alma. All those long, wonderful hours of talk—they flitted teasingly at the periphery of my memory, vanishing when I turned to reach for them. If I’d only kept a tape recorder in the room.... And when I did get my fingers around an idea, I found it useless, barely flapping, almost dead, a delicate thing I had crushed in my haste. The same discursiveness that had made our conversations so pleasurable made it impossible to fashion them into a workable argument. We didn’t have that kind of conversation, the kind that concludes. That would have defeated our purpose, which was to think, to explore, to feel unconfined. And yet now she demanded that I yoke myself to a deadline. Madness! Depravity! I felt furious at her; then I felt sorry and ungrateful; then paralyzed and depressed.... But none of this was helping me write. I had an excuse, though, a really good one. The dissertation was only one of two obstacles. The other was Eric. Perhaps that was what was causing me to lose focus: I was preoccupied by the thought of a lawsuit. The probate citation would have to be published in the newspaper, circulated to interested parties, and returned to the court—at which point he would lose the right to object. Until then, I decided, I couldn’t expect to have the presence of mind necessary for creative work. Thus it was that I arrived at November with nothing to show for myself. “You know what you should do,” Drew said. He stood in the middle of the library, arms up like a signalman. “You should throw a party.” I scoffed. “For real. This is a great party house. I’m serious, it’s got a very classy vibe.” He sank into one of the armchairs, moaned. “That’s what I’m talking about.... How come you never had me over before?” “She liked it quiet,” I said—a partial lie. Alma had never forbidden guests; I simply hadn’t asked, wanting to keep her to myself. Now that she was gone, I felt compelled to reveal where it was I’d been hiding. And, I must admit, to brag. “Do like a wine and cheese,” he said. “Or you know what? Poker night. Whiskey, cigars ... We could
use that big table out front.” “That’s the dining-room table.” “And therefore.” “It’s an antique.” “And therefore.” “It’s not a card table.” “It’s the perfect size. All you need is a felt.” “No.” “Well,” he said, spinning the globe. “If you change your mind, let me know.” Down the hall, Daciana passed, humming. Drew looked at me. “The maid,” I said. “Moving on up, my friend.” “Please.” “Like the Jeffersons.” “You don’t understand,” I said. “I told her to stop coming. She keeps showing up anyway.” “That’s ... I don’t know what it is. Weird.” “Indeed.” “Why don’t you fire her?” “You say that like I haven’t tried.” He laughed. “It’s not funny. She’s driving me insane.” “How hard is it to fire someone?” “You have no idea how persistent she is.” “Don’t pay her.” “I tried that.” “And?” “She started crying.” We paused to listen to her hum. “At least she has a nice voice,” Drew said. “It’s not worth sixty dollars a week.” We listened again. “Thirty,” he said. “Tops.” “If I had a party, do you think Yasmina would come? A regular party, not a poker party.” “You understand that the goal of a party is to meet other women.” “I don’t know any other women.” “I do.” “I think she’d like to see the house.” “Look, if you’re still obsessed—” “I’m not obsessed.” “—just ask her to come by. You don’t need an excuse.” “It’s not an excuse. She’ll find it less threatening if you ask.” He shrugged. “I can try.” “I haven’t agreed to anything. I’m speaking theoretically.” “Yeah, well, that’s your problem,” he said. “You’re all talk.” EIGHT WEEKS HAD PASSED since Alma’s death, and I was beginning to suspect that Palatine had “forgotten” to invite me to the burial. When his secretary did call, she told me twice that no guests were permitted. Mount Auburn Cemetery, misty and still. I stood alone on one side of the grave. Across from me, Dr. Cargill clutched her husband’s arm; next to them, a stolid Charles Palatine leaned on a walking stick. Eric was nowhere in sight. Because of the cemetery’s historical significance, there was no heavy machinery allowed on-site, and it took thirty minutes for four men, armed with shovels, to get the job done. Nobody spoke. I found the whole episode profoundly anticlimactic, not to mention socially unnavigable. Not wanting to ogle the casket (too brazen) or the other mourners (too creepy), I let my gaze stray across silvery lawns crowded with headstones, whole families of Boston Brahmins mossed over and forgotten. A group of birdwatchers came over the rise, binoculars trained on some distant branch, pausing to confer before departing in unison, flocklike, down a wet path sheeted with orange and yellow leaves. Palatine shifted. He seemed to have a cold, the skin around his nostrils raw with repeated blowing. I kept thinking of my brother’s memorial service, both the original and the more recent one. A lighthouse symbolizing the presence of lost loved ones in our lives: how sick, sick and predictable. And mawkish. But what about this? Was this better? This damp banality of a morning? I looked across the grave at Dr. Cargill and saw her eyes flick away. She had been staring at me? It made me squirm in my new shoes. This was the first occasion I’d had to wear them in public. The morning rain had given me pause, and I’d almost swapped them out for my old loafers. But Alma had made one request of me before she died, and I decided to continue to honor her wishes, going with the black, a choice I imagined she would have approved of, as they were in keeping with the solemnity of the occasion and moreover matched beautifully the new sportcoat I’d bought in her honor as well. The last spadeful of earth fell. Palatine hobbled away. I came around to extend Dr. Cargill my condolences. Her mouth pinched slightly as I approached. “I’m sorry for your loss,” I said. She nodded. “Yours, too.” There was a small pause; then her husband put out a hand. “Ron Cargill.” I introduced myself. “Beautiful place,” I said. “It’s kind of a shame she didn’t want a ceremony.” “That’s what she wanted,” Dr. Cargill said. “Yes ... Still, it would have been nice to be able to say something.” She nodded, tucked away her handkerchief. “Well, take care.” “Thanks. You, too. But, uh. I’m not sure if you’re aware, but she left you a piece of jewelry.” Silence. “So I’m told.” “Oh,” I said. “I take it you’ve seen the, the—” “I have.” Immediately I felt like an idiot. I hadn’t meant to gloat, but how else could she take it? Here I was, lolling atop a fortune, while fifteen years of housecalls had earned her a bauble. Still, I thought her iciness uncalled-for. Alma had made the decision, not me. “Was there one piece in particular that you admired?” I said. Silence. “I can’t say I’ve given it much thought.” “There’s all sorts of things.” I knew I ought to shut up, but I kept digging, digging, talking and digging. “Come by anytime, you can pick one out. Or, I mean, do you want to have a look?” She stared at me. “Now?” “No no no, of course not, of course not now. At your convenience. ” Silence. “You know what,” she said. “Let’s just get it over with.” The drive back to the house was atrociously long. “Number forty-nine,” I said to her husband. “It’s at the end of the block.” “He knows where it is,” Dr. Cargill said. Upstairs, she froze on the threshold to the master bedroom. I knew right away what she was thinking: I had eradicated all traces of Alma. “This way,” I said, striding overeagerly toward the vanity. There were rings, bracelets, whisper-fine necklaces in gold and platinum; sapphire earrings and a matching pendant; South Sea pearls; a ruby brooch in the shape of a parrot—none of which I had ever seen Alma wear. As Dr. Cargill ran her fingers over the offerings, I found myself mentally urging her toward the cheaper-looking things. Whatever she left would be mine to sell, after all, and I had decided that twenty thousand simply wouldn’t cut it. I had bills to pay; I had research costs. I was thinking of getting a new computer, a desktop. Hunching over a tiny screen was all well and good when you had to be prepared to move at a moment’s notice, but it didn’t suit a homeowner. These things didn’t grow on trees, did they? At the same time, I felt badly about the way I’d comported myself in the cemetery. I might need to call on the doctor as a character witness. “Feel free to take more than one piece,” I said. Her lips pinched again. “Thanks.” “Would you like a drink?” “I’m fine.” “Do you think your husband would?” We’d left Ron Cargill down in the living room. “He’ll be fine.” “All right,” I said, watching, relieved, as she set down a weighty gold cuff. “I don’t know much about jewelry.” She looked at me. “Why would you?” she said. At once a frightening thought came to me: the change that I’d felt come over me on the day of my homecoming, when I took possession of my house—she could see it on me, it had spread across my body like a rash. I tried to speak, could not. The doctor returned to browsing, holding a pair of earrings up to look in the mirror. “I got a call from the police.” “... did you.” She nodded. “They asked me about your relationship with Alma.” Silence. “Hm,” I said. Silence. “I said that you cared a great deal about each other,” she said. “... we did.” She put the earrings down. “Obviously.” She stepped back, crossed her arms. “I don’t want any of this.” “Is something wrong?” “Nothing’s wrong, I just don’t want anything.” “Well. But. Okay, but, be that as it may, she wanted you to have something.” “That doesn’t mean I have to accept.” “I understand, but ... Here.” I seized the parrot brooch. “What about this. Or—or—okay, but, but it doesn’t have to be a piece of jewelry.” I heard myself, I sounded crazed. “Strictly speaking, okay, yes, it should come from here, that’s what she specified. But if there’s a book, or a piece of art, I’m fine with you going and having a look ... I mean, she wanted you to have something. She was grateful to you, and she wanted you to have something. It’s totally up to you, of course, but in the spirit of the bequest, it seems appropriate, I think, for you to ... I mean. There isn’t anything you want?” Silence. She said, “Why don’t you pick something out and send it to me.” “I—uh. I guess I can do that. I mean, did you have a pref—” “No.” “Okay. Okay, well. If you’re sure—” “I’m sure.” “All right. Okay. Although, like I said, ha ha, I don’t know much about jewelry, so it’s not my fault
if you don’t like what I choose.” “I don’t really care,” she said. “I just don’t want to think about it anymore.” “Well,” I said. “All right.” She thumbed at the door. “I’d better go.” Downstairs, her husband was examining the Audubon. “All set?” “All set.” Listening to them drive away, I made up my mind to send her more than one item. Two or three nice pieces, half a dozen of the cheaper ones ... Naturally she was upset. We both were: the image of Alma going into the ground was fresh in our minds. I considered, as well, the shock of losing someone to suicide after devoting so many years to healing her. I was angry, too, and I’d known Alma less than one-fifteenth as long. But I had gotten over my squeamishness, and so would Dr. Cargill. She would like what I would send her. She would, it was beautiful stuff, all in the best taste. On some level I did worry that she would see my gift for what it was: a bribe. I couldn’t take back the clumsy things I’d said, though, and I needed her on my side. She of all people could best attest that I had loved Alma. That I had to prove so—to a court or to the police or to anyone at all—was degrading. But I reminded myself that none of this had to do with love anymore. It had to do with money, and I couldn’t trust anyone, not anymore.

 

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