She rushed off to attend to some other urgent duty.
The graduation of the karate class was to take place at one o’clock and there was still much to be done. The punch and cookies were in the kitchen. Jennifer had donated her punch bowl and a ladle. Horatio had swept out and hosed down the cellar. An enormous bouquet of old-fashioned yellow roses decked the hot water heater. This arrangement was a gift from the Pancoast sisters, who had sent their regrets, feeling that a long trip in the heat would be too much for Emily.
The diplomas were nestled in a basket on a card table set up at one end of the cellar. In front of the table, twenty-five folding chairs were lined up, in rows of five each. Guests and wellwishers would have to stand along the walls, as there were no more chairs.
“Where are the fuckin’ umbrellas?” Horatio was nervous because he had been pressed into taking part in the ceremony.
“They’re up here,” called a muffled voice from above.
“Well, bring them down for Chrissake!”
There was a dragging, thumping noise.
“Hold on.” Horatio rushed up the stairs to help Mrs. Doyle with the heavy cartons of red umbrellas.
By twelve forty-five all the graduates and their guests were miraculously assembled. Jennifer had even brought her father, to swell the crowd. And Fenimore had badgered some of the neighbors to come. The neighbors on either side of Fenimore’s house had needed no persuasion. They were curious to see who had caused all those mysterious thumps and shouts during the past six months.
Mrs. Doyle had written a speech, and Horatio, under duress, had agreed to hand out the diplomas and the umbrellas. “Do I have to say anything?” he asked, anxiously.
“God, no,” Fenimore said quickly.
The boy looked relieved.
As the first strains of “Pomp and Circumstance” filtered from the tape player, the ladies, clad in their customery karate attire—red leotards and black belts—took their places one by one. Mrs. Doyle, in her role as mistress of ceremonies, wore a simple navy blue suit. Its only adornment—a charming brooch in the shape of an umbrella. She cleared her throat: “Today I would like to welcome this year’s graduates of the karate class—”
Wild applause.
“—otherwise known as the Red Umbrella Brigade—or RUB.”
More applause.
When her speech was finished, the graduates-to-be lined up to receive their awards. As Mrs. Doyle read off their names and they each stepped up, Horatio slapped a diploma in one hand and shoved a red umbrella in the other. After the last graduate had returned to her seat and the applause had died down, Mrs. Doyle made an announcement: “Since Dr. Fenimore so kindly lent us these premises for our classes, we’d like to present him with a small token of our appreciation.”
Everyone looked at the doctor. He blushed.
“Please step up, Doctor.”
Acutely embarrassed, he shuffled forward. Mrs. Doyle handed him a beautifully wrapped package about the size and shape of a shoe box.
Fenimore mumbled, “Thank you,” and hurried back to his spot against the wall.
Later, when they had retired upstairs for refreshments, the graduates and guests gathered around the doctor to watch him open his present. He pulled off the wrappings to reveal what was—in fact—a shoe box. He lifted the lid. There lay a pair of the most beautiful, top-of-the-line, brand-name sneakers. Lifting one out, he held it up for everyone to see.
“Cool,” came from Horatio in the rear.
“I am overwhelmed,” Fenimore said. “Now I can never give up my fitness classes!”
Much laughter.
As Fenimore sipped punch and nibbled cookies with Jennifer and her father, Jennifer said, “What’s going to become of your kamikazi sneakers?”
“Oh, I’ll keep them around for emergencies,” Fenimore said.
“Such as?”
“A leak in the roof or a flood in the cellar. I wouldn’t want to soil those beautiful, state-of-the-art specimens with tar or water.” He grinned.
Mr. Nicholson broke in, “I’m sorry I couldn’t find that eighteenth-century French medical text you were looking for … .”
“Oh, don’t worry about it.”
“I’m sure Jennifer would have found a copy for you,” her father continued, “if she hadn’t cut her trip short. When she walked in the door a month early, you could have knocked me over with a feather.”
Fenimore looked at Jennifer.
Jennifer looked at her punch.
Also by Robin Hathaway
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