To the hilt

by Дик Фрэнсис

  She began to lose her nervousness and to enjoy telling me her tale.

  'It was ever so unlike him, you see. I mean, I never thought of him in pyjamas like everyone else, and I didn't recognise him at first and told him pretty sharply to take himself off and leave the black plastic rubbish bags alone, because he was scrabbling about in them, and it wasn't until he turned and spoke to me that I realised who he was, and he said, "Oh, Mrs Hall, when do they collect the rubbish?" I mean, it was after ten o'clock at night! So I told him they collected the bags every Monday, Wednesday and Friday morning - we have a good service round here, this being a wealthy sort of place and not a once-a-week-if-you're-lucky back street - and he was tearing open some of the bags with his fingernails… and looking inside them… he was ever so… upset… and I asked him if I could help him, and… and…'

  Connie Hall stopped, herself distressed at the memory, and emptied her glass.

  I pivoted one-eighty degrees, aware of Chris close behind me, and fielded his full glass of bubbles.

  'Hey!' he objected.

  'Get some more.'

  I turned back to Connie Hall and exchanged Chris's glass for the empty one she held.

  'You'll get me tiddly,' she said.

  'What was Sir Ivan looking for in the black bags?' I asked. 'Did he tell you?'

  'I mean,' she said, 'it didn't make sense, him emptying some of the bags like that.'

  I waited, smiling vaguely, while she sipped.

  'He said he was looking for an empty box,' she frowned. 'I asked him what empty box and he said Lois must have thrown it away. He was so fearfully upset…"

  'What sort of box?'

  'I think he said a tissue-box. I think that's what he said. But why should anyone worry so much about an empty tissue-box?'

  Dear God, I thought: what had been written on it?

  I said, 'Have you told my mother about this?'

  'No.' She shook her grey-haired head. 'I didn't want to upset her. Sir Ivan left all the rubbish just lying there and went in through his front door, which was open, of course, and said he would look in the kitchen, and I said goodnight to him and went in myself with my little dog, and it was a terrible shock the next day when I heard Sir Ivan had died.'

  'It must have been… I suppose Sir Ivan didn't tell you why he was looking for the box?'

  'No, but he was sort of talking to himself. I think it was something about Lois always moving things.'

  'Nothing else?'

  'No, poor man. He can't have been himself, can he, poor Sir Ivan, to be scrabbling about in a rubbish bag in his nightclothes?'

  'Well… Thank you for telling me, Mrs Hall. Would you like some smoked salmon?'

  I collected a plate of goodies for her and found her another Park Crescent neighbour to talk to, but later on I saw her talking to Patsy, and from her gestures and her pleasure in the drama I suspected she was telling her the same story, and felt a deep thrust of unease, but wasn't quite sure why.

  Surtees stood beside Patsy, listening, and when he saw me looking at him he gave me a stare of such high-voltage malevolence that Chris said 'Jeeze' into my ear.

  Maddened and murderous, I thought. It wasn't the restrained and sensible who sought to kill. Surtees might, to my mind, be a fool, but I felt him also to be as unstable and volatile as hydrogen.

  Himself also fielded Surtees's raw exhibition of an obsessional hatred fast ballooning past Patsy's enduring antagonism and, startled, asked, 'Whatever did you do to deserve that?'

  'Probably didn't care being shut in the box in Emily's yard.'

  'In retrospect, a bad move.'

  'Mm.' I shrugged. 'It can't be helped.'

  'Introduce me to your friend,' my uncle said, looking at Chris.

  'Oh… er… Lord Kinloch,' I said to Chris, and to my uncle, 'Christina.'

  Himself said, 'How do you do?'

  Chris shook his head, silently, though shooting a frilled cuff with panache. My uncle looked at me quizzically. I smiled back without explanation. Chris stuck to my back.

  The room gradually cleared until only those close to Ivan and his affairs were left. There was to be no formal reading of his Will as its general provisions had been much discussed and were well-known - the brewery to Patsy, everything else to my mother for her lifetime, reverting to Patsy on her death. For all her fears, Ivan had never swerved from his promises to his daughter, though all she displayed to me was triumph, not apology.

  Oliver Grantchester who, true to his loud-voiced authoritative manner, had taken it as his natural province to orchestrate the semi-business meeting, cleared his throat noisily and said, 'I say, I say' a few times until everyone was listening. 'I suggest we all sit down,' he said, 'and discuss the immediate future.'

  Everyone acted on his suggestion, and I looked round at the haphazard circle of sofas, chairs and footstools, and at my mother, with me on one side of her and Emily on the other, then at Patsy and at Surtees (scowling) and Xenia (fidgeting), and at Margaret Morden and at Tobe, at Himself (alone, having sent his countess off with James and his wife), at Oliver (in charge), at Desmond Finch (smirking) and finally at Chris, beside me.

  Chris crossed his long legs in their black tights, showing a stretch of thigh. The legs ended below the ankles in black patent medium-heeled court shoes. ('Don't worry, I can run in them,' he'd said.)

  Oliver stared at him with displeasure. 'You may leave now,' he said.

  I started to say, 'I want him to stay…' and almost choked on the 'him', turning it to 'her' at the last fraction of credibility. 'I asked Christina to stay,' I repeated. 'She is my guest in my mother's house.'

  No one protested further. Tobe put his face in his hands. His body shook.

  Oliver said with satisfaction, 'We all know that the power of attorney that Ivan gave to Alexander expired with his death. Alexander has no authority from now on to conduct any business for Ivan's estate. Patsy, indeed, forbids it.'

  Patsy nodded vigorously. Surtees sneered. Xenia, not old enough to understand the words, simply transmitted secondhand hate.

  I said mildly, 'There's the codicil…'

  Oliver interrupted, 'Ivan may have written a codicil, but it can't be found. We can assume he tore it up, as he suggested he would.'

  'He didn't tear it up. He gave it to me for safekeeping.'

  'Yes, we know that,' Oliver said impatiently, 'and he made you give it back again. We were all there. He made you give it back.'

  'It isn't in this house,' Patsy said.

  'Have you searched?' I asked with interest.

  She glared.

  'It isn't in my office,' Grantchester said smoothly. 'We can safely assume it no longer exists.'

  'No, we can't,' I said. 'Ivan gave it back to me again later, and I have got it here today.'

  Both Patsy and Grantchester looked furiously disconcerted. My mother was nodding, 'Ivan gave it back to Alexander,' and no one else seemed to mind one way or another.

  'Give it to me, then, and I'll read it out,' Grantchester said.

  I hesitated. 'I think,' I said politely, 'that I'll give it to Tobias to read out. If you don't mind, Tobe?'

  He had with difficulty stopped laughing. He said he would be of any service he could.

  I put a hand out towards Chris, who opened his black leather handbag and took out the codicil in its envelope. Also in the handbag, I knew, were a scent-laden lace handkerchief, a lipstick and a thoroughly illegal set of brass knuckles. It wasn't only Tobe who had trouble with giggles.

  I took the envelope and crossed to Tobias, saying, 'Ivan signed and dated this twice across the stick-down flap. You can verify that I haven't tampered with it.'

  Soberly Tobias examined the envelope, reported on its secure state, and ripped it open, pulling out the single sheet of paper inside.

  He read the introduction, then:

  'I bequeath my racehorses to Emily Jane Kinloch, known as Emily Jane Cox.'

  Emily gasped, wide-eyed, moved beyond tears.
r />   Tobias continued, 'I bequeath the chalice known as King Alfred's Gold Cup to my friend Robert, Earl of Kinloch.'

  Himself looked stricken dumb.

  Tobias read, 'I appoint Alexander Kinloch, my stepson, to be my executor, in conjunction with my two executors already appointed in my Will, namely Oliver Grantchester and Robert, Earl of Kinloch.'

  Patsy stood up, stiffly angry, and demanded, 'What does that mean, appointing Alexander as executor?'

  'It means,' Himself told her neutrally, 'that Alexander has a duty to help bring your father's estate to probate.'

  'Are you telling me he still has any say in the brewery's affairs?'

  'Yes. Until your father's estate is wound up, he does.'

  'It's impossible.' She turned to the lawyer. 'Oliver! Say he's wrong.'

  Grantchester said regretfully, 'If the codicil was properly drawn and witnessed, then Lord Kinloch is correct.'

  Tobias stood and walked round the room, showing the paper to everyone in turn. 'It is written in Sir Ivan's own handwriting,' he said.

  'But the witnesses?' Patsy demanded, before he reached her. 'Who were they?

  'The witnesses,' my mother said, 'were Wilfred, his nurse, and Lois, our cleaner. I watched them witness Ivan's signature. It was all done properly. Ivan was very careful.'

  Patsy stared long at the paper. 'He had no right…'

  'He had every right,' Himself said. 'Alexander will work with Mr Grantchester and me to do the best we can for a good resolution to your father's affairs. Why do you not acknowledge that the continued existence of the brewery today is altogether thanks to Alexander's efforts, in conjunction with Mr Tollright and Mrs Morden…' he gave them one of his little bows, '… and why do you not realise that your father knew what he was doing when he put his trust in Alexander's integrity…?'

  'Don't,' I said, trying to stop him.

  'You never stand up for yourself, Al.'

  'Let it be.'

  He shook his head at me.

  I reflected that Ivan's trust had wandered in and out a bit, and also that he'd trusted Norman Quorn, but anything that might dampen Patsy's animosity, I supposed, couldn't be bad.

  Oliver Grantchester moved smoothly back to his intended overview, this time accepting the codicil's provisions as fact, whatever he privately thought of them.

  'The horse Golden Malt-' he began.

  'Will run in the King Alfred Gold Cup a week on Saturday,' Emily said firmly.

  Grantchester raised his eyebrows and said, 'No one seems to know where the horse is.'

  Surtees stood up convulsively and pointed at me in accusation. 'He knows where it is.' He was unnecessarily shouting. 'Make him tell you.'

  Himself said, 'After probate the horse will belong to Emily. Until then it can run in races by order of the executors.'

  Surtees obstinately shouted, 'It belongs to the brewery. Alexander stole it. I'll see he goes to jail.'

  Even the lawyer began to lose patience with him. He said, 'Whether Mrs Cox or the brewery is ultimately judged to be the owner, the executors can still authorise the horse to race, as it may lose value as an asset if it doesn't, for which the executors might be held accountable. If Mrs Cox can assure us that she can produce the horse at Cheltenham while complying with all racing regulations, then as executors, Lord Kinloch, Alexander and I will, at the appropriate time, declare him a runner.'

  Well, bravo, I thought.

  Surtees seethed.

  Emily said sweetly that she was sure she could abide by all the regulations.

  Surtees sat down like a cocked volcano, steaming, ever ready to erupt.

  'Now,' Oliver Grantchester said, moving along the agenda majestically, 'The prize, the King Alfred chalice. Where is it?'

  No one answered.

  My mother said eventually, almost weakly, 'Ivan never sends… oh dear, sent… the real chalice to the races. It's far too valuable to risk. But he had several smaller replicas made only a few years ago. There must be one or two left. A replica is given to the winning owner each year.'

  Desmond Finch made throat-clearing noises and flashed the silver frames of his glasses as he reported that two replicas remained in the locked glass-fronted cabinet in Sir Ivan's office.

  'That's the trophy settled, then,' Himself said cheerfully, but Patsy told him with spite, 'Your precious Alexander stole the real one. Make him give it back. And whatever my father said, the chalice belongs to the brewery. It belongs to me.'

  'I'm sure,' Himself said with courteous worldliness, 'that we can come to a civilised solution to our differences out of court. It would be so unwise, don't you agree, to hang out the brewery's private troubles on the public washing line? That's why your father thought it best to swallow in silence the frightful financial losses. He wouldn't, I feel sure, want you to discard out of pique the fortune he worked so hard to give you.'

  I didn't look at Patsy. Her hatred of me always drastically interfered with her common sense. I'd taken so many insults from her over the years that it was only for Ivan's memory that I now cared what happened to the brewery. I wanted to go back to the mountains. It was like a physical ache.

  Oliver Grantchester droned on, a committee man to his fingertips. The executors would be doing this and the executors would be doing that, and as my uncle made no protest or suggestion, nor did I.

  Tobias finally broke up the session by parking a chewed toothpick and apologising to my mother that he had a plane to catch: he was off to Paris for the weekend.

  'I'll be back on Monday,' he said to me. 'In the office on Tuesday, if you have any brilliant ideas.'

  Patsy, overhearing, demanded to know what I could possibly have brilliant ideas about.

  'Finding the brewery's lost millions,' he said and, correctly interpreting and anticipating her automatic denigration, added, 'and you should pray, Mrs Benchmark, that he does have a brilliant idea, because those lost millions are yours now, don't you understand? See you,' he finished, lightly punching my arm. 'Don't play on the railway lines.'

  When Tobias had gone, Chris asked me what I wanted him to do.

  'Follow Surtees,' I said promptly. 'I want to know where he is.'

  Chris looked down at his clothes. 'He knows what I look like.'

  'Go up two floors,' I said. Turn right up there. You'll find my room. Take what you need. There's money on the chest of drawers. Take it.'

  He nodded and quietly left the room, and only Emily, appearing at my elbow, seemed to notice.

  'Are you bedding Christina?' she asked blandly. 'She knows you well.'

  I nearly laughed but made it a smile. 'She's not my bed mate and never will be.'

  'She never takes her eyes off you.'

  'How's Golden Malt?'

  Tine. You're exasperating.'

  'Has Surtees bothered you?'

  Emily glanced at him where he stood across the room talking to Grantchester and stabbing the air with a vigorous forefinger. 'He hasn't found the horse. He won't, either. I've driven over to Jimmy Jennings's place twice. It's all quiet there. And actually I think the change of scene is doing the horse good. He was really on his toes two days ago.'

  'He's yours now.'

  She blinked hard. 'Did you know Ivan was going to do that?'

  I nodded. 'He told me.'

  'I liked him.'

  It seemed natural to me to put my arms round her. She hugged me back.

  'Jimmy showed me your painting of the jockey,' she said. 'He told me you gave him courage.'

  I silently kissed her hair. We had said everything we needed to. She stepped back, composed, and went to comfort my mother.

  People gradually left. Himself (positively grinning) patted me on the shoulder, told me he would be in residence in his London home for the following ten days, asserted his intention of going to Cheltenham races and kissed my mother's cheek affectionately, calling her 'my dear, dear Vivienne'.

  Emily waved goodbye. Fussy Desmond Finch twittered away. Margaret Morden paid her
respects. Oliver Grantchester ponderously closed his briefcase.

  Chris Young ran lightly down the stairs, crossed past the open door of the drawing-room and left quickly by the front door.

  'Who was that?' asked my mother unsuspiciously, watching through the window as the fleeting backview of cropped light brown hair, loose jacket, rolled up jeans and too-big trainers made a fast sloppy shuffle out of sight.

  'One of the caterers?' I casually guessed.

  She lost interest. 'Did you talk to Connie Hall from next door?'

  'Yes, I did.'

  She looked distressed. 'Patsy told me what Connie Hall said about Ivan searching the rubbish bags.'

  Patsy would. I said, 'Mrs Hall didn't want to upset you.'

  My mother said unhappily, 'I think Patsy has gone down to the kitchen to talk to Lois about it.'

  I glanced round the room. Surtees, Xenia, Grantchester still, but no Patsy.

  'Let's go down, then,' I suggested, and moved her with me below stairs, where Lois was tossing her head and bridling with umbrage at any insinuation that her work wasn't perfect. Edna stood beside her, nodding rhythmically in support.

  The caterers, spread all around the extensive room, were packing away their equipment. I threaded a path through them, my mother following, and fetched up by Patsy's side in time to hear Lois saying indignantly, '… of course I threw the box away. There were only a couple of tissues left in it, which I used. I gave Sir Ivan a fresh box, what's wrong with that?

  'Didn't you check whether anything was written on the bottom of the box you threw away?'

  'Of course not,' Lois said scornfully. 'Whoever looks on the bottom of empty tissue-boxes?'

  'But you must have known my father wrote on the bottom of a tissue-box all the time.'

  'Why should I know that?'

  'You kept moving his notepad onto the desk, out of his reach.'

  Patsy was right, of course, but predictably (like most legislation) she achieved the opposite result to that intended.

  Lois inflated her lungs and stuck out her considerable frontage, her hoity-toity level at boiling-over point. 'Sir Ivan never complained,' she announced with self-righteousness, 'and if you're implying some stupid tissue-box gave him a heart attack and that it's my fault I'll… I'll… I'll consult my lawyer!'