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“Yeah, but is that a good thing or a bad thing? And if you think you’re an inferior driver, then feel free to let me have a go.” She eyed his hands on the steering wheel, and wetted her lips.
Putting her life into his hands wasn’t something she was up to doing at the moment.
“I do most of the driving. Lord Devlin is merely a guide. He is here in case of an unforeseen consequence,” Eleanor retorted primly.
She let out another dragged out sigh, and then decided to go with the flow, for the moment at least. They soared up high into New Monaco’s clear afternoon sky. Her stomach flip-flopped as she berated herself for getting into a car with Lord Devlin. She must have flipped.
What had she been thinking?
Here she was, sitting quietly with a man that she despised above all others. Well, there were a few that sat up a notch higher than Lord Devlin but that was beside the point. She was filled with every sense of self-loathing imaginable. So she kept her mouth shut, for fear of saying something that she might later regret.
He had threatened her with a public execution of Tyler and she was smart enough to realize that Lord Devlin was a man of his word, when it came to such terrible matters. It was a shame he didn’t apply that honor to other parts of his life. She scowled at him.
“Let’s just get one thing straight, before we go into the casino in Atlantis City. I will be the one doing all of the fighting. You will stay the hell out of my way, your presence will only be an unwanted pain in my ass.” She peeked at him out of the corner of her eye and noticed his jaw twitch slightly. Good. At least she was getting a reaction from him. Point one for her. “So, RECKLESS BOUNTY Marly Mathews 127
where are your manly women and your girly men?” she asked, hoping to bait him further. This time his eye twitched and she congratulated herself with a slight smile.
“Samantha, you make my ass twitch. I don’t always need my security personal to watch over me. I can handle myself quite nicely, please and thank you.”
“Well, if that’s the way you like it. Personally, it’s a little too much information for me,”
she snickered. She watched his face turn a shocking shade of red. Touchdown. Damn, she really was good at getting the better of him.
“You are the most vulgar and crass woman, I’ve ever met!”
“Thank you. If you’re not careful you’re going to swell my head.”
“Too late…you’re already full of it,” he returned.
Just then, a hover car began tailing them.
“Heads up!” Samantha muttered, trying to crane her neck around to stare at the hover car behind them. This couldn’t mean good things. “Looks as if we’ve got company. Dev, do you recognize the car?”
He gave her an impatient stare. He shook his head.
“They’re charging up weapons. Might I be so bold as to suggest that we blow them from here to next week?” Eleanor asked. In a startling array of light, the weapons board lit up in front of Samantha.
“Eleanor, I like your style. You are one kick ass broad,” she murmured, secretly wondering what such an esthetically pleasing sissy ass hover car, could possibly have in the blow them all the way to Timbuktu department.
She heard the weapons charging, and grinned as Eleanor’s safety conditions allowed her to move her butt in the chair, so she’d have a clearer view of the action. Mesmerized, she watched as the hover car behind them shot out two laser bolts.
Eleanor defensively intercepted them, and then shot out two bright lights that looked remarkably like mini torpedoes. Her jaw dropped and her eyes widened. The torpedoes hit the hover car, and then the hover car exploded.
Ordinarily, Samantha would have been against such cruel violence. But if the men inside had been involved in the attack against her sister, she didn’t give one rat’s ass about them. She turned back and sat upright in her chair. Devlin peered curiously at her.
“Oh, man! I have got to get me one of these!” Samantha sighed, unconsciously caressing Eleanor’s front control panel.
“I am a rare breed, Samantha,” Eleanor said snobbishly. “I am among only fifty created,” Eleanor stated matter-of-factly. They were quickly approaching Gyniss Sea Harbor.
“Guess you’d cost me a small fortune then,” she muttered.
“Yes. One that you don’t have,” Lord Devlin pointed out, earning a huffy snort and a blazing frown from her.
“Now see here, Dev. My mother always told me never to talk with dumb animals, and I think I’ve gone against her advice enough for one day.” Falling silent, she fought against the urge to give him a taste of her fist. She had to remember why she was putting up with his shit.
Tyler. That was the only reason. Actually, it was the only good reason. Devlin should’ve been counting his lucky stars instead of shooting off his big mouth. She stuck her face up against the glass of the window, and nearly fogged it up, as she scanned the harbor. “Son of a bitch!” she cursed. “That’s my Aggie! ” Veronica was in for an earful.
“That piece of junk is the vehicle that you expect Johanna to drive?” Lord Devlin asked following her gaze.
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“Lay off of my baby!” she shot back, fidgeting restlessly in the seat. Aggie had been in the family for years. Aggie had seen them through many trying times, and over the years she’d earned Samantha’s respect.
“Have you got ants in your pants, or do you need to relieve yourself?” Devlin inquired.
Eleanor slowed down. The Harbor Master met them. The man was rail thin and he had shifty eyes. Or at least Samantha thought he had shifty eyes.
The Harbor Master admitted people to Atlantis City, and made sure they found their way to the proper shuttle. From there you were taken down to Atlantis City, and allowed to roam around its wonderful settlement for as long as your heart desired. She’d heard long tales about the water city, but had never visited it. It was even rumored that underwater mermaids lived in this ocean, living in a secret location, which was invisible to the human eye.
It was said that Atlantis City was even more sinful than New Monaco’s many land formed haunts. And that if you really wanted to have one hell of a good time then you had to visit The City of Atlantis.
The tall harbor Master made his way over to Eleanor. His jaw fell onto the pavement, when he recognized Devlin. Samantha raised an eyebrow. From the look on the guy’s face, whatever he was about to say would be worth the wait.
“My liege.” He bowed quickly.
She made a horrid noise out of her mouth, resembling that of a drawn out fart.
“Asshole,” she muttered beneath her breath. Devlin flinched. Liege? The people of New Monaco were even nuttier than she’d originally believed.
“You may go down, I see that you have a Faerie Cruiser, you won’t need any of our shuttles. It has been an honor, my lord,” he said again, bowing deeply.
“Honor, my ass!” she muttered.
Devlin gave her a scathing glare. She smiled at him.
“Oh,
Eleanor, you don’t happen to be equipped with one of those handy little barf bags, do you?” Samantha asked, smirking. Her face widened into amazement, when Eleanor sighed, and a small white bag appeared in her hand. “Holy shit, now I’ve seen everything.” She lightly hit her forehead. She gripped the edge of the door, as Eleanor altered her appearance.
“You don’t need to hold your breath, Samantha,” Devlin advised chuckling. “There’s enough oxygen in here for you.”
“Yeah. Are you sure? Because you’re a bloody windbag,” she retorted. Her eyes darted to a mirror. She’d begun to lose what little color she still had. Great, Samantha, get a hold of yourself. You can’t have the number one asshole thinking that you are afraid. You’re not afraid of anything. You are not! Sure they were going under water. But she was still safely inside of a hover car. She was in control. Everything would be fine.
“When we meet back up with your little playmates, you aren’t about to make a scene are you?”
Lord Devlin asked. He seemed almost hesitant. Did he think she’d embarrass him?
“Who little old me? Why Lord Dumbo, I can’t believe you think I would make a fool of myself. Fool of you, maybe. But never one of myself.”
He sighed. “I don’t think. I know you will make a fool of yourself. Why don’t you just let me handle everything? I’m sure as soon as the men responsible for the attempt on Johanna’s life see me, they will surrender.”
“Yes, that may well be. But as soon as they see me, they’re going to drop a load in their pants. And the day that I let any man take care of me will be the day that I’m six feet under.
Haven’t you realized yet, that I don’t need a man running to my rescue?”
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“Of course. Pardon me. I can’t believe I forgot that you were the high and mighty Samantha Cassidy. No wonder your marriage failed. You killed it with your take-charge attitude. Tell me, Samantha, are you hiding a set of family jewels beneath all of that clothing?”
“You know what, Lord Dickhead, I don’t think the harbor Master should’ve been calling you his lord, because I think that you are the King of the Assholes,” she spat out. She held her breath, when they dropped beneath the sparkling surface of the water.
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Chapter Fourteen
Samantha wanted to rearrange Lord Devlin’s face, but she had to admit even grudgingly that he was right…for now. He did hold a certain amount of sway on New Monaco, and it wouldn’t hurt her any, to have his anal form walking behind her. But first, she’d have to find Veronica and confront her about leaving without gaining clearance from either her or Johanna.
She was accustomed to getting her own way, and when someone went against what she wanted, she got raging mad. Veronica had to learn that she and Johanna were in command when it came to the bounty hunting, and The Excalibur. She couldn’t have Veronica messing with the flow of things. They had a certain way of handling things, and Samantha was determined to stick with it.
She felt little jitterbugs fly through her nearly empty stomach, when they came into view of the underwater city of Atlantis. If she’d believed that the rest of New Monaco had been beautiful then this came as a whole new surprise.
“Holy crap,” she muttered. A thrill of excitement raced up and down her back.
The
city
resembled
Las Vegas on Earth only it was under water, and the architectural beauty of it, took her breath away. She hated Lord Devlin, and most of the time she wanted to smash his head in, but he sure did know how to build and design things. He was a talented asshole, but he also had another talent that wasn’t at all related to the first one.
“You’re speechless, that must be some kind of a record. Please, do try to make it a regular occurrence.” He grinned at her. Her fantasy shattered.
“Shove it!” she muttered, sitting back against her seat. Maybe this wouldn’t be as bad as she thought it would be. Water had been the bane of her existence for as long as she could recall.
When her mother had enrolled her in swimming lessons, it had taken a whole hell of a lot of convincing to get her to go anywhere near it.
She’d finally learned how to swim, well enough to make sure she’d never drown, but she wasn’t nearly as skilled as Johanna. Johanna had been a lifeguard in her early teens, and she’d saved numerous lives. Her sister was fearless in the water, and Samantha wasn’t, and that drove her up the wall.
She kept her water phobia a secret, and aside from her family back on Earth, only Johanna, Dylan and Tyler knew of the fear that she viewed as her only weakness. She’d been told time and again that her dislike of water was a phobia, but since she’d become a fearless bounty hunter, she’d slowly decided that it was her only fear.
“Welcome to my third pride and joy. You’ve already met my first,” Lord Devlin said jubilation ringing through his voice. He winked at her then he took his hands off the steering wheel. She didn’t want to know what his second pride and joy was!
“Well, that’s a freaking brilliant idea. Take your hands off, and watch us as we crash into your pride and joy.”
She heard a loud perturbed sigh, and decided almost immediately that it had come from Eleanor. This hover car had one hell of a personality.
“How many times must I tell you that I am a completely self-sufficient vehicle? You are really beginning to get on my nerves.”
“You don’t have nerves,” Samantha pointed out.
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Eleanor approached the dome surrounding Atlantis City, and it opened a small door, to admit them. They went through some weird tunnel that must be the sorting area, so no water was admitted into the inner regions of the city.
“And here I thought that I’d have to grow a pair of gills,” she said, sarcasm leaking into her tone. Devlin leaned back in his chair and let out a huge sigh. “What in the world are you doing?” she asked, finally turning her attention back to him.
“I’m reserving my energy,” he remarked.
She furrowed her brow. “I thought I told you to leave all of the physical things to me.”
“You did. That being said, I’m not conserving my energy so that I can beat the crap out of the inhabitants of the Caterra Casino. Instead, I’m drawing all of my energy inside of me, so that I don’t give into the temptation to kill you in the ensuing chaos.” He smirked, to show her that he was trying to make a joke, even though he was failing miserably.
“You are a frigging barrel of laughs, Lord Dumbo,” she mumbled, still sticking to her original impression of him. No matter what he said or did, she had to stick to her convictions.
He was an ass, and she would do well to continue to remind him of that at every given opportunity. Still, sometimes, he did capture her attention and made her wonder what it would be like to be with him in a romantic relationship.
They
guided
Eleanor to a parking spot outside of the Caterra Casino, and they made a smooth landing that nearly made Samantha green with envy. Though she appreciated Aggie, she would give anything to have such a capable vehicle to do their bounty hunting with. If they had a Faerie Cruiser, no one would be able to avoid or defeat them. They’d be unstoppable!
“Do you think your friends will be inside?” he asked. He reached inside of a hidden compartment and produced something that got Samantha’s interest immediately.
“What
is
that? ” she asked, reaching for the weapon that he held in his hands. A new weapon always got her attention. They were one of her favorite things.
“None of your damn business. But if you ask nicely I might feel like showing it to you.”
“If we weren’t in such a public place I’d show you something, and it wouldn’t be my collection of weapons,” she sneered back, completely disgusted with herself by seeming to be interested in anything that concerned him. You’re slipping, Samantha! She placed her hands on her own phase pistols, and sighed. Eleanor opened her door.
“Samantha, take this,” Eleanor murmured.
A cup of something cold materialized in her hands. “Will you stop doing that? It’s beginning to annoy me. What is this?” she asked, sipping at the purple colored drink. She drank more of it, gradually beginning to feel better.
“It will give you energy. My sensors told me your blood sugar levels were low.”
Samantha gulped the rest of it down, and began to feel as if she could take on two hundred men.
“Wow! That’s great stuff. What’s in it?” She did feel better.
“It consists of Liana Juice and New San Francisco grape juice,” Eleanor explained.
“The Natives of New San Francisco have used it for thousands of years. It gives them the stamina to survive in their rough environment.”
“I’ll have to have it stocked on The Excalibur.” This juice would really come in handy when she was feel
ing sluggish. Hell, Johanna would probably be drinking it morning, noon and night.
“Don’t bother. It costs five hundred New Monaco platinum credits for one liter. You’re literally drinking gold there. I hope you enjoyed it!” Devlin quipped.
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She stared over at him in open astonishment. “Well, I did before. But now that I know what it cost you, I certainly enjoyed it. Just so you know, I’ve decided not to order it for The Excalibur. When it just goes in and comes right out again, it isn’t worth it.” She smiled. He was almost too much fun to bug.
“I can’t wait to see what you say about it in, oh, I’ll give it about ten minutes,” he said.
He winked at her and began walking ahead of her. She took in her surroundings. She’d have to be very careful.
Lord Devlin was in his element, and she was out of her element. She still didn’t completely trust him, and she’d have to keep one eye on him, while she kept the other eye on the heads that she bashed in.
“Goodbye!”