"Do you mean to tell me," said Roger, much shocked, "that no warning is issued at all to your employees about this most dangerous substance? They're not even told that it is a deadly poison? "
"I didn't say that, did I? Of course they're warned that it's poisonous. Everybody is. And they're most careful about the way it's handled, I'm sure. It just happens that there isn't a warning hung up. And if you want to know any more about it, you'd better see one of the directors. I'll - - "
"Thank you," said Roger, speaking the truth at last, "I've learned all I wanted. Good morning." He retreated jubilantly.
He retreated to Webster's, the printers, in a taxi.
Webster's of course are to printing what Monte Carlo is to the Riviera. Webster's, practically speaking, are printing. So where more naturally should Roger go if he wanted some new notepaper printed in a very special and particular way, as apparently he did?
To the young woman behind the counter who took him in charge he specified at great length and in the most meticulous detail exactly what he did want. The young woman handed him her book of specimen pieces and asked him to see if he could find a style there which would suit him. While he looked through it she turned to another customer. Not to palter with the truth, that young woman had been getting a little weary of Roger and his wants.
Apparently Roger could not find a style to suit him, for he closed the book and edged a little along the counter till he was within the territory of the next young woman. To her in turn he embarked on the epic of his needs, and in turn too she presented him with her book of specimens and asked him to choose one. As the book was only another copy of the same edition, it is not surprising that Roger found himself no further forward.
Once more he edged along the counter, and once more he recited his saga to the third, and last, young woman. Knowing the game, she handed him her book of specimens. But this time Roger had his reward. This book was one of the same edition, but it was not an exact copy.
"Of course I'm sure you'll have what I want," he remarked garrulously as he flicked over the pages, "because I was recommended here by a friend who is really most particular. Most particular."
"Is that so?" said the young woman, doing her best to appear extremely interested. She was a very young woman indeed, young enough to study the technique of salesmanship in her spare time; and one of the first rules in salesmanship, she had learned, was to receive a customer's remark that it is a fine day with the same eager and respectful admiration of the penetrating powers of his observation as she would accord to a fortune - teller who informed her that she would receive a letter from a dark stranger across the water containing an offer of money, on her note of hand alone. "Well," she said, trying hard, "some people are particular, and that's a fact."
"Dear me!" Roger seemed much struck. "Do you know, I believe I've got my friend's photograph on me this very minute. Isn't that an extraordinary coincidence?"
"Well, I never," said the dutiful young woman.
Roger produced the coincidental photograph and handed it across the counter. "There! Recognise it?"
The young woman took the photograph and studied it closely. "So that's your friend! Well, isn't that extraordinary? Yes, of course I recognise it. It's a small world, isn't it?"
"About a fortnight ago, I think my friend was in here last," Roger persisted. "Is that right?"
The young woman pondered. "Yes, it would be about a fortnight ago, I suppose. Yes, just about. Now this is a line we're selling a good deal of just at present."
Roger bought an inordinate quantity of note - paper he didn't want in the least, out of sheer lightness of heart. And because she really was a very nice young woman, and it was a shame to take advantage of her.
Then he went back to his rooms for lunch. Most of the afternoon he spent in trying apparently to buy a second - hand typewriter.
Roger was very particular that his typewriter should be a Hamilton No. 4. When the salesman tried to induce him to consider other makes he refused to look at them, saying that he had had the Hamilton No. 4 so strongly recommended to him by a friend, who had bought a second - hand one just about three weeks ago. Perhaps it was at this very shop? No? They hadn't sold a Hamilton No. 4 for the last two months? How very odd.
But at one shop they had; and that was odder still. The obliging salesman looked up the exact date, and found that it was just a month ago. Roger described his friend, and the salesman at once agreed that Roger's friend and his own customer were one and the same.
"Good gracious, and now I come to think of it," Roger cried, " I actually believe I've got my friend's photograph on me at this very minute. Let me see!" He rummaged in his pockets, and to his great astonishment produced the photograph in question.
The salesman most obligingly proceeded to identify his customer without hesitation. He then went on, just as obligingly, to sell Roger the second - hand Hamilton No. 4 which that enthusiastic detective felt he had not the face to refuse to buy. Detecting, Roger was discovering, is for the person without official authority to back him, a singularly expensive business. But like Mrs. Fielder - Flemming, he did not grudge money spent in a good cause.
He went back to his rooms to tea. There was nothing more to be done except await the call from Moresby.
It came sooner than he expected. "Is that you, Mr. Sheringham? There are fourteen taxi - drivers here, littering up my office," said Moresby offensively. "They all took fares from Piccadilly Circus to the Strand, or vice versa, at your time. What do you want me to do with 'em?"
"Kindly keep them till I come, Chief Inspector," returned Roger with dignity, and grabbed his hat. He had not expected more than three at the most, but he was not going to let Moresby know that.
The interview with the fourteen was brief enough however. To each grinning man in turn (Roger deduced a little heavy humour on the part of Moresby before he arrived) Roger showed the photograph, taking some pains to hold it so that Moresby could not see it, and asked if he could recognise his fare.
Not a single one could. Moresby dismissed the men with a broad grin.
"That's a pity, Mr. Sheringham. Puts a bit of a spoke in the case you're trying to work up, no doubt?"
Roger smiled at him in a superior manner. "On the contrary, my dear Moresby, it just about clinches it."
"It what did you say?" asked Moresby, startled out of his grammar. "What are you up to, Mr. Sheringham, eh?"
"I thought you knew all that. Aren't we being sleuthed?"
"Well!" Moresby actually looked a shade out of countenance. "To tell you the truth, Mr. Sheringham, all your people seemed to be going so far off the lines that I called my men off; it didn't seem worth while keeping 'em on."
"Dear, dear," said Roger gently. "Fancy that. Well, it's a small world, isn't it?"
"So what have you been doing, Mr. Sheringham? You've no objection to telling me that, I suppose? "
"None in the least, Moresby. Your work for you. Does it interest you to know that I've found out who sent those chocolates to Sir Eustace?"
Moresby eyed him for a moment. "It certainly does, Mr. Sheringham. If you really have."
"Oh, I have, yes," said Roger very nonchalantly; even Mr. Bradley himself could not have spoken more so. "I'll give you a report on it as soon as I've got my evidence in order. - It was an interesting case," he added. And suppressed a yawn.
"Was it now, Mr. Sheringham?" said Moresby, in a choked voice.
"Oh, yes; in its way. But absurdly simple once one had grasped the really essential factor. Quite ridiculously so. I'll let you have that report some time. So long, then." And he strolled out.
One cannot conceal the fact that Roger had his annoying moments.
CHAPTER XIII
ROGER called on himself.
"Ladies and gentlemen, as the one responsible for this experiment, I think I can congratulate myself. The three members who have spoken so far have shown an ingenuity of observation and argument which I think could have been called fo
rth by no other agency. Each was convinced before beginning to speak that he or she had solved the problem and could produce positive proof in support of such solution, and each, I think, is still entitled to say that his or her reading of the puzzle has not yet been definitely disproved.
"Even Sir Charles's choice of Lady Pennefather is perfectly arguable, in spite of the positive alibi that Miss Dammers is able to give to Lady Pennefather herself; Sir Charles is quite entitled to say that Lady Pennefather has an accomplice, and to adduce in support of that the rather dubious circumstances attending her stay in Paris.
"And in this connection I should like to take the opportunity of retracting what I said to Bradley last night. I said that I knew definitely that the woman he had in mind could not have committed the murder. That was a mis-statement. I didn't know definitely at all. I found the idea, from what I personally know of her, to be quite incredible.
"Moreover," said Roger bravely, "I have some reason to suspect the origin of her interest in criminology, and I'm pretty sure it's quite a different one from that postulated by Bradley. What I should have said was, that her guilt of this crime was a psychological impossibility. But so far as facts go, one can't prove psychological impossibilities. Bradley is still perfectly entitled to believe her the criminal. And in any case she must certainly remain on the list of suspects."
"I agree with you, Sheringham, you know, about the psychological impossibility," remarked Mr. Bradley. "I said as much. The trouble is that I consider I proved the case against her."
"But you proved the case against yourself too," pointed out Mrs. Fielder - Flemming sweetly.
"Oh, yes; but that doesn't worry me with its inconsistency. That involves no psychological impossibility, you see."
"No," said Mrs. Fielder - Flemming. "Perhaps not."
"Psychological impossibility!" contributed Sir Charles robustly. "Oh, you novelists. You're all so tied up with Freud nowadays that you've lost sight of human nature altogether. When I was a young man nobody talked about psychological impossibilities. And why? Because we knew very well that there's no such thing."
"In other words, the most improbable person may, in certain circumstances, do the most unlikely things," amplified Mrs. Fielder - Flemming. "Well, I may be old - fashioned, but I'm inclined to agree with that."
"Constance Kent," led Sir Charles.
"Lizzie Borden," Mrs. Fielder - Flemming covered.
"The entire Adelaide Bartlett case," Sir Charles brought out the ace of trumps.
Mrs. Fielder - Flemming gathered the cards up into a neat pack. "In my opinion, people who talk of psychological impossibilities are treating their subjects as characters in one of their own novels - they're infusing a certain percentage of their own mental make - up into them and consequently never see clearly that what they think may be the impossible for themselves may quite well be the possible (however improbable) in somebody else."
"Then there is something to be said after all for the detective story merchant's axiom of the most unlikely person," murmured Mr. Bradley. "Good!"
"Shall we hear what Mr. Sheringham's got to say about the case now? " suggested Miss Dammers.
Roger took the hint. "I was going on to say how interestingly the experiment had turned out, too, in that the three people who have already spoken happen each to have hit on a different person for the criminal. I, by the way, am going to suggest another, or even if Miss Dammers and Mr. Chitterwick each agree with one of us, that gives us four entirely different possibilities. I don't mind confessing that I'd hoped something like that would happen, though I hardly looked for such an excellent result.
"Still, as Bradley has pointed out in his remarks about closed and open murders, the possibilities in this case really are almost infinite. That, of course, makes it so much more interesting from our point of view. For instance, I began my own investigations from the point of view of Sir Eustace's private life. It was there, I felt convinced, that the clue to the murder was to be found. Just as Bradley did. And like him, I thought that this clue would be in the form of a discarded mistress; jealousy or revenge, I was sure, would turn out to be the mainspring of the crime. Lastly, like him I was convinced from the very first glance at the business that the crime was the work of a woman.
"The consequence was that I began work entirely from the angle of Sir Eustace's women. I spent a good many not too savoury days collecting data, until I was convinced that I had a complete list of all his affairs during the past five years. It was not too difficult. Sir Eustace, as I said last night, is not a reticent man. Apparently I had not got the full list, for mine hadn't included the lady whose name was not mentioned last night, and if there was one omission it's possible there may be more. At any rate, it seems that Sir Eustace, to do him justice, did have his moments of discretion.
" But now all that is really beside the point. What matters is that at first I was certain that the crime was the work not only of a woman, but of a woman who had comparatively recently been Sir Eustace's mistress.
"I have now changed all my opinions, in toto."
"Oh, really!" moaned Mr. Bradley. "Don't tell me I was wrong all along the line."
"I'm afraid so," said Roger, trying to keep the triumph out of his voice. It is a difficult thing, when one has really and truly solved a problem which has baffled so many excellent brains, to appear entirely indifferent about it.
"I regret to have to say," he went on, hoping he appeared humbler than he felt, "I regret to have to say that I can't claim all credit for this change of view for my own perspicacity. To be quite honest, it was sheer luck. A chance meeting with a silly woman in Bond Street put me in possession of a piece of information, trivial in itself (my informant never for one moment saw its possible significance), but which immediately altered the whole case for me. I saw in a flash that I'd been working from the beginning on mistaken premises. That I'd been making, in fact, the particular fundamental mistake which the murderer had intended the police and everybody else to make.
"It's a curious business, this element of luck in the solution of crime - puzzles," Roger ruminated. "As it happens I was discussing it with Moresby, in connection with this very case. I pointed out to him the number of impossible problems which Scotland Yard solves eventually through sheer luck - a vital piece of evidence turning up of its own accord so to speak, or a piece of information brought in by an angry woman because her husband happened to have given her grounds for jealousy just before the crime. That sort of thing is happening all the time. The Avenging Chance, I suggested as a title, if Moresby ever wanted to make a film out of such a story.
"Well, The Avenging Chance has worked again. By means of that lucky encounter in Bond Street, in one moment of enlightenment it showed me who really had sent those chocolates to Sir Eustace Pennefather."
"Well, well, well!" Mr. Bradley kindly expressed the feelings of the Circle.
"And who was it, then? " queried Miss Dammers, who had an unfortunate lack of dramatic feeling. For that matter Miss Dammers was inclined to plume herself on the fact that she had no sense of construction, and that none of her books ever had a plot. Novelists who use words like 'values' and 'reflexes' and 'Oedipus - complex' simply won't have anything to do with plots. "Who appeared to you in this interesting revelation, Mr. Sheringham?"
"Oh, let me work my story up a little first," Roger pleaded.
Miss Dammers sighed. Stories, as Roger as a fellow - craftsman ought to have known, simply weren't done nowadays. But then Roger was a best - seller, and anything is possible with a creature like that.
Unconscious of these reflections, Roger was leaning back in his chair in an easy attitude, meditating gently. When he began to speak again it was in a more conversational tone than he had used before.
"You know, this really was a very remarkable case. You and Bradley, Mrs. Fielder - Flemming, didn't do the criminal justice when you described it as a hotch - potch of other cases. Any ideas of real merit in previous cases may have been b
orrowed, perhaps; but as Fielding says, in Tom Jones, to borrow from the classics, even without acknowledgment, is quite legitimate for the purposes of an original work. And this is an original work. It has one feature which not only absolves it from all charge to the contrary, but which puts its head and shoulders above all its prototypes.
'It's bound to become one of the classical cases itself. And but for the merest accident, which the criminal for all his ingenuity couldn't possibly have foreseen, I think it would have become one of the classical mysteries. On the whole I'm inclined to consider it the most perfectly - planned murder I've ever heard of (because of course one doesn't hear of the even more perfectly - planned ones that are never known to be murders at all). It's so exactly right - ingenious, utterly simple, and as near as possible infallible."
"Humph! Not so very infallible, as it turned out, Sheringham, eh?" grunted Sir Charles.
Roger smiled at him. "The motive's so obvious, when you know where to look for it; but you didn't know. The method's so significant, once you've grasped its real essentials; but you didn't grasp them. The traces are so thinly covered, when you've realised just what is covering them; but you didn't realise. Everything was anticipated. The soap was left lying about in chunks, and we all hurried to stuff our eyes with it. No wonder we couldn't see clearly. It really was beautifully planned. The police, the public, the press - everybody completely taken in. It seems almost a pity to have to give the murderer away."
"Really, Mr. Sheringham," remarked Mrs. Fielder - Flemming. "You're getting quite lyrical."
"A perfect murder makes me feel lyrical. If I was this particular criminal I should have been writing odes to myself for the last fortnight."
"And as it is," suggested Miss Dammers, "you feel like writing odes to yourself for having solved the thing."
"I do rather," Roger agreed. "Well, I'll begin with the evidence. As to that, I won't say that I've got such a collection of details as Bradley was able to amass to prove his first theory, but I think you'll all agree that I've got quite enough. Perhaps I can't do better than run through his list of twelve conditions which the murderer must fulfil, though as you'll see I don't by any means agree with all of them.
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