I went back to the hotel and took a nap. After dinner I finished reading the paper and decided to have my second drink. I poured two or three ounces of bourbon into my glass and drank it off. I sat down and read some more but I couldn't concentrate very well on what I was reading. I thought of having another drink but I reminded myself I'd already had two that day.
Then I realized something. I'd had my morning drink more than twelve hours ago. More time had elapsed since then than had separated it from my last drink the night before. So that drink had long since left my system, and shouldn't properly be counted as part oftoday's drinks.
Which meant I was entitled to another drink before I went to bed.
I was pleased with having figured that out, and decided to reward myself for my insight by making the drink a respectable one. I filled the water glass to within a half inch of the top and took my time drinking it, sitting in my chair with it like a model in one of those Man of Distinction ads. I had the sense to realize that it was the number of drinks that was significant, not their size, and then it struck me that I'd cheated myself. My first drink, if you could call it that, had been a short measure. In a sense, I owed myself about four ounces of bourbon.
I poured what I judged to be four ounces and drained the glass.
I was pleased to note that the drinks hadn't had any discernible effect on me. I certainly wasn't drunk. As a matter of fact, I felt better than I'd felt in a long time. Too good, in fact, to sit around the room. I'd go out, find a congenial spot, have a Coke or a cup of coffee. Not a drink, because in the first place I didn't want any more and, just as important, I'd already had my two drinks for the day.
I had a Coke at Polly's. On Ninth Avenue I had a glass of ginger ale at a gay bar called Kid Gloves. Some of the other drinkers looked faintly familiar, and I wondered if any of them had been at the meeting that afternoon in the Village.
A block further downtown I realized something. I'd been controlling my drinking for days now, and before that I'd been off the sauce entirely for over a week, and that proved something. Hell, if I could limit myself to two drinks a day, that was fairly strong evidence that I didn't need to limit myself to two drinks a day. I'd had my problems with alcohol in the past, I couldn't very well deny it, but evidently I had outgrown that stage in my life.
So, although I certainly didn't need another drink, I could just as certainly have one if I wanted one. And I did want one, as a matter of fact, so why not have it?
I went into the saloon and ordered a double bourbon with water back. I remember the bartender had a shiny bald head, and I remember him pouring the drink, and I remember picking it up.
That's the last thing I remember.
NINE
I woke up suddenly, consciousness coming on abruptly and at top volume. I was in a hospital bed.
That was the first shock. The second came a little later when I found out it was Wednesday. I couldn't remember anything after I picked up that third drink Sunday night.
I'd had occasional blackouts for years. Sometimes I'd lose the last half hour of the night. Sometimes I'd lose a few hours.
I'd never lost two whole days before.
They didn't want to let me go. I'd been admitted late the previous night and they wanted to keep me in detox for a full five days.
An intern said, 'The booze isn't even out of your system yet. You'll walk around the corner and pick up a drink five minutes after you get out of here.'
'No I won't.'
'You just went through detox here a couple of weeks ago. It's on your chart. We cleaned you up and how long did you last?'
I didn't say anything.
'You know how you got here last night? You had a convulsion, a full-scale grand mal seizure. Ever have one of those before?'
'No.'
'Well, you'll have them again. If you keep on drinking you can pretty much count on it. Not every time, but sooner or later. And sooner or later you'll die of it. If you don't die of something else first.'
'Stop it.'
He grabbed me by the shoulder. 'No, I won't stop it,' he said. 'Why the hell should I stop it? I can't be polite and considerate of your feelings and expect to cut through all your bullshit at the same time. Look at me. Listen to me. You're an alcoholic. If you drink you'll die.'
I didn't say anything.
He had it all figured out. I would spend ten days in detox. Then I'd go to Smithers for twenty-eight days of alcoholic rehabilitation. He let up on that part when he found out I didn't have medical insurance or the couple of thousand dollars rehab would cost, but he was still holding out for a five-day stay in the detox ward.
'I don't have to stay,' I said. 'I'm not going to drink.'
'Everybody says that.'
'In my case it's true. And you can't keep me here if I don't agree to stay. You have to let me sign out.'
'If you do you'll be signing out AMA. Against Medical Advice.'
'Than that's what I'll do.'
He looked angry for a moment. Then he shrugged. 'Suit yourself,' he said cheerfully. 'Next time maybe you'll listen to advice.'
'There won't be a next time.'
'Oh, there'll be a next time, all right,' he said. 'Unless you fall on your face closer to some other hospital. Or die before you get here.'
The clothes they brought me were a mess, dirty from rolling in the street, the shirt and jacket stained with blood. I'd been bleeding from a scalp wound when they brought me in and they'd stitched it up for me. I had evidently sustained the wound during the seizure, unless I'd acquired it earlier in my adventures.
I had enough cash on me for the hospital bill. A minor miracle, that.
It had rained during the morning and the streets were still wet. I stood on the sidewalk and felt the confidence drain out of me. There was a bar right across the street. I had money in my pocket for a drink and I knew it would make me feel better.
I went back to my hotel instead. I had to get up the nerve to approach the desk and collect my mail and messages, as if I'd done something shameful and owed some profound apology to the desk clerk. The worst of it was not knowing what I might have done during the time I was in blackout.
Nothing showed in the clerk's expression. Maybe I'd spent most of the lost time in my room, drinking in isolation. Maybe I'd never returned to the hotel since I left it Sunday night.
I went upstairs and ruled out the latter hypothesis. I'd evidently returned sometime either Monday or Tuesday, because I'd finished the bottle of J. W. Dant and there was a half-full quart of Jim Beam on the bureau beside the empty Dant bottle. The dealer's label indicated it was from a store on Eighth Avenue.
I thought, Well, here's the first test. Either you drink or you don't.
I poured the bourbon down the sink, rinsed out both bottles and put them in the trash.
The mail was all junk. I got rid of it and looked at my messages. Anita had called Monday morning. Someone named Jim Faber had called Tuesday night and left a number. And Chance had called once last night and once this morning.
I took a long hot shower and a careful shave and put on clean clothes. I threw out the shirt and socks and underwear I'd worn home from the hospital and put the suit aside. Maybe the dry cleaner would be able to do something with it. I picked up my messages and went through them again.
My ex-wife Anita. Chance, the pimp who'd killed Kim Dakkinen. And somebody named Faber. I didn't know anybody named Faber, unless he was some drunk who'd become a long-lost buddy during my drunken wanderings.
I discarded the slip with his number and weighed a trip downstairs against the hassle of placing a call through the hotel operator. If I hadn't poured out the bourbon I might have had a drink just about then. Instead I went downstairs and called Anita from the lobby booth.
It was a curious conversation. We were carefully polite, as we often are, and after we'd circled one another like first-round prizefighters she asked me why I'd called. 'I'm just returning your call,' I said. 'I'm sorry it took me aw
hile.'
'Returning my call?'
'There's a message that you called Monday.'
There was a pause. Then she said, 'Matt, we spoke Monday night. You called me back. Don't you remember?'
I felt a chill, as if someone had just scraped a piece of chalk on a blackboard. 'Of course I remember,' I said. 'But how did this slip get back in my box? I thought you'd called a second time.'
'No.'
'I must have dropped the message slip and then some helpful idiot returned it to my box, and it got handed to me just now and I thought it was another call.'
'That's what must have happened.'
'Sure,' I said. 'Anita, I'd had a couple drinks when I spoke to you the other night. My memory's a little vague. You want to remind me what we talked about in case there's anything I forgot?'
We had talked about orthodontia for Mickey. I'd told her to get another opinion. I remembered that part of the conversation, I assured her. Was there anything else? I had said I was hoping to send more money soon, a more substantial contribution than I'd made lately, and paying for the kid's braces shouldn't be any problem. I told her I remembered that part, too, and she said that was about all, except that of course I'd talked to the children. Oh, sure, I told her. I remembered my conversation with the boys. And that was all? Well, then, my memory wasn't so bad after all, was it?
I was shaking when I hung up the phone. I sat there and tried to summon up a memory of the conversation she had just described and it was hopeless. Everything was a blank from the moment just before the third drink Sunday night to the time I'd come out of it in the hospital. Everything, all of it, gone.
I tore up the message slip, tore it in half again, put the scraps in my pocket. I looked at the other message. The number Chance had left was his service number. I called Midtown North instead. Durkin wasn't in but they gave me his home number.
He sounded groggy when he answered. 'Gimme a second, lemme light a cigarette,' he said. When he came back on the line he sounded all right. 'I was watching teevee,' he said, 'and I went and fell asleep in front of the set. What's on your mind, Scudder?'
'That pimp's been trying to reach me. Chance.'
'Trying to reach you how?'
'By phone. He left a number for me to call. His answering service. So he's probably in town, and if you want me to set him up - '
'We're not looking for him.'
For an awful moment I thought I must have spoken to Durkin during my blackout, that one of us had called the other and I didn't remember it. But he went on talking and I realized that hadn't happened.
'We had him over at the station house and we sweated him,' he explained. 'We put out a pickup order but he wound up coming in on his own accord. He had a slick lawyer with him and he was pretty slick himself.'
'You let him go?'
'We didn't have one damn thing to hold him on. He had an alibi for the whole stretch from several hours before the estimated time of death to six or eight hours after. The alibi looks solid and we haven't got anything to stack up against it. The clerk who checked Charles Jones into the Galaxy can't come up with a description. I mean he can't say for sure if the man he signed in was black or white. He sort of thinks he was white. How'd you like to hand that to the D.A.?'
'He could have had someone else rent the room. Those big hotels, they don't keep any track of who goes in and out.'
'You're right. He could have had someone rent the room. He also could have had someone kill her.'
'Is that what you figure he did?'
'I don't get paid to figure. I know we haven't got a case against the son of a bitch.'
I thought for a moment. 'Why would he call me?'
'How would I know?'
'Does he know I steered you to him?'
'He didn't hear it from me.'
'Then what does he want with me?'
'Why don't you ask him yourself?'
It was warm in the booth. I cracked the door, let a little air in. 'Maybe I'll do that.'
'Sure. Scudder? Don't meet him in a dark alley, huh? Because if he's got some kind of a hard-on for you, you want to watch your back.'
'Right.'
'And if he does nail you, leave a dying message, will you? That's what they always do on television.'
'I'll see what I can do.'
'Make it clever,' he said. 'but not too clever, you know? Keep it simple enough so I can figure it out.'
I dropped a dime and called his service. The woman with the smoker's rasp to her voice said, 'Eight-oh-nine-two. May I help you?'
I said, 'My name's Scudder. Chance called me and I'm returning his call.'
She said she expected to be speaking to him soon and asked for my number. I gave it to her and went upstairs and stretched out on the bed.
A little less than an hour later the phone rang. 'It's Chance,' he said. 'I want to thank you for returning my call.'
'I just got the message an hour or so ago. Both of the messages.'
'I'd like to speak with you,' he said. 'Face to face, that is.'
'All right.'
'I'm downstairs, I'm in your lobby. I thought we could get a drink or a cup of coffee in the neighborhood. Could you come down?'
'All right.'
TEN
He said, 'You still think I killed her, don't you?'
'What does it matter what I think?'
'It matters to me.'
I borrowed Durkin's line. 'Nobody pays me to think.'
We were in the back booth of a coffee shop a few doors from Eighth Avenue. My coffee was black. His was just a shade lighter than his skin tone. I'd ordered a toasted English muffin, figuring that I probably ought to eat something, but I hadn't been able to bring myself to touch it.
He said, 'I didn't do it.'
'All right.'
'I have what you might call an alibi in depth. A whole roomful of people can account for my time that night. I wasn't anywhere near that hotel.'
'That's handy.'
'What's that supposed to mean?'
'Whatever you want it to mean.'
'You're saying I could have hired it done.'
I shrugged. I felt edgy, sitting across the table from him, but more than that I felt tired. I wasn't afraid of him.
'Maybe I could have. But I didn't.'
'If you say so.'
'God damn,' he said, and drank some of his coffee. 'She anything more to you than you let on that night?'
'No.'
'Just a friend of a friend?'
'That's right.'
He looked at me, and his gaze was like a too-bright light shining in my eyes. 'You went to bed with her,' he said. Before I could respond he said, 'Sure, that's what you did. How else would she say thank you? The woman only spoke one language. I hope that wasn't the only compensation you got, Scudder. I hope she didn't pay the whole fee in whore's coin.'
'My fees are my business,' I said. 'Anything that happened between us is my business.'
He nodded. 'I'm just getting a fix on where you're coming from, that's all.'
'I'm not coming from anyplace and I'm not going anywhere. I did a piece of work and I was paid in full. The client's dead and I didn't have anything to do with that and it doesn't have anything to do with me. You say you had nothing to do with her death. Maybe that's true and maybe it isn't. I don't know and I don't have to know and I don't honestly give a damn. That's between you and the police. I'm not the police.'
'You used to be.'
'But I'm not anymore. I'm not the police and I'm not the dead girl's brother and I'm not some avenging angel with a flaming sword. You think it matters to me who killed Kim Dakkinen? You think I give a damn?'
'Yes.'
I looked at him.
He said, 'Yes, I think it matters to you. I think you care who killed her. That's why I'm here.' He smiled gently. 'See,' he said, 'what I want is to hire you, Mr. Matthew Scudder. I want you to find out who killed her.'
I took a while before I believed he
was serious. Then I did what I could to talk him out of it. If there was any kind of trail leading to Kim's killer, I told him, the police had the best chance of finding and following it. They had the authority and the manpower and the talent and the connections and the skills. I had none of the above.
'You're forgetting something,' he said.
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