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by Robert Burns


  1 Anna L. Barbauld, English radical poet (1743–1825).

  2 David Herd (d. 1810).

  3 A castle by North Berwick.

  Love and Liberty:

  A Cantata

  or The Jolly Beggars

  First printed by Stewart and Meikle, Glasgow, 1799.

  RECITATIVO

  When lyart leaves bestrow the yird, withered, ground

  Or, wavering like the Bauckie-bird,1

  Bedim cauld Boreas’ blast; cold, the North Wind

  When hailstanes drive wi’ bitter skyte, -stones, lash

  5 And infant Frosts begin to bite,

  In hoary cranreuch drest; hoar frost

  Ae night at e’en a merry core one, evening, crowd

  O’ randie, gangrel bodies, disorderly vagrants

  In Poosie-Nansie’s2 held the splore, merry meeting

  10 To drink their orra duddies: spare rags

  Wi’ quaffing, and laughing,

  They ranted an’ they sang;

  Wi’ jumping, an’ thumping,

  The vera girdle rang. very, iron baking plate

  15 First, niest the fire, in auld red rags, next, old

  Ane sat; weel brac’d wi’ mealy bags, one, well – oat meal

  And knapsack a’ in order;

  His doxy lay within his arm; lassie

  Wi’ USQUEBAE an’ blankets warm, whisky

  20 She blinket on her Sodger: leered

  An’ ay he gies the tozie drab gives, tipsy

  The tither skelpan kiss, smacking

  While she held up her greedy gab mouth

  Just like an aumous dish: wooden alms dish

  25 Ilk smack still, did crack still, each

  Just like a cadger’s whup; beggar’s whip

  Then swaggering, an’ staggering,

  He roar’d this ditty up —

  Air – Tune: SOLDIER ’S JOY

  I am a Son of Mars who have been in many wars,

  And show my cuts and scars wherever I come;

  This here was for a wench, and that other in a trench,

  When welcoming the French at the sound of the drum.

  5 Lal de daudle, etc.

  My Prenticeship I past, where my LEADER breath’d his last,

  When the bloody die was cast on the heights of ABRAM;1

  And I served out my TRADE when the gallant game was play’d,

  And the MORO2 low was laid at the sound of the drum.

  10 I lastly was with Curtis3 among the floating batt’ries,

  And there I left for witness, an arm and a limb;

  Yet let my Country need me, with ELLIOT4 to head me

  I’d clatter on my stumps at the sound of the drum.

  And now tho’ I must beg with a wooden arm and leg,

  15 And many a tatter’d rag hanging over my bum,

  I’m as happy with my wallet, my bottle, and my Callet, lass

  As when I us’d in scarlet to follow a drum.

  What tho,’ with hoary locks, I must stand the winter shocks,

  Beneath the woods and rocks oftentimes for a home,

  20 When the tother bag I sell and the tother bottle tell,

  I could meet a troop of HELL at the sound of a drum.

  RECITATIVO

  He ended; and the kebars sheuk, rafters shook

  Aboon the chorus roar; above

  While frighted rattons backward leuk, rats, look

  An’ seek the benmost bore: innermost hole

  5 A fairy FIDDLER frae the neuk, corner

  He skirl’d out, ENCORE.

  But up arose the martial CHUCK, soldier’s whore

  An’ laid the loud uproar —

  Air – Tune: SODGER LADDIE

  I once was a Maid, tho’ I cannot tell when,

  And still my delight is in proper young men:

  Some one of a troop of DRAGOONS was my dadie,

  No wonder I’m fond of a SODGER LADDIE. soldier

  5 Sing lal de dal, &c.

  The first of my LOVES was a swaggering blade,

  To rattle the thundering drum was his trade;

  His leg was so tight, and his cheek was so ruddy,

  Transported I was with my SODGER LADDIE.

  10 But the godly old Chaplain left him in the lurch;

  The sword I forsook for the sake of the church;

  He ventur’d the SOUL, and I risked the BODY,

  ’Twas then I prov’d false to my SODGER LADDIE.

  Full soon I grew sick of my sanctified Sot,

  15 The Regiment AT LARGE for a HUSBAND I got;

  From the gilded SPONTOON to the FIFE I was ready;

  I asked no more but a SODGER LADDIE.

  But the Peace it reduc’d me to beg in despair,

  Till I met my old boy in a CUNNINGHAM Fair;

  20 His RAGS REGIMENTAL they flutter’d so gaudy:

  My heart it rejoic’d at a SODGER LADDIE.

  And now I have lived — I know not how long,

  But still I can join in a cup and a song;

  And whilst with both hands I can hold the glass steady,

  25 Here’s to thee, MY HERO, MY SODGER LADDIE!

  RECITATIVO

  Poor Merry-Andrew in the neuk, corner

  Sat guzzling wi’ a Tinkler-hizzie; -girl

  They mind’t na wha the chorus teuk, not who

  Between themselves they were sae busy:

  5 At length wi’ drink an’ courting dizzy,

  He stoiter’d up an’ made a face; staggered

  Then turn’d an’ laid a smack on Grizzie, kiss

  Syne tun’d his pipes wi’ grave grimace — then

  Air – Tune: auld s ir symon

  Sir Wisdom’s a fool when he’s fou; drunk

  Sir Knave is a fool in a Session,

  He ’s there but a prentice, I trow, trust/know

  But I am a fool by profession.

  5 My Grannie she bought me a beuk, book

  An’ I held awa to the school; away

  I fear I my talent misteuk, mistook

  But what will ye hae of a fool. have

  For drink I wad venture my neck; would

  10 A hizzie ’s the half of my Craft: wench

  But what could ye other expect

  Of ane that’s avowedly daft. one, half-witted

  I ance was ty’d up like a stirk once, tied, bullock

  For civilly swearing and quaffing;

  15 I ance was abus’d i’ the kirk, once

  For towsing a lass i’ my daffin. touching up, fun

  Poor Andrew that tumbles for sport,

  Let nae body name wi’ a jeer; nobody

  There’s even, I’m tauld, i’ the Court told

  20 A Tumbler ca’d the Premier. called

  Observ’d ye yon reverend lad

  Mak faces to tickle the Mob;

  He rails at our mountebank squad,

  It’s rivalship just i’ the job.

  25 And now my conclusion I’ll tell,

  For faith I’m confoundedly dry:

  The chiel that’s a fool for himsel, fellow

  Guid Lord, he’s far dafter than I.

  RECITATIVO

  Then niest outspak a raucle Carlin, next, sturdy woman

  Wha kent fu’ weel to cleek the Sterlin; who knew well, steal money

  For mony a pursie she had hooked, many

  An’ had in mony a well been douked: many, ducked

  5 Her LOVE had been a HIGHLAND

  LADDIE,

  But weary fa’ the waefu’ woodie! fall, woeful gallows

  Wi’ sighs an’ sobs she thus began

  To wail her braw JOHN HIGHLANDMAN —

  Air – Tune: o, an’ ye were dead, guidman

  A HIGHLAND lad my Love was born,

  The lalland laws he held in scorn; lowland

  But he still was faithfu’ to his clan,

  My gallant, braw JOHN HIGHLANDMAN. fine

  Chorus

  5 Sing hey my braw John Highlandman!
/>   Sing ho my braw John Highlandman!

  There’s not a lad in a’ the lan’

  Was match for my John Highlandman.

  With his Philibeg, an’ tartan Plaid, kilt

  10 An’ guid Claymore down by his side, good broadsword

  The ladies’ hearts he did trepan, ensnare

  My gallant, braw John Highlandman.

  Sing hey my braw &c.

  We ranged a’ from Tweed to Spey,

  An’ liv’d like lords an’ ladies gay:

  15 For a lalland face he feared none, lowland

  My gallant, braw John Highlandman.

  Sing hey my braw &c.

  They banish’d him beyond the sea,

  But ere the bud was on the tree,

  Adown my cheeks the pearls ran,

  20 Embracing my John Highlandman.

  Sing hey my braw &c.

  But Och! they catch’d him at the last,

  And bound him in a dungeon fast,

  My curse upon them every one,

  They’ve hang’d my braw John Highlandman!

  Sing hey my braw &c.

  25 And now a Widow I must mourn

  The Pleasures that will ne’er return;

  No comfort but a hearty can,

  When I think on John Highlandman.

  Sing hey my braw &c.

  RECITATIVO

  A pigmy Scraper wi’ his Fiddle,

  Wha us’d to trystes an’ fairs to driddle, cattle market, play

  Her strappan limb an’ gausy middle, strong, buxom

  (He reach’d nae higher) no

  5 Had hol’d his HEARTIE like a riddle, sieve

  An’ blawn’t on fire. blown it

  Wi’ hand on hainch, and upward e’e, haunch

  He croon’d his gamut, ONE, TWO, THREE, whispered

  Then in an ARIOSO key, melodious

  10 The wee Apollo

  Set off wi’ ALLEGRETTO glee paced but graceful

  His GIGA SOLO —

  Air Tune: whistle owre the lave o’t

  Let me ryke up to dight that tear, reach, wipe

  An’ go wi’ me an’ be my DEAR;

  An’ then your every CARE an’ FEAR

  May whistle owre the lave o’t. over, remainder

  Chorus

  5 I am a Fiddler to my trade,

  An’ a’ the tunes that e’er I play’d,

  The sweetest still to WIFE or MAID

  Was Whistle Owre the Lave O’t.

  At KIRNS an’ WEDDINS we’se be there, harvest homes

  10 An’ O sae nicely’s we will fare! so

  We’ll bowse about till Dadie Care booze/drink

  Sing Whistle Owre the Lave O’t.

  I am a &c.

  Sae merrily the banes we’ll pyke, so, bones, pick

  An’ sun oursells about the dyke; stone wall

  15 An’ at our leisure, when ye like

  We’ll whistle owre the lave o’t.

  I am a &c.

  But bless me wi’ your heav’n o’ charms,

  An’ while I kittle hair on thairms, move bow-hair, catgut

  HUNGER, CAULD, an’ a’ sic harms cold, such

  20 May whistle owre the lave o’t.

  I am a &c.

  RECITATIVO

  Her charms had struck a sturdy CAIRD, gypsy

  As weel as poor GUTSCRAPER; well, fiddler

  He taks the Fiddler by the beard,

  An’ draws a roosty rapier — rusty sword

  5 He swoor by a’ was swearing worth swore

  To speet him like a Pliver, spit, plover

  Unless he would from that time forth

  Relinquish her for ever:

  Wi’ ghastly e’e poor TWEEDLEDEE eye

  10 Upon his hunkers bended, knees

  An’ pray’d for grace wi’ ruefu’ face,

  An’ sae the quarrel ended; so

  But tho’ his little heart did grieve,

  When round the TINKLER prest her,

  15 He feign’d to snirtle in his sleeve snigger

  When thus the CAIRD address’d her —

  Air – Tune: CLOUT THE CAULDRON

  My bonie lass I work in brass,

  A TINKLER is my station; tinker

  I’ve travell’d round all Christian ground

  In this my occupation;

  5 I’ve taen the gold an’ been enroll’d taken

  In many a noble squadron;

  But vain they search’d when off I march’d

  To go an’ clout the CAUDRON. mend, cauldron

  I’ve taen the gold &c.

  10 Despise that SHRIMP, that wither’d IMP,

  With a’ his noise an’ cap’rin; capering

  An’ take a share, wi’ those that bear

  The budget and the apron!

  And by that STOWP! my faith an’ houpe, cup, hope

  15 And by that dear KILBAIGIE1

  If e’er ye want, or meet wi’ scant,

  May I ne’er weet my CRAIGIE! wet, throat

  And by that STOWP &c. cup

  RECITATIVO

  The Caird prevail’d — th’ unblushing fair gypsy

  In his embraces sunk;

  Partly wi’ LOVE o’ercome sae sair, so sore

  An’ partly she was drunk:

  5 Sir VIOLINO with an air,

  That show’d a man o’ spunk, mettle/strength

  Wish’d UNISON between the PAIR,

  An’ made the bottle clunk clink

  To their health that night.

  10 But hurchin Cupid shot a shaft, urchin

  That play’d a DAME a shavie — trick

  The Fiddler RAK’D her FORE and AFT, had sex with

  Behint the Chicken cavie: hen-coop

  Her lord, a wight of HOMER’s craft,2

  15 Tho’ limpan wi’ the Spavie, spavin

  He hirpl’d up an’ lap like daft, limped, leaped

  An’ shor’d them DAINTY DAVIE played

  O’ boot that night. for free

  He was a care-defying blade,

  20 As ever BACCHUS listed!

  Tho’ Fortune sair upon him laid, sore

  His heart, she ever miss’d it.

  He had no WISH but — to be glad,

  Nor WANT but — when he thristed; thirsted

  25 He hated nought but — to be sad,

  An’ thus the Muse suggested

  His sang that night.

  Tune: FOR A’ THAT, AN’ A ’ THAT

  I AM a BARD of no regard,

  Wi’ gentle folks an’ a’ that;

  But HOMER LIKE the glowran byke, staring crowd

  Frae town to town I draw that. from

  Chorus

  5 For a’ that an’ a’ that,

  An’ twice as muckle’s a’ that, much as

  I’ve lost but ANE, I’ve TWA behin’, one

  I’ve WIFE ENEUGH for a’ that. enough

  I never drank the MUSES’ STANK, fountain

  10 Castalia’s burn an’ a’ that,

  But there it streams an’ richly reams, froths

  My HELICON I ca’ that.

  Great love I bear to a’ the FAIR,

  Their humble slave an’ a’ that;

  15 But lordly WILL, I hold it still

  A mortal sin to thraw that. frustrate

  In raptures sweet this hour we meet,

  Wi’ mutual love an’ a’ that;

  But for how lang the FLIE MAY STANG, fly, sting

  20 Let INCLINATION law that.

  Their tricks an’ craft hae put me daft, have

  They’ve taen me in, an’ a’ that, taken

  But clear your decks, an’ here’s the SEX!

  I like the jads for a’ that. jades

  25 For a’ that an’ a’ that

  An’ twice as muckle’s a’ that, much as

  My DEAREST BLUID to do them guid, blood, good

  They’re welcome till ‘t for a’ that!

  RECITATIVO

  So sung the BARD — and Nansie�
��s wa’s walls

  Shook with a thunder of applause

  Re-echo’d from each mouth!

  They toom’d their pocks, they pawn’d their duds, emptied pockets, clothes

  5 They scarcely left to coor their fuds cover, behinds

  To quench their lowan drouth:

  Then owre again the jovial thrang over, crowd

  The Poet did request

  To lowse his PACK an’ wale a sang, untie, select

  10 A BALLAD o’ the best.

  He, rising, rejoicing

  Between his TWA DEBORAHS, two

  Looks round him, an’ found them

  Impatient for the Chorus.

  Air – Tune: JOLLY MORTALS, FILL YOUR GLASSES

  See the smoking bowl before us,

  Mark our jovial, ragged ring!

  Round and round take up the Chorus,

  And in raptures let us sing —

  Chorus

 

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