Gather Ye Rosebuds

by Joan Smith

  Weylin offered to send a servant. I also offered to go.

  “I shall go myself. I am still good for something,” she said, and left.

  Weylin glanced up and smiled an understanding smile. “I wonder if we shall become crotchety when we are her age.”

  “Mama is just bored. She likes to keep busy.”

  “I see by your sketchpad that you keep busy as well, Miss Barron. I am impressed with these sketches. I looked through the book when the footman delivered it this morning. I hope you don’t mind?”

  “Not at all. This is only a rough sketchbook. My finished works are better, I hope.”

  “I should like to see them sometime. You have a talent for catching the character of your sitter.”

  “Thank you. I always preferred to draw people. I thought I had a bit of a knack for reading their characters, but I own I never fathomed my uncle’s double life. Of course, we have only Steptoe’s word for it that he was up to any tricks here.”

  He put his pencil down and passed the sketchpad along to me. “How is this?” he asked. He had drawn in a long, curled mustache and a spade beard, of the sort schoolboys use to deface public broadsheets.

  A bubble of laughter erupted at the childish manner of his execution. “Do you not feel you should put horns on his head, and a spear in his hand? This looks like Old Nick.”

  “I told you I would be no good at this!”

  I turned the page to another drawing of my uncle, and shaded in a small brush mustache and a short beard, of the sort an elderly gentleman might actually wear. “Something like this was what I had in mind.”

  Weylin studied it a moment in an approving manner. “That certainly changes his appearance. I would hardly recognize him as the same man.”

  “He might have worn glasses, too. Even green glasses.”

  I turned the page and drew steel-rimmed glasses on the next sketch. The change was less striking. I filled the glasses in with shadow, which concealed the eyes and made Barry less easily recognizable. Weylin stationed himself behind me while I finished off the aging of Lady Margaret. It was distracting to have such a close observer, but his aunt was certainly recognizable from the final sketch.

  “Amazing!” he said, sliding into the chair at my elbow. “There is just one thing that puzzles me, Miss Barron.”

  “What is that?”

  “Why the deuce do you bother taking lessons of Borsini, when you are head and shoulders above him?”

  The name Borsini was enough to throw me into a pelter, but the compliment did much to mitigate it. “I have learned a great deal from him,” I replied. “Not just in executing art, but in appreciating the great artists of history. Sometimes he brings art books with him, and explains the work of the masters. He is very familiar with all the great works in Italy, of course.”

  Weylin’s lips stretched into a grin. “I have heard before that it is not the painting lessons per se that are his chief attraction. I daresay some ladies go for that foreign strain.”

  “I am interested in art, milord, not dalliance,” I said, and examined my conscience to see if it was true.

  I had not learned much about painting techniques from Borsini for the past year. More and more the “lessons” involved examining the works of the Renaissance masters, as we sat with our heads together, while he related tales, probably apocryphal, of the great Italian homes where he ran tame. I had to wonder why he had left Italy, for he obviously did not enjoy the patronage of the nobility in England. Yet to think of painting in solitude in my new octagonal studio was less pleasant than to think of being there with Borsini.

  Had I been hiring a gigolo, and not a painting teacher? No, he always behaved beautifully. He was more like a brother than a flirt. Oh, he took note of my gowns and coiffures and so on, but that was the art critic coming out in him.

  “And Borsini? What is his main interest?” Weylin asked.

  I felt it was the fee he was paid, but of course, did not say so. Instead I said, “Can you think of any way your aunt might have changed her appearance? Obviously a mustache or beard are ineligible, unless she was posing as a man.”

  Weylin chewed a smile. “I hardly think so.” I should mention that his aunt’s excess flesh had gone mostly to her bosom and hips. One could only laugh to think of so much femininity stuffed into trousers.

  Mama came down with her embroidery just as the sketching was finished. Weylin said, “Will you come with us on this search, Mrs. Barron, or would you prefer the comfort of the parlor? Our morning will involve a deal of walking. Perhaps you would be more comfortable here with your embroidery.”

  I felt his solicitude was a pretext to be rid of her, so that we two might have an unexceptionable excuse to spend the morning alone together, and was not entirely happy when Mama replied, “I am bored to flinders sitting on my haunches. I shall go with you. Why do you not take your aunt’s picture and show it about, milord, while we take Barry’s? In that way, we shall cover the ground twice as quickly.”

  “But...” He wanted to object, but could find no fault with such a sensible suggestion.

  “An excellent idea, Mama,” I said.

  Weylin rolled his aunt’s sketch into a tube and left, after arranging to meet us back here for lunch.

  As soon as he was gone, Mama said, “We would not want him listening if we learn anything to Barry’s discredit. I had a reason for suggesting he might have been in disguise, Zoie.” My heart sank. “When I was searching out a clean shirt to bury him in, I found a clerical collar in his drawer—and a false mustache. You recall he had that old black suit he never wore. I happened to notice once when I was just tidying his room while he was in London that he had taken it with him. I hoped he was not trying to pass it off as a formal suit, for it was the wrong cut.”

  “Good lord! Why did you not tell me?”

  “It did not seem important—until now.”

  “I had best alter another of the sketches,” I said, and drew in a clerical collar and mustache, before we went out to begin canvassing the hotels and jewelry stores.

  We had no luck tracing Barry at any of the larger hotels. The Calverley, the Mount Pleasant, Earl’s Court, the Royal Mount Ephraim, the Carlton, the Swan, the Camden—none of them recognized him in any of his guises. We took all the sketches with us. In mustache or beard, in green glasses or in clerical garb, he was unknown. That left dozens of small, private hotels.

  “Let us try some jewelry shops,” I said, expecting the same result.

  Our first stop was a small, dingy place behind the colonnade, with the unlikely name Kashmir, Prop. Albert Bradford. We thought the sequestered location and Indian name might have enticed Barry. We had perfected our technique by that time, omitting the use of a name for Barry. I opened the sketchpad to the clerical likeness of my uncle and held it up. “I am trying to locate an old relative. He is interested in jewelry. I just wondered if he had ever come in here.”

  The man behind the counter had a small magnifying glass attached to his head by a band that held it over one eye. He lifted the glass and glanced at the picture. The man was older than Barry, about seventy, to judge by his gray hair and lined face. He had bright brown eyes and a ready smile.

  “Ah, you’re friends of Reverend Portland,” he said, and offered his hand. “I am Albert Bradford. I haven’t seen the reverend lately. Not ill, I hope?”

  Mama and I exchanged a startled glance. We had not foreseen this question, and hardly knew how to reply. I said, “I hope not. As I mentioned, we are just trying to locate Reverend Portland.”

  “I have not seen him for months. He was used to drop in regularly to sell the jewelry his uncle left him. You would know about the jewelry, of course?”

  We were highly desirous of hearing it. “About India, you mean?” Mama ventured.

  Albert Bradford nodded. “The old nabob uncle who left him a small fortune in jewelry. There is no place like India for making your fortune. I was there myself, as you might have suspected from th
e name of my shop. I came home with a purseful of unmounted gemstones. My first thought was to sell them to a gems merchant, but I soon realized the real profit is in selling jewelry, so I had them made up by a jeweler I know. He is teaching me the trade.”

  “Did Reverend Portland sell you much jewelry?” I asked.

  “Not a great deal. About fifteen thousand it would come to, in all. The emerald necklace was the best of the lot.”

  Mama looked as if she had been shot with an arrow. I knew exactly what she was thinking. Barry had turned thief, and had sold his ill-got gains to this unsuspecting man.

  I swallowed and said, “Was this recently? I mean did he sell you the jewelry all at one time, or—”

  “Oh no, just as he needed the blunt, you know. Our clerics are not well paid. He first came into my shop about five years ago, to sell a diamond tie pin. A dandy piece, a flawless diamond. I had it mounted in a ring and sold it to Lady Montague. I told the reverend if he had any more such items, I would be happy to buy them. He was back in six months with a sapphire ring, then the next time with a ruby brooch.”

  “Did he ever sell a diamond necklace?” I asked, thinking of Lady Margaret’s necklace.

  He pondered a moment, then said, “Not a diamond necklace, no. Was he some kin to you, ladies?”

  “A cousin,” I said. “We are from out of town, actually. We are trying to trace Cousin Portland. Someone reported having seen him hereabouts. You would not know where he lived?”

  “I know it was not right in town,” Bradford replied promptly. “He had a little cottage in the countryside, down toward Ashdown Forest. I was never there myself. He always brought his pieces to me.”

  “You would not have his address in your account book?” Mama asked. “We are so very anxious to find him,” she added, with a sweet smile that would fool Satan himself.

  “I don’t,” Bradford answered. “The reverend was a secretive sort of a fellow. I do not mean sly. Pray do not think I am disparaging him. It is just that he kept pretty well to business. If he had not been a man of the cloth, I would have suspected where he was getting all those fine pieces,” he added with a laugh. “But when I dropped him a hint, he told me about his nabob uncle.”

  “Uncle Barry.” Mama nodded.

  “I don’t believe he ever mentioned the name. I know from experience that many a fine piece comes from India. If you find your cousin, ladies, tell him I am still open for business.”

  “Thank you,” I said, and snatched up my sketchpad. We. escaped into the street, trembling like aspens in a gale.

  “He was a thief!” Mama gasped. “I am so glad Lord Weylin was not with us.”

  “At least he did not steal Lady Margaret’s necklace.”

  “He did not sell it to that nice Mr. Bradford,” Mama countered, “but that is not to say he did not steal it. He knew she came to Tunbridge, you see, so he would have got rid of her necklace farther away, in London, very likely. I must be grateful he did not help himself to my poor chips of sapphire, that your papa gave me as a wedding gift.”

  “We had best get back to the hotel. It is nearly time for lunch,” I said, drawing out my watch to check the time.

  “What shall we tell him?” Mama asked, in a frightened way. She meant, of course, Lord Weylin.

  “Nothing. We had no luck in finding Uncle Barry.”

  “I wonder if he discovered anything of his aunt.”

  We headed back to the hotel, with our heads low, scheming how to hide our disgrace. “We ought to rush straight back to Hernefield, and take these sketches with us,” Mama said.

  “I should like to make a detour to Ashdown Forest, and see if we can find any trace of Reverend Portland first.”

  “Impersonating a minister! That was really too bad of Barry. But not so bad as stealing all that jewelry.” She came to a dead stop. “Zoie! Our wits have gone begging! The money he got from Bradford must be in his house at Ashdown Forest—if he actually had such a house. That might be more lies.”

  “We have found no trace of him at any of the local hotels. It is worth a try.”

  “We shall go as soon as we can be rid of Weylin,” Mama declared.

  When this was settled, we continued on our way back to the hotel, and lunch with Lord Weylin.

  Chapter Eleven

  Lord Weylin had not returned to the hotel when we arrived. We went abovestairs to tidy up for luncheon, and make further plans to delude him. I was sorry to cut Weylin out of our adventure. It was not every day such an eligible gentleman crossed my path. Mama had warned me against setting my cap for him; indeed I knew myself he was above my touch, but common sense never prevented a lady from hoping. If he was interested in me, there was nothing to prevent him from following up the acquaintance after we got back to Hernefield. He had said he wished to see my paintings.

  Weylin had still not returned when we went downstairs. It was well past the time we had agreed to meet. His tardiness suggested he had found some clue that he was following up. We inquired at the desk whether he had left a message.

  The clerk handed me a note. “It is not from his lordship. This arrived with the noon mail,” he said. I recognized Brodagan’s broad fist. Mama and I took it to the parlor.

  “This will be some tale of woe. Brodagan and Steptoe have come to cuffs very likely,” Mama said, ripping the note open. She glanced at it, gave an angry tsk, and handed it to me.

  With amendments to spelling for your convenience, this is what I read:

  Steptoe has upped and gone with never a word to a soul. His head never dented his pillow last night, for I used my key when he did not come down this morning and saw it for myself. The creature was still here when Lord Weylin’s footman stopped for milady’s book of pictures. Steptoe was quizzing the lad at the doorway. It would not surprise me if he has lit out for Tunbridge to do you a mischief. A look before you is better than two behind, milady. Mrs. Chawton has been hounding us to death to know about the Book Society. Mary has got a boil on her nose and looks like a witch. Your servant, Mrs. Brodagan.

  “Steptoe!” I said. “Now what can he be up to?”

  “No good—that is certain,” Mama replied. “We must keep an eye peeled for him.”

  When Lord Weylin had still not returned ten minutes later, we ordered wine to pass the time. No sooner was it poured than he came rushing in, full of apologies.

  “Did you find any trace of Lady Margaret?” I asked.

  He shook his head. “I have been at every hotel in town, public and private. It is a complete mystery to me where she stayed. I begin to think she had a fellow in London, and was pulling the wool over our eyes with her tale of coming to Tunbridge Wells. Did you ladies have any luck?”

  “No,” we replied in unison, with suspicious alacrity.

  I feared Weylin would notice our wary manner, but he was distracted. It was not long in dawning on me that he was concealing a secret himself. His manner was too hearty and his avowals of how hard he had looked were too strong not to cause suspicion. I feared he had learned Barry’s secret, and was trying to hide it from us. If he had made inquiries at the Kashmir Jewelry Shop, for instance, Bradford might have said, “That is odd. I had two ladies in looking for their cousin this very morning.” Our description would leave Weylin in little doubt who the ladies were. But why keep it from us? Was it gentlemanly concern for our feelings, or was his reason darker?

  We ordered lunch, and while we ate, I asked nonchalantly, “Did you go to any jewelry shops, milord, or only to hotels?”

  His head jerked up. “Jewelry stores? No. Why do you ask?”

  He had certainly been to jewelry stores. “Because of your aunt’s missing necklace,” I replied with an innocent stare.

  “No, there was not time. The best course is for me to make a few inquiries in London. It seems my aunt was not coming to Tunbridge all these years at all. Are you ladies about ready to throw in the towel? I fear it is a hopeless case.”

  Mama relaxed into a smile of relief.
“We were thinking we might as well be getting on home, too,” she said.

  “Very wise. We are hunting for a mare’s nest. It was foolish to think we could discover anything at this late date.”

  Once it was established we were all leaving Tunbridge, Lord Weylin became quite merry. It was obvious he wanted to get away from us as much as we wanted to be rid of him.

  “In fact,” he said, “I see no reason to waste a whole afternoon. I shall set out for London right after lunch.”

  “We might as well go home, too,” Mama said. I agreed, but said I would visit the shops first, to make it sound casual.

  Weylin was on his feet without even waiting for dessert. “I shall settle up the bill here and be on my way, then. I shall ask them to keep the parlor for your use until you leave. You might want tea after raiding the shops, Miss Barron.”

  “Let us split the bill,” Mama said. “We have had more use of the parlor than you. There are two of us.”

  He lifted his hand in a peremptory way. “Allow me.”

  “We must pay for our own mutton at least,” Mama insisted.

  “You have been an inestimable help. May I call on you when I return?” He looked at me and continued, “You were kind enough to say I might see some of your paintings, Miss Barron.”

  “We shall be happy to see you, milord,” I replied.

  Mama reminded him of the notice he was to put in the journals, asking if anyone had seen his aunt.

  “I forgot to do it. No point now,” Weylin said. That suggested to me that he already had a line on her. “I look forward to seeing you at Hernefield in a day or two. Ladies.” He bowed and scurried out the door as if chased by a bear.

  Mama clapped her hands together and laughed. “There is one stroke of luck. We shan’t have to worry about Weylin finding out about Barry. I doubt he will learn much in London.”

  “Let us give him half an hour to get on his way before we go to Ashdown Forest,” I said, and poured another cup of tea.