Embarrassed by such pointless activities, Max had gone off to London, to the Air Ministry, hoping to be sent abroad on a mission. Greenway-their newly acquired but much loved home on the river Dart, between Torquay and Dartmouth-had been requisitioned as a nursery for evacuated London children, though Mrs. Mallowan continued to live there for a time.
That was what had taken her back to the Torquay dispensary, where she’d picked up an on-the-job refresher course which had made her current University College posting possible.
When her first husband, Archie, was serving with the Royal Flying Corps, she had worked as a volunteer nurse and then as a hospital dispensing pharmacist. Nursing during the Great War had been a nasty bit of business-from the rigors of constantly cleaning the wards and scrubbing rubber sheets to attending to burn patients and assisting in the operating room, the job was not for the easily fatigued or the faint of heart.
Pampered ladies with romantic notions of soothing our brave boys’ fevered brows did not last long-not after tidying up following amputations and disposing severed limbs in the hospital furnace, they didn’t. Mrs. Mallowan had lasted fifteen months, and might have stayed longer, but a dose of flu instigated by overwork, and the attraction of more regular hours, had brought her to the dispensary.
There she found a calm seldom present in nursing; difficult at first, the dispensing job played well into her natural interest in, and facility with, mathematics. Codifying, classifying, listing, measuring, learning symbols and signs, mastering the appearance and properties of various substances… this was a kind of poetry to her.
And the dispensary was a life-and-death operation, no less than an operating room-she had seen a confident if careless pharmacist prepare a mixture based upon a calculation that was one decimal point off. Rather than embarrass the man (and kill some unwitting patient), she had spilled the mixture and endured censure for clumsiness….
Still, interesting as dispensing was, she found it rather monotonous-ointments, medicines, jar after jar of lotions to be filled and refilled, day after day. She should never have cared for dispensing as a permanent job, and had her life gone a different way, she might have been happy to remain a professional nurse.
But it was in the pharmacy that Mrs. Mallowan had picked up a working knowledge of poisons, and this personal experience she used in the writing of her first mystery novel, The Mysterious Affair at Styles.
Ironically, the boring if sociable dispensary (she’d worked there with two good friends) set her mind to wandering, looking for escape from the anxiety of wartime in the form of daydreams that led to the notion of writing a mystery based upon a notably ingenious way to slip poison to a victim….
And now Agatha Christie Mallowan found herself back in a dispensary, with her mind running down a similar and yet distinctively different course. She was well aware that her mystery novels were of a polite, even cozy nature-superficially, at least-and even reflective of another era.
She did not like to think of herself as old-fashioned; and she had tried, in her work, to do things no writer of mysteries had ever dared-the narrator is the killer, all the suspects did it, a child, the love interest, even the detective himself might be the murderer. Puzzles, they called her stories, and she would smile and nod; but Agatha knew her tales of good and evil hinged on character.
In her way, Agatha was an innovator, and she had of late begun to wonder if the cataclysm of this war would result in a post-war world whose innocence was so lost that bodies in libraries and detectives exercising little gray cells would seem quaintly out of step and, well, just too ridiculous.
Her morning’s last customer (was it terrible to think of them that way?) was a tiny old Irish lady, remindful of Mother Riley from the music hall, who handed over her prescription with one hand and pressed half a crown into Agatha’s palm with the other.
In a wrinkled leprechaun face, blue eyes twinkled, and then one of them winked. “Make it double strong, dearie, will you now? Plenty of peppermint, my darling girl-double strong!”
“We don’t accept bribes,” Agatha said priggishly, returning the half-crown.
A frown wrinkled the wizened face further. “I would never insult you that way, dearie. T’ink of it as a gratuity. A gift.”
“You will receive exactly the dosage your doctor prescribed,” Agatha said stiffly, but when she turned her back, the dispenser allowed the smile she’d been stifling to blossom. She mixed in an extra dollop of peppermint water for the old girl-it could not possibly do her any harm-and then pretended to be stern when she handed it over.
Her half-day ended at noon, at which time she hung up her lab coat, to reveal her off-white blouse and the dark gray skirt of her well-made, respectable Debenham and Freebody suit. Her stockings were black and warm, her shoes heavy and sensible. She slipped into the gray suitjacket, slung her well-lined Burberry over an arm, attached the leash to James’s collar, and she and the terrier made their familiar way to the small laboratory just down the hall from the dispensary.
Within this glorified cubbyhole-workbench beneath a window overlooking the courtyard, sink and rack of test tubes nearby, counter with bunsen burners beneath specimen-lined shelves-the greatest forensics scientist of the twentieth century kept solitary company with his investigations.
When Agatha had first heard that Sir Bernard Spilsbury was her neighbor at University College Hospital, a schoolgirl giddiness ran through her. She had read and heard much about Sir Bernard, and the idea of meeting him, of discussing with him crime and murder and poisons and causes of death, frankly thrilled her.
But she had never made the journey down the hall to introduce herself. Agatha was not outgoing, at least not until she got to know a person; this reticence prevented her from making the immediate acquaintance of someone she had much admired, from afar.
She understood that Sir Bernard, too, was shy and unassuming, amazingly so for so well-known a public figure; like her, he was said to abhor attention, and despised having his picture taken. In the hallways of the hospital, she had observed him discreetly-he seemed distracted though never rude, preoccupied but nonetheless likable, displaying charm and even warmth when someone on the staff stopped to make conversation with him.
Certainly she needn’t fear offending him; and yet she could not bring herself to make an introduction-how silly she would feel, the author of homicidal confections presenting herself to the man who put Crippen away.
And yet she had longed to meet him. It was almost-but not quite-as if she were a schoolgirl with a crush. Certainly, even in his mid-sixties, Sir Bernard cut a handsome figure-always in a dark well-tailored suit with a fresh carnation, a tall figure understandably thickened at the middle, with the sharply chiseled features of a matinee idol, and eyes as gray as Poirot’s little brain cells.
Perhaps, with Max away, there was an element of propriety afoot as well. Agatha had not known how to approach this handsome, older man she so admired without fawning, even gushing, and perhaps giving him… the wrong idea.
Then, finally, he had introduced himself-not at the hospital, but inside Euston Station.
Euston Station, of course, was an undeniably shabby affair, inconvenient, shambling, with a cavernous entrance hall cutting the station in two and encouraging bedlam. She disliked crowds, hated being jammed up against people, and the loud sounds and the cigarette and cigar smoke all annoyed her; but wartime was wartime, wasn’t it? One did what one had to do.
And so Agatha-who so loved to eat, who so adored fine cooking, by herself and others-had been reduced to taking bangers and mash at a stall, sitting at a little wooden table whose secondary function seemed to be providing irony that a hospital worker should eat at so unsanitary a spot. James the terrier would curl up on the floor beside her, waiting for an occasional bite of banger to reward his good behavior.
She had noticed Sir Bernard taking an occasional lunch here, sitting engrossed in a book or writing in a journal; so it was not a surprise to see him approach
ing, typically natty in a dark suit, set off by a red carnation in the buttonhole, raincoat over his arm.
It was, however, a shock for him to stop and half-bow before her, even as she did her best to swallow a rather too-large bite of mashed potatoes.
“Pardon me, Mrs. Mallowan,” he had said, his voice a rich baritone, “I’m Bernard Spilsbury. Might I sit down for a moment?”
“Please! Please do.”
He did. “Forgive my forwardness. I just recently learned that you were assisting in the University pharmacy, and I very much wanted to meet you.”
Suddenly Agatha felt a wave of disappointment: could the great forensics expert really just be another enthusiast? Another fan eager to meet “the mistress of mystery?”
Where most authors might be flattered, this was an embarrassment to Agatha, and caused in her an immediate diminishment of respect for Sir Bernard.
From the day she’d taken her post at the pharmacy, she had made it clear to all and sundry that she was “Mrs. Mallowan,” not “Agatha Christie,” not on those premises. That she was not to be bragged about or paraded around for the amusement of patients and/or doctors. She would be happy to sign a book for anyone in the pharmacy, should they so desire. But after that she preferred to disappear into her role: Mrs. Mallowan, assistant dispenser.
Sir Bernard was gazing over his wire-framed glasses at her; he seemed a little embarrassed himself as he worked his soft voice above the clangs of the trains and the clamor of the crowd. “You see, Mrs. Mallowan… I’m a great admirer…”
Here it comes, she thought, with the endless questions about where one gets one’s ideas, and how could a kind-looking woman like you devise such diabolical…
“… of your husband,” Sir Bernard was saying.
She rocked back, flushed with surprise and pleasure. “Really? Of Max?”
“Oh yes, Mrs. Mallowan.” The chiseled features were softened with admiration as he shook his head. “Archaeology is a hobby for which, necessarily, I’ve had less and less time as I’ve gotten older.”
“Archaeology,” Agatha said, beaming. “Oh yes. Isn’t it simply wonderful?”
He nodded. “My son Peter used to point out that archaeology rallied my detective’s instincts.”
“Ah.” She too nodded. “In pathology you must answer the same question posed in archaeology: ‘What happened in the past to leave evidence in the present?’ ”
Now Sir Bernard beamed. “Almost Peter’s words exactly.”
She wondered if Peter was the son she had heard Sir Bernard had lost, in the air raids of 1940.
“Mr. Mallowan’s excavations at Ur with Leonard Woolley,” Sir Bernard was saying, “are legendary. And then his digs in Ninevah, Iraq, Syria… how exciting. How terribly romantic.”
She smiled. “I don’t know that sorting and listing artifacts, and cleaning arrowheads and pottery shards with face cream, is ‘terribly romantic,’ nor exciting, exactly… but I did love it.”
The gray eyes flared with interest. “I understood you accompanied your husband from time to time! You’re to be commended.”
“I shouldn’t be commended for doing something I so enjoy. Away from our so-called civilization… blessedly free from the press and the public. I do some of my best writing in the desert.”
“Yes, I understand you’re a writer.”
Her pleasure waned, suddenly; it was wonderful for Sir Bernard to be an admirer of Max’s, and a relief not to be dealing with a fawning fan.
And yet this was, somehow, a disappointment… that Sir Bernard knew so little of her, and what she did, and who she was.
She touched the side of her head, fingers in the curls. “I must say Max’s work resembles mine, as well. Stories of crime and murder can be uncovered in the ancient sands.”
“I must apologize for not being acquainted with your work,” Sir Bernard said. Perhaps he had sensed her bruised pride. “I understand your reputation is considerable… and many of my colleagues read mystery and detective stories. For my part, I have no interest in fictional crime…. I hope I haven’t offended you.”
“Not at all,” she said, and her hurt had vanished. “It would be a busman’s holiday for you, wouldn’t it?”
“As I’m afraid I’ve revealed, I’m secretly a romantic-Tennyson, Wordsworth, Kipling, those are my literary heroes.”
“You display impeccable taste, Sir Bernard.”
“Please, Mrs. Mallowan. I’d be honored if you’d call me Bernard.”
“Only if you’ll call me Agatha.”
He shifted in his seat. “If you want me to… Agatha… I’ll read one of your books….”
She laughed, a rather raucous laugh that gave her a twinge of chagrin. “That’s not necessary… Bernard. Have you had lunch? Would you care to join me?”
“That’s very kind of you.”
And he did, ordering up his own plate of bangers and mash.
Thereafter they had lunch together almost every weekday, as her schedule and his work allowed. His wife Edith was living out of London, and Sir Bernard saw her only on occasional weekends. Agatha-lonely herself, without Max-could sense the man’s need for companionship.
This was no love affair-far from it. This was simply two older people whose spouses were away, two professionals pursuing their careers during wartime, as best they could, who found pleasure in each other’s company. Now and then they ate at the stall in Euston Station, but more often at the Holborn.
Sir Bernard asked endless questions about Max’s archaeological digs, and seemed far more impressed with Agatha’s role as expedition photographer, complete with darkroom tent, than her status as an author of best-selling mystery novels.
“It’s wonderful to be married to an archaeologist,” she told Sir Bernard. “The older you get, the more interested he is in you.”
People who knew them both as painfully shy individuals probably wondered if the pair of them had lost their minds, these two reticent types sitting chattering like magpies. But they had much in common, including a love of music; she revealed to Sir Bernard her failed ambition to be an opera singer (her voice had proved too thin, and incipient stage fright had been no help, either) and he told her almost misty-eyed of his days as a medical student attending Henry Wood’s promenade concerts.
They had become good enough friends to allow the other silence-there were days when she was troubled by difficulties with her writing (she had plenty of time for that in the evenings-one didn’t want to go out in the Blitz!). And she would sit and quietly think and their conversation would be politely minimal.
When he was preoccupied with a case, Sir Bernard could lapse into intense silence, often checking a small black spiral notebook filled with file-size note cards, as if life were an exam for which he was studying.
As she (and James on his leash) entered the little lab down the hall at the hospital, Sir Bernard sat at a counter in his white lab coat, his brow furrowed as he went over those ubiquitous file cards in his little black notebook.
“Good afternoon, Bernard,” she said, as was her habit.
He looked up, his smile a barely noticeable crease under the intense gray eyes and finely carved nose. “Is it afternoon already?” he replied, as was his wont.
And soon they had walked, quietly, to nearby Holborn Empire, once known as the Royal Theater of Varieties (and badly damaged by a bomb in 1941). At the west corner of Kingsway, the Holborn restaurant welcomed them; in the last century it was the largest dance hall in London. Now it was a largely male bastion of dark luxuriant wood and waiters who spoiled Sir Bernard with special dishes despite wartime rationing. Agatha doubted Sir Bernard-whose egalitarian treatment of these waiters over the years had no doubt inspired this uninvited loyalty-was at all aware of this favoritism.
The steak-and-kidney pie luncheon was as wordless as it was delicious, and-as they both took coffee afterward-Agatha said, “You must be on a case. You seem terribly preoccupied.”
“Yes. Nasty bit of bu
siness.”
“We’ve never discussed any of your cases.”
“No. I suppose we haven’t.”
“Some people might find that… odd.”
“Really, Agatha. And why is that?”
She cocked her head, raised an eyebrow. “You are, after all, the foremost forensics expert in Great Britain.”
He just looked at her; no false modesty prompted any need to comment.
“And I,” she said, and trailed off.
But he said nothing.
She sighed. “And I am the foremost author of crime novels in Great Britain.”
“I should say the world,” he said casually.
This caught her off-guard. “You would? You really would?”
“I believe,” he said, sipping his coffee through the parted lips of the faintest smile, “I just did.”
A warm glow coursed through her, though she was a little ashamed that it had.
“At any rate,” she said, “we have never discussed crime, have we? Or murder, or mystery.”
“We have not. What did you call it? Busman’s holiday?”
“Are you aware that I frequently use poison for my murders?”
His eyes opened wide. “Fictional murders, I trust.”
“Fictional murders, yes. And you are one of the world’s most renowned experts on poison as used in murder cases.”
“One of…?”
She laughed gently. “The most renowned…. There’s a wonderful story about you. I wonder if it’s true.”
“You might ask.”
“I have heard,” she said, “that at the time of the Croydon poisonings, you arrived at the graveside dressed in your typically immaculate manner-right down to a top hat.”
“That does sound like me.”
“And when the coffin was raised, you leaned in, ran your nose along the side of the box, stood up straight, and said, ‘Arsenic, gentlemen.’ ”
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